ChurchyLaFemme

@ChurchyLaFemme

The Magnificence #elitist

make it mandatory for people below a defined IQ level while you're at it.

At least then we wouldn’t have to put up with you, since you would have one of those aborted.

James Fulford: “Immigration should have stopped as soon as my ancestors got here, because my ancestors were the cream of the crop. Everyone who arrived later should be sent back where they came from.”

State of the Nation #wingnut #conspiracy

I’ve been expecting this since I first heard about the massacre. Apparently nothing really happens in these events, since it’s all staged by the Deep State. That’s probably why the police waited so long to breach the classroom, because the scene hadn’t been completely set up yet. I’m not sure that even if someone they know was killed that they would believe it, just assume they went into WITSEC or some similar program. Do they ever explain why a one-world government would be the ultimate evil?

Kurt Schlichter #wingnut

guns aren’t just fun toys. They are not optional. They are critical to our identity as citizens. Taking them turns us from the rulers into the ruled.

So all our representatives are carrying concealed? How else can they be sure none of their subjects are out to get them? Fun fact: you are currently among the ruled unless you are part of the government. Just because you need a penis-substitute with an extra-large magazine doesn’t mean the rest of us feel the same. Did you miss the survey showing 90% favored increased gun legislation?

Various Incels #crackpot #elitist #pratt #racist #sexist

Looking at your examples, they all look like perfectly normal, attractive people, and I’m sure any one of them could attract a mate unless they were total dickheads with no social skills whatsoever.

Douglas S. Winnail #homophobia

Prostitution was accepted, legal, and taxed—bringing financial gain to local governments

Just like the government was able to gain revenue from taxing alcohol once Prohibition was repealed. Making it legal would also virtually eliminate the pimps, and protect the sex workers themselves, since they could go to the police to complain if they were attacked. They could also be required to have regular STI tests to assure their clients.

Similar results would come from making currently illegal drugs legal. Prices would drop, which would reduce the need of addicts to commit crimes to get money. It would eliminate drug dealers, just as removing Prohibition reduced organized crime in the 1930s. And again, increased tax revenue for the government, and the consumer is assured a safer product, because it would be inspected and licensed, just as alcohol and tobacco are today. What is the cause of much inner-city violence? Rival gangs fighting each other over territory. Can you say “1920s Chicago?” I knew you could.

Now, can we think of an activity that is accepted and legal, but not taxed, bringing no financial benefit to the state while using infrastructure provided by the state? Hint: it starts with C and ends with hurches.

Anonymous #wingnut

You people have been claiming Jesus will be back “any minute now” for 2000 years, so the claim is starting to wear a little thin. Since sending “thoughts and prayers” to those affected accomplishes nothing, put your energy into something that actually does some good. At the rate these things are happening, it won’t be long before Hallmark comes out with Mass Shooting sympathy cards.

Kaustubh Chowdhary #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

I wish these people would take a basic astronomy course, or at least read a textbook.

1. Constellations are human created pictures, not natural groupings. The stars in a constellation are thousands if not millions of light years apart, not clustered together in a planetary array.

2. Please stop using “UFO” as a synonym for “Spaceship.” It means UNIDENTIFIED, goober. If you can identify it as an alien spaceship, then it is no longer an UNIDENTIFIED object. I’ve seen plenty of UFOs, things in the sky that I couldn’t identify. That doesn’t mean that I’ve seen an alien spacecraft. If you’re sure you’ve seen an alien craft, then call it what it is – an ETC, an Extra-Terrestrial Craft.

Kurt Schlichter #wingnut

Since the SCOTUS believes that since abortion isn’t mentioned in the COTUS, it doesn’t apply today. Let’s use the same argument regarding guns. The Founders didn’t anticipate guns more advanced than muskets, so let’s decide that there shouldn’t be any restrictions on muskets, but any gun that doesn’t have to be hand-loaded should be restricted. The gun lobby has never been able to come up with a rational explanation as to why civilians need military-grade weapons.

Napoleon de Geso, CunnyEnjoyer & Ghost of Eskimo #wingnut #racist #sexist #conspiracy #psycho

But what about the programs that encouraged White Aryan women to bear as many children as possible with White Aryan men?

For that matter, how come none of the Nazi leaders came close to fitting the model of the ideal White Aryan Superman?

Mark Gullick #racist #wingnut

Once you’ve been in Costa Rica awhile, you’ll realize that many of primarily Hispanic residents can be as dark as someone from Africa, or London.

various Commenters #transphobia

First of all, database searches are done by computers, so any additional time and expense is negligible.

Second, I doubt any MTF trans individuals are able to produce semen, since they no longer have a penis or testicles. If you’re concerned about cross-dressers raping women, the database records won’t classify them as women, so it’s another non-issue.

Thorsten J. Pattberg #elitist #homophobia #racist #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

Gosh, I don’t remember any of that when I was studying German.

McAllister.tv #wingnut #magick #conspiracy #crackpot

The repetition emphasizes the truth of the claims.

Brittany M. Hughes #homophobia

First of all, given that she says the adult area will be screened off, I doubt the kids will be exposed to rubber genitalia or blow-up dolls. So take her advice and don’t attend. Don’t let your children attend. Problem solved. It’s not your job to tell other parents how to raise their children or what events to take them to.

How do you know what kind of paraphernalia is available in a sex shop anyway? Are you one of those people who visits them claiming you’re just “doing research” on the evil behavior of other people? You need to find another hobby.

Steve Sailer #homophobia #dunning-kruger #racist

I haven’t seen any indication that the few cases of monkeypox outside of Africa have anything to do with gays. It is spread by physical contact, yes, just as Hanson’s Disease (Leprosy) is spread through long periods of close contact, but there is no evidence that either is spread through sexual contact.

However, I give you props for being so concerned about the health and welfare of people you hate.

@HermioneG_GCF #transphobia

I agree with you one one point – no one is obligated to pander to your delusions.

Douglas S. Winnail #homophobia #fundie

students were no longer exposed to biblical concepts of right and wrong outside their homes and were encouraged to make up their own minds about moral values, regardless of whether their ideas totally contradicted what the Bible reveals.

Obviously, students learning to make up their own minds is immoral and must be discouraged at every opportunity.

JohnEngelman #racist #wingnut

Once we acknowledge that race is an important biological classification of humans, it should be acceptable to study the durable ways the races differ in average intelligence, academic performance, criminal behavior, and sexual behavior.

Only if you also acknowledge that biological classifications apply to a group average, not to individuals. Other biological classifications of humans include: hair color, eye color, and height. Can you use any of those criteria to study the ways individuals differ in average intelligence, academic performance, criminal behavior, or sexual behavior? Intelligence tests have been shown to be culturally biased, so it’s hard to use them to determine average intelligence across cultures. Can you determine that all people over 6′5″ are likely to excel at playing basketball, or that people with brown hair are going to be better academically than people with blond hair? Are blue-eyed people more likely to be criminals; are green-eyed people more likely to be gay? Sexual behavior is not genetic; sexual orientation appears to be a spectrum.

Using one aspect of a person’s biological makeup is pointless, as we’re all a combination of biological classifications, and when it comes to analyzing individuals, it becomes pointless. Can you take two babies, one who is black, brown-eyed, black-haired and one who is white, green-eyed and blond, and expect to make accurate predictions of how they will turn out in 10 or 20 years? How are you going to classify multi-racial individuals?

Since we all associate with a variety of people meeting various combinations of biological classifications, it’s impossible to make predictions based on group averages. Why not try meeting and interacting with people as individuals, rather than judging them on the basis of biological classifications over which they have no control?

Stew Peters and Abby Johnson #wingnut

Once again, no mention of or concern for the health of the mother, or what happens to the child after it’s born. I want to know how many children these two have adopted and hear their excuses if they haven’t.

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut

Does the packaging specifically say, “chest binders for gender dysphoric girls?” Somehow I doubt it. More likely Matt has seen sports bras without realizing (or caring) about their purpose.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

<@Sasha> #126555

As with most conspiracy theories, the fact that there is no evidence is proof that the conspiracy is real.

Robert Stacy McCain #homophobia

Having a married mom and dad is better for children

“Better" does not equal “best” and certainly not “only.” I’m sure there are millions of widows and widowers doing the best they can without the benefit of a spouse, but that doesn’t mean their children are doomed for the scrap heap. Having an annual income of $100,000 is better than $25,000 too. So what?

Dark Ages of mystic belief,

You mean like worshipping a sky daddy invented by Bronze Age sheepherders, a god who is supposedly omnipotent and cares about people, but who never seems to actually do anything that helps those with problems?

where socialized medicine is fiscally responsible

It is fiscally responsible in every other industrialized country. Administrative costs are lowest in Italy ($64 per capita) and highest in the United States ($937), so please explain how capitalism produces better results than socialism. Of course, one of the reasons for high costs in the US is multi-million dollar salaries paid to executives at HMOs, such as this guy at $142M: https://www.startribune.com/former-unitedhealth-ceo-made-142-2m-last-year/600171979/

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

I believe all the “Kazarian mafia agents” you mention have returned home, or will do so shortly. Fleeing implies permanence, as most people who flee, especially those wishing to avoid arrest and prosecution, do not return to the jurisdiction they left.

Ted Cruz #fundie #sexist #wingnut

The “peaceful protesters” on Jan. 6 invaded a government building, assaulted police, vandalized the building. The roe protesters are standing outside, waving signs and yelling. Do you see why people might see a significant difference between the two groups?

Scott Lively #homophobia #fundie #conspiracy

Scott, you say, “in my observation.” Just how much time to you spend observing LGBQT people, and why is it so important to you? Or maybe I misunderstood and you’re only observing lesbians, which is a whole different issue.

BTW, I think most people have their first sexual climax through masturbation, either accidentally or intentionally, which means your claim of imprinting is nonsense, or that you don’t consider masturbation to be sexual activity.

Conservapeida #homophobia #fundie

Lauren Chen #wingnut

Colleges and universities do not fund student loans, because they can’t possibly afford to. They can and do grant scholarships, which don’t need to be repaid, but it’s banks and other financial institutions that actually make the loans.

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

Gr8Believer #fundie #conspiracy

You know, the idea that anyone who lied with their hand on a bible would be struck down by the wrath of God hasn’t been believed for centuries. It’s about as reliable as the idea that a murderer could be identified by having them put their hand on the victim, because the body would bleed.

By the way, even back in the days when I was a Christian, I had no problem lying when my parents ordered me to “swear on the bible” that I hadn’t done something. Still here 60 years later. Of course, it could have been because we didn’t use the King James Version, but the Revised Standard, which everyone knows isn’t The Real Bible.

Vincent James #homophobia #sexist

In 1950, abortion was not only a crime, but a shameful act you would be ostracized from any social group for.

And an awful lot of single women sent to visit relatives for six months and came back looking slightly thinner than when they left. There were also a lot of “premature” babies that weighed in at 8 pounds, too, often born in marriages that were arranged in just a couple of weeks. Of course, women were expected to be virgins on their wedding night, but it was an unspoken assumption that men should get some experience before then.

In 1960 the vast majority of America opposed the idea of gay marriage,

And almost every family had an uncle who was a “confirmed bachelor” or an aunt who “just couldn’t find a man.” An awful lot of them were lucky enough to find someone in a similar situation that they could live with “to share expenses.”

and sodomy was illegal.

But every guy begged his wife or girlfriend to try giving him a blowjob “just this once.”

It is precisely for this reason we must force gays back into the closet and women back into the kitchens.

Sorry, closet doors rarely swing both ways. And you obviously don’t know that most professional chefs are men. By the way, is your salary enough so you can support your family on it? It’s not the case in most families.

So, why not learn to cook yourself, and stop spending your spare time thinking about how other people are having sex.

Lori Alexander #fundie #sexist

You’re the one who’s being shortsighted. Has it ever occurred to you what it would be like if those “millions upon millions of babies” had been born over the last 50 years? How much pressure that would put just on the school systems? At least some of those babies would almost certainly be on welfare, being supported by your tax dollars. How many of those mothers would be stuck in minimum-wage or no jobs, instead of being doctors, lawyers or other professionals because they were able to finish school? How many men would be in the same position because they had to pay child support instead of tuition to get their degree? Fifty years is almost three generations, and all those people are going to need food, housing, education, and jobs, and most of those areas are already overstressed. You think decaying infrastructure and food and gas prices are high now? Add millions and millions of babies, as well as their children and grandchildren to the mix.

George Carlin said it best: if you’re preborn, you’re golden, but if you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.

moondogrex #wingnut #psycho

Since there are liberals and conservatives in every state, are you expecting everyone to don a uniform so you’ll know which side your neighbor is on? When s/he throws a Molotov cocktail through your window, you might get an inkling that in a civil war, it’s difficult to identify the enemy. Even in The War for Southern Independence, there were supporters of the other side in every state. And there are plenty of “leftists” who are also veterans and/or gunowners, so what makes you so sure your side is going to end up on top? I doubt the fat trailer trash that shows up at Trump rallies will be much good in an actual fight, no matter what the weapons.

Gr8Believer #fundie #conspiracy

Sodomy includes blowjobs, so stop hassling your girlfriend for one.

Tristan Justice #wingnut

Dave Blount #wingnut #sexist #homophobia

Subway is in trouble because the quality of their food has declined tremendously over the past five years. I don’t think even hiring Donald Trump as a spokesman would save them.

Anonymous Coward #80402537 #crackpot #sexist #homophobia #dunning-kruger

I had to find new homes for all three of my cats before my wife and I got married, because it turned out she was allergic. Coming up on our 40th anniversary, but maybe the fact we only have one son shows I’m really in the closet.

Vincent James #wingnut #homophobia #sexist #psycho

The Supreme Court cannot completely ban abortion; all they can do is return it to the states, as it was before Roe. It’ll remain legal in at least 11 states, which will probably see an increase in tourist dollars as women from the red states travel to get the medical help they need.

BTW, I still haven’t seen any mention of how we are going to take care of all the kids that will be born when Roe is overturned. I’m betting that the elections of 2026 and 2028 will see a lot of candidates talking about the increase in welfare babies and even more overcrowded classrooms.

Isamu #psycho

I would make sure they got the help they needed, or some kind of isolation, rather than letting the police push them through the legal system into a hellish future of incarceration.

Because no one you know could do anything wrong? That “keep the police out of it” attitude worked real well with Josh Duggar, didn’t it?

Matt Walsh #fundie #sexist #wingnut

I can’t help but notice that in all the talk about restricting abortion, none of the government people or other advocates talk about how society is going to take care of all the children who will likely be born as a result. In 5 years, will you be complaining about the increase in the number of people on welfare, or that there’s not enough child care? Will you help pass bond referendums to build more schools to relieve the overcrowding? I’m betting most of the fathers of those children will be avoiding their child support payments, or complaining about what a bitch their babymomma is.

George Carlin was right: if you’re pre-born, you’re golden, but if you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #conspiracy

The truth is that everything the Left stands for these days is some kind of a hustle — which is the cheap street version of a racket, meaning an effort to extract something of value from you dishonestly. It’s the only way they know how to operate. It necessarily and chiefly depends on the deployment of lies, which by definition are propositions at odds with reality.

Um, I think you misspelled the seventh word there – it’s not L-E-F-T, it’s T-R-U-M-P. You know, the guy who told over 30,000 verified lies while president and continues to do today?

The Final Wakeup Call #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

Once again you know all about these secret organizations and their detailed plans, yet are powerless to stop them.

THE MASTER CHRISTOS--ESU IMMANUEL 'JESUS' SANANDA via Patrick Bellringer #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Well, we’re waiting to see if anyone or anything grants your petition, although I’m not going to hold my breath.

Grant Atkinson #biphobia #homophobia #fundie #wingnut

Sometimes love involves addressing a concern with a brother or sister in Christ, uncomfortable as it may be.

And therein lies your problem, because not everyone is a brother or sister in Christ. They may not belong to your particular sect, use your Bible translation, or even believe in your Christ at all. Telling a non-Christian that they should follow rules set by Christians is not only inconsiderate, it’s illegal. I’ve heard dozens of Christians say that Muslims grocery clerks who don’t want to handle pork products that it’s a ridiculous belief. Of course, Christian bakers refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding are just sticking to their beliefs. Telling non-Christians that they’re going to hell if they don’t follow the rules makes as much sense as telling a Christian that if they don’t die in glorious battle in Ragnarok they won’t get to cross the Rainbow Bridge into Valhalla.

And if you don’t like what the people at Oreo say, there’s always Hydrox.

MARANATHA TRUMPETER #fundie #crackpot

A New Radical Centrism #racist #wingnut #pratt

Aren’t the conservatives the ones claiming that there aren’t any genetic or biological causes for homosexuality or transgenderism? Seems to me that the idea that LGBTQ individuals are born that way makes conservatives extremely uncomfortable, just like the fact that some people have skin color controlled by genetics makes them uncomfortable.

Whiplash347 #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot #mammon

Cryptocurrencies aren’t backed by anything. If you want your money backed by gold, buy actual gold. If you need local paper currency, you can always find someone willing to trade for your gold.

Consider: if the Central Banking System collapses or “resets” where do you go to get the gold that’s supposedly backing your cryptocurrency? Will your cryptocurrency become as worthless as the NFTs you’ve been spending it on?

Laura Wood #sexist #fundie

Well, I always figured the reason Jesus only chose men for disciples was that they (and he) were gay. There are three different accounts of who found the tomb empty, but it was women who were to anoint the body because women always got stuck with the unpleasant jobs men didn’t want to do. St. Paul hated women and sex in general, and thought everyone should be celibate.

In any event, the real question is: why are you spending time preaching on the internet when you should be cleaning, cooking or otherwise taking care of your husband?

Medeea Greere #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut #quack

Why is it Obama and Hillary? Why not Obama and Clinton or Barack and Hillary? I rarely here opponents refer to her husband with just Bill. Women aren’t worth the respect of a last name? We were able to keep two Bushes separate, I think we can manage with the Clintons.

You claim Obama did these: install rogue operators in government, leak classified intel, remove good guys from government, fund/supply North Korea;

Clinton was supposed to: kill economy, install corrupt Supreme Court justices, destroy/censor opposing news outlets.

All of these sound more like things that your orange-headed God/Emperor did or wanted to do. Maybe you should pay a little less attention to Moscow’s propaganda voice Tucker Carlson.

Elijah Schaffer #racist

Reminds me of lines from the Maverick movie

“I try and kill an Indian every day; I figure they deserve it because they were on our land before we got here.”