I figure right wingers would consider “A Christmas Carol” to be a horror story: a thrifty Job Creator turns into a Communist after being brainwashed by ghosts.
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Now I’m trying to think of how a Trump Christmas Carol would go…
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Ghost of Fred Trump: Donald, Son, you’re going down the wrong path. Racism, cheating people…they’ll get you sent to Hell just like me!
Stinky Donald: Liar! All the preachers that support me say I’m doing God’s work! And no way my Dad would have been caught dead in tacky chains like that!
Fred: Donald…I AM dead!
Stinky Donald: Fake Ghost!!!
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The Ghost of Christmas Past: …And here you are cheating on your first wife, Ivana, and divorcing her.
Stinky Donald: She’d got too old! And when she died I buried her on my golf course and got a yuge tax break! I regret nothing!!!
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The Ghost of Christmas Present: Here’s a ten year old girl that got pregnant by a rapist, and had to go to another state because of the abortion ruling the justices you nominated made!
Stinky Donald: She’s a four at best, nobody would rape her. The little slut probably had it coming!
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The Ghost of Christmas Future: …And here’s America turned into a Fascist shithole, where white people have to work seven days a week at jobs that they hate for little money and everyone else is dead.
Stinky Donald: You mean I succeed?! I Make America Great Again!!! AWESOME!!!