Chad's pleasurable experiences should be taxed just like wealth.
Just like people are taxed progressively, Chad should also be taxed for the pleasurable experiences he has in life. This tax would then be distributed towards incels to help alleviate disparity.
Because it would be impractical to directly give Chad's pleasurable experiences to incels, this is how I propose it would be done. A dollar estimate would be made on Chad's experiences, which would be calculated by averaging the dollar amount that incels would pay to have these experiences. Then Chad would have to pay a tax percentage on these experiences (say like 30% or whatever the local tax rate is).
How could anyone disagree with this? It sounds like a perfectly fair system and would help fix inequality.
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