Rat of Steel: "Did you actually have a point to that, or did you simply post for the halibut?"
Oh, it gets even worse than that. I will share the following story with you, even though I'm sure to be pun-ished for it. Here goes:
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There were two prawns, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Then, one day, he saw the mysterious cod again and begged him to change him back into a prawn. And, lo and behold, it was so.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his reef and knocked on Christian's door, shouting. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark.”
"No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed," Justin shouted back. "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again, Christian."