Anonymous #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #magick boards.4channel.org

I'm going to say something controversial. I've come to believe that having sex with a succubus is necessary for salvation. Think about it, if you can successfully dominate a succubi through both sexual and spiritual means, that means you're effectively controlling Satan's power. Since the devil is subordinate to God, then if a devil be subordinate to a man, that man must have achieved Godhood.

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