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Ray Comfort #fundie

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Bananaman; even IF you managed to prove their was a “creator” for the world/universe, you still haven’t proven that said creator was specifically YOUR interpretation of the Judeo-Christian god of Abrahamic Religions. For all we know, it was Ptah, or Odin and his brothers, or even “heaven’s design team” from that one anime. Or any of the numerous other “creator deities” from mythology and fiction.

Ken Ham #fundie

Man, this is like one of Ham’s most nonsensical rants I’ve read so far.

@MrArchnemesis #wingnut #racist

a wall that’s impenetrable.

Please… Even IF Trump were to somehow overnight build a GIANT, indestructible wall over 100m high and 40m thick, with no gates whatsoever, completely covered with lethally accurate automated turrets and AA batteries and patrolled 24/7 by Killer Robots (stop fapping, please), do you really think that it would utterly stop any non-WASP from EVER entering the US border again?

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist #crackpot #dunning-kruger

First of all, Jesus and Mary were from the Middle-East. I HIGHLY doubt they were whiter than Greenland in winter…

Secondly, Jesus’s “Daddy” is supposedly an incorporeal, ageless entity that existed before ethnicities were even a concept. Why would it allow itself to be shackled by such human trifles like “skin color”? Seems to me like it wouldn’t care.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei #fundie #god-complex

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Yet this is no longer about Republican vs Democrats, this is about good vs. evil.

To quote a wise Jedi Master: “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”

Or to quote an ancient Elvhen god: “Fear breeds a desire for simplicity. Good and evil. Right or wrong.”

But seriously, nothing is that black & white. This isn’t a “grand, cosmic battle” of the “good, virtuous Republican Paladins” vs. the “evil, sinful Democrat Monsters”. This is just different PEOPLE with different ideas of how to help their home nation. Ideas that seem equally valid to their own side.

Oversimplifying it like that IS evil, however, as it makes anyone “other” seem like an “always chaotic evil Untermensch”. You know who else did that? Literal Nazis.

MedleyChimera #elitist #dunning-kruger

…Homeless people usually aren’t clean and sober BECAUSE they’re homeless, ya douche!

Seriously, who would possibly choose to be homeless!?

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

REMEMBER, if Trump has lifelong “Presidential Immunity”, then Joe Biden has it as well, and then nothing Biden does as president would be illegal, including stopping Trump from being elected and bankrupting him.

See? Goes both ways, DT.

Dr Taylor Marshall #crackpot #forced-birth #wingnut

@Skybison #185768

He’s also running for president.

…Because of course he is. Why am I not surprised that any nutjob tries to become president these days?

…How do you think the modern, domesticated dog came to be? Centuries of treating more benign wolves like companions by our hunter-gatherer ancestors led them to become one of the most popular, beloved, and loyal pets in the modern day.

Hell, pets isn’t even a correct word anymore. Dogs and humans quite literally have a very strong symbiotic relationship.

Seriously, what are you a “doctor” of?

Ray Comfort #fundie

Fuck off, Bananaman. If you really cared about the teachings of Christ, you’d attack these people instead. Nazis who pervert the words to Christ. But instead you always attack atheists who never bother anyone and even follow Jesus’ teachings more than those self-proclaimed Christians. Funny, it’s almost like YOU are the one full of excuses…

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Heil Hitler, brothers!

My god, they aren’t even trying to hide it anymore… This does not bode well, if you ask me.

Hail Christ! Hail Victory! Heil Hitler!

…There are a LOT of things I could say that demonstrate how WRONG this is. But I’ll just say that these Nazi bastards are even less Christian than the most devout Hindu is. Signed, an atheist.

Seriously, as much as organized religion and fundamentalism go counter to my own worldview and beliefs, I still think there are merits in some of the things Jesus taught. Things that runs antithetical to Nazism.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

A.F. Branco #wingnut

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

@TFAltHist #185589

These are the same kind of “geniuses” who think that evolution means a dog will spontaniously and without reason morph into a chicken. So no, I do not think they realize what climate shifts actually mean.

A.F. Branco #wingnut

You want people to not vote for Biden? Then stop pushing a blatant criminal like Trump as your candidate. I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden won not because people voted FOR him, but because they voted AGAINST Trump.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

DC_Draino #wingnut #conspiracy

walking through the open doors of Capitol

…Yes, doors that were FORCED OPEN by the rioters who also KILLED some cops in their attack and who VANDALIZED the interior of Capitol.

theatreboy #conspiracy #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #185359

Although clearly based on Medusa of Greek mythology, there’s Vexoria the Sun Eater today.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Vexoria more based upon Apophis of Egyptian mythology? You know, a giant sun-devouring serpent? Even her attire seems to be more egyptian than greek.

Even enthusiasts of Monster Girls know there’s no such thing as Lamia.

~~Hello Darkness my old friend…~~

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

hold “TRUMP” accountable, when he’s totally innocent.

Talking about yourself in the third person is NOT the sign of a healthy, “stable genius” mind.

Kevin Sorbo #fundie

Well, why do Christians celebrate Easter when its name comes from a pagan goddess Ēostre? Why do Christians celebrate Halloween when it shares its roots with the pagan festival Samhain?

theatreboy #conspiracy #crackpot

@Malingspann #185215

To be fair to von Däniken, at least he explains his ideas better and he doesn’t think it’s all covered up by a "Rothschild conspiracy”…

FingerMan #crackpot #dunning-kruger

This isn’t even worth debunking. This is just soooooooooooo stupid…

But just to be clear, yes, mutations are chance occurences. But if a specific random mutation happens to give a greater benefit to survival chances, then the odds of that mutation being passed on to offspring and becoming a new “default” trait increases exponentially as generations pass. Hence, evolution. As was so aptly said in the first X-Men movie “Mutation is the key to evolution”.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

TYPING IN ALL CAPS DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY MORE TRUE!!!!!

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

May YOU freeze in Helheim first, you cowardly, lying, sadistic, egocentric, moronic jackass! I hope Krampus personally drags you there kicking and screaming. Happy Holidays to everybody of good will.

Seriously, who in their sane, merry mind combines “rot in hell” with a supposed genuine “merry christmas”? Isn’t wishing Hell upon someone the very antithesis of what the birth of Christ is supposed to be about?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #185087

Oh, hey, I just saw that movie yesterday for the first time with my mother and sister! Did a bit of a double-take when I recognized Trump’s voice in that one scene though.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

An ugly race.

looks at the likes of AV stars Anri Okita & Hitomi Tanaka, actresses like Lucy Liu or Ming-Na Wen, or numerous other VERY attractive Asian women Yeah, I don’t see it. Certainly beat the average fat, white, angry Karens, that’s for sure!

they all look like space aliens

I mean, the trope “green skinned space babes” is very popular in most sci fi, so that may not be the insult you think it is. Even if she’s a Meltrandi or a Ctarl-Ctarl, still beats most WASPs anyday.

Asians kind of act like space aliens as well.

If being “respectful” and “polite” (as stereotypical asians are) is considered “alien” to you, then I don’t know what to say!

Signed, a white man who ISN’T a piece of crap.

Ben Garrison #wingnut

So, Biden sleeping in the nude is somehow a crime greater than Trump commiting high treason? Did I get that right?

Solarian Civilization via Erena Velazquez #ufo #magick #conspiracy

We live on a planet called Solaris, which you call Universal Sun or Central Sun.

So, what is it? Is it a planet or a star? Because it can’t be both, dumbass!

We are the second oldest civilization in the Cosmos

So what’s the oldest one? The Nibblonians from Futurama? Doesn’t that make you by definition the evil Brainspawn?

Christian Post #conspiracy

As others have pointed out, it’s funny that when Christian fundies wish to discredit something, they call it a “religion”…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #185013

Eh, I’d consider it a true Christmas Miracle if DT would finally be put behind bars for years (preferably in a prison where the inmates already hate him) and be banned from ever running for office ever again.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #pratt

@Peacemonger373 #184926

as an autistic man… fuck you

As an aspie with supportive parents who managed fine by himself, I concur.

Massresistance #conspiracy

If you do your part, God will do His.

This, I just do not get. If God is omnipotent and omniscient, then why does God NEED us to “do our part”? Why does God NEED us to pray? You’d think that if God so badly wants the USA to be a Christian nation then there is nothing we could do about it one way or another. And if the USA ISN’T a Christian nation, then obviously god couldn’t care less.

Seriously, can you think with your brain for once instead of your resisting ass?

wifeofbathes #sexist

Dude, seriously? Yes, I agree that rapists are the scum of the earth and all deserve to be castrated with a rusty spork without anesthesia. But that is a minority of men! Most of us aren’t misogynistic rapists, you know!

Mangalawyer #transphobia #dunning-kruger

@Creativerealms #184890

And she has short hair.

Holy crap, I was (partially) joking! I didn’t expect them to be that predictable and shallow!

What, they gave her short hair?

No, this is a serious question, I don’t know what version of Poison Ivy they are talking about but I noticed that altely a lot of transphobes and homophobes and “anti-wokers” and such tend to get their knickers in a twist whenever short-haired women are intorduced in fiction. Or whenever previously long-haired female characters get a haircut.

chrisanderson7844 #sexist

Trump. Putin. The Kims. Hitler. Stalin. Mussolini. And the COUNTLESS other MALE dictators throughout history. There’s a reason the term “insane, power-mad & inept ruler” is also known as “The Caligula”, after the batshit crazy MALE emperor. So, yeah, the statistics are NOT on our, masculine, side.

Jesse Lee Peterson #wingnut

“The Great White Hope”? Don’t you meen “The Fat Orange Menace”?

He could be relaxing

He DID. His excessive time of golfing during his presidency is proof of that.

but he loves the country.

Oh is that why he stole TOP SECRET documents that could endanger the nation and left them lying around in his bathroom?

Kim Goguen/Pamela J. Zeller #crackpot #wingnut #racist #ufo #magick #conspiracy

…I think I’m way to sober to even attempt to read this.

t’s almost embarrassing to be a human at this point.

Broken clock moment…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!! DT, IS YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON BROKEN OR WHAT!? Great Atheismo, do I HATE this mothafracker!!

Also, Colorado officially made it forbidden for Trump to run for President in their state because of his earlier insurrection attempt. Good. Hopefully other states will wise up!

Jesse Lee Peterson #fundie

…Frankly, I think that no self-respecting, omnipotent, omniscient, enlightened, eternal cosmic being would be offended or even threatened by an above-average intelligent ape. To some entity like that, being the world’s smartest human would mean no more than being the world’s smartest ant.

But what do I know, that’s just my intellect talking.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #transphobia

Just- What the actual Hell is WRONG with America anymore!? This is blatant “dictatorial autocrat speech”!

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

THE UNITED STATES IS A CORRUPT & FAILING DEMOCRACY!

I mean, no shit! YOUR COUP from a few years ago really showed how democracy means jack squat to a lot of Americans!

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Creativerealms #184416

I mean, at this point, it’s no longer Godwin’s Law when it’s blatantly true.

Brian Niemeier #crackpot

Oh, you want to talk about “prominent Christian personalities”? Alright, fine! Here in Belgium the Catholic Church is currently in the middle of a MASSIVE scandal as more and more and more people, each galvanized by the last, are coming out to testify against the sexual abuse and child trafficking that numerous high-ranking church members did or covered up!

Can’t recall the Satanic Church ever getting that much scandals!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Are they crazy? Mentally insane? Suicide bombers? Communist traitors?
Or could they be "on the take?"

Or, you know, Occam’s Razor combined with a bit of Hanlon’s Razor; it’s none of them.
I mean, what’s more likely? That +/-50% of USA citizens are all secretly covert, deep-cover agents for an international deep-state satanistic cabal with the sole purpose of destroying the modern world by cannibalizing “unborn babies” in pizzeria basements? Or that they’re just regular people trying to do what they think is best for their country by NOT installing a batshit-crazy orange dictator?

Oh, who the frick am I even asking this! It’s WAR! The undisputed king of Bizarro World…