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Quote# 142019

Kabeer Kabeer: We don't want statues, we want hospitals , sewage treatment plants, toilets and better government schools

Follow the Bakri: what abot over 350000 plus Moskes and ur still praying on streets parks private land !! Hospital and toilet in 57 moslem countries r very few, sand desert will help u relive ur crap ?

Follow the Bakri, Youtube 16 Comments [1/17/2019 2:34:29 AM]
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Submitted By: hydrolythe

Quote# 142018

The IQ-Sapping Virus



(TRANSCRIPTION - this is just a picture of what is supposed to be Rod Serling)
For aficionados of the macabre, today marks a milestone. Our two realities have finally overlapped, and this is not the Twilight Zone. We're about to visit the set of a comedy show. They're as perplexed as you about the left's masochistic penchant for shooting holes in their liberal feet. Hold onto your hats, because this is that runup to a cataclysmic seven-year period we like to call...The Pre-Trib.)

HOST Listen up, men of the world--you're suffering from a mental disorder. It's called--being a man! [Laughter] No, I can't say that with a straight face, and no, I'm not making it up! Here's the solution: we all turn ourselves into women--or half-baked facsimiles thereof. [Crowd titters] [Turns to panel] Lou, here you have the so-called authorities on psychiatry, and they're all nuts!

LOU [Fellow comic] Just the latest domino to fall. They're pandering to various bases. If men go away, the radical environmentalists get their zero population growth. It has obvious appeal to the gay and trans groups. It also means half the conservatives disappear. And feminists get rid of the father figures they hate so much.

HOST Katya--even Gillette has gone anti-man! Now I have to buy brand-X stuff to shave with!

KATYA [Blonde reporter] They get so much joy from spewing their hate that they're willing to alienate half their fans or customers. I dunno--it's like they're infected with a virus that makes them go all stupid and self-destructive. [Laughter]



(TRANSCRIPTION - Picture #2 (Serling again)
Our blonde reporter is half right. The infectious agent is courtesy of that master bioterrorist who specializes in IQ-sapping spirit poison. But alas, like all mad scientists and their cult followers, he'll suffer the same ultimate fate, with a twist. This time, the actors don't take off their makeup and go home. They'll have all eternity to reflect on rejecting the One who could have snatched them from the abyss...in The Pre-Trib.)

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 20 Comments [1/17/2019 2:34:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 142012

God hates the traditional Hawaiian dance called the “hula,” because it is sexually promiscuous, filthy and causes lasciviousness (immoral sexual desire). Daryl Hall of the 1980's pop band, HALL AND OATES, has a new musical show called “LIVE FROM DARYL'S HOUSE.” Daryl Hall produces the show himself. On a recent episode featuring Todd Rundgren, Daryl and his friends visited the northernmost island of Kauai, Hawaii. There were about 40-50 people in the video, mostly men, gathered together for a barbeque luau.

Daryl and his friends sing the song, “I don't wanna work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.” During the entire song the camera zooms in on a slutty whore in a miniskirt sinfully gyrating the hula. It is shameful for any woman to dance erotically, immodestly dressed, for men and women to lust upon her beauty. The woman danced sensually and the camera didn't miss a swerve of her sinful behavior. The world doesn't care about what God thinks. People hypocritically claim to love God while living in wickedness, sharply criticizing any God-fearing Christian like me who dares to speak the truth of God's Word. Where are all the Christian believers? Why aren't more Christians speaking out against the whorish behavior, immodest clothing and promiscuity surrounding us on society today. America has deteriorated into a cesspool of iniquity, a morally rotten and toxic society of sleaze.

Granted, anyone who doesn't want to lust is either a homosexual or needs to go see a doctor because there is something wrong with them. Albeit, lust is a sin. The Bible teaches in 1st John 5:19 that the world has always been a wicked place. Lust is a work of the flesh (Galatians 5:19-21). Colossians 3:5-6, “Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience.” Sexual immorality, which all starts with immodest apparel and lust, provokes God's wrath. Rock 'N' Roll is 99% sex, which has ruined our youth in America.

“Rock 'n' roll is 99% sex.” (John Oates of Hall & Oates)


Rock music is virtually synonymous with drugs and alcohol abuse. As a consequence of Rock music, and now the sleazy and shamefully lewd Country music industry, our youth are perverted beyond belief. Today's youth have no moral compass, because we've banned the Bible from our nation's classrooms sin 1963. The sexual liberation of the 1960's brought legalized abortion in 1972, to do away with the millions of unwanted pregnancies and unloved children in millions of fornicator's wombs! Woe unto America!

David J. Stewart, God Loves People 19 Comments [1/17/2019 2:28:58 AM]
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Quote# 142000

When the manuscripts were collected into 66 books, they were collected in the city of Antioch, Syria, by a Christian man named Lucian in the church. Lucian was a member of the First Baptist Church of Antioch. That's were our beloved King James Bible originated, in Antioch, Syria. Even the apostle Paul had his membership in the First Baptist Church in Antioch. That wasn't the actual name of the church, but they dead sure weren't Presbyterians with their doctrine of the sacraments! They were a blood-sprinkled church using only a blood-sprinkled Book!

In sharp contrast, the manuscripts from which ALL other Bible today have their origin is Alexandria, Egypt. God doesn't like Egypt. God doesn't like Alexandria! The source for the New International version (NIV), Easy-To-Read Version (ERV), New King James Bible (NKJB), American Standard Version (ASV) is Alexandria, Egypt. You cannot get good fruit our of a rotten tree! The corrupt manuscripts are not blood-sprinkled; They're packed full with false statements and contradictions!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 18 Comments [1/17/2019 2:17:10 AM]
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Quote# 136161

So much Fake News is being reported. They don’t even try to get it right, or correct it when they are wrong. They promote the Fake Book of a mentally deranged author, who knowingly writes false information. The Mainstream Media is crazed that WE won the election!

Donald Trump, Twitter 28 Comments [1/22/2018 12:06:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 142013

Earlier this week I wrote and released an article for Theology Review entitled The Importance of Standing Firm Upon God’s Word. Throughout this week I have met criticism due to my views on the issue of same-sex marriage and LGBT. This led to making the decision to delete the post and start again. I was also met with criticism for doing this, despite the fact that ultimately it is my responsibility to manage my social profiles and pages.

This criticism has even gone so far as to label my response as “censorship”. So I want to use this quick post to address this issue, and ask the question, is Theology Review censoring people.

Is Theology Review Censoring People?
The answer to this is a resounding no. But let’s look at this a little more shall we?

On a practical level, the comments that anyone makes on a social media site is the responsibility of those that manage it. So in terms of my social media sites, it is ultimately myself who bears that responsibility. With this being the case it is up to me to judge whether comments and content are appropriate for the world to see.

This week a comments thread got out of hand with the majority of people, including myself, talking in a manner that was not fruitful, nor appropriate. This is exactly why I made the announcement on Thursday that any posts related to TR material would now be filtered through the comments policy that we use here on the website.

As was expected, this made those harsh commenters (and their supporters) a little bit mad. This was always going to be the case. As I knew that as soon as I made that decision, I was going to get complaints from people saying things such as “well I didn’t breach those terms”. In reality, it is me as the lead for TR to determine whether anybody (including myself) has breached those terms.

But the question here is, is Theology Review censoring people.

As stated earlier on, the answer to this is no. All too often in the 21st century, we will throw words around without thinking about what they actually mean. Censorship at its core is about silencing anything that does not conform to what’s expected, or should I say, what is desired to be expected.

In terms of the decision to start using the comments policy to gauge whether comments should be allowed on social media posts. It is certainly far from being about not allowing comments I don’t agree with. It is all about not allowing comments that will not lead to a healthy and fruitful discussion that reflects Christ. This will also go for my own comments as well as anybody else’s.

So no, Theology Review is not censoring anybody. What we are doing is putting needed principles in place to ensure that discussions can be a blessing and not a problem.

Mark Jones, Theology Review 6 Comments [1/17/2019 2:29:19 AM]
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Quote# 25625

Men only know 8 colors. Woman was made after Adam and God could have easily done some minor upgrades.


coadie, CARM 68 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maltodextrin

Quote# 142016

I've read a article that showed that Government is the leading cause of death worldwide, which makes sense since Satan controls all the governments of the world. And it's evil in governance that forces Moloch worship on the world. This is just one reason of many for the descent into darkness sweeping the globe. Please come quickly, Lord Jesus!

lenraff, Rapture Forums 14 Comments [1/17/2019 2:32:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Governor_Satan

Quote# 141957

psychology as a whole is mostly quackery and borderline pseudoscience tbh tbh

BigRuler, Kiwi Farms 5 Comments [1/13/2019 12:05:00 PM]
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Quote# 142001

James says that “faith without works is dead.” James didn't say that faith doesn't exist without works. Dead faith is still faith in God's eyes. The smallest amount of faith saves! Concerning salvation, God is not looking for degrees of faith, He is simply looking for faith!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 14 Comments [1/17/2019 2:17:50 AM]
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Quote# 142008

"The reaction you get from your friends and family when you tell them what the bible says instead of an opinion"

(=Image depicts a mortified looking man holdng a Bible to another - the other man is wearing a shirt depicting the Icththys symbol with legs and has their ears plugged saying "Okay, I'm ready"=)

The Truth, Facebook 6 Comments [1/17/2019 2:26:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher

Quote# 141990

horoscope theory (most incels are cancer)

my theory is, that most incels are born cancer.

slayers in contrary are mostly lions or scorpions.

im cancer myself and incel. funny thing is, that every cancer i know is also incel and unhappy while every lion has constant sex and validation.

cancers are also mostly introverted while lions are extraverted.


please write down your zodiac and add if you're incel or not. thank you!

Triacel, Sluthate 20 Comments [1/14/2019 2:44:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 138501

[Serious] Every mass murderer in history was fueled by a looks based jealousy

Hitler - an angry framecel manlet who had delusions of grandeur of being a 6'5 supreme aryan with blue eyes. you can sum up his entire regime by simply saying he was subconsciously jealous and angry that he didnt look this way.

gengis khan - a tiny ricecel who was jealous of Caucasian people. by being such a weak ricelet, he knew he would never get white pussy the natural way (by being found attractive), so he rounded up his hooligans and did it the hard way - by raping and murdering those who opposed his ways.

Saddam Hussein - a typical sandcel surrounded by heaps of 2/10 curry looking women with no ass or tits and covered in stupid sheets. this drove him to the brink of insanity, especially when he would see westerners with their playboy magazines and strip clubs full of 10/10 white foids. He wanted to kill us all as a result and practiced on smaller targets first to ease the pain and take his frustrations out

el chapo - a 5'4 manlet who was destined to pick strawberries for $6.50 a week until he died of old age in a field at the age of 70, whilst having never touched a white breast in his life. Wanting the finer things in life (white pussy), he realized this and decided it wouldnt be him. so he started brutally murdering 100s of ugly spicecels (his own people) and rose through the cartel ranks to become an ultra powerful and dangerous billionaire.

You can literally make a case for anyone in history that their motivations were for white pussy, and out of looks-based rage/jealousy of others. stop me if anything im saying is false

stretch-cel, incels.me 18 Comments [7/1/2018 9:03:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141939

*Picture of a crying baby*

The Bible Debunked my Favourite False Teacher

"Mark and Avoid"
Romans 16:17-18

The Truth, Facebook 7 Comments [1/13/2019 11:32:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher

Quote# 141956

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Woke Progressives Turn Their Public Shaming Ritual Into A Formal Religious Ceremony by Hans Fiene"

In these latter days, the greatest way to atone for the sins of uninclusivity is found inside a church known as the Cathedral of Blessed Wokery, currently meeting in a 55,000-square-foot Malibu mansion.?
By Hans Fiene?JANUARY 10, 2019

If you haven’t been to Hollywood lately, you might be surprised to learn that the hippest new attraction in town isn’t a movie studio or vegan yoga bar. It’s a church.

Contrary to popular opinion, Hollywood is a very religious place. Granted, it’s not an especially Christian place, but that doesn’t mean the fine folks of La La Land don’t love a good spiritual ceremony, one that promises perfect righteousness to those who follow the dictates of the progressive religion and utter condemnation to those who don’t.

This is why a certain house of worship has become such a hit for any Tinsel Town residents who need a bit of redemption after blaspheming the gods of political correctness. Once upon a time, damage-control-specializing publicists would encourage gay-slur-uttering celebs to rebuild their goodwill by undergoing sensitivity counseling. But in these latter days, the greatest way to atone for the sins of uninclusivity is found inside a church known as the Cathedral of Blessed Wokery, currently meeting in a 55,000-square-foot Malibu mansion normally reserved for climate change fundraisers and Lamborghini jousting.
For example, let’s say that you are a star comedian. Your last five films have been box office successes. Your most recent stand-up outing was voted one of the 350 best comedy specials released by Netflix in the second week of June. As your reward, you’ve just been tapped to host the 91st Academy Awards.

But then 11 inconsequential people on Twitter discover that you made an offensive joke about bisexual Muppets in 1997. Obviously, you are no longer morally fit to host an awards show where hordes of adulterers give trophies to fugitive pedophiles and serial rapists. Clearly your career must grind to a halt until you have been sufficiently rebuked by your fellow progressives.

Fortunately, that rebuke is now available to you via the Cathedral of Blessed Wokery, and in particular, via a ceremony of that church known as the Rite of Perpetual Confession.

What is the Rite of Perpetual Confession, you ask? Like the service of confession and absolution found in varying forms within many branches of Christianity, the Woke rite keeps the part where you lament what a miserable sinner you are. But, in keeping with progressive doctrine, it omits all the stuff that’s contrary to its creed, namely the part where you hear that your sins have been forgiven and that you are deemed an acceptable person again.

If you’re still a bit confused, fear not. Ever the resourceful fellow, I managed to snag a copy of the entire service. I offer you both hymnal form and plain text. Check it out.









Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 9 Comments [1/13/2019 12:04:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 141925

In order for everyone to truly love Jesus, no one can have sex with anyone, but Jesus. For, they would be cheating on the Son of God, who is whom everon's true love is.

Therefore, no other man but Jesus will have sex with any other woman, because every womans true love is Jesus.

Esoteric Teacher, Above Top Secret 19 Comments [1/10/2019 10:02:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 141851

The Dec. 17 move by the Prairie Village City Council was one of three municipal efforts in the Kansas City suburb of Johnson County to pass ordinances protecting gay people and transgender people — moves that have been opposed by the religious right. which cites fears the rules will be used to attack Christians who believe homosexuality is wrong.

“These are completely unnecessary laws that will only be used to discriminate against people of faith,” Teetsel said. “It’s time for people to wake up and realize the foundation of civil liberties is being eroded before their very eyes.”

Eric Teetsel, Washington Post 21 Comments [1/5/2019 10:30:44 AM]
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Quote# 141775

Attractive bodies are not permanent. Lust is a sin. And with every single other picture, trying to satisfy your sin, you are falling deeper, and deeper into devils throat, away from Fathers sight. How long does it take to be in complete darkness, and, how will you find the light? Look at yourself, look at your naked soul, tangled in your own decisions, in your own will. Who are you going to blame, before the Fathers eye? Parents, sad life? No dear, you can blame only yourself and your decisions. There's no more corners to hide, no more shoulders to cry on. Face it. Face it and change your behaviour. You still have a time.

anonymus972, 9gag 10 Comments [1/1/2019 3:02:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 141776

You know [Jordan Peterson] is full of it when he says he thinks the Left has become too extreme.

The "Left" has always been demon infested. "Leftists" have always been the winged monkey servants of Satan. "Left" means "Sinister." The "Left" is nothing but evil and cannot be anything else besides evil.

It's not really about Left versus Right. It's about Left versus any grasp of reality, any respect for that which is good and true and right, and a commitment to all that is bad and false and wrong.

Why does JBP have a bigger problem with Nationalism than he has with Leftism? Because he is just another demon infested winged monkey Globalist servant of Satan, that's why.

JamesEdward, Disqus 16 Comments [1/1/2019 3:02:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin

Quote# 141815

we are living in a spiritually sterile l materialistic, faithless, Soulless, Godless drunken, drug infested, sexually perverse, Men marrying men-Age of darkness and ignorance and aggressive disbelief and irreverence for anything truly pure Holy clean and true! That the laws of light, life and God are now subverted that those atheists think now that Good is Bad and bad is good! Yep! T'is truly the End of days!

Even Michael Jackson knew the truth of it as he was always singing- you know I'm BAD! I'm bad I'm really really bad! And everyone's going -

Good! Good! Good! He! He!?

David Hague, Quora 9 Comments [1/4/2019 5:08:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 141820

Last year in Dec 2017 I reached a point where even fapping didn't give me any pleasure. I was over it. Nothing could really satisfy me in this mean life. But then something happened. This may sound weird to you but it's real to me. I cried out to God. In a glimpse, the love of God consumed me, filled my voids, I felt as if I am not alone. The presence of God was so much in my room that everything that fell apart was brought together. I felt loved by the one who died on the cross for me and rose again.
This is not any achievement. But it's the greatest battle I've every won in my lifetime. And you can too.

sauvy7, 9gag 13 Comments [1/4/2019 5:09:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 141825

I've been wondering for quite a while about the practical and legal difficulties surrounding the concept of compiling a carefully curated, distributed list of leftist vermin and then officially notifying them via registered mail and other legally recognized methods that they're persona non grata on the grounds of my private property and my own company and on the grounds of a fair number of other participating private property owners, sole proprietorships, and corporations. Obviously, notorious leftist vermin such as Morris Dees, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Charles Schumer, Louis Farrakhan, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and hundreds of others would be high on that list.

The notice would make it crystal clear that they're considered deeply immoral persons of extraordinarily bad faith and that they're subject to immediate arrest and prosecution for trespassing and other charges should they knowingly step foot on posted properties such as restaurants, manufacturing firms, and numerous other venues. In the face of the incessant, mewling hatred shown by leftist vermin for decent Americans, such a stern measure against leftist terror seems almost inevitable. Still, one doesn't doubt that viciously fighting back in this manner would raise holy hell amongst the general public, regulatory agencies, judges, and legislators. I'm inviting thoughts on this long-overdue idea. -_-

Sarcasm Factory, Free Republic 16 Comments [1/4/2019 5:12:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 141831

I used to actually care about these people, the gays in the West, and wished they would stop killing themselves with unprotected sodomy. It seemed so inane. Now, I no longer give a hoot. To hell with them. They deserve everything they get. I just hope they live long enough to pass it to their buds. Same with those who get it from needles. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Is that harsh?

Penelope Dreadful, Free Republic 11 Comments [1/5/2019 10:23:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 141834

The "science religion" says it is not a religion but:

seminaries - universities
priests - scientists
dogma - "science is not religion"
creation story - big bang
#Bible - Darwin's Origin of Species
#Jesus - evolution
collection plate - grant writing

Not religion? Really?

Call To Repent, Twitter 20 Comments [1/5/2019 10:24:20 AM]
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Submitted By: JHB

Quote# 141759

All humans stand hopeless before the Almighty, All-Holy God. We all deserve to be consumed by the fire of His wrath for any less-than-perfect thing we have done. Problem is, He doesn't actually want anyone to die, so He does all He can to save us short of taking away our free will. Scripture indicates that everything/anyone who rebels against their Creator by refusing to worship Him will meet a fiery end - that is a matter of choice for us. I challenge you to try and get to know Him though - you'll be surprised by His mercy and grace. I mean, how is it that a nation about to be destroyed calls out to God after pages and pages of oracles about His coming wrath and asks for compassion based on His character (Jeremiah 21:2)? Somehow, the God they knew had a reputation of great love and compassion amidst all the destruction.

Dee, Dwindling in Unbelief 9 Comments [1/1/2019 2:15:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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