The only reason that any fetus is ever aborted is because of a woman. A woman who is too lazy and too dumb to put on a raincoat when it’s raining men.
Let me put it this way. If the police find a meth lab in your house, guess who goes to prison. If Chevron finds oil under your house, guess who gets a big fat retirement check. If someone finds a delicious turkey in your oven, guess who gets the praise for it.
That’s right it’s you. You go to prison, you get the check, you get a big honey glazed pat on the back. However, if it’s a woman’s house and a woman’s oven and someone finds a big unwanted bun in it, guess whose fault it is. Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.
Fuck that.
Women are to blame for every unwanted baby and every abortion in the world for the same reason that everyone laughs at you when you’re hung over. Because you knew exactly what would happen you dumb shit, and you did it anyway. Thinking any differently is like hosting a frat kegger and then being surprised when your house is fucking destroyed.
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Except, you know, the world has been distinctly patriarchal for a very long time, and there's also the fact that things like rape happen where the woman did NOT know she was going to be having sex and so could not prepare. Also, part of that patriarchal deal: men aren't fond of doing things that reduce their own pleasure, and some men feel entitled to assert their right to pleasure, so the condom comes off.
Also, yeah, it's 50% your fault, because you can't get pregnant by yourself. It takes two people to get pregnant, and they each submit an equal number of chromosomes.
Damnit, I keep hitting the WTF button before I see the source. I need to be a bit more careful.
Argue With Everyone, Poe, yadda yadda.
You are sooo wrong. Often the abortion happens because the man, the "expectant father", has fled and will take no part in his son's or daughter's life. The woman then feel that she will not be able to take care a child on her own, and aborts the fetus.
We women will never ever "put out", ever again, until we have a signed contract stating that the man is the sole responsible person for any child resulting in the copulation he is cajoling and begging for. He is to be the one staying home from work when the child is fountain-vomiting, he is the one responsible for cleaning the child's clothes and making its food, from birth until graduation from College.
If every man is ready to sign a contract like that, we will agree that abortions is only to take place when the woman's life is in danger.
Btw, if Chevron found oil under my house, they would find a way to siphon it out of there without me getting so much as a penny for it. End of fucking story!
UM, if you're the father of that unwanted baby, then yes, it is 50% your fault. Unless you raped this woman (or she raped you), it was consensual sex and you had an equal part in deciding whether or not it went forward, and you had an equal part in deciding whether or not to use protection.
I'm so sick of this double standard shit. The woman is NOT the only one responsible for ensuring that the sex is safe. So is the man.
Women are to blame for every unwanted baby and every abortion in the world
Like the 9-year-old in Brazil? She seduced her innocent step-father?
Oh, and as for someone who used to work for ConocoPhillips, Swede is dead on. All we ever paid was a small lease fee for putting a well on your land. If you held out for more, we'd just go to your neighbour and slant drill under your property.
Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.
Maybe because you stuck your non-condom covered penis in her vagina?
Broken contraceptives don't happen. Rape doesn't happen. Bad sexual education don't happen.
Pregnancy is one of those things you can be 50% responsible for. "It takes two to tango," afterall. You could probably not wear a condom and slip it past the radar. Does that mean it's her fault for being "gullible," or whatever?
Don't answer that.
Suffice it to say, even ignoring all of that, what does it really matter whose "fault" it is? What is the point, here?
"If every man is ready to sign a contract like that, we will agree that abortions is only to take place when the woman's life is in danger."
Speak for yourself. I'm not having children, ever, with anyone, contract or no. Should some unfortunate gametes meet, they'll be evicted before too long. I kinda value my right to bodily integrity.
FUCK YOU. A man has to insert his penis to the woman's vagina and sperm can't tell if she consented or not. I am very sorry that you are too insecure in your identity to assume that you can practice self-control in front of a sexually attractive woman.
I may be male, but I am as feminist as they come. I bet that my girlfriend could beat the shit out of you. Self-respecting and independent women are hot.
If every man is ready to sign a contract like that, we will agree that abortions is only to take place when the woman's life is in danger.
I agree with ecoline. Kids are not part of my plans, not now, not ever. I will do everything in my power to ensure that I don't conceive, but if things go wrong, I will get an abortion.
Bodily integrity FTW!
Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.
One realises that you may not be aware of this, but it takes two people to have sex. Both must individually, voluntarily decide to participate in the act for it not to be rape; that's 50/50 responsibility.
My family, nobody (as they can't have it, as I'd refuse to let it be used) and my parents, as I can't cook a turkey, so they must be doing it.
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