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Quote# 120117

There was a time when the 911 emergency service was what made America better than most other countries. An ambulance would quickly arrive, and your chance of survival was higher than in almost any other country.

But ‘feminism’ has weaponized the 911 service as a tool of police-state misandry. Now, a husband can be ejected from his home in minutes, sometimes even against the wife’s wishes (a third party can call the cops on the husband). This cannot happen so easily in the supposedly ‘non-first-world’ countries.

Taking something invaluable and turning it into a weapon of horrors that does not exist even in supposedly less advanced countries, described ‘feminism’ perfectly.

Remember, it is not just the horror driven by dollars, but police prioritize VAWA calls above all others. That is probably the real reason a gay club shooting spree was not a priority on Sat night – no Federal dollars are attached to making arrests, so preventing the shootout at the cost of an extra 1 or 2 VAWA calls was not financially worthwhile for the police department.

In short, NEVER, EVER call 911 if you live with a woman, unless there really is a life-threatening emergency serious enough to risk a fictitious DV arrest. Outside of that, calling 911 is not worth it. For all intents and purposes, you are better off pretending that the 911 service we know of from our youth no longer exists in America.

Anon, Dalrock 25 Comments [6/28/2016 3:11:08 AM]
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Quote# 120116

Last week, in response to the deadly terrorist attack on a gay nightclub in Orlando, gay right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos organized an anti-Islam press conference, during which he kissed fellow anti-Islam activist and self-proclaimed "homophobe" Gavin McInnes as their way of saying "f**k you, Islam."

Needless to say, this display did not sit well with viciously anti-gay activist Theodore Shoebat, who released a video today calling for both men to be put to death.

"The only thing I can do is conclude that [McInnes] is a sodomite," Shoebat said, "Gavin McInnes is a sodomite plant, he is a deviant and he is worthy of death ... You are lower than the lowest bacteria. Pigs have more decency than you, Gavin McInnis. Swine has more decency, there are dogs that have more decency. What a sick, perverted individual you are! You are on the road straight to hell, Gavin McInnes. You are fooling them. You are full of demons. Your soul has been utterly possessed by the diabolical. You are worthy of execution! You are worthy of death. Bottom line."

"And that faggot that he kissed, Milo Yiannopoulos, is also worthy of death," Shoebat later declared. "If I had the power, I would string him up, put a noose around his neck, put him before a firing squad, any means necessary to annihilate these bastards. It's just so disgusting."

Theodore Shoebat, Right Wing Watch 25 Comments [6/28/2016 3:08:29 AM]
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Quote# 120115

Scots are welfare leeches and Scottish independence is a Marxist scam. This guy's a salty cuck. #Brexit

Matt Forney, Twitter 25 Comments [6/28/2016 3:07:57 AM]
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Quote# 120114

I love (((rootless cosmopolitans))) crying about the markets crashing, as if the markets matter to ordinary citizens. #Brexit

Matt Forney, Twitter 26 Comments [6/28/2016 3:07:24 AM]
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Quote# 120110

(responding to article "Oklahoma's Fetal Education Bill: A Model for the Pro-Life Movement's Future"):

Great article.

Every child entering Kindergarten is pro-life and knows a butchered baby when she sees one.

The only hope for those in Big Abortion to keep their blood money rolling in is to brainwash our youth into denying the undeniable.

This program will go a long way toward defending the humanity of the preborn child with basic settled science. (Bracing for incoming RationalWiki quotes.)

WorldGoneCrazy, Live Action News 17 Comments [6/28/2016 3:04:49 AM]
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Quote# 120108

The Biblical Flood Perspective

Skeptics claim that it is impossible for the chalk beds to have been rapidly deposited during the yearlong biblical Flood. They say it would take a long time for the trillions of foraminifers and coccoliths to breed, grow, die, and be buried to produce these thick chalk beds all around the globe.

When they say this, they assume that ocean water conditions have always been like they are today. But during the global Flood cataclysm, water conditions were very different—hot volcanic waters and nutrients changed the water temperature and chemistry, which caused the rapid blooming of foraminifers and coccoliths in just hours, days, or weeks, not millions of years.6

These skeptics also ignore the fact that these chalk beds were deposited across the continents by ocean waters that rose high enough to completely flood the continents.

Meanwhile, the chalk beds are not found under the ocean floor where the limey ooze is today. And today’s limey oozes are nowhere near as pure in calcium carbonate as the chalk beds formed in the past.

Where do we see limey ooze slowly accumulating on the continents today—and burying and fossilizing huge ocean dwellers (like the extinct plesiosaurs and mosasaurs) together with large land dwellers (like the extinct dinosaurs and pterosaurs)? Or what about the fossil found in the Kansas beds of the voracious predatory fish Xiphactinus audax, 13 feet (4 m) long with a nearly perfectly preserved 6-foot-long (1.8 m) fish Gillicus arcuatus inside of it?

Nowhere! We simply do not see such burial and fossilization happening today on such a massive and catastrophic scale.

To fossilize such large creatures, ginormous amounts of sediments had to bury them instantly before the creatures had time to escape. Fish are known to decompose quickly unless they are completely buried within a few days. Yet the fish found fossilized in the chalk beds show no signs of decay. So the claim that the chalk beds accumulated slowly—one grain at a time falling to the bottom of a placid sea—is demolished by the evidence of all these catastrophically buried fossils.

Now also remember that these chalk beds stretch around the globe. So a global distribution of the chalk beds required a global Flood cataclysm, just as the Bible describes.

Chalk It Up to Assumptions

So what is the underlying message we have dug up? Never be discouraged or dissuaded from believing what God’s Word teaches just because a few skeptics raise what seem to be difficult questions or insist they have evidence that contradicts the Bible. As in this case, closer examination reveals that what they claim as “evidence” is really their interpretation of the data based on their assumption that the Genesis Flood never occurred.

Like the scoffers Peter warned about in 2 Peter 3, they are willfully ignorant or deliberately rejecting God’s Word, and thus they refuse to consider any interpretation of the evidence that would point to the Genesis Flood having occurred. Instead, they are trying to prove what they have already assumed.

But for those of us who seek to know the Lord and understand His work, good answers can be found. Just look at common chalk. It offers phenomenal evidence for the veracity of the biblical Flood—yet another testimony that we can trust God and His Word. Chalk another one up to God’s Word.

Andrew A. Snelling, Answers in Genesis 17 Comments [6/28/2016 3:03:35 AM]
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Quote# 120107

Spiritual Connection of Alien Abduction Claims


Researchers1 have categorized some common elements to most claims of alien abduction. We need not discuss most of these here, but there are some important common themes. Many people report meeting a god-like creature or creatures during their abductions. Often these beings communicate universal-sounding messages or warn of impending nuclear or ecological disaster if mankind does not change his way. This amounts to a very hip, human-centered religious message.

Another common element is that most people who have claimed these close encounters with aliens profess spirituality, with a belief in God. As such, there is a wide distribution of denominations and sects represented among those who have claimed alien abduction. People reporting alien abductions also report indulging in the occult and new age practices in much higher proportion than the general population. Conspicuously absent from those reporting alien abductions are those who are truly born again followers of Christ. In fact, many researchers have collected reports of alien abductions abruptly ending when abductees verbally mention the name of Jesus.

These facts are extremely pertinent. If those who report alien abductions are sincere and truthful in relaying experiences that they firmly believe occurred, then we are left with the conclusion that there is a spiritual component, and that this spirituality is contrary to the Bible.

This is just one front in a spiritual war to divert people away from the truth of Scripture. We have already seen that the implication of the Bible is that Adam’s race is the only race of sentient, physical creatures in the universe. That is, there are no ETs to fly spaceships to earth. But if one believes in evolution, one must accept the likelihood that life, even intelligent life, has evolved many times on other worlds. Thus, if life exists elsewhere, then that would argue against the Bible and hence the God of the Bible. So a very effective tool in undermining the authority of the Bible and the gospel would be to convince as many people as possible that life exists elsewhere. What better way is there to do that than with flying saucers and “alien” visitations?

Dr. Danny R. Faulkner, Answers in Genesis 14 Comments [6/28/2016 3:03:22 AM]
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Quote# 120102

I find it strange that you defend abortions because most occur under 12 weeks, as if that makes it okay. My mother had an abortion when she was 9 weeks. Something went wrong and the doctor left half of the body inside. The body decomposed and was left with skeletal remains that had to be removed. She was traumatized. Your movement killed her emotionally and killed my little sister physically. This is what you stand by

Anonymous, Tumblr 28 Comments [6/27/2016 3:21:04 AM]
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Quote# 120100

Scotland is a nice country but they are irrelevant in world affairs.

One of the large attractions to Trump is that he will cater mainly to the American people instead of giving our money away to a bunch of worthless beggar nations.

People laugh at Trump over world affairs but this is one of the factors that has made him popular- since most countries in the world are not worth knowing about and funding.

Africa, the Middle East, South America, much of Asia- all are backwards, dirt poor and only interesting in U.S. dollars- none of them of them cares about the U.S.

CTDex, City Data 25 Comments [6/27/2016 3:20:40 AM]
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Quote# 120098

[This topic is disgusting... who the fuck do you think you are if you think you are entitled to have sex with someone who has very valid and very personal reasons to not have sex with you based on a deadly disease you're carrying.

You are not entitled to sex, people are however, entitled to decline you. They aren't shallow, you are for demanding that other people abandon their own judgment because you want to fuck them.

And despite sklar's brilliantly expressed perspective on stigma, the fuckwits return.

YES, Devken, it IS my right to have sex. And no: it is NOT your right to stigmatise me further.

Besides, sounds like you'd be a dud root and impersonal. That was fun in my 20s, but now: meh. Rather something more meaningful. Your fear comes from zero understanding. Ever rooted anyone? Then YOU may have been infected. Think about it. It could be YOU.

Actually, maybe you are HIV+ and you don't know.

I survived the shock of my positive diagnosis. Don't run to me if you get HIV. Oh, and if you fuck anyone it's entirely possible that you could.

auspoz, LPSG 24 Comments [6/27/2016 3:20:02 AM]
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Quote# 120097

A Protestant nation, Great Britain, will convert soon to My Ways

My dearly beloved daughter I wish to reveal to you a miracle I have planned. A Protestant nation, Great Britain, will convert soon to My Ways, My Teachings and the Truth.

For so long this Christian country has adapted and amended the Laws of God to suit their proud ways. Once a great Christian country, they sinned throughout the centuries against the Laws of God and convinced themselves that they followed the Laws laid down by My Church on earth.

The prayers of the faithful among them and the love and loyalty shown by Christian leaders in Great Britain, in the face of adversity, has brought them closer to My Sacred Heart.

This country will be converted and the Truth will save millions.

The antichrist and his many followers have influenced many in power in this country but they will fail to steal God’s children.

My followers will unite through all churches throughout Britain and I will envelop them in My Holy Arms.

They will become a powerful force in My army and the plan to unite them has commenced.

Here is a special Crusade Prayer for God’s children in Britain

Crusade Prayer (77) For Great Britain

O Most Heavenly Father, God the Creator of man please hear my prayer. I beg You to save Britain from the clutches of evil and dictatorship.

I ask that You unite all of us, of all religions, creed and colour as one family in Your Eyes. Give us the strength to unite in defiance of any laws introduced to outlaw Your Teachings.

Give us the strength and the courage to never forsake You and to help save all of Your children through our prayers. Bring all of my brothers and sisters together in unity to pay homage to Your promise to bring us eternal life and entrance to Your Paradise. Amen.

To the children of Great Britain know that, soon, the conversion which will envelop your country will bring you great graces.

Then you will help lead My army along with other nations towards My Glorious Kingdom.
Your Jesus.

fatherofloveandmercy, Father Of Love And Mercy 18 Comments [6/27/2016 3:19:32 AM]
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Quote# 120091

I refuse to give in to the lies of modern science and technology. Okay so we’ve come a long way in both areas, but since we are a fallen people, we unfortunately would rather believe in things that are NOT TRUE. Why is this? Because we are SINNERS.

The media is largely to blame, as is the public school brainwashing that’s been going on for 50 or so years now. Many folks refuse to recant what they were taught in their formative years, and they won’t be convinced otherwise. They take those who believe to the contrary as lunatics and fodder for people who love to waste their God-given breath in debate and scorn.

It really upsets me that we can be so gullible as to believe lies like the earth is round, mankind walked on the moon, there is no Hell, there are many ways to Heaven, etc. But there is coming a day when the Judge of all the earth will do right. God will set everything in order the way it should be, but not before He purges this existence with fire and makes all things new.

You want to believe we live on a spinning ball, that’s your choice. But last time I looked, the earth seemed pretty flat to me… Where do they get this globe stuff? Oh yeah. The DEVIL.

kingjameswriter1965, I Hate The Internet But I Love Jesus 24 Comments [6/27/2016 3:18:50 AM]
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Quote# 120090

I visited a BestSeller book store yesterday. I always check the religious section, just to see what kind of garbage the Devil is pushing upon people. I saw junk by Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyer, T.D. Jakes and even Joel Osteen's mother, Dodie. These are all well-liked and well-promoted books by the media. The Luciferian elite are not stupid people. They know that the best way to defeat your enemy is to hire them to work for you! Today's top religious authors are all multi, multi, millionaires, who effectively all go along with the Illuminati, and have sold their souls to the New World Order. If required, they will all support the agendas of the NWO, and lead their millions of followers to do so. Tens-of-millions of Americans have been inoculated from the truth of God's Word, and the truth in general, by false prophets. It's not what they say that is so deadly, it's WHAT THEY DON'T SAY!!! 2nd Timothy 4:3, “For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears.” Whereas Joel Osteen says something good is going to happen to you, the Holy Bible says that you're going to spend eternity burning in the fires of Hell if you don't get born-again!!! Joel Osteen is a disgrace to Christ, America and the clergy!

Neo-evangelicals don't care about Biblical separation from the sinful world. They don't care about mixed bathing between the sexes. Boys and girls ought not see each other in their underwear!!! It is sinful. It doesn't surprise me that this abortion-loving, child-murdering, adulterous, pleasure-seeking, obese, irresponsible generation would laugh and scoff at such Biblical preaching! Isaiah 45:9, “Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?” Most people today are striving with God. They are fighting against their Creator! Not me brother! I'm far from perfect, but I fear God! No human being can truly be happy who is not at peace in their soul with God, Who is the keeper of men's souls. It all begins by you becoming born-again, if you have never done so.

If America is going to be reached at all for God, it will be done by caring fundamentalist believers, and not by lackadaisical neo-evangelicals who don't care. It matters which Bible we use! I thank God for the trustworthy King James Bible. I CARE! The average neo-evangelical church member has a dozen different Bible versions on his bookshelf. I've seen them! The average neo-evangelical church has dozens of different Bible versions in the congregation on a typical Sunday morning! And yet, the ungodly pastors of those lukewarm churches won't say a single word of criticism against the corrupt Bible revisions, lest he offend someone with THE TRUTH!!! GET RIGHT WITH GOD YOU SORRY DEVIL!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 18 Comments [6/27/2016 3:18:38 AM]
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Quote# 120089

Lisa Moya · Goalkeeper at Portland Winterhawks
The bottom line is the brits want to maintain their national identity, and all the wealth that they have worked for, just like the citizens of the US.

Multiculturalism is failing in the US and Europe because the "forward thinking liberals" didn't think hard enough and invited people to share their proposed promised land who want their culture to be either dominant or the ONLY culture.

Islam has no place in a civilized democratic society. It's teaching are primitive and incompatible with western civilization. Just look at the world. It is a scourge to the earth. Speak up before it's too late.

The west can no longer afford to “split the pot” with everyone who wants a piece, especially with “refugees” from the Middle East. It’s too risky. America is struggling enough as it is. Most of us are making below living wage and just had our health insurance forcefully taken away. I make 60k per year and my healthcare is up to $400 per month; compare this to my $25/month car insurance (from Insurance Panda) or my $10/month renters insurance. Both private enterprise (take note, Obama). Do we really want our tax dollars aiding these terrorists?

It's not racist or islamophobia to want to live in a free nation established on Christian values and anyone that says so is bigoted against you. When they get the majority you can guarantee they will force sharia law upon you. That is what they are taught.


Lisa Moya, buzzfeed 14 Comments [6/27/2016 3:06:59 AM]
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Quote# 120088

The NRA might think arming drunken bar and nightclub patrons is a bad idea, but not everyone agrees.

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reports that Wisconsin State Rep. Bob Gannon (R-Slinger) has proposed a new bill called the “Disarmed Citizen Compensation Act” that seeks to actively punish businesses that don’t allow guns on their premises.

Specifically, the bill would force businesses that ban guns to pay triple damages to compensate anyone who is harmed by any gun violence that occurs on their properties.

“This bill will give the citizens of Wisconsin a better chance of defending themselves and their loved ones against this scourge of terrorist activity,” Gannon said in a press release.

But even if no shootings actually occur at businesses that ban guns, they will still be punished by the bill indirectly since their insurers will likely raise their rates in response to it.

Steve Baas, senior vice president for governmental affairs with Metropolitan Milwaukee Association of Commerce, told the Journal-Sentinel that he and his organization were not enthusiastic about Gannon’s proposal.

Specifically, he said that his members are generally “for tort reform and liability limits” and not liability increases.

Gannon, for what it’s worth, stepped into controversy earlier this year when he said Milwaukee’s black residents were an “anchor holding back the ship of state as far as jobs is concerned.” He also flipped off a Democratic State Rep. who called him out for his comments.

Bob Gannon, Raw Story 18 Comments [6/27/2016 3:06:53 AM]
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Quote# 120087

how to identify a witch


[How does one identify a witch, as accusing somebody even though they may be a suspect is a grave sin]
Like is there some rules? for example everybody will be nice but how can one identify or stay clear? like say somebody goes to jamat, or does zikr, or come to the mosque frequently does that rule them out? should we stay clear from the ones who have hasad - like if someone does not feel happy when you tell them some good news? but that could cause paranoia as that person is genuinely happy but just shocked at the good news.

A - one can do istikarrah and find out
B - stay away from the ones you see in a bad dream
C - show love to everybody as everybody is innocent in the court of Allah without any evidence and circumstantial evidence is not counted.

I was asked to avoid A as finding out there is no benefit. was told instead to pray salatual hajjah for protection and help. B i'm not sure as the dream could be a devil dream? or a trick from the witch to push me to somebody else? so i think C as they were only the means of the sihr as it was prescribed and decreed and only Allah can cure.

Your input would be great



I heard that they have backward facing feet, and that if you see one, just take of your pants (and underwear) and run as fast as you can.
I heard about the backwards feet thing too, and that they reside in the deep woods. my friend's relative (an elder) apparently saw one, and it was following him but disappeared after he recited ayatul kursi or some other dua.

but I didn't know witches existed, just jinns and shaytaan.
It won't necessarily be ineffective. I know my mom told me about "beggar" magicians who will steal your money with magic if you give them money. But they can't do the magic if you make the money touch their hand when giving it to them. We don't know how magic works so we wouldn't know why certain things work the way they do.
Or, it could be that one guy did that and the witch stopped chasing him and now they think that that's a thing
yeah, I doubt witches exist too since there is no Islamic talk on it at all, and I don't think they're mentioned in the Quran.

But I wanna test it out though

alternative trip, Ummah.com 22 Comments [6/27/2016 3:05:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak
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Quote# 120086

I have been cured many times yet there is someone who is constantly doing magic and not letting jinns leave my body who is very close member in family i saw him/her in dreams and what he/she was doing and who he/she is. The question is how much knowledge about jinns do YOU and others have if people or raqi can be of any help to me. Are you a believer that "there are jinns living among us" or those who seek a lot of help from jinns? Do you believe in that kind of people? And how jinns are protecting themselves from being revealed to humans and why Quran and religious things not working against them. How jinns are playing withe the humanity does anyone believe it. "The Prophet(PBUH) said do not believe in fire, the fire will eventually show its true color some day and same goes to things that are made of fire."

I have told him/her many times indirectly and directly to stop this kind of things and he/she is not listening. The jinni i got married to is in contact with me using jinns she is constantly doing magic on me i see her face in imagination as if she is speaking to me in person. I can also feel famine touch inside me as if i'm a female or someone inside me is acting and provoking me to act like female. I had read sura Al-Jinn many times to fight the jinns possessing me that is how i came to know many secrets of jinns. The jinns says that they can not live in human world they can not earn as human they are not allowed to do so by Allah and his Prophet(PBUH). For this the jinns has to steal things from humans they do this by stealing human body and heart. This is the case with me the jinns are stealing my ID from my heart and i can not feel my self. The jinns also tells me that they would earn and I would not earn, they would be happy and i will be sad, they live and i die no one cares about me and other blah blah things. i needed help to remove jinnati cures from me that is the reason why i have made this website and thread. I can feel a snake circle around me a white snake with hands which is called waswasa i saw it in my dream then i began to feel it in real. It tried to sqeeze me bit me many times and i also feel dizzy it is leeching my power and energy i feel it all the time. It also provokes me to worship the devil and jinns and get involve in all sort of haram things. The voices tells me that there are many people in the circle of family i belong to, who are seeking help from jinns. i never new untill i got married and trapped in the plot of devil and jinns and then the people around me began to reveal themselves by taunting me indirectly. I can call them mind readers.

doing ruqia is a bit difficult task for me specially when I'm under impression of ulta quran, Jinn or effect of spell. What i want to tell the world is that Jinns are here they are living as human being there are plenty of examples to understand them as a matter of fact there could be many among this forum who are one of the jinns. As long as they are here many schizofreniac people can not be healed why because the jinns living as human would do magic to them once again. Example no. 1. Iblis disguised as Sheikh Najdi to lure the kafirs toward the Prophet (PBUH).2. On the day of war of badar he disguised as another person. In Time of Suleman(A.S.) Sakhar the devil of sea deceived and claimed his throne for 40 days. I KNOW MANY JINNS LIVING AS HUMAN I HAVE SEEN THEM AND I KNOW THEIR FEW SECRETS BUT THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE REVEALED TO NORMAL HUMAN. Since 1994 to date jinns are trying to kidnap me i used to see them in dreams. I could never understood the meaning of my dreams just because i was a child now i have some understanding and knowledge of deen and world, my own research about jinns and some among the jinns who told me few secrets because they had to obey someone who is stoping them from harming me and othersI(The Jinns calls people like us a sacrifice, bali for jinns, scizofrenia people are just prey for jinns so that they could full the desire of revenge against human). I didn't sided the jinns they told me to worship jinns, follow dajjal he is also a jinn do kufar. I'm under heavy magic spell and jinnati possession. I'm just writing a simple demonstartion how things of hikmah what jinns told me spoke to me.

MS 321, ummah.com 6 Comments [6/27/2016 3:05:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak
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Quote# 120084

Speaking on his nightly television program, “al-Imam al-Tayyeb,” which is being broadcast during the holy month of Ramadan in Egypt, Sheik Ahmad Al-Tayyeb, the Grand Imam of Egypt’s renowned Sunni institute of learning, al-Azhar University, explained that atheists developed their opinions in the 18th century with some degree of politeness and respect toward those who believe in God but contemporary atheists, particularly after the events of September 11, have declared war against all religions, especially Islam.

He added that one of the major causes of the spread of irreligiosity and atheism in the Islamic world is that some Muslim youth do not have the support for firm thinking and belief and cannot assess what they hear, especially since those who spread atheism spread their ideas with simple and comprehensible explanations for the youth.

“Experts in psychology and large financial institutions support these ideas and the danger of these institutions is that their ideas can be considered as the weapons of the West,” he stressed.

In another part of his speech, Sheik Ahmad Al-Tayyeb said that some so-called international human rights organizations are trying to support Muslim apostates. “We think this phenomenon is an abuse of religious freedom and at the same time, those who have not declared their apostasy from Islam are not considered threats to the Islamic community,” he said.

He added that some European countries have also opened the way for sexual freedoms which are hated and uncomfortable in the Islamic world.

In conclusion, the Grand Imam of al-Azhar urged the Muslim community to take action to end the phenomenon of atheism and said that the only way to end irreligiosity and atheism is to disseminate correct religious knowledge in schools and universities and to have theological and philosophical courses in our universities taught to students in order to ensure the culture of society against deviant thoughts.

Sheikh Ahmad al-Tayyeb, AhlulBayt News Agency 17 Comments [6/27/2016 3:03:39 AM]
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Quote# 120082

This is a Picture of the Chicago Skyline taken from Grand Mere State Park in Stevensville across Lake Michigan 60 Miles Away ....

If we are on a "Ball", with a circumference of 25,000 miles ---

Spherical geometry proves the following elevation loss in all directions from a fixed point observer on a sphere with a 25,000 mile circumference:

1 mile - 8 inches
2 miles - 32 inches
3 miles - 6 feet
4 miles - 10 feet
5 miles - 16 feet
6 miles - 24 feet
7 miles - 32 feet
8 miles - 42 feet
9 miles - 54 feet
10 miles - 66 feet
20 miles - 266 feet
30 miles - 600 feet
40 miles - 1066 feet
50 miles - 1666 feet
60 miles - 2400 feet
70 miles - 3266 feet
80 miles - 4266 feet
90 miles - 5400 feet
100 miles - 6666 feet

That means Chicago should be 2400 Feet BELOW the Horizon (Technically, the Sears Tower is 1454 Feet so...it should still be out of sight by 1,000 feet). Errrr, can somebody please tell me What in The World is going on here ?? :think:

Is this a Mirage? :blink:

And btw, I have another 2,000 examples with most FURTHER than 60 Miles!

So if the Earth is 'spinning' @ 465 meters/second from West to East (1,000 miles an hour) and you're taking a flight from San Diego to New York @ 500 miles per hour, how do you reach your destination before the destination comes screaming up @ 500 miles per hour from your "6" , pray tell??

So if the Earth is 'spinning' @ 465 meters/second from West to East (~ 1,000 miles an hour) --- if I wanted to travel from New York to San Diego 2425 Miles, why shouldn't I just get in a Helicopter/Hot Air Balloon and "Hover" for 2.4 Hours ?? :gotcha:

If your premise (rotflol hysterically, btw) that the atmosphere is also 'spinning' @ the same speed as the Earth: then, please elucidate the mechanism by which the atmosphere is attached to the Earth; I will Accept VELCRO!! :laugh_point:

In your explanation, please Identify the Exact Location where this Atmosphere --- traveling @ 465 meters/second, KISSES the Vacuum of Space !!! Show the Fire Works !!!!!

So if the Earth is 'spinning' @ 465 meters/second from West to East and I shoot a Cannon Ball straight up in the air here in Missoura and it takes 15 seconds to land ---- it should land 7,000 meters (4 Miles) to the West ??


Next, can you show Pigs Flying.....?

Can anyone post One Fairytale Picture of The Earth from 'Space' that's not a Composite (aka: Computer Generated Photoshop Fiasco?? And then, let's take a look @ the various "Pictures" for a Compare and Contrast!!!

Get ready to face Cognitive Dissonance in a BIG WAY!! I promise an utterly Awesome Realization... on the other side. thumbsup.gif

Many years ago, I thought I ferreted out the lions share of THE LIES... then @ the request of friends, I dropped it.

I didn't realize how far it went. More importantly, I didn't take GOD @ HIS WORD!!! That ends here and now.


Enoch 2021, Evolution Fairytale Forum 20 Comments [6/27/2016 3:03:25 AM]
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Quote# 120081

White worship shouldn't be a problem but it still remains in East Asia. Where as in Southeast Asia the women there are straight up gold digging their way out of poverty with some self-hate in the process. It's really the fault of Asian culture for not putting a leash on their women from mingling with men of other races. They can acquire some tips from Islamic culture in their methods to deal with women who go on interracial relationships.

Cartoonfan3, Reddit - r/aznidenrity 7 Comments [6/27/2016 3:03:07 AM]
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Quote# 120078

The Twenty Firsters think the source of the problem is the lack of characters in popular literature who represent minorities, and, in the case of superheroes or other longstanding characters, the lack of actresses or minority characters portraying roles originally depicted as male or white. I have heard this conclusion announced on many, many an occasion, but never once with the alleged chain of reasoning upon which it is based mentioned, so I am in no position to judge its soundness, or even judge whether it even attempts to be sound.

So to solve the imaginary problem of a lack of minorities playing white character roles, and the even more imaginary problem of violations of the civil rights of those who commit acts of sexual deviance, our elite class has taken it upon themselves to use the popular culture, first, to benumb us to sexual deviance until we all think (or pretend to think) it is licit, healthy, and normal, and, second, to use the popular culture to have blacks play white characters. As I said, the point of this escapes me: the effect is to make us acutely conscious of their skin color, and ever more acutely aware (and, for our weaker members, resentful) of the special privileges shown the protected classes who enjoy antidiscrimination privileges under our laws.


Again, on THE ARROW, when a nine-months pregnant woman and the father of her child visit the obstetrician’s office, the doctor cheerfully and understandably refers to the father as ‘your husband’ and the man immediately says ‘boyfriend’ and the woman ‘ex-husband’ and the doctor simply smiles, as if neither of these conditions were shameful or questionable, as if it were not shocking, not appalling, not gravely morally repugnant, and not unthinkably stupid to bring a baby into this world without the father and mother being married to each other.


In one particularly egregious episode of LEGENDS OF TOMORROW, our mixed-race and mixed-sexual-normalcy team visits 1950. The white male who likes certain features of the time, such as the low crime rate and fundamental goodness and decency of all and sundry, is not only browbeaten and humiliated by the scolding, scalding sneering teammates, they tell him that Blacks were mistreated in this era, as were women, as were persons suffering from disordered sexual appetites. Of course all this is an outrageous lie (most black families were intact back then, and, while it is true that in the Democrat controlled areas of the country, blacks had separate schools, bathrooms, and drinking fountains from whites, it is also true that bastardy, single-mom households, gangbanging, drug abuse, and black-on-black violence was not the norm for the vast majority of blacks) and of course the designated white male punching bag, who is a hero in every other scene of this hero squad story, here just ducks his head and looks sheepish. It is yet another reaction which is forced, stiff, absurd, and violates basic psychology 101 hence basic storytelling 101.

John C. Wright, John C. Wright's journal 9 Comments [6/27/2016 3:02:03 AM]
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Quote# 120076

There are numerous ways to know that the King James Bible is truly God's Word:

1.It's the Bible which built America's churches and has stood the test of time.

2.The KJB came before all these modern imposters.

3.The KJB is the soul-winner's Bible.

4.All modern Bibles come from Westcott and Hort's 1881 Greek and Rudolph Kittel's Hebrew (but not the KJB).

5.The KJB is the one that queers, heretics and ecumenicals hate and attack.

6.The KJB is not copyrighted. All modern versions are copyrighted so the publishers can exclusively profit.

7.Only the KJB contains italics, put there by the translators because they were so honest in their work. These are words added for clarity. The translators wanted us to know that these words were not original. None of the modern versions are that honest.

8.Only the KJB maintains the authoritativeness of God's Word. All modern versions read like comic books.

9.Only the KJB teaches the simplicity that is in Christ concerning salvation. All the new versions teach Lordship Salvation.

10.Only the KJB crowd believes in a word-for-word preserved Bible. All modern heretics claim only the original autographs were word-for-word accurate. They say that every Bible is a flawed Bible today, and we don't have even one perfect Holy Bible.

Sadly, the integrity and purity of God's Word doesn't matter to today's apostate ministers. They're so boggled-down with administrating the church that they have lost sight of what really matters... TRUTH!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 15 Comments [6/27/2016 3:01:56 AM]
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Quote# 120074

[ Is it okay to have opposite-sex friends if you're exclusively dating someone?
I just recently talked to the girl I'm seeing about maintaining opposite-sex friendships if our relationship gets more serious. I have a few close female friends since university days and I'm wondering if it is okay to keep contact with them even if my relationship to the current girl I'm seeing gets more serious. However, she thinks it is a bad idea because things can get slippery. Any opinions?

micky_x:-: If you can see yourself being with this girl for a very long time I would suggest you do as she says.
Most of you would say no don't give up your friends. But your friends should be the ones to understand the situation.

Girls, you can keep depending yourself and saying you won't get jealous if your man was best friends with another girl who you know is a lot prettier than you, but when it really comes down to it, you're dying inside. You're constantly wondering what their doing. And your friends will constantly ask you if you're okay with that. Trust me. If you want someone, fight for it. Do as they say. & if you lose your friends because of her, then they weren't your friends to start with.
Been there, done that. Get over it. If your friends don't understand your situation and if your life depends on your friends, then don't get a girlfriend.
& if your a girl, giving your man space to hang out with his "guy" friends is better than giving him space to hang with his "girl" friends.You really honestly think your man wont leave you if you keep allowing him to just go off and meet girls? Pshh. Good luck with that.

NONE.LIKEYOU : No in my case. I'm not going to outright demand someone I'm dating to stop talking to all his girl friends, but you can bet that my flags are going off and that I'll be super alert to how he acts and what he says to those friends. Call me suspicious, untrusting, paranoid, but with my understanding of female-male relationships (especially at this age), there's no such thing as close friends or exes who are on good terms. So, yes, I'd be the "over possessive" type in that I would be highly uncomfortable with my boyfriend speaking regularly to a recent ex, or having girl friends that are highly emotionally compatible with him. The fact that she voiced it out to you (in my opinion) shows that she trusts you enough to let you see this more vulnerable, insecure side to her that is typically not regarded as 'attractive'. It's not chic or cool to be jealous, but I have the feeling that most of us are more sensitive than we act.

Of course, this is just how I see it. But that's my answer for you: it's not really okay,

micky_x:- , NONE.LIKEYOU, soompi 17 Comments [6/26/2016 6:57:06 AM]
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Quote# 120073

• On the Pokemon rules website it states, "Carry your Pokmon with you, and you're ready for anything! You've got the power in your hands, so use it!"
• One observer of children playing the game said the children would afterwards mimic the game by summoning the Pokemon to attack others. This is occultic.
• Pokemon are summoned to do battle and to protect. This is equivalent to sorcery.
• Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water are frequent elemental themes found in Pagan religions, witchcraft, and Wicca, and are used heavily in Pokemon.

The spiritual side of the world is real. There are spiritual elements and demonic forces at work, whose purpose is to lead astray and destroy:

"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places," (Eph. 6:12).

The enemy is powerful and cunning. The only light we have is the Bible, and we need to follow it and not give ourselves or our children into the hands of those who would introduce occultic principles in a role-playing game. Again, the Bible says...

"But the Spirit explicitly says that in later times some will fall away from the faith, paying attention to deceitful spirits and doctrines of demons," (1 Tim. 4:1).

There is nothing wrong with children having fun and using their imaginations, but when that fun involves the occult it is dangerous. As Christians, we should be very concerned about what our children are involved in since they can be so easily influenced. They don't need the influence of the occult or evolutionary theory to help them towards Christ. They need the truth.

You are over-reacting

Addendum - two months later:

This article has generated some interesting responses. I've been called delusional, bigoted, paranoid, and one who contributes to the decline of society because of my intolerant comments about an innocent and fun child's game. One mother, who claimed to be a Christian, emailed me with heavy complaints and accusations and sought to justify her actions in encouraging her children to watch Pokemon. Well, that is her prerogative.

Have I changed my opinion? Not at all. Am I delusional, bigoted, paranoid, and a contributor to social decay? I certainly hope not. And from what I see in God's word and from what I have seen in Pokemon, I still stand on what I have said.

I expect people to not like it when their comfort zone is rattled, when I don't tote the secular line and salute to "harmless children's games," even when they teach occultism. By the way, I told the Christian mother that the Lord will hold her accountable for how her children are raised. I asked her if she wants to continue to encourage her children to play with cards that teach casting spells, evolution, and controlling forces to do your bidding. She emailed me back and called me some names.

Others have simply assumed a non-Christian perspective and made judgments about me and this article from their non-Christian point of view. That isn't a problem. They are entitled to their opinions, as am I.

Is Pokemon good? I don't think so. Does it contribute to impressionable children accepting occult ideas? Yes, it does.

Matt Slick, CARM 22 Comments [6/26/2016 6:51:33 AM]
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Quote# 120072

(On the Rapture)

(willowtree: I would only want to see the good part. Not the killings, torture, beheadings,etc. Otherwise, I would cry a lot and there are no more tears in heaven. (sad face) )

lilies of the field: (in response to willowtree) Heaven will be pure bliss, so why would we want to be wrapped up with what is happening here when at long last we will be in the presence of the Lord? I can understand curiosity, such as seeing who the anti-Christ is and watching events unfold, but watching what goes on on earth, at any point in time, let alone during the tribulation, would be looking upon incredible sin. When I am finally shed of my sin nature, due to God's grace, I won't be wanting to be looking upon it down here. I just want to behold God's glory!

lilies of the field, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [6/26/2016 6:51:13 AM]
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