the filthy Liberals are their friends and both have united against YOU, they have united against GOD!!! it's time we end this right here right now. fellow christians don't you wanna be a part of the kingdom of heaven? don't you wanna meet the Lord with your head up high knowing that you were a part in this great cause?
TO KILL A HEATHEN IS NOT MURDER, IT'S A PATH TO HEAVEN!!!
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" the filthy Liberals are their friends and both have united against YOU,"
Thank goodness it's only the "filthy" Liberals. I'm a Liberal, but I bathe often, so he can't be talking about me.
"they have united against GOD!!!"
No, what you probably mean is that some people have united against your ramming your fictional deity and your theology down our throats.
"it's time we end this right here right now."
And, continue ramming that "God" and theology down our throats?
"fellow christians don't you wanna be a part of the kingdom of heaven?"
If you're going to be there, maybe they're having second thoughts.
"don't you wanna meet the Lord with your head up high knowing that you were a part in this great cause?
TO KILL A HEATHEN IS NOT MURDER, IT'S A PATH TO HEAVEN!!!"
Uh, is that going to be part of your insanity defense at the trial? Are you saying that society's laws don't or shouldn't apply to Xians? If so, you're as big an assbite as you are an idiot.
I think that Jesus had a word with the Zebedebs, James and Andrew, over this topic. When they suggested to kill out a whole village he said........well, he said something like love thy enemy but, what the hell, God is not going to tell you........YOU ARE A TROLL.
A fellow I know named Osama agrees with you whole heartedly. Of course, he prefers to call them infidels, rather than heathens, but in common usage that point is often overlooked.
This Soldier of GOD twit is NOT seeking a jihad.
A jihad is by its very nature
defensive and requires a real threat.
No.Soldier of GOD wants a CRUSADE.
A crusade is aggressive, and requires no threat to justify itself.
A crusade only requires a target population to point at, to villify, And to ultimately destroy.
TO KILL A HEATHEN IS NOT MURDER, IT'S A PATH TO HEAVEN!!!
Whatever happened to "thou shalt not kill?"
I'm a nihilistic, sociopathic atheist who studies eastern Martial Arts (which is a way to witch craft and demonology, according to some)and am sick of ill informed libel from fundies. Bring it on!
I think I'll adopt some old warrior society beliefs: The Spirits of those I kill in battle must serve me in the afterlife.
So Soldier of God, I hope you like wandering around a party with a platter of cocaine on your head for all eternity! It's either that or cleaning the toilet.
So I saw this movie called "RENDITION" the other night, sounds a lot like what extremists talk about in terror dens in the Middle East.
Look for a lot of Christian KABOOM in the near future. You sick extremist bastard.
... Now, Soldier, we all know what happened the last time someone started something like this... You know, the Crusades?
Hmm... Got to love the Christian love, and forgiving nature!
"TO KILL A HEATHEN IS NOT MURDER, IT'S A PATH TO HEAVEN!!!"
I want to see you fucking try. The cartilage in your nose will be piercing your brain before you have a chance to wet yourself.
Even if this is just a troll, I think he just spelled out what many fundies secretly believe.
@Irreal: I'd make his soul bring me a fresh curry and some pot every night.
I'm fairly this is a Poe, or something along those lines.
Why?
Because that last ALL CAPITALIZED line is used in Kingdom of Heaven the film. A crazy looking priest says it. Maybe it is more common though, and KoH was taking a shot at the crazies.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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