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Prettyshandra8 #racist youtube.com

I´m not racist but I believe black people are closer to gorillas than to white people... that´s why we shouldn´t get mixed with black people, we are different species and they should stay at Africa? or to the zoo, somewere far away from us, as I said I´m not racist and I don´t pretend to insult anybody, but black people is a threat to our race

UltraSuperiorFleisch #racist youtube.com

(discussing the wartime propaganda cartoon Tokio Jokio)

The japs were murdering bastards.
They wouldn't have taken this off for offending the Nazi's because the Nazi's were white.. America kisses those gook's asses..
American's are such hypocrites they hate Hitler but like the gooks? The gooks killed millions of American's and other allies.. D-Day(Baatan death march) Hitler never killed American soldiers in his P.O.W. camps. I'm embarrass of such liberal idiots America.

amr857 #fundie youtube.com

Ok kid, you're a fucking idiot. Human sacrifice goes on, believe it or not. My mother was brought into a satanic coven and was made to watch an infant being sacrifice. Grow some brains and start knowing what you are talking about...

Alex Jones #conspiracy #homophobia youtube.com

(Transscript of video)
In the interval [?] the Pentagon just tested a gay bomb on Iraq, they considered it, they didn’t [?] consider using it, they used it on our troops, in Vietnam, they sprayed PCP on our troops - Jacob’s Ladder - ha - you think PCP - some horse tranquilizers or something? They got some stuff that’ll whack your brain permanently.
[pause]
Brain chips in the troops. They give the troops special vaccines that really [?] nanotech that auto[?]-re-engineers their brains.
[pause]
Now there is the gay bomb.
[pause]
Look it up for yourself, this is what do you think tap water is, it’s a gay bomb, baby.
[pause]
And I’m not saying people didn’t naturally have homosexual feelings, I’m not even getting into it, quite frankly, give me a break. You think I… I’m, like, shocked by it [?] [incomprehensible] bashing it because I don’t like gay people. I DON’T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER! THEY TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY!
[pause]
Do you understand that?
Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! [bangs paper on table]
Crap!
I’m sick of being socially engineered! It’s not funny!

CageFreeWaffIe #fundie youtube.com

[after being laughed at for being a hypocrite who features lesbian porn on his YouTube channel]

I honestly dont think Im doing wrong but jacking off to hot girls fucking each other. Its not like Im cumming to two guys sucking each others? penis's.

God is against people having sex with the same gender.

mattihorn #conspiracy youtube.com

[in a video quite clearly demonstrating that Stonehenge could have been made by man, with a clever application of leverage]

“some of you people are obviously unable to understand that high civilization was responsible for pyramids/stonehenge and they used gravity defeating technology to move large stones. doing most of the work.
Then you'd all ask...where's the proof?
Then I'd say open your eyes...what the hell are all those UFOS doing? defeating gravity. alot more going on here...than meets the eye.
Wakeup! 2012 is ticking away...stop putting your thoughts into the humdrum B.S. this world feeds you..”

1lemiul1 #fundie youtube.com

Too bad old Carl Sagan didn't know that God? (JESUS) is responsible for the orginization of atoms.

I hope he got saved before he died. He's screaming out for one drop of water right now if he didn't. Too late to pray for him now because there's nothing Pope Benadryl can do.

Tancred2008 #fundie youtube.com

In conclusion, I suggest to? you folks that European atheism is the tip of Islam's spear, and while you're obsessing about Tibet and global warming and harping on "tolerance", you're being distracted from the combined existential threat of invasion and demographic suicide.

Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain #fundie youtube.com

[More bullshit science from our good friend Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain.]

The Prophet Muhammad said: "If a fly falls into your drink, you should dip it in the drink, and then dispose of the fly, because one of its wings bears a disease, and the other wing bears the cure."
This hadith was included in the Al-Bukhari collection.
This hadith makes it absolutely clear that the Prophet Muhammad confirmed a clear scientific fact: If a fly falls into a vessel - before a person drinks from this vessel, he should dip the fly in his drink, before disposing of it.
Then he should drink the beverage, because it won’t do him any harm.
Why? Because one of the fly’s wings bears the disease, and the other bears the cure.

In Germany, the Church paid a very large sum of money to two scientists to disprove this hadith.
Since this hadith appears in the Al-Bukhari collection, we cannot claim that it is unreliable or anything, and so they thought that if they could prove that this hadith contradicts science, they would be dealing a devastating blow to Islam.

The scientists took samples from the wings of flies, and began to examine them, analyze them, and take samples from their surface, in order to expose what existed on each wing.
The devastating result constituted a slap in the face.
The truth was devastating, and it backfired on them.
The two scientists reached an astounding conclusion.
They said that on one of its wings, the fly carries a huge amount of different types of bacteria, which adhere to it when it lands on rotting pieces of food that it eats.
As for the other wing, Allah has given the fly the great ability to carry the antidotes to these microbes.

When Bayer, one of the world’s largest pharmaceutical company, learned about this study, it derieved great benefit from it.
It established biological breeding farms, where they would raise flies and extract antibiotics from their wings - the stronges antibiotics in the world.
This antibiotic is made into a course of five pills, which is given to the patient, and it is used - believe it or not, my brother - to treat AIDS patients.
It strengthens their immune system, and destroys all types of microbes with which they are afflicted.
This is all thanks to the power of this antibiotic.
Obviously, this antibiotic is very expensive, and one course costs more than $500, but it is very strong and effective.
How did they discover it?
From this hadith.

Did the Prophet Muhammad have labs to carry out research?
Did Abu Bakr know anything about entomology, parasitology, or bacteriology?
Of course not.
Absolutely not.
So how did they make all these scientific accomplishments?
The only logical conclusion is that this science was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad by the Creator.

Dallas "The Orange Guy" Ellis #fundie youtube.com

[Said at the Florida public hearings on the state's new education standards (which include evolution, of course)]

"I brought these oranges down here today, and I was gonna eat them [...] but I know without a shadow of a doubt, this orange right here is the first cousin of somebody's pet cat. [...] and this orange here is no doubt the parent of somebody's pet dog. And I wonder, would you agree with me commissioner that these [oranges] are related to human beings? I've read, and I'm happy to report, that evolution supports my belief that these oranges are in fact related to human beings!"

[Watch the whole thing, it's a tour tard de force of fundie intellect!]

snidpuffpies #fundie youtube.com

American brought work and schools to Africans, taught them decorum and the need to clothe their gentials. Indians learned from the english how to talk english and serve in the army. Indian food is now world popular. Africans were given opportunities to work on plantations and in great houses, something they would never have known. Most villages in Africa now have a tv or radio and decent Christian schooling. They are happy and religious people. Even black bishops are allowed.

herzblutx88 #racist youtube.com

['if people are blowing up the jews on a regular basis, and qasams are falling in haifa , and "god" does nothing, why should we believe in him? 6 million of us died and he stood aside.']

god does nothing because you are jews and you do not accept jesus. no one cares about you.

sweetbilly #fundie youtube.com

More like the story of Gilgamesh is a modified copy of the story of Noah. The so-called experts, athiests who also admit their main reason for distorting the evidence they find is to prove Christians wrong, all believe that Gilgamesh is older but there is plenty of evidence to suggest otherwise.

iwozere2006 #fundie youtube.com

If I had athiest values I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine. We all would not have a conscience to see anything wrong with that, think about it. Athiest probably dont believe in god, have sex with men and but beleive there are UFO's its your perogative but tell me that im wrong.

Darwkins has a lot of brains very intelligent but lacks common sense.

mat740 #fundie youtube.com

Nicholas Copernicus- Believed in God

Johannes Kepler- Believed in God

Galileo Galilei- Believed in God

Isaac Newton- Believed in God

Albert Einstien- Believed in God

Stephen Hawking- Atheist,quadruplegic, unable to speak

Get the picture??

TedJesusChristGod #fundie youtube.com

[You have to scroll down a bit to see the actual post]

Hello again Amped Mobile! AGAIN if NEVER GETTING THROUGH BEFORE EVER WHO AM I and then is this for EVERYTHING? You Ted are JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD and YES this is FOR EVERYTHING! What is EVERYTHING and DEFINE? Heaven and Earth and Universe and Infinite Universe and EVERY THING and EVERY LIVING THING ON them TOO! For WHO or WHO? For GOD or DEVIL! IS THIS COMPLETELY TRUE these are STAKES? YES LIKE A HUGE GAMBLING GAME? A HUGE WAR GAME FOR EVERYTHING!

xsweetazcandy870 #fundie youtube.com

(Responding to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peHG7KiLtBM)

THANK YOU! I completely agree! It makes me SO mad that irresponsible girls have premarital sex and get pregnant, and then just rely on abortion. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY GOD WANTS US TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE TO HAVE SEX! It's so sad what the world is coming to. As far as rape goes, I KNOW that's hard, but I still think abortion is wrong because God did this for a REASON and He can help you through anything. God never puts anything in your life that you can't handle.

timetobeyouronlyone #fundie youtube.com

(Anoter response to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peHG7KiLtBM]

I agree with you 100%!! All of my family are pro while im anti. I agreee, if the girl doesnt have sex she wouldnt be in this problem!! Im soo glad that your on my side!!! Im only 14, and I understand how this world..is addicted to sex. Its stupid how its for pleasure..I mean if we didnt have sex too much, we wouldnt be talking about this!

gilming #fundie youtube.com

[On whether Nancy Grace's intervew led to Melinda Duckett's suicide.]

It didn't lead to a suicide. She's probably guilty. Any "normal" mother would look endlessly for her missing baby, not ditch questions. I watched that show, Melinda avoided answering where she was, if she took a polygraph, all excuses. Witnesses said she'd make Trenton cry to get people to do what she wanted. Pray the he's safe and good riddance to the pyscho mom.

Pat Robertson #fundie youtube.com

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a fascinating book, if you want to, you'd better take your blood pressure medicine before you read it, but it's "The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America" and that's just a short list of the 30, 40 thousand of them, they're like termites that have worked into the woodwork of our academic society and [stumbles] it's appalling! This is available at CBN.com and bookstores everywhere and you really ought to read it and be informed.

[...]

These guys are out-and-out communists, they are radicals, they are, you know, some of them killers, and they are propagandists of the first order and they don't want anybody else except them-- that's why Regent University for example is so terrifically important and why we're setting up an undergraduate program that hopefully will seat shortly 10,000 students, and from there 250,000, because you don't want your child to be brainwashed by these radicals, you just don't want it to happen. Not only brainwashed, but beat up, they beat these people up, cower them into submission.

Supersojo #fundie youtube.com

Here's a theory. There's a 1% genetic difference between clouds, jellyfish, and a watermelon. (THIS IS A SERIOUS STATEMENT/THEORY) Please, by all means... test it....

I'll announce the spoiler for you. A Jellyfish, a Cloud, and a Watermelon are all 99% water. That last 1% makes a LOT of difference.

Pat Robertson #fundie youtube.com

Robertson: That guy was a homo - as sure as you're alive.

Off camera: Yeah, you didn't look rattled. [...]

Off camera: This last one is.

Robertson: That last one, yeah, but I didn't get it.

Off camera: I called them up and said who the hell is screening these calls? I had one person call him a bigot. I've had another person call him a zealot. Let's get some balance out there.

Robertson: It's too late. The last one was OK, but the first three were all homosexuals.

Off camera: I know I know.

Robertson: I've had this before.

Off camera: You can answer the question any way you choose to.

Robertson: I hear you.

Off camera: Alright. Remember. Take it where you want it to go, take it where you want it to go. I don't like the producer of this segment.

Robertson: Well, they were trying to set me up.

sothrowedmex #fundie youtube.com

Idont want to go to hell and rather go to Heaven. Why else would anyone worship God if there was no Heaven promised? I think u need Jesus. U must have had a bad experience in life & now u turned against God.Course the law is 4 the lawless, thats why its been put into place thru the Bible,& the 1's that have the law, are already abiding by it.U wanna talk bout this more in depth email me espinosa_ramonhotmailcom

Jtaylor1 #fundie youtube.com

[Made in comment to a video pointing out that atheists are just regular people]

We Should show Christians that their religion shall not be tolerated. They should all be put in extermination camps and they shall die. And then they'll realize they have no soul and the bible is a bunch of crud.

OrmHaka #fundie youtube.com

and when you go to each others homes to continue your fanatical shitfaced false religion, G-d the almighty, who is not the same as your false god "allah", will make your homes cry out "oh servant of the LORD, there is a muslim here!" and deliver you unto our hands, where you will be KILLED MOST HORRIBLY for BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE ONE TRUE G-D!! REMEMBER!
I TRACE MY BLOODLINE BACK 3200 YEARS ALREADY!! WE ARE YOUR MASTERS! REMEMBER YOUR PLACE, OR G-D WILL KILL YOU THROUGH HIS TRUE FOLLOWERS!

X918 #fundie youtube.com

[About Jesus Camp]

I dont really see wat the big deal is about.This is all less harmful then ..oh...say....sick faggot democrats and liberals who brainwash kids why Lisa has two mommies and that its "okay" to suck penis like its acceptable or something.Or oh...say....fucktard Hezbollah sad niggers who blow up their kids...or ..oh say ...the Ted Kennedys of the world who fuck little kids while drunk.If you compare to those sick in the head fucktards ,Jesus Camp really isnt such a big deal.

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