@Teflar

PKM #sexist #psycho neogaf.com

Unpopular Opinion: Brock Turner was innocent

Meet girl at frat party.
Shes 3 or 4 years older then you (your not even of legal drinking age), has a history of drinking till she blacks out.
Leave party with her.
Make out behind dumpster, finger bang her.
2 Mormon Swedes roll up and accuse you of raping an unconscious woman.
They say you tried to run, you say you went to puke.
Paramedics say her level of unconscious was not responding to yelling but responded to touch and pinch test and had no problem puking/spitting.

All happened around 1am.
Phone records show she was texting her boyfriend up till it all happened.

Brock's power and money is why he got 6 months for finger banging a drunk girl behind a dumpster and not years like they wanted.
Now that accusers name is known comparing Brocks family home prices at 300k seems small to accusers family having a 4 million dollar mansion.
Which family had the 'financial power'?

Accuser could..
1. Tell the cops/act raped
2. Be the girl who cheated on her boyfriend, sloppy drunk as usual...behind a dumpster.

Now have a HUGE book deal and be a 'survivor'

PKM #homophobia #transphobia #sexist neogaf.com

I thought about it, and why not?

It's super easy in NJ now. All you need is to fill out a form. No doctors, no surgery etc..and only like $6!

I get all the male privilege and now I get lady privilege!

I can Metoo my co-workers and/or blame any shit I get on my sex/identity

If I get arrested..I've seen Orange is the New Black 😎 "Niiiice"

Boat sinks, me and the children come first!

War breaks out? Good luck fellas? (Tho I think I'm to old anyway *shrug*

But seriously, why not? What do I have to lose?

I'm gonna be a male presenting female lesbian basically? I'm gonna get sooo much social cout!

Who's with me! Lady GAF...let's do this!