of course the Story of Jesus Christ is told in my World History book at school, along with david and goliath and many other stories in the bible, why, because they are fact, unless you want to believe that nothing in my history book is correct. thats right, world war 1 and 2 never happend the Roman empire was a myth and there was no king ceasar
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Thats right dammit! If its written down it must be true... Now, if you'll excuse me, I found an old text stating that the world is flat, and I'm off to find the edge.
I'd hate to see the twist they put on the world wars or the Roman empire if the put two Bible STORIES in a history book.
To be fair ( or rather to express my disgust ) TLC and History have been running Biblical (unsubstantiated stories) like they happened.
What about the Odyssey or Iilid, assholes? Why don't you start documenting the Greek and Roman legends? And don't get me started on the Leprecauns and Fairies. Why no Pagan legends?
If I'm gonna have a bullshit history book I want it to encompass all the bullshit. It could ve a companion to real history, for this semester you need
1) The Real History Book.
It's got facts and well studied consenses from historical experts. It's the product of events that have many supporting sources and documentation.
2) The Myth Book
This would be a collection of the basic stories of religions and fantasy. It's the product of our imaginations. It will not shoehorn itself into real history, it will just generalize the stories, refer you to the actual stories for further (not required) studies. The preface for the Bible will be "A Group of Stories Compiled From Earlier Stories About 2000 Years Ago". The Other legends and folk tales will also carry a similiar preface
3)The History of Myth
Required reading, So you can tell the fuckin' difference
Anon-e-moose
Yes, that's right! And the "Harry Potter" films are documentaries, based on the non -fiction books by JK Rowling. Also Cleopatra was a myth, and Mark Anthony was a mythter. X3
(*pats TaCo7 on head *)
...now you go back to your pop-up book on Creationism by Kent Hovind dear, the adults are talking.
"no king ceasar"
What's that, you don't want salad? There's no need to swear, just say 'I don't like Caesar'. Keep up that attitude young man, and someone won't be getting his favourite: fish fingers for dinner; instead someone will be taking a trip up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire with no dinner, nor supper for that matter, followed by someone's botty receiving a short, sharp visit from the Smack Fairy! X3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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