The only problem in America is allowing the left a place at the table. I long for a civil war and hope one day to crush you socialist alarmist hatefilled 'useful idiots' under a boot.
Why dont you get the ball rolling and commit suicide with your leftwing buddies at the gay bar as a way of protesting how evil America is by continuing to have children?
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You don't "allow" us a place at the table, asshole. We're there because there are millions of us, we work hard and pay taxes (and some join the military), we're every fucking bit as "American" as you - and we're waaaaaaaay smarter.
Yes, how dare a democratic republic like America recognize the opinions of 40 percent of its inhabitants?
Earth to Muckfexico, some of us liberals are well armed and not intimidated by basement-dwelling Internet warriors who would pee if they actually saw a real Muslim.
"Why dont you get the ball rolling and commit suicide with your leftwing buddies at the gay bar as a way of protesting how evil America is by continuing to have children?
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Could you rephrase that please? I am still trying to parse gay bars and having children.
The only problem in America is allowing the left a place at the table.
I know! Here in the U.S. we have both a far-right and a center-right party in government; that's allowing the political spectrum much too far to the left. Definitely nothing like those European countries -- they'd never allow someone as socialist as those damn Democrats to take part in the political process!
@ Mister Spak
"We already had one. We crushed you under our boot. I think it's time for a rematch. You seem to have forgotten the lesson from the last time."
I'm in Georgia here. Anybody north of the Mason-Dixon have a couch I could crash on 'til the end of the Second Civil War?
... That should probably be about two days.
Awww, this assumes I, as a 'liberal', cannot defend myself. I'm from Georgia buddy and I would have no qualms about taking you out if necessary. I could do it even with my little bleeding heart.
I long for a civil war and hope one day to crush you socialist alarmist hatefilled 'useful idiots' under a boot.
Hmm... that reminds me of something. I wonder what...
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. (1984, George Orwell)
Oh, right.
'useful idiots'...
Wasn't that Lenin's description of liberals? Liberals in the true sense of the term, of course, not the right wingnuts' all-encompassing term for anyone to the left of batshit insane.
Funny to hear this one (mis)quoting Lenin though.
You have absolutely no clue what America would look like if "lefties" had been denied their rightful (no pun intended) place in society, do you?
To start with, America would probably still be a British colony. It wasn't the conservative elements within the colonies that incited the country to secede from Britain.
@#1157783
I dunno, maybe Psychology Today also attracts people who need serious psychology too.
Also, what a pleasant username this guy has.
Umm, the left isn't against people having children. At all.
Also, you're a republic, not a dictatorship. Learn the difference.
And yet you're probably one of the people who are crowing about bringing democracy to Iraq. If you decide to do school over again, try not to drop out at the kindergarten level.
@Power Skunk
"Seconding Zeus Almighty. Know a cat friendly place I could crash until that thing blows over? These idiots are really giving the Southeast a worse name than it already has."
Sorry but my dad and I are both allergic to cats. But my sister's friend has a good place, try there. (We live near Chicago by the way)
No, what you long for, you wan and juiceless mommy's boy, is immobilized people who can't fight back. You long to stomp on people that are paralyzed and therefore incapable of resistance. That's your idea of a war. And that's because you are a mewling spawn who cowers at the sound of his own fart-squeaks. Muckfexico is just an internet tough guy troll type loudmouth tosser clamouring for attention like a baby assaulted by a butterfly. He has all the potency of the dust on a moth's wing. What a laughable wanker. Now get back behind your mommy's skirts before the deadly attack of the killer dandelion seed.
I love how these pussies from Dumbfuckistan always envision themselves like a Panzer tank rolling through the streets of Poland in 1939, just mowing down the cowering masses indescriminately.
In reality, America is packed full of liberals like myself who have served proudly in our nation's military, while dipshits like muckfexico sat home masturbating to GOP/christian hate-mongering.
A civil war, eh? Well, we (meaning the 80% of the population that fundies would define as "the left") have science on our side while you have the Bible. We also would get the support of most of the Western world while you'd get none as, from the sounds of it, you'd be the aggressor and not only that, but the biggest threat to Democracy (seeing as you won't even give opposing viewpoints a place at the table). Just try convincing any people aside from your crazy minority to join your war to silence the opposition. It would be the most lop-sided war in history.
"hope one day to crush you socialist alarmist hatefilled 'useful idiots' under a boot."
Seriously? Projection much?
Also: taking measures to prevent over overpopulation =/= condemning people who do breed, convincing living people to commit suicide.
Your noisome posturing has frightened the baby Jesus and he is crying. He is worried that when he grows up and starts his campaign of social reform, you and your rough friends will start causing trouble. Of course, this will upset his Dad, who will smite your ass with a mighty smiting, in his infinite mercy.
The only problem in America is allowing the left a place at the table.
So...you don't want people with different political ideologies to have the same rights you do?
I think the Constitution has something to say about that.
I long for a civil war and hope one day to crush you socialist alarmist hatefilled 'useful idiots' under a boot.
You think the Constitution is just a god-damned piece of paper, don't you?
Why dont you get the ball rolling and commit suicide with your leftwing buddies at the gay bar...
1) Not all on the left are gay.
2) Not all gays are on the left.
3) Fuck you. You've already shown that you don't give a damn about the Constitution or about the rights of others. You aren't special, dipshit. The rules don't have to change just because you don't like them.
Jesus, you're no better than a child crying because you don't have all the toys in the toybox.
I have a hilarious habit of accidentally taking my mates into gay bars. I have since learned to recognise the rainbow flag :-)
In about 6 of the about 7 times where this happened, the worst that happened to me was being chatted up. I take this as a compliment.
In the other one where some bloke grabbed hold of my cock, then got his mates who arrived saying "oooh.. we've got a twink here!", er, that guy was a dick.
Then again, the pub was the "Admiral Duncan" which is a famously gay bar, and we went in there for a bet, so I guess I got what was coming to me.
The sad reality is, homophobes think that all gay people are like the twat that grabbed hold of my cock. They're not. They're reasonable good people and able to laugh at themselves with gay jokes who aren't obsessed with illicit sex.
"I long for a civil war and hope one day to crush you socialist alarmist hatefilled 'useful idiots' under a boot."
Haha you know they say History is doomed to repeat itself. We kicked the asses of the ignorant and the bigoted in our last civil war. Do we really need to put you in your place again?
Judging by your username there buddy Id say you are a right wing gun toting mysogynistic racist biggot fuck who doesnt like anyone who isnt white/male/religious and you descriminate against gays, people of other religious backgrounds, and people of other races and classes. If anything this world would be a better place if all of YOUR kind would take their guns and blow their own heads off. WE NEED TOLERANCE, EQUALITY, AND GOOD WILL TO ALL. Not fearmongering, hatemongering, and bashing people of other backgrounds, ethnicities, sexual preferances, or creeds simply because people like you cant accept them and just move on with your life working towards the greater good for all by being open minded.
CHECK.MATE.
Does the left have a place at the table? I thought you just had conservatives and liberals at the table?
Maybe one of the problems with America is that the left ISN'T at the table.
A seesaw doesn't work well if there is only one person on it, ya know.
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