A man is walking along the river side in Appalachia when he stumbles across an old, oddly shaped oil lamp. He picks it up and sees that it was once new and shiny, so he rubs it with his hand and suddenly a genie appears. Being in Appalachia, he is dressed in bib overalls and has a scruffy John Deere cap on his head.

"I will give you three wishes," says the genie. He expects the "bumpkin" from the hills to come up with mundane and easy to accomplish orders.

The Appalachian thinks for a few moments and requests that all Islamics be returned to the Middle East immediately. The genie blinks in confusion, but obeys. Within a few minutes he has rounded up all the Islamics world wide and returned them to their various homelands.

"Now I want a 100 foot high, thirty foot thick wall built around the entire region," orders the Appalachian. The genie is shocked, but must do as he is told. And soon such a wall is magically constructed around the entire region. This effort pretty much wears the genie out and he is visibly tired, so the "hillbilly" allows him some time to rest.

"What is your final wish?" asks the genie warily, "You have put all believers of Islam back in their original countries and surrounded the region with a 100 foot high wall."

Smiling slyly, the Appalachia man replies, "Fill it with water."

Yeah, this is just a retelling of an old joke, and the Appalachian guy now has to slant drill under the whole mess to get the oil out.

Stumpy in Ahia back in my day...