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Fred Phelps #fundie blogs.sparenot.com

While our sign features a rather cute, well-fed and clean frog, don’t be fooled. Various commentators confirm this is symbolic language, representing many things, including:
• Frogs come from and live in mud, representing those who are born in sin and live in pollution;
• Frogs live in water and drink often, like drunkards;
• Frogs swell in size and distend their cheeks, like those who are prideful;
• Frogs represent impudence; and,
• Frogs are loathsome.

Ms. Broker #fundie #dunning-kruger blogs.sparenot.com

The scientists have discovered that Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed exactly in the manner that the Bible said it was. If you look at a satellite photo of Sodom and Gomorrah, you will see that a white dot shows up around these two cities, evidence of the intense amount of ash covering them. Also, perfectly round balls of 98% pure Sulphur (brimstone) are embedded in the remaining structures. First of all, there is nowhere on earth that Sulphur is found in such high concentrations, the most is 40% and that only when there is geo-thermal activity, of which there is none in that area. Also, Sulphur is NEVER found as a round ball. It was compared to every single piece of Sulphur at the Smithsonian Institute and none of them match this kind of Sulphur, either in shape or color. The evidence is clear that something out of the ordinary happened over there and the few remaining structures show signs of intense heat and melting. Inother words, Sodom and Gomorrah was DESTROYED and then PRESERVED as a reminder to people as to what can happen when you live outside the will of God. This lie that the gay community is telling is that it was destroyed because of a lack of hospitality is bunk. The word clearly says that ALL the men were homosexual and wanted to have sex with the two angels that God had sent.

Westboro Baptist Church #fundie blogs.sparenot.com

Finally, let us say again, thank God for the death of Fred W. Phelps, Sr. We at WBC are not hypocrites after the fashion of Pope Francis, and we are consistent in our message and in our actions. Thank God for the other 150,000 or so deaths on Wednesday, thank God for the deaths that have happened since, and thank God for all His workings in the earth. Blessed be the name fo the Lord.

This generation is horribly caught in the soul-damning sin of worshiping the dead, and we have told you repeatedly over the years about the gravity of this sin. We partake in no such idolatry to serve as an example of how to properly conduct yourselves in these matters. Compare what you see from WBC at this time compared to what you do every time someone dies. You see no pep rally “celebrating the life of the departed”, you don’t see us putting forth some public show of grief and tears. No funerals, no wakes, no tributes, no scholarship funds, no public memorials or candlelight vigils. Just moving forward with our job – preaching to you, and using every opportunity we can to do so. Why? Because as we have repeatedly told you, this is not about any one of us. This is about the message we bring from your Maker, God.

This is a door of utterance (Rev. 3:8) that God opened for us to speak, and so speak we do. Dying time is truth time, and so we preach truth to you regardless of who has died. Your vitriolic bilge is of no concern to us, and we indeed rejoice in it since every article written, every tweet tweeted, every talking head spouting off about this death puts forth this one blessed theological maxim – God Hates Fags. You cannot dictate to us what our response to this matter is, and we will not be swayed by your overwhelming hatred and vulgarity. We will not be swayed by your faux sympathy and fake concern. We will stay on message. That’s what God’s servants do.

The world-wide saturation of these words in this last week is a blessed testimony to the WBC that we are His people and these are His words. Whether you will hear them or whether you will forbear and resist them is not our matter to resolve. That is between you and God.

Fred Phelps #fundie blogs.sparenot.com

Our Father Shows His Hate With The Cyclone
Inspired by “Cyclone” (Baby Bash/T-Pane)

Woe
Woe
Woe
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

[Chorus]
Our Father shows His hate with the cyclone
It makes us wanna sing all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
Judgments’ the cyclone

He shows His hate with the cyclone
It has us singin’ all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
The mighty cyclone

Come listen real close
Keep y’r eye on the weath’a
God ain’t talkin’ trash
Gotcha hangin’ by a teath’a
And – just so you know – it’ soon gettin’ cut
Cuz all of you brutes – are showin’ y’r butts

The way you talk y’r potty
You show that y’r so naughty
Y’r thinkin’ y’r in charge
And actin’ all large
All y’r wise are dumb
While y’r left without a crumb
Y’r still showin’ you’re hatin’
While y’re all evacuatin’

When you think about her now
“K” was just a little squall’a
Better pack y’r stuff
Tell y’r friends and folks you’ll holla
Cuz it is what it is – He’s our God and not a nutha
When Hanna shows her stuff
You’d better run for cover

He shows His hate with the cyclone
It has us singin’ all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
The mighty cyclone

(It’s a wrap) Like a millstone you will fall real hard
(It’s a wrap) Like a Champi’on fightin’ with a re-tard
(It’s a wrap) He keeps you guessin’ where He’s gonna hit next
(It’s a wrap) Be sure to stock your “kits” with lots of Kleenex!

See what we’re sayin
He aint playin
Yeah, He’s got’chur heads turnin
You gon’ hear it thwack, crack
As His hate keeps’a burnin
Hannah’s so fuego
Ike and Josephine, too
Kyle and Large Laura soon be headed toward you

He shows His hate with the cyclone
It has us singin’ all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
The mighty cyclone

Gustav hit hard (and)
really caused pain
When Hanna got here (Heavy)
Rain up to Maine
When Ike gets movin’
He’ll hit you down low, for
Rea reer reer reer reer reer reer reer real

Hey!
God’s Returnin’
You’ll be burnin’
That’s what our Savior promised - for
Rea, reer, reer, reer, reer reer reer, reer, real!

He shows His hate with the cyclone
It has us singin’ all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
The mighty cyclone

For rea reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Real!

Westboro Baptist Church #fundie blogs.sparenot.com

Once again God is mocking this DOOMED nation which is full of time, and money wasters. Today there is a report of two dozen people being stranded for about two hours on the Ninja Roller Coaster in Southern California: http://news.yahoo.com/two-dozen-rescued-being-stranded-california-roller-coaster-061219304.html

GodSmack!

@WBCSays has told you time and again that when you take the resources that God has given you and squirrel them away, when you should be using them to serve HIM, you are in big trouble.

Unnamed author #fundie blogs.sparenot.com

The worldwide phenomenon that is Barack Obama is astounding. Everywhere he goes, you sycophants faun over him like he was a god, and indeed you think he is. An idolatrous Muslim (once a Muslim always a Muslim, so their law says) raised by a tramp atheist mother, there is nothing redeeming about the man. He has called Jesus a liar, and commits the unpardonable sin against the Holy Ghost every time he talks about the Bible. Behold the three legs of the Unholy Trinity: The Dragon (Satan), The Beast (Antichrist Obama) and the False Prophet (the Pedophile-enabler Pope). They have come to seal your doom while they vainly think they can overcome the Host of heaven. Here is their end, along with all of you maudlin, sickening sycophants: "And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone" (Rev 19:20). That's some change for you!!!