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Quote# 108960

Papal Ireland Approves Perverted Marriages!!

After same-sex marriages will come father/daughter and mother/son marriages!!

On May 22, 2015, Papal Ireland completely repudiated and rejected the Christianity that the noble Saint Patrick had labored for 60 years to establish in the Emerald Isle.

Way back in January of this year, the U.S. Supreme Court agreed to decide if perverted marriages were legal in the United States. To bolster the confidence of the U.S. Supreme Court, the Papal British Parliament swung into action and ordered the Papal Irish Parliament to hold a referendum on the legality of Adam and Steve marriages.

The result was a referendum held on May 23 of this year. The referendum legalized perverted marriages in a nation that was once known as the Island of Saints and Scholars.

The 2 men who were the driving force behind the referendum were Michael D. Higgins and Enda Kenny.

Higgins HATES the United States of Israel. In 2013, he unveiled a monument in Mexico City to Judas Riley of the San Patricio Battalion.

The first and most infamous perverted marriage that we know about was between Emperor Nero and his lover Sporus. Nero was one of the most horrible monsters that ever disgraced the annals of history. He successor now reigns in the very same spot where Nero's palace was once located.

The first infamous perverted marriage was between Caesar Nero and Sporus.

As the successor of Emperor Nero, Caesar Francis was delighted with the results of the Adam and Steve referendum.

Confidential reports even have him doing a "jig" at the Vatican!!

Ireland has been a British Crown Colony since the 13th century. Everything that happens in that colony has far reaching implications in the United States. Queen Victoria's father was an Irishman named "Sir" John Conroy.

The Irish Famine of 1846 was engineered to send millions of Papal Irish to California. The Easter Rebellion of 1916 was engineered to get U.S. military support against Queen Victoria's grandson, Kaiser Bill. President Kennedy and Lem Billings were the first perverted couple to live in the White House.

The referendum in Papal Ireland was meant to show that Caesar Francis would also be delighted if the U.S. Supreme Court approved perverted marriages.

The result of the Irish referendum was meant to "encourage" the U.S. Supreme Court justices.

The justices are very familiar with the Law of Moses so only huge bribes could make them legalize perversion.

As they "deliberate," the justices look right at a frieze of Moses in the bench. Here is what Moses said about marriage:

And JEHOVAH Elohim caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place. Then the rib which JEHOVAH Elohim had taken from man he made into a woman, and he brought her to the man. And Adam said: “this is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.” Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall be one flesh (Genesis 2: 22-24).

That text is so plain and easy to understand that even a child can comprehend that marriage is between a MAN and a WOMAN.

It is incumbent upon U.S. Supreme Court justices that they be familiar with the U.S. Constitution. There are only 2 crimes mentioned in the Constitution: TREASON and BRIBERY:

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. (U.S. Constitution Article II, Section 4).

It would be great to see the justices' bank accounts before and after their "deliberations," but money can be easily hidden in Swiss banks, and the true amount of the bribes will not be known until the Day of Judgment.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 36 Comments [5/27/2015 3:15:11 AM]
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Quote# 108959

When you bought your new car, the factory was suppose to hand you over the Manufacturer's Certificate of Origin, but since you had no knowledge of this fact and never asked the factory to hand over all documents in connection with the motor driven wheels (car) by claim with their signature and oath, you just simply got ripped off. You must realize now that by driving your (their) car with their licence plate you give those criminals free reign over you!!!
What can you do? Learn the Truth Language Format and then write yourself a registered in the truth claim “Ford or Chev.” with serial No. through the Post Office sending it to your own address and send a copy to the Motor Vehicle Branch vacating all their ownership rights, by claim. Then design your own private plate/shield and mount them on your car and trailer. Send a copy to the chief of police with your Postmaster's Badge with tracking number (change the Social Insurance Number by leaving out the spaces between the numbers). End of the story? No, not by far, it will take some time ‘til the police will leave us alone. They learned it the hard way in the USA at least one state trooper got killed by an owner operator in self defence while driving with his own plates.

Fight 4 Truth, Fight 4 Truth 35 Comments [5/27/2015 3:15:01 AM]
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Quote# 108958

(A five year old girl wrote a letter to Obama, asking him to "give a speech to tell everyone they can marry who they want")

Now we have a five year old giving advice to the POTUS. Someone needs to take this girl and sit her down and explain to her that homosexuality is immoral and a abomination before God. Every time I read one bleeding heart liberal articles, I just want to hit the vomit button. The United States ought to be teaching its children Godly principals and truths that will help them make good choices in life and not the poster child for immoral living.

Richard , Yahoo! News  34 Comments [5/27/2015 3:14:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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Quote# 108954

Tolerance is the last virtue of a dying society.

00Buckshot00, The Blaze 21 Comments [5/27/2015 3:11:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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Quote# 108953

First of all, a large number of 'rapes' are the woman's fault. Here's why.

A) She spent the night drinking and brought a man home/went home with him. Her ASD was telling her that she's not about to have sex, but it might just happen that way and when she gets to a bed, something puts her off. The room is dirty. His cock is small. She realises she's a slut and that this is not how respectable or valuable women behave. It could be any or all of these or something else entirely.

Whatever the reason, she decides she doesn't want to have sex. This is where any responsible adult takes charge of their own fate and makes this known. They state this, get up and leave. She doesn't. Her bad decisions, followed by her inability to speak up, mean that Bobby McBeta has sex with her against her will without being able to know this. She does not struggle. She does not say no. Is he supposed to read her fucking mind?

B) She fucked some guy and regretted it. "Rape!" The End.

C) Actual rape.

As for "when the rapist doesn't see it as rape", bullshit. Rape is a heinous crime, and if you can rape someone and not know about it, then either (A) has occurred, or you're an extremely fucked up sociopath.

ScholarInRed, Reddit: TheRedPill 33 Comments [5/27/2015 3:11:21 AM]
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Quote# 108952

He took responsibility, his family took responsibility, he sought forgiveness, and reported it to the authorities. TLC knew about this back in 2006 and did not take the family off the show. Authorities that investigated the incident felt that it was handled in a way that no further charges were necessary.

Yet look at what Isaac Washington said on my Facebook page:

“Shame on you, Eric. If this was anyone from any other faith than Christianity, you’d demonize them in a heartbeat and then use that as a springboard to sermonize about the superiority of your Christian morality.”

Isaac, I have news for you, Christians are not “excusing” #joshduggar’s actions. Christian morality is the basis for the judgment in the first place.

Honestly, I am blown away by the incredible double standard that is applied to Christians. We don’t claim to be perfect, we claim to be perfectly forgiven. We don’t claim to be better, we claim to be better off. We can forgive because we have been forgiven. And yes, we do use Christian Morality to judge. Haven’t you noticed that everyone is using Christian Morality to judge people?

Isaac, when a Christian admits his sin, goes to the proper authorities, pays the penalty, repents of his actions, is up front and honest with the world, and has made things right with the victims, he has done exactly what God has commanded him to do. Why would you say that Christians are applying a double standard?

The truth is, it is you who is applying a double standard. If evolution is true, then there is no absolute right and wrong. If evolution is true Josh should not have admitted his faults over a decade ago because what one evolved bag of molecules does to another bag of molecules just doesn’t really matter. If evolution is true there is no ultimate Judge on the bench who will hold every man, woman, and child responsible for their actions. And if evolution is true you will not give an account for every idle word you speak.

The truth is, we all use Christian Morality to judge people. The very idea of judgment comes from Christianity.

Isaac, you may be slow to forgive because you have never experienced forgiveness.

Eric Hovind , Creation Today  36 Comments [5/27/2015 3:11:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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Quote# 108951

My mother's theology of gender: "God thought and thought and thought, and He made you a man." So much wisdom there.

Samuel James, Twitter 23 Comments [5/27/2015 3:10:34 AM]
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Submitted By: AJ Williams
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Quote# 108950

It was a cold and snowy day, when suddenly a gamer announced online that she’s a girl. We’ve seen the scene played out multiple times across different gaming communities. By revealing herself as a female, her value suddenly increase 100-fold and instantly become as rare as a legendary pokemon.

A gamer girl will be forced to navigate through dozens of hormone driven posts from little boys who have never seen the sun. All that repressed biological male desire need to be released somewhere. However, a gamer girl has unlimited power once she manage to weather the storm. She can use her newly discovered power to have the entire gaming community under her control due to the perks of being a woman in a male-dominated environment.

Gamer Girl Privilege
It’s irrelevant if a girl is a “real” or “fake” gamer because they all receive similar special treatment. Typical membership benefits include perks such as the ability to receive extra items and help from most guys within the gaming world. Whether it be the rare items or that hard quest, it doesn’t matter. All she has to do is ask. Why go through the grind and farm for items when you can get it for free from others? A gamer girl won’t always succeed asking for help and getting what she wants, but her chance of success is considerably much higher than that of a male gamer.

A gamer girl also has a benefit of not ever being called out for her mistakes in the game. Calling out a girl for making an in-game mistake or telling her that she’s bad at the game online is an equivalent to punching or hitting a girl in real life. E-white knights will be there to defend her and you will be e-excommunicated from that social circle for daring to speak the truth.

In contrast, always expect to get blamed if something went wrong within the game, because nothing is ever her fault even if it clearly is. In her mind, she’s a woman and you are a random gamer guy who is probably nerdy. She should be paid money just for playing this game with you, let alone interact with you.


It doesn’t just end there. Benefits and special treatment extend into social media where girls already have an advantage. She can start streaming on twitch.tv or open an account on Twitter and easily obtain thousands of followers of dedicated male gamers simply because she is a girl that happens to play video games. If it doesn’t work out, she can always play random video games on Youtube and become an e-celebrity.

For any social justice argument she gets into online, she can be sure that the majority of people will be on her side no matter how ridiculous or non-factual her argument is. Her opinions and feelings are prioritized above all other gamers and she must be kept happy at all time. IF SHE’S NOT HAPPY, she’ll leave us!!! And I won’t have an e-online girl to talk to anymore!!!!!!!!!11111

The Root Of Gamergate
Women get special treatment from every level in the gaming community. It doesn’t matter if they are a casual gamer, hardcore gamer, competitive gamer, game developer, etc. They are the first priority and their needs come above all else. This culture of women-first mentality is the reason why #gamergate first happened.

Zoe Quinn first took advantage of someone actually being nice enough to let her make a game despite her obvious lack of skill and imagination. Next, nobody called her out for creating Depression Quest. The game was so bad it shouldn’t be classified as a game. Next she slept with gaming journalists in order to get favorable reviews for her terrible anti-game game. We all know what happened next—the information leaked on the internet and her white knight gamers rushed to defend her action and attempted to delete all evidence regarding the topic like it never happened.

Zoe Quinn should have been condemned and then banished into the void for her actions instead of being hailed as a martyr who is fighting a holy war against misogyny and harassment. What she did is a slap to the face game developers who actually work hard to make great games and earn those favorable reviews.

Next we have Anita Sarkeesian, a girl who as recently as 2010 admitted herself that she is not a gamer. Her low-quality videos are an insult to gamers everywhere because it’s obvious that she doesn’t know what the fuck she is talking about. She continues to mislead the public by cherry-picking game mechanics and misinterpreting ideas within games in order to fit her feminist propaganda.

Alexander Anderson, Reaxxion 29 Comments [5/27/2015 3:10:24 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew
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Quote# 108949

Expected 2016 presidential candidate Jeb Bush (R) endorsed anti-gay discrimination this weekend in an interview with David Brody of Christian Broadcast News.

After Bush explained that people of faith need “the space to act on their conscience,” Brody asked him about wedding vendors like bakers and florists who may not want to provide a service for a same-sex couple’s wedding. “Are you okay if they don’t provide those kinds of services? Is that okay?”

“Yeah, absolutely,” Bush responded, “if it’s based on a religious belief.” He went on to cite Washington florist Barronelle Stutzman as “the best example” of this conflict, suggesting that the woman who faces a $1,001 fine for not serving a same-sex couple “may lose her business because of this and has lost a lot because of the cost of all this.”

“A big country — a tolerant country — ought to be able to figure out the difference between discriminating against someone because of their sexual orientation and forcing someone to participate in a wedding that they find goes against their moral beliefs. We should be able to figure this out. This shouldn’t be this complicated, but gosh it is right now.”

In the same interview, Bush also admitted that he does not believe there is any constitutional right for same-sex couples to marry, adding the caveat that he is not a lawyer. “It’s thousands of years of culture and history is just being changed at warps speed. It’s hard to fathom why it is this way.” He added that he thinks “we need to be stalwart supporters of traditional marriage” to protect “children born in poverty,” referencing his recent support for the idea that marriage helps combat poverty.

This is the clearest Bush has been on these issues. He previously expressed support for Indiana’s “Religious Freedom Restoration Act,” but didn’t so blatantly state that discrimination against same-sex couples is “absolutely” okay. He’s also sounded somewhat moderate on same-sex marriage, suggesting at least that loving same-sex parents could be a model for other families.

Bush’s comments indicate that he believes that refusing to serve a same-sex couple for religious reasons is somehow not discrimination. But as Benton County Superior Court Judge Alex Ekstrom explained in his ruling against Stutzman, “No Court has ever held that religiously motivated conduct, expressive or otherwise, trumps state discrimination law in public accommodations.” He also dismissed any attempt to distinguish between the act of a marrying and the identity of sexual orientation: “The United States Supreme Court has long held that discrimination based on conduct associated with a protected characteristic constitutes discrimination on the basis of that characteristic.”

Brody’s interaction with Bush in the interview indicated that he shares the presumed candidate’s positions on these issues, and in his analysis, Brody addressed the idea that some conservatives perceive Bush as a “squishy moderate.” Bush “isn’t going to be the fire and brimstone candidate that goes for the applause lines or starts talking about Jesus at campaign events,” but his record as governor of Florida “reads like a social conservative’s dream scorecard.”

Jeb Bush, Thinkprogress 15 Comments [5/27/2015 3:08:57 AM]
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Quote# 108948

Even Charles Darwin admitted that it was ludicrous to apply evolution to the way that the human eye has been formed and operates. Yet he persisted in his foolishness.

I asked an evolutionist once if anyone had ever discovered a gorilla who could communicate fluently in English (even on a basic level). That would clearly establish evolution. The question was deftly avoided with some technical mumbo-jumbo.

Ezra, Worthy Christian Forums 36 Comments [5/27/2015 3:08:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Kong
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Quote# 108946

"Liberalism" has rendered folks with the inability to think critically. Remember, we do not fight flesh against flesh. Our battles are in the spiritual realm. And they have been blinded - because they made a choice "against" the One who came to warn us.

patriotgrammy, WND 13 Comments [5/27/2015 3:02:41 AM]
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Quote# 108939

666: Fuhrer(6 letters) Adolph(6) Hitler(6) was reincarnated as George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr.(6)

Fuhrer(6 letters) Adolph(6) Hitler(6) was reincarnated as George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr.(6). Hitler committed suicide on April 30, 1945 along with his wife of one day Ava Braun. Bush Jr. was born on July 6, 1946.

Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "1st Beast"/Antichrist. Bush Jr. was/is the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist. United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast". Google all that.

The Discoverer, Godlike Productions 30 Comments [5/27/2015 2:57:54 AM]
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Quote# 108938

One does not have to believe in a young Earth to be a Christian but Christians should take the biblical position on everything. Origins of the Universe and the Earth are very important. We don’t need to trust in radiometric dating or even natural “clocks” to determine whether the Earth is young or old. The Bible is very clear on that issue but that’s another column.

Some thoughts concerning a young earth:

Rabid evolutionists have determined the earth is about 4.5 billion years old as supported, according to the myth, by fossils and radiometric dating. However, in my new eBook, Evolution: Fact, Fraud, or Faith? I dealt with the mistakes, uncertainties, ambiguities, contradictions, and general unreliability of radiometric dating of fossils. The dates produced by many modern methods are often dates that are called “scientifically correct” but are embarrassingly inaccurate.

It is a fact that the radioactive ages of lava beds laid down within a few weeks of each other differ by millions of years for which evolutionists have no answer.

Geologist Dr. Henry Faul (who specialized in dating rocks) wrote concerning one of those “reliable” dating methods–uranium dating: “…widely diverging ages can be measured on samples from the same spot.” Different dates from the same spot.

That fact was confirmed by Joan C. Engels, in the Journal of Geology: “It is now well known that K-Ar [potassium-argon] ages obtained from different minerals in a single rock may be strikingly discordant.” That’s about as scientific as a voodoo rooster-plucking ceremony in Haiti–almost.

Fredreck B. Jeaneman declared in Industrial Research and Development, “this could mean that the atomic clocks are reset during some global disaster, and events which brought the Mesozoic [the dinosaur age] to a close may not be 65 million years ago, but rather, within the age and memory of man.” Oops, that means a major segment of evolutionary teaching could be an error.

Curt Teichert admitted in the Bulletin of the Geological Society of America, “At present, no coherent picture of the history of the earth could be built on the basis of radioactive datings.” But inflexible, incoherent, and insecure evolutionists keep trying–without success.

The Great Barrier Reef is not millions of years old but less than 4,200 years old. That later date is ascertained because we know the growth rate for the last 25 years.

Geologists know that each stratum of sedimentary rock laid on top of each other shows no signs of erosion as they were allegedly laid down over “millions” of years. Everyone knows that exposure of stratum over millions of years would have resulted in massive erosion. However, the record shows the opposite. That is because “millions of years” is a myth. The strata were laid during and after the Flood so there was no time for erosion.

Another indication of a young Earth are large trees (which pass vertically through several rock layers) that could not have stood upright for millions of years without rotting while they were slowly buried. Those polystrate fossils were buried during and following the Flood.

Massive, thick layers of “rock” bent almost double without fracturing, indicate that the rock was soft when bent and no doubt happened following the Flood of Noah. Firm strata will break but they will never bend except in the evolutionary textbooks.

There are many other natural proofs of a young earth such as rather quick stalactite and stalagmite formation; red blood cells found in dinosaur fossils that are allegedly more than 65 million years old; the petrification of wood in a few years; the small amount of sodium in the ocean; the small amount of sediment in the Gulf of Mexico; the small amount of top soil all over the earth; the shrinking of the Sun indicates that if the Earth were ancient, it would have touched the Earth in only twenty million years; the number of people on Earth indicate a young Earth; and on and on and on.

Evolution is founded, not on science, but on distortions, myths, poor scholarship, circular reasoning, faulty premises, and a generous dose of wishful thinking. In plain English, it is pure quackery but none dare call it quackery.

You can stand with the atheists/evolutionists if you want as they belch their kooky, pseudo-scientific nonsense but I plan to continue standing with the One who created the Earth “in the beginning.”

Dr. Don Boys , BarbWire.com 18 Comments [5/27/2015 2:57:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone 66
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Quote# 108935

[re: recent revlations that Christian conservative Josh Duggar molested girls in his youth]

The truth is, it is you who is applying a double standard. If evolution is true, then there is no absolute right and wrong. If evolution is true Josh should not have admitted his faults over a decade ago because what one evolved bag of molecules does to another bag of molecules just doesn’t really matter. If evolution is true there is no ultimate Judge on the bench who will hold every man, woman, and child responsible for their actions. And if evolution is true you will not give an account for every idle word you speak.

The truth is, we all use Christian Morality to judge people. The very idea of judgment comes from Christianity.

Eric Hovind, Creation Today 67 Comments [5/26/2015 3:18:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 108934

Newsflash: The Bible is not changing. Religion should not get with the times. It is time society stops trying to rip pages out of the Bible. I sincerely hope the Supreme Court is smart and does NOT impose same-sex marriage in all 50 states. It threatens America's churches, especially the most conservative ones. It also threatens Christian schools. Liberal progressives seriously want to see pastors thrown in jail for life for preaching against same sex marriage and they want to take away tax exempt status for those who refuse to go along with gay marriage. The denominations who are allowing same sex marriage now are 100% WRONG on that issue. The Bible clearly states Adam and Eve. The Bible clearly prohibits a man sleeping with a man. It is not a slippery slope to other forms of "marriage", but it is a slippery slope to which all voices of opposition will be discriminated against, by the loss of jobs, the loss of their business, imprisonment.

However, there is one thing that is an ABSOLUTE FACT that NO one can deny. Jesus reigns. What He says goes. It doesn't matter if you're an atheist or a member of another religion. What Jesus says goes. He will stamp out ALL same sex relationships and marriages. He will get rid of all sin.

Furthermore, the Bible clearly says no one is born gay. Being gay is absolutely positively a choice. The Bible is the rule book on all human life, so no one can legitimately deny its teachings.

Just because we Christians hate gay marriage does not mean we hate gay people or are bigots. We love gays, but are just trying to uphold traditional, conservative values that liberal progressives are trying so hard to get rid of and replace.

Gay activists should not force everyone to accept their marriage. They want open mindedness, so why aren't they open minded to conservative, Biblical values?

Sorry for the rant, but it is a topic I have come to the correct realization on. Christianity reigns and gay marriage loses in eternity. Pure and simple.

BushOklahoma, US Election Atlas Forum 46 Comments [5/26/2015 3:15:12 AM]
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Quote# 108933

It's only a matter of time.

You read cases about christian bakers who have been forced to shut down or bake cakes for married same sex couples.

The Church will eventually be faced with this choice, marry same sex couples or you will be closed down and don't think that freedom of religion laws will protect us. They are being slowly eroded away. If not in our lifetime then definitely in our children's.

SAVINGRACE , Catholic answer forums 36 Comments [5/26/2015 3:14:33 AM]
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Submitted By: mary
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Quote# 108932

Atheists and evolutionists will often mock us for our rejection of biological evolution, but what really makes them hateful and emotional is when we reject millions and billions of years. You see, without the billions of years that secularists posit for the age of the universe and Earth, they can’t propose their belief that one kind of creature changed into a different kind. So when we reject long ages on biblical and scientific grounds, we really are striking at the heart of their religion—millions of years. In response, they get very emotional, angry, and often hateful. Secularists regularly call young-earth creationists anti-intellectual, anti-academic, anti-scientific, and other rhetoric involving ad hominem attacks. This really shows that long ages is the foundation for what they believe.

Back in 1954, American biochemist George Wald, a Nobel Prize recipient, stated this:

Time is in fact the hero of the plot . . . What we regard as impossible on the basis of human experience is meaningless here. Given so much time, the “impossible” becomes possible, the possible probable, and the probable virtually certain. One has only to wait: time itself performs the miracles.

Time (millions of years) is absolutely necessary for secularists to propose their biological evolutionary ideas. If the universe is only thousands of years old, then what do they do—believe the Bible? But people like Richard Dawkins are in rebellion against their Creator, so they cannot allow even a suggestion that the universe could be thousands of years old.

Ken Ham & Avery Foley, Answers in Genesis 38 Comments [5/26/2015 3:12:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 108931

Steve Irwin's death was news again recently, after his cameraman said that his last words were, "I'm dying." The wildlife expert lived on the edge, and got his thrills by messing around with killer animals.

Another Australian (a 19 year-old) is on life support after he played Russian roulette, and lost. His mother posted on Facebook: “Come on son … please please fight like you always have … no words can explain how desperate we are for you to just hang on and fight.”

They took a chance with their lives because they thought that they could beat the odds. The world does that sort of thing daily. But you're a Christian. You know better than to take risks with the precious gift of life God has given you.

Or do you? Perhaps you're an Adrenalin junkie and need a fix. Okay. Here's one that will put you on the edge but probably won't put your life on the line.

Get a soapbox (a plastic milk crate will do). Go to your local university, stand on it, lift up your voice like a trumpet and ask if your hearers think there's an afterlife.

Then preach the gospel. Do you have the backbone to do that? I suspect that you don't. Prove me wrong.

Write in the comments that you want to do this, and if enough people are interested, I will post further details on what to do....feel the fear.

Ray Comfort, Ray Comfort's Facebook page 34 Comments [5/26/2015 3:02:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 108928

(Reason 9 on why not to dine at the y)

9. Cunnilingus is a Gateway Drug to Lesbianism

Even if a male reaches the peak of his ability at the art of cunnilingus, he can't compete with the intimate knowledge a female mind provides when engaging in this activity. Thus, if a woman truly loves oral sex, she will eventually find herself in the arms of a lesbian. Think of cunnilingus as being comparable to marijuana and lesbianism being comparable to hardcore drugs such as heroin and crack. This gateway is best to be avoided.

I hope you men join me in abstaining from cunnilingus. Together we can make a difference and put an end to this unhygienic, emasculating practice.

Noah Gulliver, everyjoe 48 Comments [5/26/2015 2:56:17 AM]
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Quote# 108926

Jesus Christ is KING, Facebook 30 Comments [5/26/2015 2:55:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Ibuki Mioda
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Quote# 108923

Reacting to the latest example of Leftist drivel to issue forth from the bowels of the Huffington Post, in which the idea of Whites becoming a powerless minority in America is celebrated, one has to accurately show what such a future will really look like.

Many of the below pictures were used in an article with the same title that was written by yours truly some months ago, using the cesspool of modern India as a model for what happens once the spark of creativity and brilliance disappears from a civilization.

Note that some of the images you will see are quite graphic in terms of gritty realism, but are captioned by a bit of comedy in order to lessen the blow. However, the fate of all we hold dear is not something to laugh at, nor is the nightmare we leave to those who come after us if we fail to change course.

It’s hard to remember that many of these filthy subhumans had White ancestors that built their land into a great civilization. Now, only ruins, feces, and grime remain. No interstellar probes or moon bases for these teeming masses.

Marcus Cicero, Occidental Dissent 18 Comments [5/26/2015 2:53:22 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP
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Quote# 108920

If your friend smashes your cell phone with a bat, you’re going to be very upset. But if your friend smashes his own cell phone with a bat, fine. As far as you are concerned, your friend gets to do what he wants with his own stuff. Well, we are all the property of God. He didn’t just buy us, He created us. This is why He gets to set limits on us, but we can’t set any limits on Him. God gives us rules that we must abide by but no one can give God rules. Is this unreasonable? Not at all. When you find a way to create an entire universe from nothing, then perhaps God will agree that you ought to have some special allowances. But until then, it’s pretty ridiculous for you to argue that you and He are on the same level.

It’s often our pride that gets all miffed when we observe God breaking His own rules. He tells us not to murder, yet every day He’s murdering us by the thousands. He tells us not to lie, but He lies to us whenever He feels like it. He tells us not to be jealous, while He says His Name is Jealous. He says we should be humble as we praise His Name forever. How come it’s not a sin when God hogs all the glory? How come it’s not wrong for Him to bask in the praises of others? Because He’s God. Gods and humans are completely different beings. Gods don’t have rules.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 33 Comments [5/26/2015 2:51:55 AM]
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Quote# 108918

[In response to same-sex marriage being approved of in Ireland]

Dublin carried it for the homos.

No secret that the cities are where the
greatest number of sinners are. Banks,
Corporations, and Politicians all were for it.
They pressure the country or state economically.
We've seen it in the US.

Regardless, understand that these Civil ceremonies
are not necessarily going to bring the wrath of God,
because God allows the tares to grow alongside the
wheat before the harvest. But be wary.

Pray for them, because if they die unrepentant and
not changing their ways, they will be condemned.

People do you realize if Jesus really DID raise from
the dead and do all the things Bible and Saints and
paranormal witnesses say He did, then our bodies are
going to be raised from death, our spirits will be
enjoined back to our bodies and every single man and
woman will see how they have defiled their body which
is a creation of God. When homosexuals sin with each
other in this terrible way, it is like doing the same
to Jesus Himself or to the Blessed Mother !!!!

They will be raised and judged and CRY CRY CRY
to hell with Satan and the demons !!!!!

Look at their faces, they know they are committing sin
but will not stop because they are possessed !!!!!

The Epistles and Letters of the New Testament are FILLED
with warnings about this exactly.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 19 Comments [5/26/2015 2:51:29 AM]
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Quote# 108916

A new Girl Scouts of America policy extends membership to boys who identify as girls. In other words, this girls group is now embracing transgender boys.


This is more shocking than Boy Scouts avowing homosexuality, but be assured the same spirit is behind it. There's an over-abundantly clear move in the nation - and in the world - to scramble gender identity.

Nowadays, Facebook lets you choose from 58 gender options - and we have the un-ending alphabet soup acronyms like LGBTQQIP2SAA to help people communicate their sexuality. But moves like this one from the Girl Scouts of America push the envelope beyond the pale of personal preference.


The Girl Scouts of America has lost its moral compass and needs your encouragement to rescind this new policy.

Think about the potential mind-bending trauma this will cause to girls in Girl Scouts, the distress it will cause many parents and other yet-to-be-understood consequences.

Also think of the transgender little boys. My heart goes out to them and I can sympathize with their need for acceptance. We all need love and acceptance. I can only imagine the confusion, pain and even fear they face trying to navigate a society that largely shuns them at such a young age. But God loves them.

The Girl Scouts are doing these little boys a disservice by welcoming gender confusion into its ranks.

Jennifer Leclaire, Barb Wire 31 Comments [5/25/2015 5:37:28 AM]
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Quote# 108915

I get this all the time, not just from the activists on the other side, but rather from confused believers as well: 'Bill, you are being hateful when you speak against homosexuality,' or 'Bill, you are showing hate to others when you warn them about what they are doing.'

The homosexual activists parrot this "hate" foolishness all the time. I guess we expect them to do so. But it is quite woeful when clueless Christians say the same thing. They really ought to know better. To warn a sinner about his ways and to plead with him to avoid the path of destruction is the height of love, not hate.

The opposite of love is indifference, not hate.


Equally unhelpful is the line about the church making homosexuals feel guilty. Well of course they feel guilty - because they are guilty. They, like all other sinners, know what they are doing is wrong, and they get angry when this is pointed out to them.


As mentioned, how is telling the truth about what the activists are up to - or anything for that matter - hating?

To warn of the dangers of, say, drug addiction does not mean you hate the addicts. You can rightly hate the drugs which are destroying people and sending them to an early grave, while loving the individual trapped in this mess.

We all can hate the damage alcoholism does to a person - while still loving the alcoholic at the same time. And what is hateful about telling individual homosexuals that their lifestyle is dangerous, high risk, and possibly life-threatening, and that they need to flee from it?


Those pushing this line might as well say opposing the criminal gangs wanting to hook kids on drugs is being hateful. They might as well say Wilberforce was "hating on" the slave owners as he stood up for blacks. Sorry, but to love people means resisting what enslaves them.

By this unhelpful advice, Wilberforce should have just shut up about abolition, and not make people feel guilty about their sinful activities. Loving people always means telling them the truth. Loving homosexuals means telling them they don't have to be homosexual.

And those who claim that talking about a "cure" for homosexuality is harmful and hateful are also unbiblical and unhelpful. They might as well tell a murderer: "Hey, Jesus loves you, but I certainly won't try to cure you of your desire to kill. Feel free to keep on doing it. I don't want you to feel guilty after all, or hated on."

Clearly we don't love homosexuals or any other sinners very much if we don't give a rip about them staying trapped in their dead-end sinful lifestyle. We want them to be set free. That of course is exactly why Christ came, to set the captives free.

Bill Muehlenberg, Barb Wire 22 Comments [5/25/2015 5:36:16 AM]
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