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Quote# 127514

In goop Health brings our most requested and shared wellness content to life. Over the course of one intensive (but fun) day, we’ll gather for a series of panels, keynotes, and restorative interactive sessions from the health-defining doctors and experts we rely on at goop. We’ll be addressing everything from gut imbalances to sexual health, and you’ll also get exclusive access to a market lined with clean beauty products, incredible food companies, and wellness goods (complimentary swag included). We hope you’ll join us!


The goop hall will be open to be all ticket holders, and in addition to the good eats there, you can jump into a number of different guru-led wellness sessions. See below for a sample, along with a preview, as noted, of some VIP highlights.

CRYSTAL THERAPY
Our resident goop shaman has an uncanny ability to identify the crystal you need most in your life.

MANI TIME
Tenoverten—leaders in the non-toxic nail care movement—will be doing manicures on the spot.

I.V. DRIP
Maybe you’ll have spent Friday night hitting the bottle a little too hard, or maybe you’ll just be looking for an energy boost—either way, we’ll get you hydrated.

THE FOAM ROLLING PHYSIQUE
Fascia expert Lauren Roxburgh takes you through a revitalizing roller routine designed to flush toxins from the lymphatic system, reduce pain, and diminish cellulite—while lengthening and toning the body. (Note: to join this session, you’ll need an Amethyst or Crystal Quartz package—more on ticket tiers below.)

AURA PHOTOGRAPHY
If you’ve never had your aura (i.e. the electromagnetic field surrounding the body) photographed, you’re in for a visual treat.

THE FLOWER REMEDY STATION
Discover the floral salve for whatever is ailing you.

CUSTOM EDITION OF “THE CLASS”
Taryn Toomey has created a no-sweat, stress-release variation of her signature, intensely cathartic mind/body workout experience. (This is an Amethyst/Crystal Quartz special.)

SOUND BATH
NYC-based certified sound therapy practitioner and meditation teacher Sara Auster invites you to sink into the sounds of crystal singing bowls, and feel their calming effect at a cellular level. (Designed just for Crystal Quartz.)

goop, goop 8 Comments [5/26/2017 4:19:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 127504

[OP of "Moderator /u/LeftistsToTheLions here updating you on a new rule we are implementing. Jews are involved."]

The new rule hereby is this:

LEFTISTS ARE NOT PEOPLE AND THUS SHOULD BE CALLED "ITS" OR REFERRED TO AS OBJECTS.


Leftists are not people. They are not human. They are beneath such dignities, deserve no "rights" or legal protection. They are not "hes" or "shes." They are "its." They are objects. Do you debate with a cancerous tumor? Do you make friends with warts? Do you wave to dog shit while walking past it on the street? Of course not.

Anyways, the reason Jews are involved is that our Jew mod /u/AntifaTerrorism is going to monitor this situation very closely for rule violators.


LeftistsToTheLions, Reddit - r/Physical_Removal 9 Comments [5/25/2017 11:38:27 PM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 127501

-Women must be silent in churches. Thus no talking, no questions, and no singing. Woman’s primary role is that of a keeper of the home and help meet for her husband, and is of the most high and spiritually rewarding.

-A true Christian woman must and WILL bear children to be truly Saved. 1 Timothy 2:15

Jerry Dixon, Pastor Jerry Dixon 11 Comments [5/25/2017 11:38:02 PM]
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Quote# 127499

Babies, and young children who die before they are old enough to understand the gospels and worship Jesus, unfortunately go straight to Hell. This is a Bible fact, and anybody who disagrees is guilty of heresy.
I trust that I have successfully refuted the heresies of the lieberal element that have been smearing the internet with their new-age, pluralist (aka satanic) lies.

On a final note, I would like to add that the thought of all those screaming infants in hell is enough to make you want to avoid the place at all costs, if you needed any more encouragement!

Tony DeMarcus, Pastor Jerry Dixon 10 Comments [5/25/2017 11:37:46 PM]
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Quote# 127498

(From the blog post "10 Funny Things About Climate Change")

So, because apparently I am single mindedly focused on our Lord, here are ten funny jokes I thought of about the climate change summit going on in Paris. Because if my main thing is Jesus, the western world’s main thing is climate change. If we don’t make some jokes, we’ll probably all perish from all the self righteousness.

1. Jesus promises to destroy and remake the earth and cosmos at his second coming, let’s cripple the world’s economy now so that he will forget and Never Return.

2. Boy it’s chilly out here in upstate New York, love me some global warming. (Sorry, I have to say that every time.)

3. Maybe if we feel more guilty about ourselves, the third world will have warm loaves of bread appear gloriously in their hands and all the children of the world will dance and sing forever.

4. And the Bread will be Gluten Free, GMO Free, Monsanto Free, and Warm, but not too hot. Just so long as it’s not The Bread that comes down from Heaven that Gives Life to the World, none of that, that can’t help anyone.

5. Hmmmm, nothing like the glorious steam rising off of a thousand corruptly rich politicians flying into the heart of France on private jets and opening wide their mouths to chat together about what Everybody In The World Should Do over a little bubbling champagne.

6. Instead of worshiping God and caring for each other and his creation, let’s foist that onto an uber big bureaucracy whose highest good is killing babies before they are born. (I guess that’s not really a joke.)

7. Maybe if we borrow some more money we don’t have and take some more money from people who don’t have very much we can Save Everyone from Total Destruction.

8. God must not exist and is stupid so it’s ok for us to lie lots and lots and lots and not look at the reality of the world’s problems at all.

Gosh, these aren’t turning out to be funny at all. I must be sounding bitter. Let me try again.

9. The Climate of the Earth has never heretofore changed and we know Everything about Science now and are very clever so shut up.

Oh never mind, I can’t really think of anything funny to say so for number ten, here’s Jesus talking about Climate Change.

10. “But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will be falling from heaven, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Man coming in the clouds with great power and glory.” Mark 13:24-26

Good luck, powers and principalities and presidents of the world. Do your worst.

Anne Kennedy, Patheos 11 Comments [5/25/2017 11:37:28 PM]
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Quote# 127506

Re: the previous wetwareproblem post

Shy here. I have deleted the post in question, because something here (several things, in fact) is not adding up:

1. Wetwareproblem, according to herself, seventeen years old. (Edit: Lie; see Pharaoh's comment)
2. Wetwareproblem, according to herself, identifies as female.
3. Wetwareproblem, according to herself and one person claiming to be at her defense, is trans.
4. Wetwareproblem, according to the original post and one person claiming to be at her defense, has a child.
5. Wetwareproblem's child, according to the original post, is allegedly five years old.

(Edit: Don't know if the rest of it's true; don't care. But not dumb enough to assume it is.)

The conclusion
A pre-transition transgender Wetwareproblem mothered a child with an assigned female when she was twelve years old — possibly eleven. ???

What?? No. I refuse to believe this. Something ain't right here unless I'm a very unusually late bloomer. I wasn't fully aware of having sexual attraction to anyone before I was fourteen, but this post isn't about about the sexual discoveries I made in puberty.

Back on point, the anatomical and physical logistics for this are, at best, extremely questionable. Since Wetwareproblem is trans, I am going assume that her assigned gender is male. I don't see why that's an unreasonable thing to do. First, most intersex people are infertile, yet it seems she is with-child. Second, while Tumblr can be very crazy to put it mildly, I know not of a single person on there who identifies as female-to-female or something more "interesting" to female. (In that second case, it's always the other way around.)

That said, it bears reiterating that the above five facts require a twelve — possibly eleven — year old assigned male being able to impregnate somebody. (Now, I actually researched all of what follows to make sure it is as I remembered from sex ed and "the talk," and yes, I feel very creepy and dirty after doing so, and yes, it turned out my original age ranges were a bit off, but anyway.)
Some 95% of assigned males don't start puberty until they are 10 to 13 years old, and most aren't able to ejaculate an appreciable quantity of sperm until another one or two years after that. And in early bloomers, masturbation and sexual discovery usually don't begin until another year or even two after that (avg 13-15 for 90% of all presumably cis males). Their first sexual experience with another person typically occurs between 14–16. Now, if we adjust the onset of puberty to account for these latter facts, then an eleven- or twelve-year-old assigned male impregnating somebody through normal intercourse would require that they start puberty between six and nine years old. More importantly, if the sex that created this child was non-consensual, then I, being a survivor of child sexual abuse, strongly doubt Wetwareproblem would be of the opinion espoused in the original post.


Does what I just laid out make any sense to you? It sure as hell doesn't make any sense to me. (Edit: But none of that matters. It makes even less sense.) Given I can't make any sense of it, and given that four of the five facts I presented above come directly from Wetwareproblem herself (well, her Tumblr) or from those claiming to defend her (Edit: Doesn't matter now; don't trust liars), I am going to give her and her friends the benefit of the doubt. I frankly don't care how unpopular this idea will no doubt be among some FSTDTers: as I said in an earlier comment, the only thing I ultimately answer to and hold myself accountable to is my own conscience. And right now it's telling me I screwed up big time and better start trying to fix it the best I can. So if this decision or the one below upsets you, all I can say is suck it up (Edit: Knock a little fucking sense into me, would ya?).

As the admin of this site, I want to personally apologize to you, Wetwareproblem, as well as to all of your friends who came to your defense. (Edit: Sticking to this because I was clearly in the wrong in this one case.) There really aren't words for how sorry I am to put you through this bullshit, to have caused you any pain or other problems related to this submission. (Edit: Striked part is no longer sincere; quotes have also been reinstated.) I should have known better to have accepted a submission so ridiculous at face value. I should have thought through everything and considered the facts to start with rather than waiting until the situation exploded and doing it in this post. As a show of the sincerity of my apology, I have removed all of your previous quotes from the database, and I will no longer be accepting quotes with you in them, regardless of whether the consensus here is that what you say is "fundie." (Edit: Nope. You're a liar. You don't get to choose your age, and if you tell somebody a number that isn't your actual age under the pretense it is, you're a liar.)

But what I said to Tumblr in the comments of the deleted post still stands: instead of putting your fingers in your ears and asking obtuse questions, you need to be investigating this shit and seeing if it's tied to one of your other users.

If you want to question my judgment on this, you can start by reconciling everything I outlined above into something coherent. Good luck with that. (Edit: Thank you for bringing me back to my senses.)

Please, no anonymous comments on this post! I hate keeping up with people by IP address, and I have had a long day even without dealing with this issue. If you want to post a comment and wish to remain anonymous, then just make up a random name to use in this thread only. But don't make it a bunch of random letters and numbers, because that defeats the whole purpose.

Fucking Tumblr. Can you be any crazier?? Stop wasting my time with your batshit insanity and giving the sane people on there a bad rep.

FSTDT, FSTDT 15 Comments [5/25/2017 5:02:22 PM]
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Submitted By: shy

Quote# 127496

The victims' attorneys have called me a "child murderer" earlier on, but know that the average age among the AUF people on the island was above 18, not counting the adults. Half of the soldiers of the world's standing armies are 18 years old. Many of our own Afghanistan troops are 18 years old. Does that mean that we send child soldiers into areas of conflict?

And while we're discussing the topic "child murder" the Labour Party has murdered more than 500,000 Norwegian children around the hospitals of Norway. And they continue to murder 16,000 Norwegian children a year through abortion laws. And those are primarily Norwegian children. Muslims don't do abortions because the Sharia does not allow it. The Labour Party and AUF are therefore responsible for the mass murder of 500,000 Norwegian children since implementation of the 1978 abortion law. At the same time they use the low Norwegian birth rates to justify more mass immigration.

Anders Behring Breivik, The Breivik Archive 9 Comments [5/25/2017 1:53:37 PM]
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Submitted By: xy

Quote# 127494

Antinatalism should be a standard incel philosophy

Antinatlists believe birth has a negative moral value. That is to say, it's morally wrong (with exceptions of course).

If I could reverse my birth, I would. I'm sure most incels agree. I also have no desire to pass on my genes. It would be cruel of me to give my genetic curse to another.

Giving birth can cause pain, but abstaining from birth causes none. Childbirth should be illegal unless you have a special permit. To get the birth permit you must either have dominant chad genes, ensuring your offspring would also have these traits; and/or a 7 figure net worth minimum.

There is nothing wrong with eugenics. It merely spares the sorry lives of thousands or millions. Antinatalism should be our default position. To give birth is to roll the dice with another's life, and those dice are seldom in their favour.

RippedRichAndIncel, /r/incels 15 Comments [5/25/2017 12:00:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 127490

Well well well…Trump has been completely exposed now.

Look who is holding a glowing orb while lights flash around the room from it.

What Satanic symbolism is that? Are we going to see it on the new cover of the Economist?

Time for Russia to get them all together, Iran, China, Syria, Brazil, India, Turkey, Hungry, and others, because it’s going to take that side of the Globe to stop this madness!

Who holds an Orb? Macabeth and the Three Witches.

The Three Fates.

Trump, Something Wicked This Way Comes.

Who is Trump? What happens at the White House? Trump says God Bless?

Exactly who is he blessing?

Of course the Pope also says God Bless (rolls eyes).

Koolz, Real Jew News 12 Comments [5/25/2017 9:51:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 127489

This Muslim is so aggressive and intolerant with his fellow Muslims but is tolerant and kind towards the disbelievers. He is an extremist with Muslims and a moderate with disbelievers.

Whenever the interests of the disbelievers are threatened or harmed by Muslims he is the first to jump to their defense. He would speak against his brothers and betray them. He may even advise Muslims to spy against one another and report to the authorities. For him fighting for Islam, and for the ummah is terrorism, but he manages to shop for a fatwa that would allow him to serve in the armies of the disbelievers and fight against his brothers. Being a Muslim for the sake of the disbelievers permeates his every action. If he meets a Muslim he frowns and if he meets a disbeliever his face beams with a smile.

Infact there are some Muslims who are so much Muslim for the sake of kuffar that they do not even like Muslims who call the kuffar kuffar!

I mentioned that this is a new phenomenon because this only came about in these later times. The Muslims of the early times would care less about the kuffar, and if they ever did it was for the sake of Allah and not for their sake.

But lets put things in proper perspective:

Allah says about the disbelievers: “They are like cattle, nay, they are even more misguided”

And Rasulullah says about the believer: “Tearing down al Kaaba stone by stone is less than shedding the blood of a Muslim”

Shaykh Anwar al Awlaki Rahimahullaah, Ummah 8 Comments [5/25/2017 9:50:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 127483

(Linking this video "God is Not Tolerant" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymch4FD8xEQ&app=desktop )

Lady Checkmate:
2 John 10 (KJV)
10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
*This is why false doctrines are not allowed (on this channel)."

Rob:
I've noticed that almost everything the world values goes against Gods Word. That is why so many people get upset when Christians speak Gods Truth. It makes them uncomfortable, and rather than repenting- they lash out at Christians.

Lady Checkmate:
I agree. It seems they consider us surrogates and project their hate unto us. Persecution. And still, we count it all joy because He's worthy. Do not follow deceiving spirits nor follow doctrines taught by demons. Follow Jesus Christ only. He is not tolerant.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 10 Comments [5/25/2017 9:49:42 AM]
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Quote# 127480

On an average day the dialogue with the prison wardens is limited to less than five minutes a day. This means that I am deprived of human contact for 23 hours and 55 minutes of the 24 hours of the day on an average day. This is incredibly mentally straining and borders what is possible for a person to suffer before breaking down mentally

Anders Breivik, The Breivik Archive 31 Comments [5/25/2017 9:49:07 AM]
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Quote# 127479

Skien 24.11.13

Prof. Lars Gule

I have followed your career with great interest. Fascists, unlike Marxists, have more of a tradition of respecting their political opponents. On the other hand, Marxists have an unfortunate tendency for maximum derision through pathologizing. The Norwegian media has identified you as one of three preferred experts on Norway's extreme right. If you want recognition for your expertise from both wings you should appear as a little more balanced and present the right wing's objectives in a more correct manner, like the Swedish expert, Gardell, you should consult the individuals you refer to, and with an open mind try to understand what they refer to as "insufferable injustices".

If one as an "expert on nationalists" does not respect the groups one has specialized in, and call them irrational (phobic), one will be considered as a party and not as an objective observer / analyst. If you have the ambition to become / remain the leading "expert" on the Norwegian right wing I would suggest that we conduct a meeting. Unfortunately I have not been able to get your book on this subject yet, but will do so when / if the letter ban to supporters gets repealed. If you want to I can put you on my newsletter list.

Regards,

Anders Behring Breivik

Anders Breivik,  The Breivik Archive 5 Comments [5/25/2017 9:48:45 AM]
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Submitted By: X

Quote# 127435

[Connenting under "France Needs a Pinochet!" by TheGreatRoh, made after Macron being elected against Marine Le Pen]

@TheDNoteSnek:
@TheGreatRoh:
@HelicopterRidesLLC:
Le Pen's economic policies were commie as fuck. France would have needed Pinochet just as much if she won.


If she would have won, she would have had to disavow her economic leftism or risk be being Allended. With Le Pen there would have been the demographic for a Pinochet and now with Macron, not so much.


Lol you have fucking no clue about french politics.

Le pen is a socialist with nationalism mixed in.


Killing the EU and stopping Refugees is top priority. Her economic socialist policies can be reversed compared to the EU and refugees.

Later, from Schmidt-Nagant

France needs a Petain.

TheGreatRoh, TheDNoteSnek, HelicopterRidesLLC and Schmidt-Nagant, Reddit - r/Physical_Removal 9 Comments [5/25/2017 9:46:23 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 127473

On November 20 the forensic psychiatrists Torgeir Husby and Synne Sørheim presented their report on me in which they claimed that I was and still am a paranoid schizophrenic and psychotic. According to them I have been psychotic since 2006 and possibly since 2002. The report was quality-assured before Christmas by the forensic psychiatric commission, which did not have any significant remarks.

I got access to the report in whole around December 12 and immediately started to review the 243 pages long document. I was to say the least horrified by what was presented as my own explanation, namely that which was presented as the content of the thirteen talks I had had with the psychiatrists (p. 84 to 203). As is known these alleged talks make up the main foundation of the diagnoses where they form the main assumptions for the conclusion.

The problem is just that 80% of the content in the 13 talks is direct fabrication. These presentations are not innocent misunderstandings but on the contrary malevolent lies designed in a very sophisticated and thought through manner with the goal of creating the premises which support the conclusion. It was not only Husby and Sørheim who learnt a great deal throughout our 13 talks. I also learnt a great deal about them, for example about what political ideology they advocate and what kind of view they have on humanity. Husby specified during several occasions that he thought that the actions I had carried out were bestial and I got the impression that he saw me as a beast that had to be caged and drugged, whatever the cost.

Has an event that traumatized a nation also caused trauma in Husby and Sørheim to the degree that they must be seen as legally incompetent? Can two forensic psychiatrists being so emotionally bound to 22/7 result in them being unable to remain objective?

Anders Behring Breivik,  The Breivik Archive 14 Comments [5/25/2017 7:19:05 AM]
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Submitted By: X

Quote# 127472

Extremist anti-LGBTQ activist Theodore Shoebat posted a video on his website reacting to the terrorist attack at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England last night in which 22 people were killed. Shoebat, who was featured in a radically anti-gay documentary in 2015 along with various Religious Right activists and Republican elected officials, declared that he has no sympathy for those who were killed or injured because they are all “sodomites-lovers” and “sluts.”

“I really have no sympathy for these people,” he said. “The people who died, the people who were injured, the people who were scared out of their minds, who ran away [screaming], I really don’t care. The types of people who go to these concerts are the same types of people who are responsible for the degeneracy that you see in society.”

“They go to these concerts dressed up as whores, dressed up as sluts, they’re pro-sodomite, they’re pro-divorce, they’re pro-infidelity,” Shoebat said. “They want evil, they want decay, they want sodomy, they want Sodom and Gomorrah.”

Shoebat then showed photos of “some sodomite lover” who was injured in the bombing as he declared that Ariana Grande “is a nasty, evil woman.”

Theodore Shoebat, Right Wing Watch 18 Comments [5/25/2017 7:19:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Kuyohashi

Quote# 127469

Transgenderism, gay parades on the street where homosexuals have sex with each other in front of little children, rampant consumerism, rampant individualism, rampant liberalism, hedonism, nihilism, almost drinking yourself to death every weekend at a nightclub, disrespect to family and elders, women not looking like women anymore and men not looking like men anymore is "moral superiority" for them. If you don't follow their moral superiority your country will be invaded and go through a few "cultural changes" of course, because of "democracy" and "freedom".
Just go through places like r/Europe, you see constant whining about other countries and always a call to "intervene" because of "inhumanism" and "human rights" or some shit. Their superiority complex is so imbedded into them that they automatically want to police and control other countries when they don't do things they like and don't succumb to western degeneracy. Every non-western country needs to have an aggressive foreign policy and extreme militarism, or they will turn out like Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Egypt.
Every westerner who is in a different country complains that there aren't enough LGBTQIADAPORECVNMZXSGFHJKL rights, that the country is too nationalistic, that the country is too militaristic, that the country is this and that. Nothing is good for them. If countries where Islam is dominant follow a more secular nationalist path it isn't good because nationalism and putting your nation above everything else is bad of course, and global liberalism has turned out waaaayyy better /s. If they follow an Islamist path it isn't good either. You HAVE to abide by their standards and succumb to their degeneracy, it's only good when your country turns into a globalistic degenerate liberal country. That's the only good thing.
America alone has intervened in more than 50 countries after WW2. If you really want to oppose westerners it means being fully independent, financially, juridically, economically, and the most important : culturally. Western imperialism has been one of the biggest cancers on this world. Especially America needs to burn for their actions. Nothing is more satisfying and nothing pisses them off more than a strong independent country who doesn't take their shit and bossing around and stands against them. I am not a communist but this is why I like actually like countries like Cuba, and to an extent even North Korea, only because of their anti-imperialism. Seeing Duterte call Obama a bitch and not succumbing to their hypocrisy when it comes to drugs is also extremely satisfying. Imagine if countries like Iran listened to western hypocrisy when it comes to drugs. If you truly want to oppose them you have to oppose their imperialism first. What third world countries need to do is work together and unite against them.

Nipplehappy, Reddit 17 Comments [5/25/2017 7:18:48 AM]
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Quote# 127467

On the importance of proper wife spanking.

My fellow Christians,

Before I start off with the Biblical analysis of familial discipline within Christian household, several disclaimers seem in order. Too often when I preach on the subject, especially at paganistic false churches, minions of satan come up to twist the words presented within the sermon. Thus it is utmost important to clarify a few things. First off, the issues of lust and lustfulness. We know that Jesus is against any kind of lust or beastly activities of carnal nature. Therefore, it should follow that my use of word “spanking” does not refer to such filth, but is used to describe a necessary punitive measure. Second is the issue of familial abuse. While impossible in a Christian household due to presence of Christian Love and Grace, it does happen among satanists/pagans, including those of false Christian variety. So for the sake of satanists, including false Christians, that may be reading this, let me clarify unequivocally, that the word “spanking” does not refer to anything abusive or to any kind of wife beating. With these guiding principles being disclaimed, let’s look at some of the things the Christian Bible has to say on the subject.

The Bible teaches us that the Lord punishes even those from among the Elect, when we deserve it! Much like a parent will lovingly discipline a transgressing child, so does Jesus punish our transgressions. The scripture tells us of the different types of punishments for satanists (anyone who is not a true Christian; see Matthew 12:30), and true Christians. The servants of the perdition are punished with a multitude of utter horrors—the plagues of Egypt, wild animals tearing disrespectful children to pieces (2 Kings 2:23-24), etc. Jesus even destroyed whole nations with hemorrhoids (1 Samuel 5:6-9) for not obeying Him!

As Saints, we are fortunate that, in our transgressions, we are corrected and not punished mortally. A good example of such is the demon that was torturing Paul as a reminder of all the sins he has committed: And lest I should be exalted above measure through the abundance of the revelations, there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I should be exalted above measure. (2 Corinthians 12:7) This may seem harsh, but it hardly compares to being drowned by the Diluvian waters or being struck dead for greed and lies (Acts 5:1-11). Praise and Glory!

So what does all this have to do with maintaining discipline in a Christian household? Well folks, here’s what the Bible tells us in Hebrews 12:6-7: For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? As Christians, we know that there are ways in which we are to strive to be like Jesus, and then there are those in which we are not. The above is a clear exemplary endorsement of our duties to our children (initially given to us in Proverbs). And if we seriously study the Bible, we can see that this is also a clear endorsement for wife spanking in context of maintaining discipline within the household.

Scriptures instruct men to treat their wifes as Jesus treats us, as His children:

But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head. But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
1 Corinthians 11:3-9

This is what the Bible has to say. As men we are to take patriarchal leadership role over the women. This is what we are to follow. Thus it only follows that this is how we are to deal with certain transgressions by the weaker gender:

Hebrews 12:6-7: For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?

As Jesus chastens us, men, we are to chasten those we are “heads” of, the women of our households.

Glory!

Pastor Jerry Dixon, Pastor Jerry Dixon 10 Comments [5/25/2017 7:18:40 AM]
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Quote# 127465

[Reacting to a tweet reading: "You know what it's not the time for? Your opinion on Ariana Grande and teen girl culture."]

Actually, it’s great time to discuss her considering she’s a pro-refugee, pro-muslim, Trump-hating, America-hating, pussy-hat-wearing, ‘Women’s March’ organizing, flaming leftwing Hollywood liberal who is no doubt in a hotel room right now surrounded by armed security and suddenly wishing she was back in the safety of the America she hates so much.

peterkefka, Tumblr 14 Comments [5/25/2017 7:14:56 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 127463

The White Shitlib Ego is ravenous. It’s why shitlibs would rather oversee the destruction of White Civilization than admit their Equalism religious beliefs are based on falsehoods.

The Confederate statues being torn down across the South are just the latest battle fronts opened up by shitlibs who obey the credo that a good offense is the best defense. As the shitlib religion sits on a very shaky foundation that the Maul-Right is currently rupturing with seismic waves of realtalk, it behooves shitlibs to press their hate machine forward, into enemy territory, for to give even one inch of ground to heretics would mean the eventual reversal and defeat of every belief that shitlibs hold dear and former social, philosophical, and political grounds they occupied. And shitlibs know this, because it is the art of rhetorical war that they have practiced and perfected for decades against cuckservatives, solidifying and entrenching the Left’s march through the institutions.

The lesson: never give the Left an inch. They’ll take a parsec. Confederate statues today, books authored by White men tomorrow, until it finally reaches end game: second class status for all Whites outside of a few Acela elites who sufficiently grovel at the altar of anti-Whitism.

The human shitlib ego is the most powerful force in the cosmos. And never have the fortifications guarding that ego been under relentless attack like it is now. Shitlibs can sense it. The deluge is coming for them. Equalism is dead. The race and sex gaps won’t disappear any time soon. This is why leftoids are flirting with insanity; their interventions to solve the Gaps have been one failure after another, so they’ll need to adopt increasingly extreme anti-White postures to explain the persistence of the Gaps.

Hence the humiliation porn fix driving shitlibs to tear down symbols of White Southern heritage. This isn’t about honoring heroes of the Confederacy or showing the Confederate flag (which in point of fact was never a social crisis in America until shitlibs made it one in the past few years); it’s about shitlibs needing to dig deeper into the fever swamps of anti-White hatred to explain away race and sex gaps that make mockery of shitlibs’ guiding principle: the equalist belief that all humans, under the hood, are the same in aptitude, behavior, and moral worth, and that only White racism prevents the flowering of their Equalist paradise.

Make no mistake, the Left’s Confederate statue cultural sanitization project is JUST THE BEGINNING. Soon, it’ll be “the mere presence of Whites is keeping the black man down” and shitlibs will have their hamster rationalized justification for, say enforcing anti-White employment quotas.

As a Gab follower wrote in response to the preventable Manchester terror attack,

" shitlibs are so emotionally invested in their beliefs, they would rather be martyred by their invaders than admit they’re wrong, which would force them to change their sense of identity."

The shitlib ego is impenetrable, even by muslim nail bombs. Shitlibs will never give up on their Equalism religion; they’ll have to be forced out of power and shamed into hiding.

The follow-up question would be: why are shitlibs so invested in their obviously false belief in the equalism of humanity and protective of their egos? My answer gets to the reason I wrote this post: it could be genetic (shitlibs have inherited disfigured brain architecture) or it could be that social atomization, cultural balkanization, and mass society (SCALE) have reduced the scope of identity to ideology alone.

In sum, shitlibs cling to their outmoded and frankly dumb Equalism ideology because globohomoist forces of complexity and organic community destruction have created a social atmosphere where ideology is the only communal touchstone left for them to feel like they’re part of a group larger than themselves.

Related: The Chinese are even getting in on the act of mocking self-annihilating White shitlibs. They’ve come up with a word to describe them: baizuo, which means “white left”. Soon, the whole world will laugh at White shitlibs, and then and only then will their egos finally be defeated, and then there won’t be another White Left rule for a thousand years.

CH, Chateau Heartiste 21 Comments [5/24/2017 2:31:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 127458

(In response to a transphobic quote)

Now I actually partially agree... If you were born with a dick, no amount of plastic surgery is going to let you have kids and get your period. All you are is a man with an inverted penis. I don't care if your gay and i still dont believe in God, but this is one of the rare occasions a fundie is somewhat kind of a little bit right...maybe.

jimbo0392, FSTDT 17 Comments [5/24/2017 2:31:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 127453

Pastors and pews have no choice but to engage the public square if America is to survive. The rules and objectivity that once guided American journalism no longer apply. The media is sleazy. The secular left has decided that since they couldn’t win the election through the ballot box, they will win it in the streets instead. Their current actions mimic many third-world banana republics. The secular media must be dealt with.

David Lane, Charisma News 16 Comments [5/24/2017 9:22:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 127448

Why bother contributing to a society that gives us nothing in return?

I go to school, work my part time job. I pay taxes from my part time but most of that comes back to me, however if I graduate school the ideal situation from that would be getting a high paying job and with it having to pay taxes into our society as well.

The more I think of it though the more I ask: Why? Why pay into a society that shuns us and treats us like shit?

Why should I pay for some Stacy's mistake or some nigger's ten niglets all on welfare? Why should I pay for normalscums healthcare?

Instead I can just fake a disability and mooch off of the society that hates me with a passion

Incels that aren't NEETs why do you do it? I don't know whether or not to continue in school and work

Maybe the best path for us incels in our LDAR is to fake disabilities and have Normies pay for our living expenses.

NewLoadsOfFun, /r/incels 33 Comments [5/24/2017 3:07:59 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 127445

Honour dueling should be reinstated as an acceptable social activity. Dueling would provide a much-needed restorative to our increasingly vulgar and reckless political landscape.A duel would be fought using either swords or pistols. As a practice, it would ultimately increase civility in society.

...

Dueling actually prevents violence.





(submitter note: this is not a troll post; I checked to make sure.)

RochambeauFR, Deviantart forums 31 Comments [5/24/2017 2:29:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 127444

Many seem to believe that banning Islamic immigration from the west will prevent terrorism. This is not the case.

Islamists are already living in our backyards and as our neighbours.
Most of these men (and women) are not coming directly from third-world countries with plans, no, it is mostly from here that these villains are plotting their acts of terror against the sovereign people.

Imprisonment is not enough. These men (and women) do not change their mentality in the prison ; too often the time in prison only strengthens their barbarism.

The events of the last several years have shown us that we can no longer tolerate the presence of these wolves on our soil.

Fire, blood, and death are needed to preserve western civilization itself.

As the President of the United States stated in his Inaugural address, the policy when dealing with Islamic extremists must be one of extermination, and that there must be absolutely no limit to our ferocity.

Their instruments of fanaticism and superstition must be smashed.

RochambeauFR, Deviantart forums 13 Comments [5/24/2017 2:24:01 AM]
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