I agree that Obama has had Satanic and demonic assistance to reach the position that he is in. I think that he is a false prophet.
I was really surprised that Hillary Clinton did not get the Democratic nomination. I felt that she had been groomed for a long time to become our next president. However, the powers that be have decided that Obama will probably be the man to take us down the road to the kingdom of the Antichrist.
If he wins the election in November I think that we may be very close to the start of the Tribulation.
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Hilary is the anti christ, no wait Obama is.
It seems that the only requirement to being the anti christ is to secure the Democratic nomination.
Translation: He's black! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Seriously, if you want tribulation, go for Palin. She's the only one crazy enough to actually push the button. You couldn't do much worse if you voted a fucking DALEK into office.
LMFAO you idiots just will NOT give it a rest, will ya?
Obama is where is he because he is an intelligent man that inspires people and we feel we can trust him. To quote Homer Simpson, If you don't like it, go to Russia.
@ aaa, OH, SNAP!
Perhaps not, Dark_Lord, but, unlike Palin, they've finally mastered the art of climbing stairs. That makes them slightly more dangerous in my mind.
F/CT/RSTDT Trifecta?
"I agree that Obama has had Satanic and demonic assistance to reach the position that he is in."
"No way them thur negros could get political power! It's the debbil!"
RSTDT
"...she had been groomed for a long time to become our next president. However, the powers that be have decided ..."
CTSTDT
"...to take us down the road to the kingdom of the Antichrist.
If he wins the election in November I think that we may be very close to the start of the Tribulation."
FSTDT
Trifecta!
"I think that he is a false prophet. "
Now admittedly I'm a little fuzzy on this part of the Bible, but doesn't one, like, y'know, actually have to claim to be a prophet in order to be labelled a false one?
I mean, really... That would make sense.
Oops, I'm talking about the Bible and expecting it to make sense. My bad.
I wasn't aware that Obama was trying to start a new religion, or anything like that. And it doesn't take demonic influence (or any other supernatural influence for that matter) to get a Democrat into office, it only takes 8 years of Republican fuckups and corruption to piss the people off enough to make them want to see the Republicans out. (hopefully)
Also Dalek references = win.
How the heck did you miss the tribulation? It started in 2000 when the anti-Christ Karl Rove and his lying war-profiteer handpuppets Bush and Cheney were elected because God took all the good people away and it swung the vote in Florida so that it could be manipulated. I mean all those good liberal democrats flying to the God of love and peace, it was really cool but it kinda fucked us up here in America cause it left us behind with all these self-righteous fundie fruitcakes who think that they are the only Christians(which might be why they got left).
Its astounding how people don't notice the obvious. Obama is not the Anti-Christ. McCain is the anti-Christ. Revelations says the anti-Christ will pretend to be Christ. What have the Republicans been trying to do?
Its so obvious to me that McCain is the anti-Christ or at least a demon who will assist the anti-Christ. I can't believe nobody is noticing. Maybe its because of McCain's special demon powers. That's why I also look away from his eyes when ever he is on tv. He probably looks people in the eye and tells them to support him and then they have to because of his demon powers. Or maybe he can wipe away our memories or suspend time. I dont know but somehow hes fooling a lot of people.
I implore everyone never to look in his eyes when watching tv or anywhere. If you do hell control you
However, the powers that be have decided that Obama will probably be the man to take us down the road to the kingdom of the Antichrist.
The powers that be? You mean voters?
"If he wins the election in November I think that we may be very close to the start of the Tribulation."
Give or take 2,000 years. Maybe more.
I mean you guys can't be wrong forever right?
After all, the sun will explode eventually...
I agree that Obama has had Satanic and demonic assistance to reach the position that he is in. I think that he is a false prophet.
- Maliciousness in that comment! You first have to prove the existence of demons and Satan. Then you have to show that Obama was granted their aid... That's two separate proofs required!
I was really surprised that Hillary Clinton did not get the Democratic nomination. I felt that she had been groomed for a long time to become our next president. However, the powers that be have decided that Obama will probably be the man to take us down the road to the kingdom of the Antichrist.
- Whatever.
If he wins the election in November I think that we may be very close to the start of the Tribulation.
- Rapture Gobshites predict this every time someone in the room farts. And it never happens. You have been prophesying it for nigh on 160 years, and nothing happens - just like the second coming, that was supposed to have happened 1900 years ago.
Empty-minded fool!
Right, it can't be that he was the best (or most interesting, or least offensive, or most unique) Democratic candidate for president. It's gotta be the Devil. Damn, that devil of yours is busier and more creative than your Creator--what's up with that?
So if he's the antichrist, isn't in your best interest to vote for him? I mean logically, if you all are waiting for Jesus' return, but it can't happen until the antichrist comes to power then shouldn't you be supporting Obama in order to hasten Christ's return?
The stupidity of these born-agains astound me...
Quote: "#745533 2008-Sep-30 12:32 PM
"Obama" in Sumerian means " megasatanic diabolator" , i agree with the poster "
I hope this is a sarcastic joke. There are only 18 people on this planet that understand the Sumerian script with any authority, and I am one of them. "Obama" has no meaning, either as a name, nor a word in the Sumerian lexicon.
ObamaMustTriumph wrote:
"Maybe its because of McCain's special demon powers."
Or fifteen satellites broadcasting a psychic signal through every phone, TV, and computer...
What? All the other Doctor Who references had been taken.
"If he wins the election in November I think that we may be very close to the start of the Tribulation."
Yep...aaaaaaany minute now...
*here, rapture rapture rapture...*
The "Antichrist" (a structure in reality-timing causing for example things like cancer, death and fundies) began to "die" 2009-01-15. Sun's coming up. Give it a few months.
That Obama began his presidency five days later is not really connected to that, but according to my predictions, everything will be better soon, and we can assume that Obama, if he stays in place (as opposed to being suspended or killed by accident, disease or fundy), will be a good president.
The only people that think Obama is prophet think he is a false one. People with intelligence just know that Obama is a smart, and yea, a pretty cool dude.
So, when the tribultion doesn't happen by 2016 will you admit that you are a stupid douchebag?
OK, this quote is from 2008. There is some dispute among the rapture believers how the timing of the tribulation and the rapture will be working together, but the longest we’d have to wait for the rapture is seven years after the start of the tribulation.
We are only two weeks away from 2015. Did we miss it? Again?
>2008
"I was really surprised that Hillary Clinton did not get the Democratic nomination."
>2014
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It's just two years to go. Plenty of time to find that 'Mimic' to bleed on you, so as to gain that 'Reset' ability a la Tom Cruise Control in "Edge of Tomorrow", a.k.a. "All You Need Is Kill". >:D
'If he wins the election in November I think that we may be very close to the start of the Tribulation', you say? 2008 you said that. I daren't imagine your face on that night in late-2012. And as for that two years time from now - 2014 - frankly, Obama's 2nd term is the 'Tribulation' for you. For the above represents infinitely worse than the 'Apocalypse': as President Hillary, as per the above '20 Minutes Into The Future' speculative image represents, will be the equivalent of that film/Japanese novel's 'Omega' to you on Ruptured Retards. And as Tom Cruise Control is a $cientologist, don't expect him with his 'OT-VIII' powers to help you: or even God help you, when after the election you're still here, still un -sucked off.
You know what they say, ARSE(IQ)6.347: 'Science Fiction has a rather nasty habit of becoming fact '; and I'm not talking about those 'Battlesuits', neither.
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