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John Verderame #fundie evolutionisstupid.com

Let's suppose I say 2+2=5 and you say 2+2=4. Are you right, or am I right? You'll say that you're right, right? But if evolution is true, suppose it's just that the chemicals that evolved into MY brain, did not evolve the same as the chemicals that evolved into YOUR brain, and we just understand the world differently. Who are YOU to say I'm wrong about ANYTHING? Once again, evolution leads to STUPIDITY, because if your brain is just a bunch of evolved chemicals, then nothing has any meaning in the end. It's just the way your chemicals happen to perceive things, and mine perceive things differently. SO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS and leave me alone!

John Verderame #fundie evolutionisstupid.com

So, maybe you heard about the Asteroid? OF COURSE, YOU DUMMY!! The dinosaurs were killed off by an EXPLOSION!! You were expecting something less? Have you forgotten about the coolness of explosions, and how they made everything, and now they're destroying everything? An Asteroid smashed into the earth, and somehow it chose to mess with the dinosaurs, while leaving lots of other things alone. That's what they get for increasing in size. See, things never work out the way you wanted them to. Here they were, dominating the earth (supposedly) and puffing up their chests with pride at how big they were, and along comes this Asteroid and shows them a thing or two.

Now, the REALLY weird thing is that, most of the remnants of dinosaurs, mainly bones, are BURIED IN SEDIMENT. Like they died in, you know, a FLOOD. Like that one on Mars, where there's no evidence of water that could cause a FLOOD. But no, it had to be an asteroid, because if we say it was a FLOOD, that's too much like admitting that some other belief might be right.