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Quote# 123692

Today, I just wanna tell my viewers Jesus is the real most horrifying man in the universe. Fear Jesus, or get slain and get cast down into the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity, no way out. Choose wisely. Fear Jesus or not fear Jesus. Only 2 choices. Simple and easy.

And, Jesus told me today that I’m His darling, too. I’m so thrilling joyful when I really confirms that Jesus really said so. Jesus told me today that I’m His darling, too. I guess He is implying me that I can invite Him to go naked swimming, naked diving, naked sun-bathing, naked playing volleyball, doing everything all naked in my private island in the Pacific, my greatest dream vacation with Jesus in His New Millennium Reign.

And, I tell Jesus all the time that I’m a very extremely glue boy. Once I’m immortally in Heaven, I’m gotta glue on Him, stick on Him, all the time and always in every single second in our sharing eternal life. I’m Peter the Massage Boy and Gluing Boy.

I always tell Jesus that I’m a very extremely gluing boy and I wanna glue on Him all the time in every single second when I’m immortally in Heaven. I’m Peter the Gluing Boy. I’m so extremely obsessed with Jesus.

And, today Jesus tells me and confirms me that I’m His darling, too. I’m in extremely thrilling joy now, grinning all the time today. I’m in love now with Jesus, my Darling. Jesus says I’m His darling, too. I’m joyfully dizzy, grinning all the time now with my mouth wide open in front of my laptop. I’m gotta glue on Jesus all the time every single second in our sharing eternal life when we meet in the air. I’m gotta be an immortal concubine with an ass of immortal tightness that solely, only and forever belongs to Jesus. And now, I’m already taken. I’m taken. I am taken. Jesus is my Darling. He told me today that I’m His darling, too.

usachinanukewar, All-out US-China nuclear war, looming, to wipe out one-fourths of the earth. 10 Comments [1/17/2017 12:40:15 AM]
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Quote# 123700

chickens actually rely on these unfertilized eggs, and by you stealing them, disrupt their cycle of life.

Kio Fresco, youtube 26 Comments [1/17/2017 12:42:46 AM]
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Quote# 3357

to the evolutionist: name one indisputable fact that demands that the universe must be billions of years old. You will find that your view on the age of the world and the universe is not a product of evidense, but simply the result of what you have been taught.

food4thought, Christian Forums 10 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3325

I have a very hard time telling my kids that what they are learning in science is NOT true, and if we did evolve from monkeys, then WHY are monkeys still here? Did they like being monkeys verses being a person? Did they not have what it takes to evolve? As far as coming from a rock or suddenly appearing from a molecule, well I for one think it's pure ignorance to believe that, and I will not argue with ignorance.

jayswife29, Christian Forums 23 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3344

How can the animals diversify from different forms when they were planted by God according to it's kind? The earth was made in 6 days so of course the creatures were planted. Why is the Bible true? Because Jesus referred to the Bible and Jesus was real.

marklondon2003, CreationTalk 14 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 123701

They too often see men as competition for other females. It's a way to cull the competition for lesbians.
(A quote about feminists.)

VoteOutIncumbents, Politico 7 Comments [1/17/2017 12:42:53 AM]
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Quote# 3324

Um, if it isn't for God it's against Him. So I would have to say considering the down right lies involved in evolutionists, and their 'beliefs' yes, it has been planted in peoples minds hundreds of years ago by satan. Satan is the prince of darkness, the deceiver of the nations, a murderer, the author of lies, so if I hear anything that goes against the Bible and what's in it, I am inclined to think satan has had to have influenced (corrupted) peoples minds.

jayswife29, Christian Forums 10 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 123684

Posted my pics on a gay online site and got like 50 responses from old gay men. Should I fuck them? Technically I won't be incel anymore, I'll be a faggot, which is much more socially acceptable in modern society.

ban_collector, /r/Incels 22 Comments [1/17/2017 1:10:23 AM]
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Quote# 2969

Well, the problem with that logic is that YOU are the one that is claiming that purgatory exists, which as we all know is not Biblical; therefore, the burden of proof is on you, not the other way around.

Chris4Christ, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2983

It's time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don't believe in God, then get out of this country. The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe. I don't recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, 'In God We Trust.' So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country. People like Gail Pepin (The Chronicle, Oct. 11) have caused the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our schools and being able to practice what can only be called evil. I don't care if she has never committed a crime, she is the reason crime is rampant. To The Chronicle, please do not give atheists a voice. You do more harm than good.

Gloria, Augusta Chronicle Opinions 17 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 101478

I would like to note that this particular quote comes from a person who still uses Windows 98, hence the eye-scorching web design.

Welcome, fans and followers, to the new home of the BelchBlog. Sadly TV.com is discontinuing its user blog service; however, change is (groan) an inevitable part of life...and I have been looking to do something different with the old blog anyhow. I plan to be a better blogger--more frequent updates, more content, new location, same old me. Never fear; my pearls of wisdom have not been lost. Here's a link to The BelchBlog Archive. I apologize that it's such a mess. Maybe, if I have the time and patience, one day I'll sort it into something more readable.
But we must move on. Congratulate me, for I am 37 years old today. And in my nearly twoscore years of life one thing I have observed, with a mix of fear and disdain, is the evolution--or perhaps mutation--or the modern American feminist movement. I have noticed that angry women seem to be more the norm than the exception.
Recently Time Magazine celebrated motherhood with this eye-opening cover.
Some cried this was bordering on ponography. My first thought was, "There's no way that kid got that big breast-feeding. Those little tiny tits don't look like they have enough milk in them to keep an anemic kitten alive."

Of course I had to do my own version of the cover for The Belch Dimension.
So feminism celebrates motherhood now? I thought they decried pregnacy as a life-sucking cancer and marriage as slavery for women. Pick one, ladies; you can't have it both ways.

And then there's the book 50 Shades of Grey. It's an erotic novel celebrating degredation, bondage, rape, sadomachism, and basically the physical and emotional abuse of women. And it's marketed as "romantic" reading. Basically, it's everything feminism hates, being read and lauded by feminists. Hel, it's even replacing the BIble in some hotel rooms.

So what is the deal? Is the mustache brigade doing a one-eighty on everything it believes in? Has it finally admitted that its whole movement has dispensed with equal rights? Forget suffrage, forget equal pay for equal work--they now champion casual, dirty, stinking monkey sex and whipping their nips out in public. I say, good f***ing deal if you can get it.

Of course this is nothing new. I have known since I entered the dating arena as a young, virile buck some 21 years ago that the deck is stacked more in the woman's favor. I mean, think about it. When girls call up random men on the phone for sex, it's fun and cute and empowering. If a guy were to phone up a strange girl to spank one off, he would be considered a disgusting pervert and likely be arrested as a sex offender. If a girl runs out on a man for talking about his feelings, she is congratulated by her "sisters" for dumping that weak chump. if a man pulled that stunt with a woman, he would be looked at as a selfish, uncaring pig. Why is this?

I also note that the left is all for it, as long as you meet their arbitrary criteria for worth and they approve of who you wish to do it with. You needn't apply if you're too old, too physically unappealing, or don't happen to think a certain way. Theirs is a sneering elitist world of ageism and superficiality, ruled by selective outrage, pseudomoralistic sniffing, and raging hypocricy--in short, the very culture celebrated by 50 Shades and its audience of bored housewives and aging Lotharios reliving their faded glory days with this masturbatory piece of claptrap.

Of course the wild girls I knew two decades ago, who liked nothing better than sex without boundaries, now have daughters of their own. They see their teenage girls embracing the same attitudes and bitterly regret the wild seeds they sowed in their callow, ignorant youth. A few of these second-generation sluts may well find their way to the same men their mothers once enjoyed the company of--maybe a little snow on the shingles now, a few extra folds of flab around the midsection, but still that same old fire burning in the old furnace.

I say, good f***ing deal if you can get it.

Next blog: the long-awaited part one of four in my "Indian Outreach" proposal. Adios for this week.

Iconoclast, Welcome to Lemora 21 Comments [6/26/2014 3:31:09 AM]
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Quote# 2992

Just a few days we were involved in an exorcism where we called God's Angel to assist us as we battled an evil spirit hell-bent in battling us. The demon we were dealing with was extremely violent and had attacked me so we asked God to send an angel to restrain this spirit. Within minutes the Angel pinned the demon to our couch and the demon was immoblized. The evil spirit was extremely frustrated with the fact that he couldn't move as God's Angel restrained the demon. What power these Angels have and I thank God for them.

Freak, Theology Web 16 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2965

I don't have to know who wrote it [the gospel of Matthew]. It is Scripture because whoever wrote it was divinely inspired.

AnotherOldGuy, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3007

the evolutionist can't deal with the facts, so he ignores the results of the investigation of his claim and proceeds with his false assumption as if it has been proven.

Christan4Israel, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2998

The greatest minds in science are christian. They have always been christian. They have known the material limits of their wisdom. The lesser scientists and the braying dogs dont know their place and howl at the wind. Who cares what science declares anyway, it is a false idol. Religions are false, all of them, even your scientific one.

Lord of Lords, Biblical Pitfalls 19 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2988

All you have to do is do a little research. There's much more evidence than that. Visit the links previously posted in this thread (i believe one of the first few posts). Oh yea, and Prograde and Retrograde motion, as previously mentioned, can be explained with a geocentric view. That is talked about as well in those websites.

riZon, Christian Forums 5 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2990

Excellent post!!! Yes, they couldn't charge enough for that film baby!!! 'Tonight at 6....non-Christian screams in horror upon realizing heaven really existed and he didn't know Jesus as Lord and Saviour.' So classic!!!!

KeysforChrist, Christian Forums 8 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 61318

To suggest you don't believe in God is to suggest that the whole world has been confounded by evil and mother time herself.

So, tell me. It's 2009 to us Christians. What year is it for you since you don't believe in Jesus?

AeroGuyDC, City Data 84 Comments [4/11/2009 10:13:38 AM]
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Quote# 57896

If we are wrong, then God is wrong, and that is impossible.

cocopea9052, Rapture Ready 88 Comments [2/2/2009 9:12:27 AM]
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Quote# 123613

[From the article "French State"]

The French State (French: État Français), was the legitimate and legal government of France following the fall of the Third Republic. It existed from July 1940 to August 1944. It was called Vichy France and the Vichy regime by the bolshevo-plutocratic enemy forces because its administration was based in Vichy, France. Marshal Philippe Pétain proclaimed the government following the military defeat of France by National Socialist Germany during World War II and a vote by the National Assembly on July 10, 1940. This vote granted extraordinary powers to Pétain, the last Président du Conseil (Prime Minister) of the Third Republic, who then took the additional title Chef de l'État Français ("Chief of the French State").

The Vichy government maintained legal authority in the northern zone of France, which was occupied by the German Wehrmacht. However, its laws only applied where they did not contradict German ones. This meant that where the government was most powerful was the unoccupied southern free zone, where its administrative centre of Vichy was located.

Some officers under General Charles de Gaulle, allied with the Rothschild family and British intelligence in London to conspire against the French State under Pétain's leadership. De Gaulle illegally claimed to represent the legitimacy and continuity of the previous French government, even though that government had voted Pétain its leader. Following the Allies' conquest of France in Operation Overlord, de Gaulle proclaimed the Provisional Government of the French Republic (GPRF) in June, 1944. After the fall of Paris in August, the GPRF installed itself in Paris on August 31.

With the fall of France in August and September, Vichy's officials and supporters moved to Sigmaringen in Germany and there established a government in exile, headed by Fernand de Brinon, until April 1945. Many of the French government's prominent figures were subsequently tried by the GPRF kangaroo courts and a number were executed in a bloodbath of Talmudic vengence. Pétain himself was sentenced to death for so-called "treason", but his sentence was commuted to life imprisonment.

Metapedia, Metapedia 11 Comments [1/15/2017 9:37:52 AM]
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Quote# 10052

[On God's actions in the bible.]

On what basis (biblical evidence) can you prove it to be unjustified mass murder?

Rev. Timothy G. Muse, IIDB 7 Comments [3/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 59006

You sank to a "level of utter simplicity" when you subscribed to atheism. It doesn't get more cop out then that. I disagree with God, so I will just believe in nothing. I am not the wrong one here. You are. I feel sorry for you. How does it feel to be sold out to satan?

Cherished, RR 37 Comments [2/17/2009 5:33:28 PM]
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Quote# 41377

Okay so...

Lets pretend that there is this guy..

Lets call him Rob.

Okay so Rob just got this amazing new book that he absolutely cannot put down. So he goes out side in his back yard to read.
Well all of the sudden, his neighbors child slips into his back yard...
He dosn't pay much attention and keeps reading.

All of the sudden he hears a splash and This child is drowning in his pool.

He doesn't want to let go of the book, so the child dies in the end...

Thats exactly what happens when you do not share the gospel of Jesus Christ with others. Their soul will die and be condemned to Hell for all eternity. If you are okay with that, then thats your deal, but I'm Not at all okay with that, and I was commissioned to be an On Campos Missionary to my school last Summer along with wherever else I go, and I intend to carry out my mission till the end of my days...

The time is coming and He IS coming soon so be ready because the End is near.

The world is corrupt as it was in the Days of Noah, and it wont be a flood this time....

*Darthvicky6, Deviantart.com 48 Comments [6/21/2008 5:52:44 PM]
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Quote# 123691

I must be a virgin boy. Or, get slain by Jesus’ Almighty Power and then Jesus will cast me down to the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity endlessly and relentlessly. I’m not idiot. I’m not psycho. I’m completely horrified by Jesus’ Almighty Power.

Honestly, let me tell all of you. The last thing i wanna do is to infuriate Jesus, the most powerful man and most horrifying man in the entire universe or the all universes, IF there’re other universes. Jesus is far more horrifying than any other entity. Jesus is far more terrifying than Satan. Believe me. Jesus is the most horrifying entity. He is. He is my Darling, but He is my Emperor, too.

And, today Jesus told me that I’m His darling, too. I’m so happy to hear Jesus said so. Jesus tells me that I’m His darling, too. So, He is implying me that I can invite Him to go naked swimming, naked diving, naked playing volleyball, doing everything naked in the Pacific. oh baby. Jesus bans me from hooking up with other men and women, because He wants me to live a holy life.

so, don’t bother me. I’m a timid little boy. I will never dare to infuriate my Man, Jesus. He is my Man, my Boyfriend. And, today He told me that I’m His darling, too. I’m taken and sold and my Man is Jesus. Jesus is my Darling. And, Jesus is very dominant, so He will never tolerate my disloyalty. I’m not gotta risk my life being killed by Jesus’ Almighty Power. So, go find someone else in any gay bar or straight bar at night. Don’t bother me. Either man or woman. Don’t bother me. You’re just a whole bunch of huge jumbo walking HIV in human form. Don’t touch me. I’m a virgin boy with a pure, holy, virgin ass just not yet being penetrated by any earthly HIV or STD-infested gigantic penis. Get lost.

usachinanukewar, All-out US-China nuclear war, looming, to wipe out one-fourths of the earth. 4 Comments [1/17/2017 12:40:07 AM]
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Quote# 123688

The Anglo-Saxons founded the Anglo-Saxon Empire, but the Rothschilds control the Empire. The Jews is the king. The Anglo-Saxons are slaves.

The Anglo-Saxons founded the Anglo-Saxon Empire, but the Rothschilds control the Empire. The Jews is the king. The Anglo-Saxons are slaves. And, the Rothschilds is simply a tool for Lord Jesus Christ to slaughter the ungodly people on the earth, the Rothschilds’ depopulation scheme achieved and done at WW3, World War 3, mainly China and USA engaging at all-out nuke war fought by thousands of nukes, wiping out one-fourths of the world population by war, famine, plagues and wild animals.

And, at the end of the End Times, the 7-year Tribulation, Lord Jesus is going to kill the head of the Rothschilds, the Antichrist, and cast down him into the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity.

So, my conclusion, who is the most horrifying One? The One Who can kill the Antichrist. Lord Jesus Christ is God, Creator, Emperor, and Judge.

Since that day, there was one day, Lord Jesus Christ transmitted His message into my mind, telling me to go googling for “Rothschild”, and then I did. You know what? Since that very day, my whole world shattered and my whole world has been shattering even more deeply and deeply. The Antichrist is so truly existing on the planet earth, and the Book of Revelation is not a fairy tale that I once thought when I was a high school kid in California. And, Mr. Rothschild simply names me a very cute little nickname, but I really don’t like it, my new nickname, Peter the Screaming and Horrified and Hair-Raising with Dark, Spider-Web Wrinkles Covering Around Panda’s Eyes. I have been horrified since then and I don’t sleep well. It is all because of Mr. Rothschild.

My eyes turn panda’s eyes, dark and ugly, for I don’t sleep well sometimes.

Mr. Rothschild, that most evil bad big wolf, simply shatters my whole world. All shattered. The only thing I have now is my Lord Jesus Christ, my Father and Emperor, who can rescue me out of Mr. Rothschild’s evil and dirty hand.

usachinanukewar, All-out US-China nuclear war, looming, to wipe out one-fourths of the earth. 5 Comments [1/17/2017 12:39:30 AM]
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