Jesus was tempted with gravitational theory by satan.
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Yes, he was.....
The Bible does not prove that the actions described within it took place. There isn't even conclusive evidence that Yeshua existed, and even if he did, there's no evidence whatsoever that he performed miracles.
:DDDD
rewrite the bible much?
I think you're referring to the second temptation(to jump from the Temple to be caught by the Angels). I think he was tempted with a kind of rescue team...........but anyway, fortunately for us, he rejected Satan's proposition, to the sake of the sane people.
I guess they edited that bit out of most bibles. Here's the relevant passage from the BMFD[*].
Matthew 4:5
Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, and saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, thy body shalt be attracted to the body of the Earth as all bodies are attracted to one another in proportion to their sizes decreased twice over by the distance between them, and surely thou shalt increase thy speed by a constant measure over like intervals, but thou should fear not because He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.
And Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God for his hands traverse the heavens like planets, hence sweepeth out an equal area over each like intervals.
[* Bible Misrepresentaion for Dummies.]
For the love of Edgar Allen...
It's still funny, anyway.
We need a section just for Poes.
*blink, blink*
So...we're all...sinners, because...we accept...gravity?
Wooooow...heaven is getting harder and harder to get into.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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