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Quote# 124594

5 Stages of Inceldom

1 Denial
"I'm not incel! I'm just not great with ladies. Few more weeks at the gym and another self help book and I'll be drowning in poon!"

2 Anger
"These whores need to pay for rejecting me. Chad shouldn't get every woman damn it."

3 Bargaining
"Cmon girls, what if I pay for your dinners and movies, then will you look at me at least?"

4 Depression
Where most of the people in this sub seem to be, contemplating suicide, laying down and rotting, etc

5 Acceptance
The ultimate form of an incel. The final destination. This is when you get Wizard Powers. This is the only way we can end our misery outside of suicide and getting a woman.

H77b, /r/incels 16 Comments [2/18/2017 8:53:40 AM]
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Quote# 124569

Incel ranking system

Official Incel ranking system organized from least normie to most normie

-Note: Females cannot be incel, they can be Volcel though.

-TKHHHV: Talkless Kissless Hugless HandHoldless Virgin. This incel has never even talked to a female, nonetheless done anything else with one. This was the least normie type I could find.

-KHHHV: Kissless Hugless HandHoldless Virgin. This incel has talked to females before but, has not kissed, hugged, held hands with, or has had sex with a female.

-KHHV: Kissless HandHoldless Virgin. This incel has talked to females before, and had hugged at least one before but, has not kissed, held hands with, or had sex with a female.

-KHV: Kissless Hugless Virgin. This incel has talked and held hands with a female before but, has not kissed, hugged, or had sex with one.

-KV: Kissless Virgin. This incel has talked, held hands, and hugged a female before but, has not kissed or had sex with one.

-Virgin. This incel has done everything with a female but has not had sex with one.

-Volcel. This isn't an incel, but a voluntary celibate. This person chooses not to have sex when they have opportunities to.

-Prostitute Virgin. This incel has only had sex with a prostitute before and has not had sex with a regular female.

-Normie. Has done everything with a female including has had sex with them. Seen as scum to us incels because sometimes they try and take their anger out on us, unsuccessfully.

-Chad. Fucks multiple women each second, has pumped and dumped every female you've ever known. The epitome of masculinity, everyone should strive to be a Chad but, only the top 20% make it.

If I forgot any ranks, let me know and I'll add it to the list.

TopKekketus, /r/incels 50 Comments [2/16/2017 7:58:40 AM]
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Quote# 124614

What Richard Dawkins and Dan Barker undoubtedly hope will be yet another frontal assault against religion, with Christianity in the center of their cross-hairs, will backfire on them. It will back-fire on them much the same way Richard Dawkins holding up Ray Comfort's "On the Origin of Species (special edition)" and "180" back-fired. In the end, their attempt to arrogantly rail against the before-mentioned Christian evangelism resources only served to increase interest in them.

Together, with the help of a few of their friends, Dawkins and Barker have initiated the Clergy Project.

In doing so, Dawkins, Barker, and their ilk have done Christianity a favor. And I would like to thank them for their efforts.

Before I continue, let me add that there is no sarcasm in my gratitude toward Dawkins and Barker. Again, I believe they have done Christianity a favor.

1 John 2:18-19 is helpful, here, to show us the service Dawkins and Barker have provided to the Church.
"Dear children, this is the last hour; and as you have heard that the antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come. This is how we know it is the last hour. They went out from us, but they did not really belong to us. For if they had belonged to us, they would have remained with us; but their going showed that none of them belonged to us."

Tony Miano, Atheism Central 8 Comments [2/17/2017 5:26:50 PM]
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Quote# 124693

Women by their nature want to submit to a man; the only question is to which men they will submit.

Hint: It’s not weak yes-men who flatter feminists’ childish world views.


The GAYNADIANS are the most nauseatingly cucked of the Anglosphere nations. At the very top of GAYNADA power prances an effete SJW closet case, Justine Truvada.

Did the Russians hack the GAYNADIAN food supply and slip megatonnes of soy into the poutine and Horton’s hot beverages? The only grace that is saving GAYNADA’s bacon for the time being is their skills-based immigration system, but expect that to be challenged in short order and overturned in even shorter order.

But never mind GAYNADA, an afterthought of a country. The real issue illuminated by this story is the BIG MISTAKE it has been handing the reins of power over to women. And especially to lesbian ferengi-faced women. We can see in technirainbow glory how hypersignaling women are driving the West off a cliff, as they sneer at and belittle their own White men, (who can’t stop sucking up to feminist twats for POZitive press in the VeryFakeNews papers), while literally sitting shoeless and veil-clad in the mosque dunce corner at the demand of dumbfuck sand wops, submitting to the strong horse quicker than you can say “Obama is a secret Muslim”.

Feminism is the final shit test because if we men of the West don’t pass it — i.e., brutally ridicule and ostracize women like Wynne — then the West will fall into the hands of men who don’t pass shit tests….they give them. And feminists will happily, joyously, even relievedly, oblige their patriarchal supplanters.

CH, Chateau Heartiste 24 Comments [2/20/2017 10:21:36 AM]
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Quote# 124676


1. Originated in the 1900s A.D.

2. Formed as a response to the apostate church that came before them.

3. Presuppose that the apostate church to which they responded has some legitimacy.

In contrast, the godly kind of Navaros a.k.a. the real church of God:

1. Originated at the dawn of mankind, with Adam.

2. Is not a response to the apostate church. In fact, the opposite is true - the apostate church is a [evil, debased, corrupted] response to the real church of God a.k.a the godly kind of Navaros.

3. Fully and unequivocally renounces all apostasy, and does not afford even the smallest iota of legitimacy to the apostate church.

Therefore, contrary to your implications, your attempt to label me as a "fundamentalist" is a fail. They may have some similarities to me in that I believe in the Bible and they do too, but they also have major differences to me (which I've just described) that distinguish them as not quite up to par to God's standards, in contrast to myself, who is as perfect of a representative of God as has ever been on the earth after the time of the Apostles.

Navaros, IMDb 4 Comments [2/19/2017 7:46:50 PM]
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Quote# 124678

In my previous posts, I forgot to mention another reason why I mention God's Penis a lot: you caused me to, by your many denials of the fact of God's Penis! You frequently refer to God as he/she. Should I start assuming that you call God he/she all the time because you have a fixation for he/she's? That is the kind of "logic" you apply to me when you make ludicrous assumptions about me based on me stating the facts of God's Holy, Righteous Penis! So if I am fixated with God's Penis, then you are equally fixated with your false god's he/sheness!

Navaros, IMDb 7 Comments [2/19/2017 7:47:30 PM]
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Quote# 124682

Don't forget that many blacks often murder their own children via 'abortion.' But you won't see any of the racist clowns from "Black Lives Matter" ever talk about that, because they obviously don't really care about black lives.

Navaros, IMDb 8 Comments [2/19/2017 7:48:07 PM]
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Quote# 124686

(from a discussion of the movie Pleasantville, when asked why he'd called the film evil):

I haven't seen this since I was tricked into doing so when it was originally in the theaters, therefore my answer won't be as comprehensive as it could be if I'd seen it recently, but here are some of the reasons:

1. It glorifies Onanism.

2. It glorifies fornication.

3. It misrepresents people who have wholesome family values as idiots.

4. It misrepresents people who have wholesome family values as racists.

5. It says the world is bad if it is a good world that has morality.

6. It says the world is good if it is an evil world that has no morality.

Navaros, IMDb 16 Comments [2/19/2017 7:48:40 PM]
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Quote# 124691

[Bolding mine]

NEW DELHI: Godman Asaram Bapu, who has been in Jodhpur Central Jail since September 2 on charges of raping a minor, has welcomed the victory of the BJP in assembly elections in four states.

Talking to the media at the court of District and Sessions Judge Manoj Kumar Vyas in Jodhpur, the controversial godman blamed the Congress for framing him in the alleged rape case. He said his `curse’ is behind the defeat of the Congress in Rajasthan – where he is lodged in jail – and Delhi.

Referring to the win of the BJP as `the victory of truth,’ Asaram Bapu said, “People know everything what’s happening around.’’

The godman and four of his associates have been charged under Sections 342 (wrongful confinement), 376(2) (f) (rape of minor girl), 376 D (rape), 354-A (outraging the modesty of a woman), 506 (criminal intimidation) and 109 (abetment to an offence) of the Indian Penal Code.

If found guilty, Asaram and the co-accused could be sentenced from 10 years to life term.

Asaram Bapu, News East West 8 Comments [2/19/2017 11:53:54 PM]
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Submitted By: JeanP
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Quote# 124698

Yes!!! All man are created equal according to the God of the Bible which it's been understood by the reformers John Calvin, John Knox and eventually by the founders of America NOT according to a so called prophet MuhamMAD of a so called god Allah. The Bible DOES NOT MENTION THESE TWO characters at all in it.?

Gustavo Pomar, youtube 12 Comments [2/20/2017 2:09:10 PM]
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Quote# 124598

Women's quest for external power has left a frightening vacuum in Western society in the area of moral training, where women formerly held sway. Rampant crime, child abuse, kidnapping, and the dramatic rise in violence against women are symptoms of a society gone amok, where many people have no concept of right and wrong, of honesty, fairness, compassion or self-control.

Today's internal decadence is eroding the quality of life in America as fast as external political and technological advantages are improving it.

Clearly, the lot of women cannot be improved by political and financial progress if the inner dimension of society -- its morals and compassion -- is neglected by the very people who have traditionally been made its custodians: women.

A typical male analysis of such political problems customarily blames them on external factors, e.g., low income families in impoverished neighborhoods inevitably leads to a high rate of violent crime, substance abuse, etc.

If this were true, then Jerusalem's religious neighborhood of Mea Shearim, which has one of the highest poverty rates in Israel and where families typically number seven to ten children in a three-room flat, should be a hotbed of violent crime. Instead, Mea Shearim has virtually no violent crime and very little substance abuse, this despite the total absence of policemen on its streets.


Thus, defined Judaically, the issue is not whether women should or should not have power, but rather on the kind of power on which they should concentrate, both for their individual development as well as for the good of the whole society.

Tziporah Heller, Aish.com 5 Comments [2/17/2017 5:23:10 PM]
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Quote# 124674

God's truth always turns the ungodly away from religion. Jesus guaranteed that the world will hate His approved workmen just as much as it hated Him.

Receiving hate from the ungodly is a telltale sign that a godly person is an approved workman of God! That's why, for example, all the ungodly posters on here hate KiBL, me, Kirk Cameron, and any & every other Bible-believing a.k.a. true Christian in the world.

The converse is also true: any so-called "Christian" who the world at large does not hate is most definitely not doing God's work, because as we said, God's work guarantees hate against the person who performs it!

Navaros, IMDb 10 Comments [2/19/2017 3:17:06 PM]
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Quote# 124671

"Have you been paying attention to the news?!?! "Grab her by the pussy" "She was married". Just one of many lewd things...how would you react if Trump moved on Your wife like that?!"

Mike Elliott (aka Michael Glatze), Facebook 3 Comments [2/19/2017 6:57:26 PM]
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Quote# 124696

AKURIANS are those who belong to the Spiritual Tribe of Akuria, the True Spiritual Tribe of the Children of Abraham, Race, Tribes, Peoples and Nations are not factors, Akurians obey and teach all Holy Laws and Statutes as given in the first five (Torah - not the Talmud) - Books of the Old Testament, We hold The Constitution of the United States of America, The Declaration of Independence and Bill of rights as Holy Documents. &We are KNOWERS rather than 'believers' – either we KNOW or know we don't know; 'belief' is for research, not Eternal Consequences.

Akurians, The Anointed. the Elect and the Damnrd 10 Comments [2/20/2017 2:08:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane
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Quote# 124681

[Mubeen Rajhu told journalist Kathy Gannon how he shot his sister to death because she defied her family and married a man who had been a Christian...]

Gannon said of her interview with Rajhu: “At times he was calm. At one point, I thought maybe he was going to cry, when he was talking about her as a child. But then he’s talking about the guys at the mill. And her swearing on the Koran. And then he’s getting angry. And then it’s like ‘what else could I do.'”

Gannon tracked down the family’s neighbors.

Many agreed that he had “done the right thing.”

“I am proud of this man,” said one. “He has done the right thing to kill her. When the news spreads they will praise this man.”

Said another, Babar Ali: “I am proud of this man that he has done the right thing, to kill her. We cannot allow anyone to marry outside our religion. He did the right thing.”

As for the father, Gannon said, he was the most reluctant to talk of all. When she showed up at his doorstep, he was preparing to leave Lahore for the village from whence he had come. He told Gannon his big regret was no longer having the small amount of money Rajhu brought in from his job and the notoriety, now, of his son and the family.

He had this to say: “My family is destroyed. Everything is destroyed only because of this shameful girl. Even after death I am destroyed because of her.”

Mubeen Rajhu, Babar Ali and others, Washington Post 11 Comments [2/19/2017 7:47:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin
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Quote# 124687

The nation’s largest Muslim civil rights group is calling for the FBI to look into death threats made against the Muslim community at a meeting of conservative activists in Kernersville on Thursday.

“My only recommendation is to start killing the hell out of them,” one participant said, according to the Council on American-Islamic Relations, based in Washington, D.C. “I’m ready to start taking people out.”

The meeting at a restaurant included a presentation on “a supposed Muslim plot to conquer the United States,” the council said, citing local media reports of the meeting.

“Shed some blood, too,” the same participant said in response to the presenter’s call to “shed some light” on the issue, according to the council.

The meeting included Tea Party members, patriot groups and other conservative activists, the Triad City Beat alternative newspaper reported.

Kernersville is in Forsyth County, about 90 miles northeast of Charlotte.

In response to the reported call to kill Muslims, according to CAIR, a member of the hate group ACT for America said, “I can understand that. But we’re not there yet.”

In reaction to the threats made at the meeting, CAIR spokesman Ibrahim Hooper said: “Calls to violence against members of any minority group warrant a criminal investigation by state law enforcement authorities and the FBI. We call on President Trump to repudiate the growing bigotry in our nation targeting Muslims, Hispanics, immigrants, refugees and other minority groups.”

He said the council has noted an “unprecedented spike” in hate rhetoric and bias-motivated incidents targeting American Muslims and other minorities since the presidential election.

North Carolina Conservative activists, Charlotte Observer 11 Comments [2/19/2017 7:48:51 PM]
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Quote# 124668

How dare you malign the Prophet PBUH, he actually married her at age 7 and not 6. You liars. Also he was kind and did not have sex with Aisha. Instead, he rubbed his member on her thighs when he was consumed by desire and prompted by the devil to do so. It was only after she became a woman at 9 ( some girls become women at 9 )he penetrated her and had coitus. This shows his enormous kindness and patience. Read your history books and you will understand you foolish Americans.?

caligula minus, youtube 13 Comments [2/19/2017 6:56:53 PM]
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Quote# 124667

If you reach the age of 20 and you still have yet to see a naked female, you are doomed

Family nudity, strip clubs, porn, movies and such don't count. Nudity before adolescence/puberty also doesn't count as you the time thought girls were gross because they had cooties. I'm talking a woman who isn't your moher either being voluntarily nude around you or not minding you seeing her nude.

IFA_MTBL, /r/incel 31 Comments [2/19/2017 8:25:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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Quote# 124683

Where has all the freedom gone and where is all the gold
Where’s the rights we used to know like keep and bearing arms
Isn’t there a leader, restore prosperity
Late at night, the blacks run wild and I see white people flee

I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet free up all the markets tonight
Privatise Industry, open up trade, and sentence all leftists to die
I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet massive repeals overnight
Stop the inflation, stabilise currency, sentence the leftists to die, oh leftists to die

Somewhere after midnight, I see Fox News Alerts
The White House under siege right now, The President’s been hurt
Black and yellow flag’s been raised, And we’re all awaiting word
Granted he’s not Rothbard, but this might be a damn good start!

I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet free up all the markets tonight
Privatise Industry, open up trade, and sentence all leftists to die
I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet massive repeals overnight
Stop the inflation, stabilise currency, sentence the leftists to die,

I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet sentence the leftists to die!

Christopher Cantwell, YouTube 17 Comments [2/19/2017 7:48:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin
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Quote# 124689

Audi unintentionally proved the gender pay gap is a myth in its Super Bowl commercial

The gender pay gap is a myth. I know it, you know it, and now, Audi knows it.

They tried hard, though, in their Super Bowl commercial to convince us it was real but even their own belief in it unraveled very quickly, though unintentionally.

First, here’s the ad:

Audi #DriveProgress Big Game Commercial – “Daughter”

Very moving, right? It was for some, especially celebrities and left-wing outlets who sang the praises of the commercial’s message. But for all this talk about gender equality, somebody found out something very interesting about the board members at the car manufacturer: they’re all male:

Charlie Kirk ? @charliekirk11
.@Audi the champion of women, has no women on their board.
1:07 PM - 6 Feb 2017

Audi had also bragged on Twitter about their commitment to “progress” and “equal pay for equal work” which left some wondering if that meant they currently pay their male and female employees differently. Their response to this criticism is where they lost the argument:

“When we account for all the various factors that go into pay, women at Audi are on par with their male counterparts.”

Conservative America let out a collective “thank you” when they heard this. I know I did. I get KILLED on talk shows every time I talk about this myth. Audi’s response is the exact argument that debunks the pay gap entirely: “various factors that go into pay” is WHY women and men aren’t paid the same.

The whole “women are paid 79 cents for every dollar a man makes” is based very misleading statistics. They got that number from the median earnings of all men and all women working all kinds of different jobs. Never mind that women generally choose jobs that will accommodate their desire to raise children — that means less hours — they also choose careers in fields that pay less out of the gate: education, social work, counseling, or aromatherapy. You’re not going to get rich in those careers. Men, on the other hand, tend to pick jobs that pay the most and they work more hours. So, yes, they get paid more than women but because they are working more. Men and women who work the same job with the same hours are paid equally.

Does that settle it, now, or do we need another filthy rich celebrity to tell us how life isn’t fair?

H/T IJ Review

Order my Book, There Goes My Social Life: From Clueless to Conservative!

Stacey Dash, Patheos 21 Comments [2/19/2017 11:49:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 124677

There is no such thing as "homosexuals." No one is forced to engage in immorality. You make it sound like some people are automatically compelled to do so. But that's bunkum.

Navaros, IMDb 9 Comments [2/19/2017 7:47:02 PM]
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Quote# 10263

There are actually dinosaurs living today. In my religion class we watched a video on the proofs against evolution, and there were photos of dinosaurs in Africa. Also many natives in third-world countries occasionally see dinosaurs.

:), Myspace 52 Comments [3/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4626

Whether one likes it or not, ghosts and the like are demonic, or demonic manifestations some may wish not at accept it but that does not change the fact.

Alessandro, Christian Forums 7 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4627

No sir, I do not wish pain or suffering on anyone. What I am saying is that the destruction of a child is murder. I find it shameful that we have given people that want to murder their baby a nice sterile environment to do it in. Ted bundy and John Wayne Gacey did not have a fluffy place to commit their acts in with muzak and flower arrangements. I also seriously doubt that anyone would have given a second thought had they accidently killed themselves in the process of destroying another human life. I therefore say that while it is sad that anyone must die, if you are in the act of killing your baby and happen to take your own life, it seems like a pretty natural consequence to me. Take murderers back into the dark alleys and make them use crude weapons to do their deeds. You take anothers life in your hands then maybe you forfeit yours too. So be it.

ByGrace, Christian Forums 11 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4636

gay rights groups are hateful. we can only hope God will punish them for sending innocent people down the path of disease and eventually hell.

jhessel, Christian Forums 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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