On Utøya I thought about self-terminating, but I am strong enough to suffer on.
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It's still not too late to "terminate" yourself. I doubt many people would object. Hell, I'd happily furnish whatever instrument you want to use for your "termination." I'd even fly to Norway to personally deliver it to you. If there is some kind of afterlife, then I doubt what's in store for you there would cause you any less "suffering."
@creativerealms: Yep. Reading quotes on FSTDT from terrorists like him, other mass murderers, and even a couple of serial killers made me change my stance on the death penalty. I used to staunchly oppose it, but now I support limited application of it in exceptionally heinous cases like Breivik, Dylann Roof, the Unabomber, Ted Bundy, Dennis Nilsen, et al. People like that are beyond rehabilitating or ever feeling or showing genuine remorse for what they did.
@121: For whatever reason, Breivik changed his name to Fjotolf Hansen.
Listen up, shitheel. Don't think for one minute that your flowery rhetoric and BS jargon is going to put a positive spin on what you've done.
You killed children. Dozens of them. In cold blood. It was premeditated. You only stopped once YOUR life was in danger from the police.
"strong enough to suffer on", eh? Tell that to the parents of the children you murdered. They had to bury their sons and daughters because of your self-serving bullshit. You get to "suffer on" in relative comfort. They will never heal. You can fuck right off with that shit.
As for "self-terminating," why the fuck can't you just say "committing suicide"? Oh, wait--I get it. Suicide is for common people, but you aren't common. You're a White Knight of the Fraternal Order of Fuckwits, or whatever the fuck it is you dream that you are.
You know what? Never mind; you can call it whatever you want; seppuku, self-termination, ritual suicide, kicking the oxygen habit, meeting oblivion, whatever--just fucking do it already.
That's a pity, Fuckwit Hansen, I mean Breivik. That would be the only good thing you EVER did, you oxygen thief.
No no, Anders, think it over again. Really mull it over. Don't you want to be like Kurt Cobain and Ernest Hemingway? They killed themselves, and now they're legends. Doesn't that sound like fun, you child-shooting waste of a prison cell?
@121
Apparently, "Anders Breivik" was his slave name or some shit.
self-terminating
...I'll just handcuff you to this hoist chain and then lower you into this molten steel, shall I?! [/"Terminator II"] >:D
If a former employee of a hospital in New York had cojones the size of Death Stars to shoot himself yesterday, what's your excuse, Andy Bollockless?!
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