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Quote# 63373

If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.

If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.

Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.

Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).

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Planets don't EXIST, if the sun's light could reach ten's of millions of miles passed Earth reaching Mars no-body would be getting any rest at night, there would still be light, and there would be no GOD

Punisher, godlikeproductions 97 Comments [6/21/2009 1:01:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Dudely

Quote# 76896

Genetics is the satanic science" if you wish to call it that. Nothing is more proven of this in the last harry potter (propaganda) film, when you can see in the opening scene, which features Young Harry Potter first talking he mimes "fucking n*ggers" I was shocked by this, but if you play the sound backwards, and his speech he openly declares his love for "Satan's cock" don't just take my word for it. reverse Potter's statemtent 32 minutes and 23 seconds in to the film the fourth film. Coincidence i don't think so.
Black "friend" is merely of the homosexual Hogwarts buddies, purely use him as a tool for sexual deviance (interracial orgies), same goes for Emma watson, the filthy whore of babylon. Again this can be linked back to satanism unfortunly

Personally i wouldn't allow any children near this shit, its almost as bad as Scooby doo (the obvious sexual connotation there, and street slang used for when homosexuals gather in californian parks in the summer time and eat their faeces.

Also remember, it reaches are subliminals, and sub concious mind when they only have gatherings and events which mainly consist of white people. Think about it. Satanic black masses, most homosexuals are in fact white men, church services, the police and military ... The white male institutions are spearheading the NWO and domination of the human spirit.

cpfc12, DavidIcke.com 74 Comments [10/13/2010 3:29:25 AM]
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Quote# 72700

[It's a FSTDT-CSTDT-RSTDT trifecta! Be sure to look at the whole thing.]

"We wonder today if there are people alive today who have the same bloodline factor that Jesus (Yashua) was born with and I SAY YES. They represent about 10% of the global populations and can be found primarily in the United State but on all continents as well."

"These descendents have a rare blood factor and have prehistoric ancestors that can be found when we track back to an area in the world known as the “Garden.” These original people groups on earth were what we refer to today as the original Scandinavian race. Believe it or not, the oldest mummies all over the world had blonde hair, which also tells us that our original ancestors were Scandinavians. I mean all of us. It does not matter what color your skin is today, all of your original ancestors on earth were Scandinavian."

[It goes on...]



Myron Holter, holybloodline.blogspot.com 44 Comments [5/3/2010 12:28:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Mira

Quote# 86074

[On Gifford shooting]

WHAT IF….

…..this was not a coincidence. What if, Gabrielle Gifford was, without her knowledge, used as unwilling pawn in a perfidy game for political pocket change, for blood libel? [b[What if[/b] they did the same with Loughner? What if both Gifford and Rolls have been equally target; Gifford to be injured in order to use her as poster girl against the Tea party and Rolls to shut him down on his lawsuit. And what if the other victims were unplanned unfortunate collateral damage caused by a “gone-wild” Jared Lee Loughner.

History is full of assassins used by governments and Intelligence Services accepting a certain amount of collateral damage.

The more I think about this the more I come to the conclusion that Sarah Palin was and is the only person that looked through this deviant plan by calling it what it was: BLOOD LIBEL.



CALL ME CRAZY; CALL ME WEIRD
BUT IT IS A THEORY


tclehner, From the Mind of Tom Lehner 68 Comments [2/16/2012 5:34:12 AM]
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Submitted By: truthinScience

Quote# 67329

You know, I think I need to pen a post regarding the fact that slavery actually never existed in the United States. Did you all know that African-Americans descend from African immigrants who arrived in North America during the 16th century after a famine in Africa forced them to find more fertile lands? It's true. Apparently, this nonsense about slavery and the so-called "Civil Rights" movement of the 1960s was a complete sham, orchestrated by a small minority of extremist Afro-Americans bent on world domination.

I'm telling you - I've met with a couple of African Americans who told me all about this. And what they told me just flew in the face of everything I've ever read in history books, etc. Really incredible that there actually never was a single slave in either North or South America.


Anatasio Blanco, babalu 51 Comments [11/6/2009 10:34:13 AM]
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Quote# 89685

[On how viruses were supposedly invented by Jews in order to kill off non-Jews]

The technology for genetic manipulation has been around since the pyramids were built. I agree jews are not exactly smart, just manipulative and underhanded, but most viruses didn’t show up until the late 1700's to early 1800's at best. Yes, they were fully capable of creating these things at that time.

Viruses are NOT living things, and do NOT reproduce in nature. A virus needs a host to reproduce. A virus can not move or do anything on it’s own. In fact, a virus wouldn’t do anything if YOUR CELLS did not reproduce it and run it’s instruction set. On that note, viruses are nothing more than a set of instructions. They are a non-living strand of DNA/RNA wrapped in a protein with a specific delivery vector. They have absolutely zero reason to exist in nature, and did not exist until man (or non-human jews) created them and released them on mankind.

Subverted Nation (Adam Austin), Subverted Nation 24 Comments [9/21/2012 3:16:14 AM]
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Quote# 62379

[One can look at the land masses today and see that they can go together to form a single land mass.]

That's a lie - Scientists shrink the continent of Africa by 40% to make it fit the one land mass theory! Scientists will twist and turn anything to suit their agenda and gain a good pat on the back from the fellow contempories! Satan at work again.

sissco, ThEndTimes 86 Comments [5/17/2009 6:34:02 AM]
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Quote# 79241

I believe there are actually two, identical moons that rotate the earth, one exactly opposite the other. The Moon actually orbits at half the speed we think it is and is closer than we believe. That is why we get TWO TIDES per day and not just the one we would get if there were just one moon.

http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/...two-moons.html

There is actually one real moon (that the astronauts landed on) and a fake spaceship moon, positioned at exactly the opposite side of the earth. That is why we never see two moons at once.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?clien...L5CJhQfj84DICg



manonthemoon, DavidIcke.com 56 Comments [2/4/2011 4:43:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Elliott W.

Quote# 79475

It's really quite hilarious to see this unfold: Homeopathy skeptics and vicious Big Pharma attack dogs are running around the globe in ludicrous demonstrations where they consume huge doses of homeopathic remedies in public and then claim that because they don't die of an "overdose," these medicines therefore don't work.

Notice that they never consume their own medicines in large doses? Chemotherapy? Statin drugs? Blood thinners? They wouldn't dare drink those. In fact, today I'm challenging the homeopathic skeptics and other medical fundamentalists to a "drink-a-thon" test to see which medicines will kill you faster. But we'll get to that in a minute...

Mike Adams, Natural News 48 Comments [2/19/2011 4:15:54 AM]
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Quote# 79753

[On Obama and environmentalism.]

Furthermore, I'm starting to wonder if Obama likes to use the word "green" a lot as a signal to his Muslim followers. Green is the Muslim color. It's on some of their flags and if you watch the uprisings, you will see a lot of green. Obama likes to say we should go "green" and cut "pork" projects. The muzzies love that schumer.

It seems to me that Obama and his minions are trying to stir up rebellions in every country. Then he can swoop in and save the world.

Jodie, Moonbattery 38 Comments [3/1/2011 4:55:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 74559

Look, even Power Rangers knew the truth of Reptilians and tried to teach kids about it:

The "Green Ranger" has a reptilian costume and his giant robot is the reptile. He's dedicated to tricking the heroes that he's on their side but he's obviously evil to the viewer. He eventually comes out in the open as pure evil.

It's not just a show about people in silly costumes, they're trying to tell you something.

penpencilpaper, Indigo Society 61 Comments [7/20/2010 8:22:39 PM]
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Quote# 74098

I personally believe that UFO sightings which are not accountable for under natural causes or of earthly construction are demonic. In the case of visible sightings of physical air/space crafts, why are the pilots of these crafts, (if they are occupied that is,) so very consistently illusive? If they are occupied by intelligent, higher order beings from within, (or even perhaps from without,) our galaxy, then they of necessity possess an impressive degree of profound intelligence, so then why are they not acting intelligently with us? They obviously are aware that they are at the 3'rd planet from our sun (!!!), and must surely also know that we know that they are here, so why continue to play this childish game of hide and seek as though they were still trying to keep their presence here a secret, when it should be clear to them by now that their presence has long been known? They seem to, (at times at least,) allow for their crafts to be visibly seen by humanity over populated areas, while almost never allowing the occupants themselves to be seen....why? Why do they almost invariably allow for the crafts to be seen but not the operators of those crafts? If they were manned by spirits from hell though, this terrible possibility would instantly explain for their reluctance to have what is inside of the crafts identified. And, from what I have learned so far of how demons operate in general...they all tend to be very, very illusive, and for a very good reason.

hlaltimus, christianforums 59 Comments [7/1/2010 3:08:19 AM]
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Quote# 65067

The Sickening Facts About Obamacare

#1) A National Health identification card will be issued to all Americans.

#2) You can keep your current doctor IF the government medical boards allow it.

#3) You can keep your current insurance IF your insurance company does not go out of business because they can't compete with the new government-backed alternative.

#4) Virtually everywhere you find nationalized health care around the world, you find very substantial health care rationing. It will be the same under Obamacare.

#5) Just like in the U.K. and Canada, government bureaucrats will decide who gets care and who doesn't, and therefore they will often decide who lives and who dies.

#6) If the government does allow you to get care, in order to control costs government bureaucrats (and not your doctor) will decide what treatment you will get for your condition. If they decide the treatment you need is not "cost-efficient" then you are sore out of luck.

#7) The bureaucracy required to run Obamacare will be a nightmare of unprecednted magnitude and it will quickly send federal deficits into the stratosphere.

#8) Obamacare will FORCE Americans to get health insurance. If you do not get health insurance you will be subjected to extremely heavy fines.

#9) It has been confirmed that elective abortion will be covered for all Americans. Because this is what health care is all about now - eugenics.

Revelation1412, RR 129 Comments [8/22/2009 2:30:13 PM]
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Quote# 85486

Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA’s time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970’s, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama’s background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama’s participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.

According to Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings, in Summer 1980 they attended a three-week factual seminar about Mars to prepare them for trips that were then later taken to Mars via teleportation. The course was taught by remote viewing pioneer Major Ed Dames, who was then serving as a scientific and technical intelligence officer for the U.S. Army. It was held at The College of the Siskiyous, a small college near Mt. Shasta in California.

They state that ten teenagers were enrolled in the Mars training program. In addition to Basiago and Stillings, two of the eight other teenagers in Major Dames’ class that they can identify today were Barack Obama, who was then using the name “Barry Soetoro,” and Regina Dugan, who Mr. Obama appointed the 19th director and first female director of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in 2009.

As many as seven parents of the ten students, all with ties to the CIA, audited the class. They included Raymond F. Basiago, an engineer for The Ralph M. Parsons Company who was the chief technical liaison between Parsons and the CIA on Tesla-based teleportation; Thomas Stillings, an operations analyst for the Lockheed Corporation who had served with the Office of Naval Intelligence; and Mr. Obama’s mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, who carried out assignments for the CIA in Kenya and Indonesia.

From 1981 to 1983, the young attendees then went on to teleport to Mars via a “jump room” located in a building occupied by Hughes Aircraft at 999 N. Sepulveda Boulevard in El Segundo, California, adjacent to the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).

[...]

When they then first teleported to Mars in Summer 1981, the young Mars visitors confronted the situation that Major Dames had covered at length during the class the previous summer – that one of their principal concerns on Mars would be to avoid being devoured by one of the predator species on the Martian surface, some of which they would be able to evade, and some of which were impossible to evade if encountered.

Alfred Lambremont Webre, Exopolitics 40 Comments [1/9/2012 4:01:28 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid

Quote# 80071

CNN deliberately doesn't tell you what direction Japan moved because if they did it would falsify Plate Tectonics.

Oil Is Mastery, Oilismastery.blogspot.com 44 Comments [3/17/2011 4:47:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeffery Keown

Quote# 88759

This information about hair has been hidden from the public since the Viet Nam War...

...Hair is an extension of the nervous system, it can be correctly seen as exteriorized nerves, a type of highly evolved 'feelers' or 'antennae' that transmit vast amounts of important information to the brain stem, the limbic system, and the neocortex.

Not only does hair in people, including facial hair in men, provide an information highway reaching the brain, hair also emits energy, the electromagnetic energy emitted by the brain into the outer environment. This has been seen in Kirlian photography when a person is photographed with long hair and then rephotographed after the hair is cut.

C. Young, Sign of The Times 38 Comments [8/5/2012 3:54:14 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 78040

I'm starting to believe that those Tibetan Monks are sellouts, just like The Hopi people. Flame me for this comment, but I feel that it is a valid one. For goodness sakes, these monks, they know the way to Shamballah, and that are keeping their lips sealed to the masses, but they make back door deals with genocidal psychopaths like Hitler and Stalin. How else do you think Hitler found out about the hollow earth, and the antigravity bell? Tibetans told him, in exchange for gold.

Everything we see, is planned, already in the works.

leira7, AboveTopSecret.com 40 Comments [12/15/2010 12:29:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Lolwut?

Quote# 86343

Arpaio on Thursday unveiled preliminary results of an investigation, conducted by members of his volunteer cold-case posse, into the authenticity of President Barack Obama's birth certificate, a controversy that has been widely debunked but which remains alive in the eyes of some conservatives.

At a news conference, Arpaio said the probe revealed that there was probable cause to believe Obama's long-form birth certificate released by the White House in April is a computer-generated forgery. He also said the selective service card completed by Obama in 1980 in Hawaii also was most likely a forgery.

"We don't know who the perpetrators are of these documents," Arpaio said, although he said he doesn't think the president forged the documents.

Earlier, the 79-year-old Republican sheriff defended his need to spearhead such an investigation after nearly 250 people connected to an Arizona tea party group requested one last summer.

"I'm not going after Obama," said Arpaio, who has criticized the president's administration for cutting off his federal immigration powers and conducting a civil rights investigation of his office. "I'm just doing my job."

Joe Arpaio, Huffington Post 57 Comments [3/7/2012 6:00:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Brendan Rizzo

Quote# 76201

Christianity from its very inception was and is nothing more than a program. The agenda of this program is for the destruction of Aryan peoples (descended from the God known as "Satan") using occult powers, and for the eventual enslavement of all remaining races with the top Jews in total control. The Jews have been using black magick against the Gentiles who have been powerless to fight back, for centuries. This knowledge was forcefully and systematically removed from Aryan peoples by the "Inquisition" where Aryan priests and spiritual leaders such as the Druids and many others were tortured to death and murdered en masse. The White race suffered the most with the "witch trials" where entire villages were nearly wiped out in Europe, namely Germany.

*Any Gentile who erroneously believes or even argues that the Jews are not a race, needs a serious reality check. The Jewish reptilian genes are passed onto Jewish offspring from a Jewish mother. Orthodox Jews only recognize Jews being born of a Jewish mother as legitimate Jews. We have heard of "half Jews" "quarter jews" "part jews" but one does not state "I am a half Catholic" or how about a quarter Lutheran, or maybe "part Muslim" "or that there is some 'Buddhist blood' in the family. Also, as George Lincoln Rockwell once stated- "You can draw a picture of a Jew, but you can't draw a picture of a Catholic or a Protestant."

Maxine Dietrich (AKA Andrea Herrington), The Black Sun 666 73 Comments [9/21/2010 5:20:48 AM]
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Quote# 81378

Hey - smirk at Trump all you want. But if it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Yeah, I’m serious.

If it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Responsibility2nd, Free Republic 38 Comments [5/19/2011 3:54:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 87183

M: Those who have been programmed have a locked-in three-year-old mindset which is the core of the programming. Say they’re eighteen or twenty years old and somebody comes up and knows the signal or says the code word to call out the three-year-old core. The person then goes into the three-year-old state to be sodomized, then the sodomites program into their minds what they want to program in, and when that person wakes up they probably don’t even remember that anything happened. Basically, a person reverts back to the three year old to be a total victim to the sodomy.

There are many ramifications of this. If you read the book by Cathy O’Brien, she says that a high-level politician gave her messages to take to the King of Saudi Arabia. The politician would access her sex alter, repeat the message, bring her out of that sex alter, ship her overseas, and when she got there the King would access her sex alter and get the message word for word from the high-level politician and return an answer. That basically is a picture -- she didn’t say it was sodomy but that’s what they do. Sodomy puts them into a trance where you can program in directly to the subconscious memory file without any interference of the conscious mind. Sodomy is what puts the person into that state where you can do it. They might even get them so highly programmed that they can just say the word or repeat the code.

Marion Knox, Whale 36 Comments [5/1/2012 6:06:26 PM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 78743

If this FEMA stuff is just conspiracy theory bunk, then why would a mainstream publication like Popular Mechanics even spend any time debunking it? Sounds more fishy than the Gulf Oil torpedo attack, I mean spill.

SavageNation, Popular Mechanics 49 Comments [1/13/2011 4:32:20 AM]
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Quote# 83654

The Homosexuality Agenda The goal is to have a population of at least fifty percent homosexuals whilst the rest are majority bi-sexual. This will be achievable without civilization collapse as kids of Saturn will be created in the laboratory replacing children of God. This all ties into the Papal Nobility Hermetic mind frames. All in a H.G Wells free-love society. These Satanic creatures want rid of the idea of sexes just the same as they wish to remove the idea of race, nationality, individuality etc. Until forced sterilization and eventual creation of a new genetic modified being, homosexuality aids in curbing the population growth in line with the 'Global 2000' report needs whilst needing a source of kids due to lack of breeding. Study groups like the Department of Justice Pride.

The Unhived Mind, The Unhived Mind 28 Comments [9/7/2011 3:24:39 AM]
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The "Too Batshit for Conservapedia Award"

Quote# 82878

Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian, widely blamed for the deaths of at least 93 people in Norway on July 22, 2011. Michael Savage and others have pointed out that it is very unlikely that this is the case, however, as the official story from the Socialistic government doesn't add up, convincing many that this is a false flag operation and actually the work of Muslim terrorists. Evidence for this includes a Muslim terrorist organization claiming credit, the unlikelihood of two separate attacks in two distant areas being carried out by one person on the same day, the fact that this attack has all the hallmarks of Muslim terrorists, and the fact that Christian conservatives never do this sort of thing. Many see this as a set up, possibly to be used as an excuse to crack down on Christianity and conservatism in one of the world's most liberal countries. More mysterious is why they would work so hard to defend the Muslims who are probably responsible for these atrocities. It is likely that, in the leftist style of Neville Chamberlain, they are trying to appease terrorists by exonerating them from blame, in the vain hope they will not repeat such unspeakable acts.

AngusT, Conservapedia 36 Comments [7/28/2011 3:20:18 AM]
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Quote# 74105

OCCULT PORN KING

Walt [Disney] grew up fascinated with the occult and in an abusive home situation. He was fascinated with cartoons, nature and children. He had an intuitive sense for quality cartoons that would appeal to children. At some point, the syndicate got him indebted to them. At that point he was their man. He owed them a debt that they held over him. In secret, Walt became a porn king. A victim remembers that he was sadistic and enjoyed snuff porn films. His interest in children was far from altruistic. The Hapsburgs of the 13th Illuminati bloodline had a sex salon in Vienna, where a porn photographer named Felix Salten worked. Felix Salten wrote a book Bambi, which was then translated into English by the infamous communist Whittaker Chambers. The elite were just beginning to form the roots for today’s environmental movement.

...

Disney has the appearance of Wholesomeness; this appearance is quite deceptive. A close study of Disney cartoons will reveal lots of violence that could not be depicted if the violence was actually real life & not animation. It’s the wholesome front which is one of the deceptions that makes Disney cartoons & films so dangerous. Yes, the image of Disney has been that its cartoons are wholesome. No wonder Illuminati mind-control programmers have laughed at how naive the American public is toward Disney. The Disney Gargoyles cartoons are a television series that is pure demonology. The story line is that a race of demons protects New York City. One of the Gargoyles is even named Demona. The Illuminati programmers are amazed at how stupid the masses of people are, and how easily deceived.

Fritz Springmeier, The Watcher Files 34 Comments [7/1/2010 3:08:36 AM]
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Quote# 72716

[If you sort the comments from oldest to newest, this will be at the bottom of page 11]

Noah's ark being on Mount Ararat is nothing new. There is that supposed top secret photo that the U.S. Government kept hidden of the ark being there, largely covered in ice and captured by a spy satellite camera. Moreover, other explorers over the years have claimed the same location of the ark. But this appears to be the first major and highly funded research project - outside any government - to finally disclose what many have known for a long time. As to The Great Flood being the result of divine intervention is concerned, I am not buying it. A much more likely scenario and one backed up by growing archeological evidence, is that the flood was caused by a holocaust stemming from an ancient nuclear war between the Anunnaki and the Atalans (Atlanteans). The latter lost due to the much more powerful antimatter weapons of the Anunnaki; causing not only The Great Flood, which is documented in various ancient cultures, but also worldwide earthquakes and the tilting of the planetary axis.

paulrichard, Fox News 47 Comments [5/3/2010 3:41:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter

Quote# 64134

Libraries are a nice "end." I think libraries are great. But ends cannot be divorced from means. And the means of any public library is tax dollars -- dollars that were extorted under the principle of "Your money or your life." Pay your tax or go to jail. Nothing about them is free. Understand that while the driving force of the private sector is the creation of value, the driving force of libraries is the destruction of value. People are forced, if not at the point of a gun, then at the threat of the point of the gun, to pay for libraries whether or not they want to. And the difference between what they wanted to buy with their money and the library that they are forcibly stuck with is a destruction of value. Not only that, but the difference between the excellent private libraries that would probably exist if the market weren't flooded by inferior government libraries is a further loss of value.

Public libraries, as institutions that destroy value, destroy in some small way our ability to live our lives to the fullest. They represent houses of death and should be spat upon and cursed in the most creative language possible.

Public libraries are a scourge because they masquerade as a benevolent government program, a program that seemingly only the most extreme radical could oppose. Educate the public. Provide "free" books, movies, CDs, and Internet connections to anyone who wants or needs them. Provide reference material and disseminate knowledge to the public. Combat illiteracy. In short, public libraries supposedly better society and make the world a nicer place for everyone. And if public libraries are so great, then why not a public "this" or public "that," by extension?

Public libraries are at the heart of statism and the destruction of individual rights. They embody the premise that government can create value. But force cannot create. Wealth cannot be legislated. The truth is that aside from protecting individual rights, government can do nothing but destroy value at the point of the gun.

Jeff Landauer, Rebirth of Reason 77 Comments [7/20/2009 6:20:43 AM]
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Quote# 81726

You obviously don't know a thing about modern mind control. It is not done using satellites or radio broadcasts. Not directly anyways. That is obsolete technology and the old standby of aluminum foil shielding is useless. Now it is done using subliminal messages in your cell phones combined with minute doses of psychotropic molecules that readily bind to acetylcholine receptors. The agents are ingested and absorbed in the small intestines but are masked in the body by metabolites of aspartame or fructose.

scarville, Calguns.net 37 Comments [6/5/2011 1:10:56 PM]
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Quote# 83076

the Draconians or Dracos have two main castes, the first of which is a warrior caste that are in the 7-8 foot range, who are apparently feared throughout the galaxy for their fighting abilities. The second caste are a ‘royal line’ of Draco Reptilians that he describes as ‘Ciakars’ which, because of their alleged size, psychic ability and alleged wings, might be confused as the proverbial Dragon if Collier is correct: The Draconians are a very large reptilian race, otherwise known as "the Dracs". There is royal line of the reptilian race called the Ciakar. They range from 14 to 22 feet tall and can weigh up to 1,800 pounds. They do have winged appendages and they are awesome beings. They're extremely clairvoyant and extremely clever, and they can also be extremely sinister.

There appears to be a strict hierarchy involving the Draco-Reptilians and other
extraterrestrial races so far described in this group. According to Thomas Castello, Reptilians from Alpha Draconis, the ‘Dracos’, are in command of the Earth based Reptilians. Earth based Reptilians are in turn in command of the ‘tall Grays’, who are in command of the short Grays. Interestingly, Castello also describes the Draconian ruling caste as Ciakars who are winged and therefore could be easily confused as dragons. Jefferson Souza, a Brazilian UFO researcher confirms the existence of a hierarchy involving the Grays and a Master Reptilian race.


coyotepoet , Above Top Secret 86 Comments [8/11/2011 9:10:41 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 71377

Barack Obama seems to be obsessed with the number thirteen. He recently commissioned thirteen teams of census workers to travel across our country in thirteen vehicles with banners promoting the 2010 census. Thousands of census workers are being hired temporarily with their average pay being around thirteen dollars per hour. In Obama's recent State of the Union Address, the President announced that money was being allocated to build thirteen new light rail systems that will create thirteen thousand new jobs. (1) There are so many more examples of Obama's obsession with the number thirteen that I could not mention them all in this newsletter. I must mention, however, that Barack Obama broke national tradition by refusing to give his State of the Union Address on January 20th. Instead, he chose the date 1-27-2010. In occult numerology everything is broken down to single digits, and zeros mean nothing. Thus, the date 1-27-2010 totals thirteen! This is all beyond the realm of coincidence!

David J. Meyer, Last Trumpet Ministries 54 Comments [3/6/2010 11:53:47 AM]
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Submitted By: ElwoodWV

Quote# 92093

Eric Bolling: Schools ‘pushing the liberal agenda’ by teaching algebra

Fox News host Eric Bolling on Wednesday accused some schools of “pushing the liberal agenda” for teaching an algebra lesson about the distributive property.

During a segment about “indoctrination in schools,” Bolling reminded viewers of a 2009 video of children chanting, “Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Barack Hussein Obama,” which outraged conservatives at the time.

“But even worse is the way some textbooks are pushing the liberal agenda,” the Fox News host explained, pointing to an algebra worksheet that Scholastic says gives students “[i]nsight into the distributive property as it applies to multiplication.”

“Distribute the wealth!” Bolling exclaimed, reading the worksheet. “Distribute the wealth with the lovely rich girl with a big ole bag of money, handing some money out.”

Co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle explained that the algebra worksheet had put her on “high alert” for the liberal agenda in her 6-year-old son’s curriculum.

“Barack Hussein Obama. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm,” Guilfoyle added to mock the so-called indoctrination video.

Co-host Dana Perino also expressed concern over an effort to stop children from role playing “cowboys and Indians” at Thanksgiving because experts say that “the historic enemy of Indians was not cowboys, but the U.S. government.”

“So it starts in third grade and guess what happens?” Bolling remarked. “Through their whole educational experience, they continually get indoctrinated, even through college.”

“Everybody has anecdotal evidence of this,” co-host Greg Gutfeld agreed. “I think the only way leftism can survive is through indoctrination because its number one adversary is reality. So you got to get them young and it’s perfect for kids. Paul Krugman’s logic is child’s play: Share your stuff… A lot of this comes from the teachers. They get their news from The Huffington Post and their antiperspirant from a health food store. This is the way they live.”

Bolling advised parents to read their children’s history books because his son’s textbook addressed the Iraq war “and they were very, very liberally biased, saying George Bush went in there because he heard there were weapons of mass destruction and they were never found. It was a very liberal bias to the history books.”

“There are science teachers that if they hear that if a student is questioning, like, any kind of climate change thing, they just, like, think you’re an idiot,” Gutfeld observed.

“You guys just gave two examples of things that are right,” left-leaning co-host Bob Beckel quipped.

Eric Bolling, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Dana Perino, Greg Gutfeld, and Bob Beckel, The Raw Story 42 Comments [1/16/2013 4:35:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 83041

Every time more is revealed about the nightmare being created by that Kenyan-born traitor, it proves anew that the son of a bitch and his cadre of America-loathing thugs are desperate to create a police state before the 2012 election, with the goal of preventing it and giving himself a president-for-life position like every communist dictatorship has.

Why does he want to disarm the people? A: because when they finally turn off the "reality" shows and realize what that Stalin/Hitler wannabe is doing, they will topple him off of his media-created pedestal and take care of business as only Americans can.

He wants to make it impossible to resist him, and his uniformed street gang with their lust for power will in a heartbeat kill any citizen who dares to oppose El Presidente. You can be 100% certain that his brownshirts' oath will NOT mention protecting the constitution, but it WILL swear allegiance to Obama.

The FauxTUS is a lethally dangerous psychopath. The sooner he is LEGALLY deposed (that's for the fed goons who monitor sites such as WLD) and dealt with, the sooner we can begin to undo the damage that he has done.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 33 Comments [8/6/2011 5:10:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 79363

I feel that the show "Jeopardy" is a conspiracy. I consider myself to be semi intelligent and at least somewhat competant in a broad range of knowledge. But when it comes to Jeopardy I just can not see how people can know some of the answers that they know and over such a broad range of topics.

I beleive Jeopardy is a psycholigcal operation to make the United States look superior.

People normally have specialized knowledge, not a mastery in such a broad range of topics.

Discuss,
(Yes i am serious)

ImplementOfWar, Above Top Secret 41 Comments [2/10/2011 6:08:06 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 84620

The stories of Harry Potter and friends are a story channelled by JK Rowling from an alternate universe where a similar style of life happened, the only thing that has changed is the names. There are many writers and creaters who do this, take the Director James Cameron for example and his movie Avatar

Atheira, Indigo Society 39 Comments [11/3/2011 4:25:30 AM]
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Quote# 84260

It sounds quite fishy one day out of the blue such a great would be dead by cancer. I honestly believe Steve Jobs did not die peacefully, and was murdered. So people may ask, ''who murdered Steve Jobs?'' and I tell you who. Those pigs at the american media and entertainment centers obviously ran out of lies and false information to feed to the american audience and so quietly ordered his assassination to make the public mourn while they roll in money like the filthy little swines they are.

This is just my opinion because of past experience and evidence, but what do you guys think of Steve Jobs death? Leave opinions.

Salandrin, MMO Champion 26 Comments [10/15/2011 4:16:47 AM]
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Quote# 74877

SNOBama is not looking to start a race war. That's too small for his thinking which is the thinking of William Ayers and his harridan wife. SNOBama is looking to start a CLASS war on the level of the Russian or Cuban revolution. Group think. Keep in mind how much the left hates this country, the gangs of anarchists, wacko enviornmentalists, muslims, others who see the chance to have the last act for the utopia they want to create. Race war is minor thinking. There are much bigger sharks circling in the tank. He will wait until the entire nation is embroiled.

SNOBama is laying the foundation for class warfare right now. The entire administration is. Get the rich, the rich are unfair, stop the rich, take the profits from those businesses, everyone is cheating the poor. WHO is rich? Obviously it isn't only millionaires. It's everyone who gets dividend check from investments, has a business, lives in a nice house, drives a decent late model car. We had a Vietnamese CONGRESSMAN asking for an executive to commit suicide. How long before executions? SNOBama is on the television every day promoting his ideas of class warfare. The spearhead and foundation might be a race war, but he had much more in mind than that.

Kathy30, Free Conservatives 47 Comments [8/2/2010 3:34:28 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 69901

Since most on here think I'm crazy, I'm going to propose a different theory.
We've been arguing on the forum about the possibility of a civil war here. Well, I've been thinking about it and I don't think there'll be one. Reason why, I don't think there'll be anybody left alive to have one. I got a couple of pieces of new information. Did you know that the U.S. Army has got their biggest recruting offices and basic training facilities in Mexico? They're training those troops for riot control in the U.S. This is in addition to increasing the U.S. forces to one million. That's more troops than we had in WW2. Then I read that Russia has enough deep underground cities to hold 85% of their population. That's 255 million people. China has been digging, too. They can put another 200 million or so underground. The U.S. has not been making any for the general population, just for the politicians and the rich folks. Here's what I think. I think this whole thing is a Communist plot to take over the world. Obama and his bunch call themselves 'socialists' but that means Communist. They want to save about 500,000 folks to be slaves and tend the crops and do all the labor in the world. Common sense says they're not going to want slaves that are apt to cause trouble. That means they're going to pick their slaves from people who are already slaves and used to it. Russians and Chinese have been slaves for hundreds of years and never rebelled. They sure don't want whites or blacks, they fight all the time. I think they plan on moving their slaves underground and then wiping out everybody on the surface, 100%. They're going to turn loose a plague or a series of them, starting with the swine flu, maybe Ebola Fever, and Anthrax. They'll use those foreign troops for riot control but they'll die, too. All of ours will, too. They'll stay hid out for a year or so, till the plagues are finished and come out and start their New World Order. Makes sense to me. KennyB

KennyB, Unexplained-Mysteries 43 Comments [2/1/2010 1:38:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Russell

Quote# 84364

We really are in the early stages of a communist revolution. Only those who have been to a communist country fully understand what this means, but you can get some idea by reading the Black Book of Communism, which details how communist regimes went about killing over 100,000,000 of their own subjects during the 20th century. Communism can be defined as absolute rule by pure evil.

The good news is that Obama’s Weather Underground friends have estimated that only 25,000,000 Americans will need to be “eliminated” (i.e., executed) to impose communism in America.

The Marxist-Leninist revolution (aka “fundamental transformation”) has been underway in America since Obama’s election. Hard as it is to take halfwit hippies seriously, the Occupy Wall Street movement could be a key stage of it.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 28 Comments [10/17/2011 3:18:21 AM]
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Quote# 90222

And now comes, I, Barack Hussein Obama (1961-). I was the illegitimate first son of Stanley Anne Durham and my real father, the Soviet agent and communist propagandist, Frank Marshall Davis. We were born four weeks apart (Aug. 4/Aug. 31).

I, Obama, was the product of a vast and enduring conspiracy to hide my radical background but to, nevertheless, embrace those same radical ideals – Islam, Marxism, socialism, progressivism, Malcolm X racial hatred, anti-Americanism. From ages four to nine, I was indoctrinated in Muslim theology at an Indonesian madrassa. I have never recanted or repented from my Muslim faith, and I wear a ring inscribed with the shahada to prove my undying allegiance to Islam.

I, Obama, was shipped back from Indonesia to Hawaii, from ages nine to 18, where three times a week my mother and grandfather arranged for me to be indoctrinated in Marxist/socialist ideology by my real father, Frank Marshall Davis. I have never recanted or repented from my Marxist faith. Like my former chief of staff, now mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, we are bisexual and members of the uptown Chicago gay bathhouse, “Man’s Country.” My “body man,” Reggie Love, was my best friend, personal assistant and secret lover, until that dark day when Reggie Love forced me to accept his resignation. My marriage to Michelle was a complete sham concocted by Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson and Valerie Jarrett to deceive the public, make me look normal and cover up my homosexual lifestyle.

Ellis Washington, World Net Daily 41 Comments [10/21/2012 7:10:36 AM]
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Quote# 62911

Yes, Homo sapien life was genetically jump-started on this planet about 300,000 years ago from a group of Zetan-Reptilians (the genetically manifested Zetan-Greys emerged later) who ventured here probably via Marduk/Planet X/Nibiru. Technically, they did not create humans, they mixed their DNA with the hominids here. At first, the result was a Homo sapien that was unable to reproduce. Continued experimentation corrected that problem. But their reasons for genetically manifesting humans were not noble: they simply wanted a slave race to mine for gold and it was less expensive to use live labor than their advanced robots which resembled living hominids. The archeological conclusions of Zecharia Sitchin and the findings of Linda Moulton Howe that are presented at the end of the Companion Tape of The Mysterious Origins of Man corroborate this.

Paul_Richard, Above Top Secret 55 Comments [8/2/2009 7:21:33 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 65682

You'll also notice that the marks on Obama's knees, which in the smaller black and white photo look like ordinary scrap marks typical of a kid of his age, now stand out more clearly and they somehow look "odd".

With the color added, you also notice the strange bumpiness of his hands that stand out more sharply. When I enlarge and crop these areas in the photos seen below, you will see very distinct images of etheric entities: some alien-looking, some human-like, and and others animal-like. The "bumpiness" of his hands, when enlarged, reveal the tell-tale reptilian feature of scale-like appearance to the skin. And within that scaly skin appearance are images of reptilian entities

Educate- Yourself.org, Educate- Yourself 36 Comments [9/12/2009 3:27:34 PM]
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Quote# 70586

The germ theory of disease is a foolish hoax created by Louis Pasteur. It is a notion of nonsense that has confused millions of people and made billions for the pharmaceuticals with vaccines and tens of thousands of drugs or over-the-counter preparations. If one person in society should die of a “contagious disease,” the whole world population would expire.

Well, what about the flu epidemic shortly after World War I that killed 80 million people worldwide? According to the germ theory of disease, this flu should have killed everyone on earth. Of course, it didn’t and some people died in the same household where others did not. Why did this so-called “infectious disease” not infect the entire world population?

The answer is that disease is born of us and in us. If our immune system is strong and healthy, we could sleep with people dying with “contagious disease” and never even get sick. What a relief this is to know, but how difficult it is to get people to believe!

The germ theory of disease is nothing in the world but a commercial enterprise.

Disease comes from within. When the body is overly fatigued with excess stress, toxins and malnutrition, there is a breakdown of immunity.

A person’s nutritional status and hydration level is the prime determinant of health. Disease comes from within!

Bob Livingston , Personal Liberty Digest 43 Comments [2/18/2010 11:55:13 PM]
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Quote# 79982

Just had dinner with some Hollywood insiders.

JOE McCARTHY WAS RIGHT!

It's worse than you think. These bastards are in a FRENZY to solidify the "fundamental transformation" of America. They're going to do and say anything they can to prop up Obama and the communists, the Islamists, Eco-Nazis and anyone else that is working to destroy us.

They know there is a shift in attitude among Americans...which is why the new Atlas Shrugged movie is being ignored. Theatre owners are being pressured not to show it. No distributor will touch it. THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEE IT!

There will be bad press, terrible reviews and LOTS OF MOVIES SUDDENLY COMING OUT that have the opposite message (capitalism is evil and you are bad).

From what I'm told, there is at once a feeling of haughty superiority over the "gun toting, bible clinging, unsophisticated" hicks AND a terrible fear that they might start to wake up and flex their considerable muscle.

DO NOT patronize anything "Hollywood". Shun those stupid films and TV shows, stop paying to see tart-lets and moron actors, stop buying the crap they're handing us. We don't need censorship, just market pressure. If we don't buy, they go away. (Of course, they might get a gov't bail out, but...)

They are worthless at best, subversive at worst.

JOE McCARTHY WAS RIGHT (and I'm serious...that's from an insider who was there. Almost all of those accused of being communists WERE communists. Gee, isn't it strange that the message sent out by Hollywood was all about big, bad "Joe" and the "black list" and "witch hunts"...and now we have open communists in the media and even in the White House.)

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 40 Comments [3/14/2011 3:36:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 74401

And Glenn Beck can teach whatever he wants. Got something against self-taught individuals? Like Abe Lincoln? Like Rush Limbaugh, like Sean Hannity. Or are you saying that you have to be a college educated, education major indoctrinated in socialist teaching philosophy, in order to be our sole instructors.

...Glenn Beck never sleeps because he is always reading, reading, reading, learning, learning, learning, and now he has become quite expert in early American history. I would ten times prefer to get my American history from him than some biased, liberal Professor type, and most of the Professors at public institutions of higher learning are exactly that. I know, as I retired from one of those liberal public Universities, and was surrounded by the philosophical political enemy.

flaglady47, Free Republic 56 Comments [7/10/2010 11:10:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 92633

MY WIFE GETS RAPED BY ALIENS ONCE A MONTH

I wanted to tell my story on a forum that understands the alien world.

This has been going on since mid January.

We are farming folk and our farm is 200 miles from the city.

My wife goes to town once a month for groceries and provisions shopping.

about 75 miles from the farm we have a very long stretch of road straight and flat, and it happens on this road.

There is hardly any traffic and sometimes you don't cross another vehicle for 20 minutes or more.

She sees a very bright silver light on the horizon and it gets bigger and bigger.

She thinks it is a truck coming with headlights on.

Then there is like a metallic clunk and the radio goes dead and the car stops.

That's all she remembers, then her mind goes blank and when she regains her senses the car is stopped on the side of the road.

She has no normal visual recollection of anything but somehow, subconsiously she feels that she has been raped by some form of alien men. She can recall in her mind eye 2 men of caucasian appearence but about 2m tall and with dark skin and very light blond hair, almost white.

Good looking men but fierce and strong.

There is physical evidence of sexual interference because her panties are torn and the vagina has been used.

She wants to go and see the doctor and submit to an examination and she wants to have the fluid tested to see if it is like human semen, but I fear being made the butt of jokes in our small community once the story inevitably gets out.

Do you think it is some kind of alien abduction?

But why nobody else has reported similat events?

and why do they wait for my wife every month?
They must be able to track her car and arrive at this lonely spot in a very short time???

I am stumped.

[Cue even the crazies at Godlike Productions openly mocking him]

AUSSIE FARMER, Godlike Productions 40 Comments [2/12/2013 4:35:52 AM]
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Quote# 86066



President Barack Obama looks amazingly like Akhenaten the father of monotheism. Michelle Obama looks amazingly like Akhenaten's mother, Queen Tiye. Akhenaten had two daughters by Nefertiti They look amazingly like Malia and Sasha. The code names of Renegade, Renaissance, Radiance and Rosebud correlate well with the ancient depiction of the Royal Family.

Are the First Family clones?

I have been showing off my art work of Barack Obama as Akhenaten to see what people think. Admittedly, most of my friends already see the world differently than your average citizen. Let's just say they already come with a conspiracy bent. My hope is to instill wonder in our world and to say that things just might be a little stranger than you thought.
I would show my friends this picture and say, "What do you think?" Without any other comment.
They would say, "Well, he does look a lot like Akhenaten."
My jaw would dangle just a bit.
"OK, I understand that you do not know that this woman next to Barackhenaten is Akhenaten's mother, Queen Tiye."
"That's really her face?"
"I have done nothing to alter their faces. I simply found a photo that was facing the right direction and their mouth was closed. I cut the face in half and super-imposed it on the ancient busts."
"That is amazing!"
"It gets even stranger. I found that two of the six daughters of Akhenaten and Queen Nefertiti became Queens themselves...
I wait for it.
"They do look like Akhenaten's children!"
"Notice in this ancient frieze of Akhenaten and Nefertiti with their two girls, what is the other most prominent features of this picture?"

"Didn't Akhenaten worship the sun god Aten?"
"Yes"
"Oh, and the flowers."
"Exactly. Do you know the code names the secret service gave the first family?"
"Isn't that a secret?"
"I guess it should be but, no, it was in the news. Their names are Renegade, Renaissance, Radiance, and Rosebud."
"Radiance and Rosebud?"
"Absolutely. Here look for yourself."

"Well, what do you think now?"
"Are there family connections?"
Come on, what are the odds that a woman that looks exactly like the mother of Akhenaten would marry a man who looks exactly like Akhenaten and have two children that look exactly like the offspring of Akhenaten and Nefertiti?
As a child, my mind was open to wondrous possibilities. As I studied the pyramids and ancient astronauts, I learned that mummification had a mysterious property that we in the, then, 20th century could not reproduce. Our new mummies decompose. The ancient Egyptian mummies did not. I knew this allowed for the retrieval of a viable cell for cloning and I pondered if there would be some day when "they" would bring back the Pharaohs. I was thinking of some Armageddon script when the dead would walk the Earth. What I never thought of, was the clones coming out as the first family of America!
Today is a great day to live.

There are definitely questions of Barack's origins.
"Mr. Obama is not a natural born citizen." What kind of riots or Constitutional erosion would occur if this is true? The revolution is manufactured.
Were there other clones like Barack?

Freeman, The Freeman Perspective 33 Comments [2/16/2012 5:29:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92392

How to find a Neanderthal woman.

Neanderthal type women can be found in many Jewish establishments, for Judaism is the preferred "religion" of the Neanderthal hybrid women. Once at a Jewish establishment, observe foreheads. Compare the foreheads of the Neanderthal with the Homo sapien on the left. The more you observe, the better you will become. Soon, you will find it easy to spot them.

Jewish women carry the gene for mitochondria that Neanderthals prefer, as part of their ongoing eugenics and species war program. Homo Sapiens might be able to subvert the attempted takeover of their ancient species by watering down their genes, so to speak, with Homo Sapien genes. Finding a Jewish girlfriend, marrying her, and having her children would be one way to do this.

The only problem I personally see with this line of thought is that the next ice age is returning rapidly. The Neanderthals have survived several ice ages whereas the Homo Sapien came out of the last ice age only 30,000 years ago, in the second half of that period. In effect, the Neanderthal Hybrid Jew is more suited to the 100,000 survival instincts needed for an ice age. Given technology today, however, it's quite possible that Homo Sapiens can prepare for it too and do better than Neanerthal ever did. That's actually the plan I'm banking on. Fighting with Jews all the time, however, makes it annoying and almost impossible to prepare. They smart and they know how to do psychological warfare. I'm one of the few homo Sapiens onto their game.

Rick Potvin, RickPotvin.com 25 Comments [2/1/2013 4:27:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 73864

[Re. President Obama]

This queer talking 138 lb. sonofabitch came out of nowhere like a pedophile handing out hope-n-change candy bars out of the back of his van at a grammar school. 143 grueling days logged in the senate. Half the time required to be trained as a janitor in a porn theater. Prior to that, a creepy Harvard guest speaker of unglued, rambling nonsense. I've heard it. As insightful and interesting as the excitement found in a Pier One saleswoman's voice on wicker furniture. Black liberation theology combined with law(read; force) to steal from one group of people to buy votes from another. A Manchurian bullshit artist fronted by Soros and an assortment of other eastern european globalists and currency traders.

To date, we don't know where this queer talking son of a female canine was born, but we do know he was the son of a runny nose coke whore whom his absent daddy knocked up one night after she got off the pole after doing a series of vertical pinwheels. Then, he was sold into slavery to granola-eating Berkley lifers. We've heard the tales of open sex parties and the beat poets who dribbled LSD infected prose into PA systems in his living room while he rocked back and forth in the corner of the kitchen as he rotated his fists into his eyeballs.

His childhood was like being raised by the symbionese liberation army, kidnapped in the mold of Patty Hearst. The artificial fathers, the stand-ins, the proxies, the kid was like a hot potato, a badge they could use as a prop, 'see, he's a black baby' etc. etc. Meanwhile, they dipped their lightly toasted pita bread into the Trader Joe's tapenade and washed it down with a Pinot Noir.

See how that works? You get yourself a multicultural one and you get whitey bonafides in the college town. Whether its Princess Di or Bradgelina. Same thing at the Dunham house. It was like a state run kennel.

What a better way to transform America than to use a swarthy prop as a dashboard president? That's the ultimate in lefty world. Skin tone proof of your own virtues. Its like validating a parking ticket at a restaurant.

Obama was never qualified or vetted. He was MADE, like Pacino in a Francis Ford Coppola flick. Constructed. Glued. Stitched. Sown. Together. Manufactured. A synthetic. The product of politically cynical lab work. A university kid who got university money(no one knows where) to attend university life and take deconstructionist classes and sit inside insulated walls inside university classrooms, far away from real life and eat the cardboard of fake and faraway universes, worlds of make believe, where you take from some people and give to others. The black liberation cults helped to foster such a sense of redistributionist themes. Themes of reparation and societal breakdown and wedge strategy. How to induce the fruit of anarchy and despoil the middle class. Slavery for slavery. Time to turn it all around and make them finally pay.

So where is such a person born? Hawaii doesn't know. Neither does Chicago. Or Connecticut. There are some who say Indonesia. They have put statues there saying so. There are some who say Pakistan. Kenya. Outer space. He will never tell us. We will never know.

Wyatt Junker, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [6/20/2010 7:42:28 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 76670

Let's suppose that the Kenyan-born usiurper leaves office on 20 Jan 2013. A day later is is revealed that he is not a natural-born US citizen. Want a constitutional crisis? There's one that could destroy the country. The United States went for four years without a president. Absolutely nothing that he did as POTUS would be valid. No bill that he signed would be law. No EO that he issued would be valid. No treaty that he signed would be in effect. No expenditures that he authorized would be legal. There would be a four-year vacuum of power.

This isn't a fugging game. It's a critical issue that must be addressed ASAP. That c**ksucker could end it in a matter of minutes, but he absolutely refuses, and has spent millions to prevent the answer from being given.

America has a need to know, RIGHT NOW. We're paying that arrogant, lying son of a bitch, and he's flipping the bird at us. Answer the f**king question, Obasshole!

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 46 Comments [10/7/2010 3:55:14 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 84192

I do not see how any one can disagree, fluoride is bad for you. "it helps your teeth" thats old out dated propaganda, most people can now see that their is no reason for them to care about our teeth. Why would they waist money losing a profit to add fluoride to the water?


The highest concentrate of fluorid is in your pineal gland, AKA your 3rd eye. Ever since I stopped drinking it I have began to become more aware of what I was. I am now more open and can see allot clearer. I have been off of it for 2 years, it takes a while to see the after effects of not using it but its worth the effort. I do not take many showers because of its in the water and when i do I only take 5 min showers in cold water so the hot water does not open up my pores so more can seap in.

8ILlBILl8, ATS 35 Comments [10/7/2011 2:50:30 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 90532

Has anyone ever stopped to consider the whole love affair with Harrry Potter could actually be a cyops /mossad operation and Rowling just might be a Manchurian candidate ? This thought has crossed my mind.

How else could an othewise welfare, single mom, churn out such fantastic tales. Where was she with her brilliant mind when she was on welfare ? Seems to me if she's so bright, she wouldn't have been in that position at all, but would have used her 'talent', to write Harry Potter a long time ago to avoid welfare.

driller, Stormfront 27 Comments [11/6/2012 4:01:20 AM]
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Quote# 82065

WTC Attacks not 911 in fact are 711

I've new information which proves that the WTC should never be called 911.

September is the 7th month in the Roman Calendar which makes it 711.

Pope Pius VII met with Napoleon (1st antichrist)
Pope Pius XI met with Hitler (2nd antichrist)

New York was targeted because it's 11th state in the union
and Twin Towers because they had seven towers (711).

Why 711? Because King David had 11 children from 7 different wives (711).

Seventh Prophet in the Torah is Ezekiel:

Ezekiel 7:11 reads "Violence has arisen, a rod to punish the wicked.
None of the people will be left, none of that crowd—none of their wealth,
nothing of value."


allseeingeyes1495, JREF 45 Comments [6/18/2011 6:01:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Battle Pope

Quote# 83213

To keep you paying your voluntary income taxes to the private foreign jewish "Federal" Reserve Bank. They prefer that to violent Revolution and hanging them till their heads pop off like we did to "Saddam Hussein".

The problem with robots is there's no air on Mars so how the frak do robots land on Mars using PARACHUTES?

It's impossible to land on Mars or Moon using rockets, just like its impossible to take off from the Moon using a teeny tiny itty bitty rocket BETWEEN THE ASTRONOTS LEGS AT PENIS LEVEL WITHOUT ANY SOUND AND WITHOUT ANY FIREBALL/EXHAUST.


NASA's blue sky on "mars" looks just like Earth, ie Antarctica

NASA!!!...Psy-op, Photoshop, Terra-forming... What's Up, NASA?
http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=47982.240

This is the only thing your loving govt is really good at:


So STFU in the land of the coward and home of the slave

PIRATENEWS, Fireflyfans.net 52 Comments [8/15/2011 5:27:08 AM]
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Quote# 66047

Obama murdered 1,000 Christians and burned 800 churches during the presidential campaign in Kenya to install his cousin as the “prime minster” in a CIA Operation.

Obama is President because he paid his dues as a CIA assett and has joined the Global Depopulation Genocide Agenda of the New World Order.

eldib, Downside World News 38 Comments [9/24/2009 9:33:59 AM]
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Quote# 83398

At Barack Obama's inauguration, Aretha Franklin thrilled jubilant onlookers with her rendition of "God Save The Queen" (renamed "My Country 'Tis of Thee"). No one understood why the music of Britian's "God Save The Queen" was scheduled for the inauguration of an American President - except for Washington "insiders" like the Clintons, the Gores, the Bushes and the Quayles whose VIP seats were furnished with a dark blue fleece blanket. (see Ring Of Power, parts 4 and 5)

Another highlight of the inauguration was the arrival of Barack Obama's limousine which has been offcially named "The Beast". Anyone who is familiar with Biblical prophecy knows that "The Beast" is the Biblical term for the Antichrist and so is the number 666. The Antichrist is also called Satan and the 'Prince Of Darkness' or 'Dark (black) Prince'. The number 666 appeared in Barack Obama's campaign commercials. For his mobile and campaign text messaging, he used the numbers (62262) which adds up to 666 when the "2's" are added together.

Many youtube videos and websites are selling the belief that Barack Obama is the Antichrist or the "Prince of Darkness" found in Bible prophecy...and that's exactly what you're supposed to think! The corporate media spin doctors have been busily dropping all of the 'not so subtle' hints including naming Obama's limo "The 'Beast'. Why? Because when the real antichrist (Prince William) steps onto the world stage in 2015, the crime families want the public to accept William as the true Messiah. According to Bible prophecy, the Christ Messiah cannot return until the Antichrist rules for seven years.

Prediction #6 - The Beast, helpfreetheearth.com 38 Comments [8/24/2011 3:29:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 64508

Leadership scams women with dubious groupthink, while utilizing Quiverfulls to acquire new social security numbers for fake ID on children which may or may not have been born and killed; selling babies in black-market adoptions, whether to child-hungry middleclass or to pedophiles; and killing the less-than-perfect.

In certain rural sections of the South, illegitimate and/or unwanted children are butchered and fed to the family in stews. Not every nutcase is as Christian as s/he appears.

littlepitcher, Alternet 24 Comments [8/3/2009 12:20:08 PM]
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Submitted By: CJ

Quote# 90855

Throwing out something. Two spellings of Orka or Orca. One spelling Orka. One spelling Orca. and the Or in both. We know Orka is a fish (very large fish, and the killer nickname) in the ocean. We know Orca is a corporation, or a project employed by the Romney Campaign to get out the vote, or is Orca something different from the two prior. Orca is recent or not? Breaking the two word down further. Take Orka. Is the state of Kansas implied or a fact in some sort of code? Now Orca. Is the state of California implied or code? Now look at the states. Am familiar with both states and facts and am at this point forgetting the implied of the implications. Sex, Sex, Sex. Agreement sex is being used as a distraction. Am not forgetting that also. Digging Deeper, but must back away for the moment.

no-to-illegals, Free Republic 36 Comments [11/20/2012 4:33:23 AM]
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Submitted By: ScrappyB

Quote# 84400

[In response to user "Patall" who started a debate thread regarding the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life]

Patall, observing what appears to be your first post, with all due respect, how do I know your actually from this Earth, and not from some far away Council taking a survey to see if Earth would be accepting to extra-terrestrial presence?

But in all seriousness, I kind of feel like some places that keep their mouths shut are hiding something, take the Apple corporation for example, and how their technical innovators seem to have shrunk stuff down in size a lot. The original ipod was real fat, but only had 1gb, then they kept on shrinking it in size, yet it grew internally, and with better quality. They did not teach me the names of those who came up with that engineering, and such a fast rate of engineering within a decade's time, really raised my suspicions of how some of this stuff has become a reality.

I doubt everyone is who they say they are, they may look human, but maybe aren't. I have seen some real good fake human skin get made in the movie industry and what not, to know its not too hard to walk around as a fake human, where no one seems to notice you. Although, I really would like to know how these unexplained air-crafts go undetected to the radars, and can immediately jump from the ground and accelerate 0-60 seconds in the sky, and at such higher rates of speed.

npx190, Facepunch Forums 20 Comments [10/20/2011 3:24:27 AM]
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Quote# 100491

The Enemy has been busy forcing others to have sex with them. They have a method of copying sex responses and placing these responses within penises and artificial vaginal canals. They copied my vaginal canal and orgasmic response, and placed that response into other artificial canals so that the enemy could insert it into themselves. They then reinacted the same process for the men using one of my lovers as a prototype.

For the past 3 months the enemy has been keeping the males as sex slaves, inflating their penises, and keeping them from leaving. The males sometimes are forced to have 20 or more orgasms in a 12 hour period. Meanwhile this is tied with the usual murder and mayhem and the males are sometimes tortured or murdered. For the past 24 hours they have been placing razor blades and sharp objects into one males penis and head. He’s been suffering very much.

Diana Napolis, Diana Napolis, M.A. 28 Comments [4/12/2014 3:39:13 AM]
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Quote# 82965

The American public was essentially made nationally aware of Barack Obama following his 2004 speech at the Democratic National Convention. Obama’s emergence into national politics was not a gradual inception. It was a sudden, covert ascendance to power seemingly assisted by foreign-like forces as an assault on vintage American conscience.



Based on investigations in the 1950’s and 1960’s, a disproportionate concentration of pro-communist activity was found to have become a part of Hawaiian culture. This is substantiated by an increase in the population and activity of communist sympathizers identified by the House Committee on Un-American Activities hearings conducted after WWII, during the beginning of the cold war between the U.S. and communist Russia. Evidence of pro-communist presence in Hawaii can be found in publications like the Honolulu Record in which one of Obama’s communist mentors, Frank Marshal Davis was a columnist.



To date, no administrator, or official of the Obama administration has ever confirmed that Obama was born in Kapi’olani Medical Center.

To date, Obama’s operatives have failed to identify the identity of Obama’s actual birthing doctor.



To date, no living eyewitness of Obama birth exists. It is assumed that his birth was witnessed by at least three people including his doctor and his mother. However, no documentation of the birth has been provided containing the name of the doctor or eyewitnesses.



Quarles Harris was a key witness in a federal probe into charges that Obama’s passport information was stolen from the State Department, when he was fatally shot in front of a Washington D.C. church. Harris had been working as a contractor at the State Department and was cooperating with federal investigators when he was murdered.

In December, 2007, Donald Young was a choir leader at Obama’s church, First Trinity Baptist, and school teacher, who many believe had carnal knowledge of Obama’s past. Young was found shot to death in his Southside Chicago apartment.



Of all the sordid stories circulating about Obama’s past, the one told by Larry Sinclair is the darkest. Sinclair posted a YouTube video alleging that he and President Barack Obama engaged in sexual acts and drug use together in 1999, when Obama was an Illinois State Senator. He claims that then-State Senator Obama procured powdered cocaine for Sinclair, and crack cocaine for himself, which Obama allegedly smoked.

Sinclair also alleges that their drug use was followed by sex acts that included Sinclair performing fellatio on Obama. These acts were alleged to take place in a limousine from which Sinclair provided cell phone records to prove his location on the dates in question. Testimony from the limosine driver has never been publicly published. Sinclair was asked to provide “intimate details” about Obama’s physical features which would prove Sinclair’s claims. His testimony has never been published or made public. Sinclair confesses openly that he is a convicted felon having served time for check fraud and drug possession.

Kevin Lehmann, Right Wing Watch 27 Comments [8/1/2011 3:24:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 78547

The TV was on Fox Movie Channel last night. After some film about the Salem witch trials, the CEO of Fox (the movie company) did a 20 minute rant on how this film was meant to be an analogy of the "witch hunt" lead by that evil monster Sen. Joe McCarthy.

It was disgusting. On and on and on about how it's a known FACT that the Senate hearings were LIES and NO COMMUNISTS WERE EVER IN HOLLYWOOD and CAREERS WERE RUINED etc etc etc.

I got news for him. Hollywood was positively STIFF with commies (and that is a FACT, since I have family connections to high-level insiders WHO WERE THERE) and almost all of the "careers that were ruined" were because the traitorous scumbags were, in fact, leftist/communist operators. They made a HUGE effort and covered up the truth, while besmirching Joe McCarthy. Why do you think they take EVERY opportunity to still trash that man?

I WILL NOT PATRONIZE ANY HOLLYWOOD CRAP. I say NO to movies and almost all of the rest of the entertainment industry. They have an agenda, folks...and a Constitutional Republic with liberty and justice for all ain't part of it!

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 44 Comments [1/5/2011 8:54:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 93482

Have you ever wondered why these psycopaths are so obsessed with depopulation and creating DNA databases? What’s the point to collecting DNA information if they’re planning to kill more than 90% of the population?

[...]

DNA screeners, like the TSA radiation scanners and verichip implants, make no sense unless seen in the context of a larger agenda.

Through centuries of interbreeding with aryans, cosmetic surgery, rhinoplasty jews strive to become more aryan looking. But jews don’t want to just LOOK aryan they want to BE aryans.

Their goal is to genocide the white race and destroy and degrade us genetically through interracial marriage/breeding, vaccines, genetically modified foods, radiation, poisons in food, water, and air, etc., while stealing and implanting our DNA so they will be the new aryan master race once the old aryans have been eliminated.

remain, The Occidental Observer 27 Comments [4/1/2013 3:34:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 79076

Barack Hussein Obama is the only truly dangerous president in our history as a Republic. He hates Democracy in any form and will go to any length to destroy it. Jerome Corsi properly identified this man even before he became President with his “The Obama Nation.” I would not be a bit surprised to see Obama engineer a devastating attack on the homeland from his radical allies in the arab world. Such an attack would allow him to declare marshal law and further his ambition to nationalize the entire economy. His treatment of Israel is a disgrace and reveals the real Obama as the enemy of Democracy wherever it may exist. Nothing would please him more than to see our ecomomy collapse entirely. That is how Adolf Hitler gained power in Germany. I hate to have to paint such a pictue of our President but his history both genetic and post partum leaves me no alternative. In my opinion we have a mortal enemy in the White House. What makes matters worse is a Supreme Court which I believe has become impotent to implement the Constitution as defined by the Founding Fathers. Our affluence has weakened our will and ethical fiber as it has other civilizations before ours.

John A. Davison, The Proceedings of the Natural History Society of South Burlington (Vermont) 37 Comments [2/1/2011 6:22:37 AM]
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Quote# 61136

Now, before you judge me as a bitter, raving nut for what you are about to read, consider
the fact that all of what I will say is the truth and was written the day I was wrongfully
terminated from my job at IWB. Remind yourselves that before I encountered your cowardly
resistance to the truth these past 26 years I was the kindest, gentlest man you could meet.

What you people need to understand is that you are all sick and have been made sick by your
mass media. You haven't cared about any justice for John Lennon since your weak parents let
Chapman skip a public trial. You know, the govt. decoy they slurped down like a soda. Now
they'd like all of you to join their farce and pretend everything is fine. Your lives are a
complete and utter nightmare and shame on the people of America for not being well enough
to put their foot down and care. What a weak and ungrateful bunch of slobs and brats.
Well I'm still alive, thanks to all of you, so you can't be all bad. But you all will have
to grow up and do much more if this truth is to be outed. Try picketing your worthless news
stations who specialize in keeping you weak and sick. It sure beats calling me a whacko
just so you can feel good about your coverup. Stephen King isn't denying my van's claims.
IS HE???!!! No, he's not. He knows you're all his silent co-conspirators. He made you evil
with his fear campaign. Did you all know that he was convicted of sex with a 15 year old in
Belfast, Maine in 1992. It's a covered up fact. Your parents are still letting him molest
you all, even now. My advice to the people of America is don't piss off the messenger. Your
future reputation is in my hands. If I get killed the world will know it was all your fault.
That's right. All YOUR fault. And, boy will Americans be hated by the rest of the world
then. If it weren't for me your apathy would have killed Bruce Springsteen in 1992 when
King was palling around with, even jamming on stage with, Bruce. That's right. My radio
spot on WABC blew that plot up when I let everyone know why King was stalking Springsteen.
I saved Bruce's life and he knows it. Hey Bruce, save MY life now. The public is sick
and apathetic and scared.
My web address is lennonmurdertruth@Yahoo.com
Sincerely, Steve Lightfoot


Steve Lightfoot, lennonmurdertruth.com 40 Comments [4/6/2009 11:46:14 AM]
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Submitted By: ozznova

Quote# 73661

"I have a college degree in Psychology. I have read countless studies on this issue and have done research on it. And I am sorry, but I need a little more evidence than simply what is said in Leviticus to determine whether or not homosexuality is a mental disorder. At this point, taking in all the evidence and studies I’ve analyzed, I cannot say that it is a mental disorder. I also can’t say for sure that it isn’t."

I never referred to Leviticus. I used to run the Homosexual Agenda ping list and did tons of research and linked to articles and tried my best to educate anyone interested. I’m done with that now as anyone who still thinks homosexuals are born that way is either not educable or is part of the problem.

1. There are uncountable numbers of former homoseuxals.

2. The vast majority of homosexuals were molested/seduced as children or adolosecents by older homosexuals. IOW, recruited - made homosexual.

3. Most homosexuals had very poor or non-existant relationships with their fathers and often poor relationships with their mothers.

So what if it’s always been in human society? So has murder, kidnappying, lying, theft and rape. Your point?

They will never go away? They aren’t civil. The homosexual agenda is a tyrannical Nazi-like effort to destroy freedom of speech, religion and association. It will only be civil when they shut up about their sexual perversion and leave everyone else alone.

You want me to be civil? I’ll be civil when they stop pushing their hateful and destructive agenda in the schools, on the Boy Scouts, in the military, in colleges, workplaces, pushing same sex marriage on states, and more.

You make me disgusted with your not so veiled insults - as though people who are disgusted with sexual perversion being forced on everyone as normal and natural being the ones who are not civil.

It’s the other way around, buddy!

And a degree in psychology is a Big Black mark, not something to be proud of. It means you’ve gotten years of indoctrination in leftist garbage, so you won’t impress very many people on FR with that.

little jeremiah , Free Republic 44 Comments [6/9/2010 12:07:09 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 69595

You might be a fascist if you . . .

. . . think that taxes are the price we pay for civilization.

. . . smile when the rich have to pay an even greater proportion of taxes than they do now.

. . . kid yourself that Social Security and Medicare taxes are investments or premiums rather than a way to pay for more welfare for old people.

. . . maintain that you have a right to health care, housing, retirement income, food stamps, or government-guaranteed student loans.

Russell Madden, Rebirth of Reason 65 Comments [1/16/2010 12:57:15 PM]
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Quote# 78694

[on the topic of the Tucson shooting]

My guess is “false flag” incident. The Kenyan will probably put forth the notion that her seat should be filled by appointment. If Brewer takes the bait, it will be pretty much the end of the House of Representatives and we will officially be in the land of banana republic.

Of course, that’s a conspiracy theory, and we all know, no one in Obama’s administration would sacrifice a wobbly blue-dog for power. I mean, that’s kookery.

The only acceptable explanation is that this is a right-winger Tea Party Extremist.

If that’s the prevailing explanation, they will use it to crack down on gun rights.

Regardless of who did it, the government will use it to take power away from you and further tighten your shackles. You are their slave. They’re getting to the point where the trappings of freedom and democracy are becoming less and less useful.

This incident will be used against you, the American slave, regardles of who did it or why.

MichiganConservative, Free Republic 31 Comments [1/11/2011 4:53:10 AM]
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Submitted By: RodlenJack

Quote# 84905

Again as I wrote you in the past month my own father, a Mason, was clearly behind the woman in the Starbuck restaurant that was wearing an 11 on her shirt. (I have never seen a number on anyone's company shirt but this one.) Lawrence Harmen Senior is a part of the love Bus (Always around the prostitutes because they are targeting them for their sin sacrifices = Masons) in Regina One of 3 Canadian cities that are Killing Natives /Prostitute = Regina/Edmonton/Vancouver --->(13 British bloodlines that are killing Natives and prostitutes in the 3 western Canadian provinces/Cities.) (Those of your own Family will be your worst enemy) He is a Mason and he had said when he came for 3 days that 11/11/11 could be the date. His own Mason brothers Russell and Edward Harmen made him have sex with his own sister. This was the first indication that he was a member of this wicked Crime family that trauma based mind controls their young until they/we are completely controlled. They all sleep with their own Family/Sisters especially (Abraham Married his sister = Not of his father at all it was of his Wives Daughter from another man). The Facts remain the news is controlled and these dates are being pushed at us but the reality is everything looks like it could still be in the testing phase of Project Blue Beam . Even this Asteroid coming at us out of nowhere says they are going to pull this off again in the future. The testing of the Communications Systems was clearly a test that did not function property ... says they will do it again and again next year. 2012 Sept 11th looks like the date they have chosen. It will be the 11th Sept 11 in a row. The 3 in lights and the 11 in lights (3X11) adds up to 33 and is a signature of the devils/wannabe Greek Gods/Pharaoh's Masonic religion. They want to destroy the Temple in Jerusalem while the Zionists want to rule from it. Zionists will loose. it will get destroyed for 70 years = Daniel 9. Masons drink Human Blood like as if it is wine and God warned you will do Good as long as you do not taste Blood. Now they all do Evil continuously = Pedophiles/Human sacrifices etc. Wolves in sheep's clothing. God chooses one of a family and two in a family but not all.

Lawrence Harmen, Abba's Watchman 43 Comments [12/4/2011 1:08:49 PM]
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Quote# 85166

Assuming our brain to brain communications are accurate, I am aware that the Jesuits are holding my real mother hostage, while her clone has been calling me and asking me to view a condominium with her. I'm discouraging my mother's clone from doing this, and trying to fluff her off. Though you requested I make a YouTube video to advertise my mother's plight, I do not feel this is wise. It will give the Jesuits what they want. The Jesuits want to give me publicity, so that I will become famous in a bona fide sense, like all of you, with the possible exception of Terrance Jenkins. For me to gain legitimate fame is dangerous. It will give the Jesuits the excuse they need to kill me (they dream about this in their sleep). Right now, if they kill me, it will hurt them more than it would help them, so they can't do it. I'm obviously just some poor, nobody cashier who works at Wal-Mart, and if they (the all-powerful Roman Catholic Church) would stoop so low as to kill me because I'm in their way, they know you men would give them hell to pay.

Gail, Church of Gail 40 Comments [12/11/2011 6:07:33 AM]
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Quote# 83840

"highly selective understanding of science" ?

We understand the "science" just fine. It's the stupid politics we don't get.

Why do we have entire agencies devoted to destroying freedom of choice in America? The FDA and EPA are two of the most dictatorial organizations in history. Both should have funding suspended pending criminal investigations into their far left political actions.

Better yet, fire everyone who mentions global warming and ship them off to Siberia in the dead of winter wearing only a loincloth. I bet they wish they had some of that global warming then.

By the way, Gadasil is a dangerous drug. If you wish to permanently damage someone, Gardasil would be the way to go. Far better than some poisons you would find in the pest control department.

Speaking of pest control, don't bother buying insect "killer" anymore. The EPA has everything so weakened down to the point where the label has more poisonous chemicals than does the liquid itself.

If you wish to kill inspects, screw the EPA and their regulations. Gasoline, diesel fuel, chlorox, etc. are all far better insect control methods than the products that the brain dead EPA basterds have their controls over. The dumbasses even took all the phosphates out of detergents. So, you buy soap without the ingredients that make it soap. Oh, how I would love to ship these basterds out of this country and put things back like they were. This type of tyranny is what you get when you put far left commie drug snorter hippy sissies in charge.

Well, maybe when Rick Perry gets elected, he will fire everyone involved in ruining America in the name of wealth redistribuion/global warming (same thing) and change everything back to the way it was. Better yet, I would love everyone involved to be in prison ... preferably in Siberia.

Medicien Man, Respectful Insolence 46 Comments [9/16/2011 3:15:10 AM]
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Quote# 65166

Lets examine the Health Care Bill itself, shall we?
We have already established a govt plan to kill the elderly and those with expensive medical conditions. People deemed less desirable like those with downs syndrome will be denied basic health care as well.

Do you have cancer? Kiss off any chance of treatment, see the last line of this list.
The Bottom Line: Sarah Palin is right, This plan is evil. Evil people wrote the bill, and evil people promote it today. Democrats are evil for creating a plan to kill Americans in the guise of medical reform. There is a Hitlerite plan from the darkest days of Nazi Germany...and Democrats wrote this. Evil.

Mr Mannn, Mr Mannn Presents 41 Comments [9/1/2009 9:48:18 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

The ComiNazi Award

Apparently OWS is the liberal equivalent of the Super Friends.

Quote# 84416

This Occupy movement is a creation of the communist Left. Despite its disjointed, delusional messages, it is well-organized and already has its own public relations firm, slogan (I am the 99 percent), and the backing of George Soros’ money. In fact, as reported by the Blaze, The Working Family Party, the SEIU, ACORN, The New Party, The Democratic National Committee, Democratic Socialists of America, the Tides Foundation, George Soros and The Obama Administration are all connected to the creation of the Occupy Wall Street movement.

The ultimate goal of these communist leftists is to kill our capitalist system and traditional American way of life, to eliminate the middle class, leaving only the powerless poor and the powerful rich. The punk protesters lying in the streets do not know that they are demanding their very own undoing, but the evil wretches in leftist positions of power certainly know the outcome if their plans prevail. The destruction of the United States of America as we know it is their diabolical goal, and we must do all we can to defeat them. They must not be allowed to succeed.

Gina Miller, ScottFactor.com 30 Comments [10/21/2011 3:19:48 AM]
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Quote# 90719

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

Donald Trump, Class Warfare 29 Comments [11/15/2012 3:49:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Elliott

Quote# 94835

Hello. Has anyone here ever researched the Illuminati?

Well, Pinky and the Brain was a popular cartoon during the 1990s, and the entire purpose of the show is the world domination!
This is not a joke. There is symbolism throughout this episode. In the episode posted below, there are two mouses, both of which represent Barack Obama.
The skinny mouse is Barack Obama's foolish side that sells his soul to Satan, and the short mouse is the Antichrist.

The Brain is code for = Barack + Hussein= Brain.


Please Watch This:

Pinky And The Brain S3E25 A Pinky And The Brain Halloween - YouTube



*Pause at 0:29 Seconds and look at the head shape, ears, neck
*Pause at 0:19 seconds. This shows Barack Obama as a Professor, which is true since Obama taught constituional law.
*Pause at 3:18 seconds, which shows Barack Obama's skin color.
*Watch carefully at 08:21 seconds because Satan gives Barack Obama the entire world! Also, the Image of the Beast is set up.
*Watch 11:17 seconds, which shows the Beast laughing at torture in Hell.

ek1990, RF 29 Comments [6/12/2013 3:26:36 AM]
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Quote# 76169

There’s absolutely nothing racist about anything.

Racism is a liberal construct.

They are the ones obsessed with it.

Racism is a Trotskyan invention.

It is a communist weapon to smear, attack and terminate all debate.

Incitatus, Moonbattery 28 Comments [9/19/2010 9:05:03 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 93043

The servants of the Dark Lord are the wizard Saruman, the nine Ringwraiths (former kings of men), the Orcs, and the Uruk-Hai. Saruman and the Ringwraiths are traitorous members of the races of the Fellowship. But who are the Orcs, the hideous, greedy, treacherous, squat, squabbling servants of the Dark Lord, who feast like maggots on the corpse of murdered nature, who swarm like cockroaches through the bowels of the Earth? They are Tolkien's equivalent of Wagner's Niebelungen, who are an allegorical representation of the Jews. And then there are the Uruk-Hai -- the tall, muscular, aggressive, stupid, black-skinned soldiers of the Dark Lord -- spawned and gestated in mud, and unleashed by Sauron and the Orcs to enslave and exterminate the fair races of the Fellowship.

As my companion and I drove away into the sprawling urban hell of Atlanta, I wondered aloud: "How can people watch a movie like that and then return to this without feeling profoundly alienated? How can they see such magnificent natural landscapes and such beautiful, organic buildings -- and then feel at home in this tacky, plastic cityscape? How can they see such serious, noble, idealistic people -- and then watch 'Friends' and 'Will and Grace'? How can they see such magnificent specimens of the White race -- and then contentedly rub elbows with Negroes, Mestizos, and Jews?"

If more people took Tolkien's world to heart, this world would be finished.

Thus it is a veritable miracle that this movie was made in today's culture. The Orcs will surely recognize the threat it poses. But there is nothing they can do now to prevent the rest of the trilogy from being made and released, for Peter Jackson made all three films at the same time!

Trevor Lynch, Vanguard News Network 17 Comments [3/10/2013 4:03:54 AM]
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Quote# 88192

The Sun Is Much Smaller And A Lot Closer Than We Are Misled To Believe,

Like it or not,believe it or not,malevolently designed illusions,a holographic curtain of stars we call outer space, has been intentionally wrapped around our world and purposefully injected into our minds,deceiving us and keeping us as far away from the brutal truth as possible,meant to ensure we never discover where we actually are,never find out whats really being done to us and never know whos doing it...

Go outside on a clear day and try looking at the sun,its so blindingly bright we cant even look at it with our eyes and theres just no way that i'm going to believe its really 865,000 miles across and 93,000,000 miles away...

Because the sun is much smaller than we are intentionally misled to think it is and its a lot closer than we are purposefully taught to believe it is...

If the suns gravity keeps the earth in orbit,whats holding the sun within its orbit?

Why do we only see a few hundred stars at night? why isnt the night sky filled with millions of stars? why isnt the sky at night aglow like day?

Visualize the functions and understand the reasons for those little heat lights that so many of us hang up high inside our home made terrariums,shining down to keep our little pets illuminated and warm,as they live and die totally oblivious within,never realizing they exist in a fabricated reality....

Perhaps this will be too profoundly disturbing for a lot of people to try and comprehend and so ridiculing and denying the possibility will be easier for them to live with,but i think its the brutal truth and the possibility of it actually being true is very real and should not be ignored...

Blocula, Above Top Secret 37 Comments [7/7/2012 6:39:26 AM]
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Submitted By: J. James

Quote# 62247

(Mark Peeters believes that, the more massive something is, the lower it's maximum possible attainable speed in vaccuum; therefore, satellites and space flight are a massive hoax)

Conclusion : US-space-travel is FAKE

Since astron(a)uts, SCUD-missiles, rocket-bombs and TV-satellites weight more than ONE kilogram..., it is all religion and fake(lore),
done with real airplanes.
Since an airplanes can only fall 1 minute, without touching the ground, astron(a)uts can only be 'weightless' during that 1 minute in that (parabolic) fall.

I will give all my money (and even my life) to the first person who knows a scientific publication, f.i. in PHYSICAL REVIEW, that contradicts the (current) 28.800km/hr-limit.

Mark Peeters, The Moon Landing Was Fake 27 Comments [5/12/2009 8:56:50 AM]
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Quote# 84846

High speed rail systems are a Marxist social corral system, to force the collective into the state-ordered societies....controlled by central government edict.

Government in the US has been made from individualism and private property—the freedom to go where ever they wanted—when they wanted. This freedom created individuals who bucked collective societies and all efforts of govt. to control their lives and telling them where they could live and what they are allowed to do.

These systems are going to determine where the masses can live and what areas they are allowed to enter (and when). Government it buying up all lands that will be off limits to the masses....agenda 21. The elites will control all aspects of the ignorant masses in the US if we allow these to be built. They are only for mass control of population in a slave society.

savagesusie, Free Republic 36 Comments [11/18/2011 10:48:11 AM]
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Quote# 87401

[The denizens of SN are discussing chemtrails....]

Time to shoot the planes down. They are killing you and your kids, thats trespassing on your god given rights. You have the right to kill them.

Anyone that says otherwise, shoot them too.


Mike, Subverted Nation 29 Comments [5/18/2012 3:01:15 AM]
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Quote# 82610

[Obama] is a fool and puppet for his Jewish plantation owner George Soros. His whole life was planned for him to include which schools to attend, the subjects to major in, churches to attend and I suspect who his wife would be. A shallow underachiever, overwhelmed by the task handed to him by his handlers. If Pelosi had not been around he would have failed miserably. In fact he is surrounded by women who direct his life. He will go down as the most corrupt unprincipled person to ever occupy the White House.

Rock, Moonbattery 34 Comments [7/15/2011 3:45:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Brendan Rizzo

Quote# 76919

There is something interesting in this Chile miners rescue operation. Something strange; if you look at the numbers it looks very much illuministic.

- There are 33 miners; one number important to illuminists.
- The name of rescue capsule is Fenix (the symbol of Illuminati is the bird -Fenix)
- They start the rescue operation at midnight local time. Why just midnight? (The time witches are doing their spells)
- Also then has started the 13th of October. (number 13)
- That is 18 days (18=6+6+6) from witches Halloween feast 31st October.
- Also on Wednesday it has passed 22 (2x11) days from the witches Mabon-sabbath (the autumnal equinox)21st September.

So, I'm just wondering what's going on: Why all these occult timings and numbers and symbols? Is there any symbolism what will soon happen? As a believer of course you think it's like death arising in rapture, but could this also be a kind of start presentation that the NWO will be born and the WW3 start bringing up AC, who will rise like a Fenix-bird from ashes?

Well, I'm just thinking aloud. Somehow this is an important occasion: the whole world watching. It just took my attention when I saw all these dates and numbers and thought what is the message behind all this.

Marjatta , Rapture In The Air 55 Comments [10/15/2010 3:19:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Siva

Quote# 99272

Tell NASA to snap a picture of the Sun with an iPhone or regular camera while in space, in free space, which means above the atmosphere, in the "vacuum". Why haven't they done so, yet? Well, here's something that'll blow your mind... they CAN'T. The Sun is not visible to the naked eye or any camera that is meant to mimic how the human eye works. Astronauts can not see the Sun or ANY stars while they are in space. Why is this knowledge kept secret?

keepsake, Shroomery 34 Comments [2/9/2014 7:22:19 PM]
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Quote# 83658

I have not found a real picture of Phoenix tested on the earth.

My dear readers, if NASA’s frauds had to send a probe on Mars with 12 rocket engines pushing from the bottom that has to land going backwards, which was the first thing to do?

To test Phoenix landing on the earth. As usually, we can’t see any video showing Phoenix landing on the earth.

WHY?

Because USA have not technology to land a probe that has to land going backwards. Pure and simple.

Only goats refute this simple concept.



Big-Brain, Above Top Secret 26 Comments [9/7/2011 3:25:25 AM]
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Quote# 70307

It's June 12,2008 and where I live, in Southeast Washington State, the sun now sets in the NORTH, while it used to set in the WEST. It's not tracking as it used to at all, and neither is the moon. My wife and I have been watching these changes for about two years now, and MANY people we talk to around here are asking why this is happening. The only logical explanation is that the earth's tilt is shifting. I don't know what makes you actually believe that the governments of the world cannot stifle the news media, or are you really that naive? All they have to do is say that it is a matter of National Security, and it's done. If you honestly can't see the changes in the locations of the constellations, the sun track and the moon track, then please visit your vision expert. Wake up, kids, something big IS happening. We humans have never seen it happen before, so how do we know how it's supposed to look? I happen to think that a sudden rash of volcano eruptions and earthquakes is significant, especially when it is accompanied by a reported shift in the earth's axis. Has NOBODY ever heard of the HAB theory? Listen, stick your head in the sand if you want, it's perfectly OK with me, but when the sun starts to suddenly change what it's been doing since the day I was born, I pay attention.

Marty, Daily Common Sense 31 Comments [2/15/2010 9:45:56 PM]
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Quote# 87665

While reading Walter Laqueur’s biography of Josef Stalin, I was struck by a couple of similarities between Stalin and Obama. Even though Stalin’s life and personality were for very different from Obama’s, there are a couple of important similarities between the two men. The most obvious one, which almost certainly laid the foundation for the hatred that was embedded in the souls of both leaders, was their extremely dysfunctional and unhappy childhoods.

A second similarity is their remarkable success in portraying themselves to be men of great character and morality, the exact opposite of who they really were/are. Stalin, much like Obama today, succeeded in carrying out a nonstop propaganda campaign in which he was portrayed to the public as the kindly “Uncle Joe,” notwithstanding his ruthless murdering of tens of millions of his own countrymen.

...

Many of us picked up on Obama’s lack of feeling and nonexistent humanity early on. In my article “Saul, Barack and me, Part 1,” back in 2009, I wrote, “After a good deal of study and observation, my take on him [Obama] is that he is a man without a soul. And, as a soulless individual, his actions are not hampered by trivial moral considerations.”

Thus, the one thing that I believe Obama definitely has in common with Josef Stalin is that he lacks compassion for others, be they rich or poor, while professing, like Stalin, to be the great defender of the working class.

...

But don’t sell Obama and his switchblade smile short just yet. He has a troupe of assassins behind him that make the perpetrators of the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre look like Boy Scouts by comparison. They include such left-wing radicals as Valerie Jarrett, Kathleen Sebelius, Eric Holder, Richard Tumka, David Axelrod, Andy Stern, Van Jones, Mark Lloyd, Cass Sunstein, Anita Dunn, John Holdren, Bill Ayers and, above all, the “kind and gracious” FLOTUS.

He also has the money, the support of millions of useful idiots and a revolutionary’s rigid determination when it comes to bringing down America, Western civilization and capitalism.

Robert Ringer, World Net Daily 30 Comments [6/4/2012 3:24:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30

Quote# 83765

I found this image a while back... Took me a while to find this again... You know the video that was released of the Pentagon Attack? The video that just shows a blip on the screen and then an explosion. Well you cannot distinguish what the object is. Why would they hide the Videos? Perhaps because they can be freeze framed and people would see what actually hit the Pentagon. Take a close look at this image.. The bottom image is a Cruise Missile painted as an American Airline's Jetliner. Very close comparison isn't it? Especially when flying at a low altitude cruising at around 400+ MPH...




Knightly Knews, Democratic Underground 43 Comments [9/13/2011 3:00:58 AM]
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Quote# 85322

They want to disorganize America and turn it into some African nation of little savage pervs who will think of no further than, litteraly, a spitting distance.

Obama wants a lottery drawn about who will be America or leading the world next. It’s a scam of course because he is cynical and only wants to destroy and not build any other country.

It’s part of the French Guillotine and Soviet Purge denounciation system. It’s easy when someone will be paid with drugs or a quick sex fix or homosexual acts in public to denounce the rich and the organized vs. a disorganized idiotic state and Marxist gang of morons.

Their equality of wealth somehow does not imply merrit in their equation.

It’s like “hope and change” taking the convicted fox into the hen house will change him into a hen.

The guy is a murderer, thief and organizer of pogroms (flash mobs and OWS) and genocide.

Welcome Pol Pot USA.

JudgemAll, Free Republic 25 Comments [12/22/2011 4:29:18 AM]
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Quote# 91285

Yes, Sesame Street tries to teach faggotry and socialism to children.

Telletubies is also a fag infomercial for really young children.

Blessings
Bob


bobx23456, Men's Rights Online 28 Comments [12/10/2012 4:28:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Jordan

Quote# 79174

I am a Sovereign Citizen of the Republic of Ohio, and represent myself as such at all times. I sign my Driver's License with "su juris U-CC-207" and my Automobile Registration with "Under Duress, All rights Reserved." A criminal courts judge saw that on my license last year and promptly dismissed a traffic ticket, asking the Officer, "Didn't you look at his license and see that?" When a police officer stops me, I ask him or her, "are you a Peace Officer, or a Policy Enforcer"? They always act with respect after that.

autowrench, Above Top Secret 24 Comments [2/2/2011 4:45:04 AM]
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Quote# 76791

was fortunate to watch the first Apollo on live TV. Knowing that there would be a "canned" statement when the Astronaut stepped onto the surface of the moon, I was attuned to the first 'real' comment he would make. I was somewhat shocked to CLEARLY hear that first observation, "It's solid!" So shocked, that I turned to my parents and made a sarcastic remark, 'What did he think it was made of, Green Cheese?' So, after all these years, I can clearly remember the incident. One of the most important pictures (I bought a set at the time) was the shot of the footprint on the moon with only a minimum of dust showing.

Not long ago, I recalled the event and did a search on the Internet and found a Transcript of the radio transmissions. I had my second shock of that event. The statement that I remember so well was edited OUT of the transcript and replaced with a remark that the transmission was garbled. See (the link for) Transcript segment below. There was NOTHING garbled about that transmission, the statement came through NATIONAL TV as clear as a bell.

Furthermore, if anyone really thinks that NASA was not worried about the lander sinking. Then they owe it to themselves to take a trip to Washington and see the craft in the Smithsonian. The first time I saw the module I though that the design was very odd. After seeing it in person, I understood the design. NASA was so concerned about the vehicle sinking that they put it on stilts, had HUGE floats attached to the legs and also equipped it with a mechanism to only allow the engines to shut down if there was a solid base. Just looking at the vehicle and then considering that it was landing in a gravity 1/6th Earth's convinced me that NASA was paranoid about the lander sinking.

I believe that at the time of the Apollo missions, it was common knowledge that one of the expectations was to PROVE the age of the moon was very old. I now realize that this was the Evolutionist/Creationist battle in full swing back then.

The reason I bring this to your attention is I am a FIRST SOURCE, and I hate to think that this important information will be lost when I die. It clearly documents the lengths that evolutionists will go to ELIMINATE documentation that supports Creation. I should further mention that AT THE TIME THIS OCCURRED, I WAS AN EVOLUTIONIST. Fortunately, I came to know the Lord a short time later.

Thomas S. Doherty , in the Beginning 30 Comments [10/10/2010 5:02:07 AM]
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Quote# 66144

[I alway wondered though, how do they get such clear images from a lens moving 17,000 mph?]

They don't. The Hubble space telescope is a hoax! Just like the moon landing.

All the pictures are photoshop fakes. Not only that, NASA gets them made up on the cheap in China.

Mr Murray, Vanguard News Network 29 Comments [10/8/2009 2:40:21 PM]
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Quote# 100758

In order to understand why I have chosen these foods you must first know how the human bodies descended into the 3rd dimensional world in first place. This is not our natural home. Being here as long as we have been was not intentional. We didn’t plan to stay here permanently. You could say it was purely by accident that we ended up getting stuck in this 3d world. The Earth, without a doubt, is the most beautiful planet in the Milky Way galaxy and that is why it was "the" vacation spot of the galaxy for millions of years. There was always a constant stream of visitors coming here from Worlds and Galaxies far and wide.

Like all societies, there are always people who want to ‘up the ante’ by increasing the intensity of the sensations a 5d being normally experienced on their visits to Earth, by staying for longer and longer periods of time. It would be like the sensation or high you get by the making the roller coaster you’re riding in go faster and faster.

One of the most exciting things about coming to Earth was eating 3d food. Food was not eaten for nutrition but for the exquisite taste and sensations you would get. Just like today, there were many 3d restaurants, 3d shops, 3d clothes and thousands of 3d things you could buy and take back to your 5d world. This was a most exciting thing to do. Just like the feelings you get when you go on a shopping spree to Las Vegas or similar places.

After million of years of these activities, making their vacation times longer and longer and eating more and more 3d foods, it was like the fad of the time to be "3d" savvy.

At the first part of this "million of years of fun" period every body got rape up in the 3d fads and sensations, we stop noticing the slight discomfort we would normally get when staying too long in this density, it had become less bothersome, someone even came with the brilliant idea to eliminate these "you have over-stayed your time " symptoms altogether. By brewing up a concoction of 3d foods and herbs, a new miracle drug was manifested to take care of this problem once and for all. The brew was similar to what you know today as ice-cream. The main active ingredients were carbon-based sugars and iron.

This new miracle drug took the galaxy by storm. Now anyone could come to Earth and stay as long as they wanted to and even eat the 3d foods without any noticeable after-effects. This certainly was the talk of the galaxy for a long time, now even more visitors are streaming to the planet, eating more 3d food and staying longer than ever before.

Here-in is where the "The Fall" actually began. The after-effects you used to get from eating 3d foods, that you thought you got rid of , are now back to bite you in the butt.

Since I am on the subject of 3d foods I may as well address the question that’s sure to come up which is "Why do you ask us not to eat any fruits and vegetables while on the 5 magic words diet?

The seat of the multi-dimensional mind that controls the physical body is the stomach (you are what you eat)

The body mind itself is the human heart. The dimension that your body will gravitate to or harmonize with is dictated by the directions from the heart. Communication with the heart or body mind is done with Light and Sound. The real blood stream of the physical body is a form of liquid light. The digestive system is designed to extract or digest the Sound and Light frequencies from our words and thoughts and condense them into liquid light. By changing the frequencies of the heart you change the frequencies of this liquid light, which in turn changes the frequencies of the body. When your words and thoughts or foods are 3d based, it is inevitable that the body must follow.

Likewise, when your words and thoughts and foods are 5d based, guess what happens to the body? Now let me ask you a question. Can you tell what words and thoughts and foods are 5d based? Bingo!!!

Would you believe a double-quarter with cheese and diet coke could possibly be 5d based? The frequencies of a substance in dictated by it component part. In other words, the sum total frequencies of all of its parts equal the base frequency of that item.

Wiley Brooks, Breatharian Institute of America 25 Comments [5/3/2014 3:03:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Randomosaur

Quote# 84741

Did you ever consider what those birth certificates and census forms were REALLY about?

Who owns you? Some disturbing facts that affect everyone!

These are some of the facts which are so shrewdly hidden that the mere ability comprehend what they truly entail is beyond most Americans. The list is fairly long, but it is worth the read.

The IRS is not a U.S. Government Agency. It is an Agency of the IMF. (Diversified Metal Products v. IRS et al. CV-93-405E-EJE U.S.D.C.D.I., Public Law 94-564, Senate Report 94-1148 pg. 5967, Reorganization Plan No. 26, Public Law 102-391.)
The IMF is an Agency of the UN. (Blacks Law Dictionary 6th Ed. Pg. 816)
The U.S. Has not had a Treasury since 1921. (41 Stat. Ch.214 pg. 654)
The U.S. Treasury is now the IMF. (Presidential Documents Volume 29-No.4 pg.113, 22 U.S.C. 285-288)
The United States does not have any employees because there is no longer a United States. No more reorganizations. After over 200 years of operating under bankruptcy its finally over. (Executive Order 12803) Do not personate one of the creditors or share holders or you will go to Prison.18 U.S.C. 914

[it gets crazier from there, eg:]

Britain is owned by the Vatican. (Treaty of 1213)
The Pope can abolish any law in the United States. (Elements of Ecclesiastical Law Vol.1 53-54)
A 1040 form is for tribute paid to Britain. (IRS Publication 6209)

Commercial Redemption, Commercial Redemption 26 Comments [11/10/2011 3:02:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Meshakhad

Quote# 87840

A Canadian farmer has lost at least 250 cows in the past 10 years. While the government has charged him and says he failed to feed them, the farmer claims the alien defense.

Werner Bock has posted plenty of YouTube videos in recent years detailing his cattle's malnourished appearance, sunken features and hair loss. He declares that his cows were the victims of "death rays," some form of alien weapon that's been covered up by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

"At least 250 head of cattle have died from what we call a death beam," Bock said on camera in May of last year. "Where the atmospheric air is manipulated into a death beam, focused on the noses of the animals."

The animals breath in the death beam and slowly die, the eastern New Brunswick farmer claims.

Werner Bock, Huffington Post 28 Comments [6/19/2012 4:29:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 91380



Robert Catalano, Evidence, Please 16 Comments [1/11/2013 4:54:02 PM]
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Quote# 88948

A small amount of confusion on this - there were in fact, TWO individuals born within a relatively short time span of each other, one in Kenya, the other somewhere in US jurisdiction (may or may not have been Hawaii), bearing the name “Barack Hussein Obama”, and both purportedly the offspring of Barack Hussein Obama the Senior. One was designated “Junior”, the other the suffix “II” or “the Second”.

My contention is that the Current Occupant of the Oval Office may not, in fact, be the genetic descendant of BHO Senior, but the love child of Stanley Dunham and an as yet unidentified woman who was an American of African descent. Stanley Anne Dunham faked the pregnancy and entered into a marriage of convenience with Senior, for the express purpose of disguising the misdeed of her father. The child was delivered, not in Hawaii, but in or near Seattle, Washington, whisked away to Hawaii, and a “certificate of live birth” was created to cover this clandestine transfer. Unfortunately, everybody who would have been privy to any or all of this information is now deceased.

I want to see some DNA evidence.

alloysteel, Free Republic 28 Comments [8/13/2012 3:46:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 79179

This was a different Obama last night

By Candace

Jan 26, 2011 - 3:53:43 PM

Last night I noticed a scar under his hair on the left side of his head. I have not seen this before in his hair patterns. Doesn't mean this version hasn't been around, but I am pretty sure we now have 2 with nearly gray to whitish hair. The one who recently showed up at the Arizona ceremony, who was the skinny lanky one I have seen before, but I did not realize HOW skinny until I saw him walking in the ill fitting silk suit. If the man had a legitimate surgery, the public has a right to know! My guess is this was a plastic surgery to make the man who is pretending look more like the real thing. Readers, you need to attempt to gently make some of your folks aware of the different hair colors and the like, you can just show them images and say you are wondering what is going on!


Well just now on GLP there is a thread going and there are pics. The scar runs down into his neck.

Candace, Abundant Hope 28 Comments [2/3/2011 6:11:10 AM]
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Quote# 83064

Now, I don't know about you, but I am flat-out fed up with these arrogant parasites lying to and about me, calling me and other decent Americans cultists, killers of old people, abusers of children, and lackeys of a boogey-man class the neo-fascist Democrats call "the Rich." I am totally over being talked down to by knuckle-dragging degenerates who can't keep their pants zipped or pay their taxes or get through a week without taking a bribe. We are paying for five-star, Made in the USA government, and getting cheap, Chinese junk.

The neo-fascist Democrats and their "reach-across-the-aisle" running dog RINOs need to be gotten out of government, the sooner the better, and by any means legally possible.

Which brings us to the so-called "President," one Barry Barack Hussein Obama-Soetoro, he of the phony social security number, and self-proclaimed natural born citizen of the United States of America. I say self-proclaimed, because he has steadfastly refused to produce valid proof that he is who and what he claims to be. Indeed, he has spent some $2,000,000 to make sure the public has zero access to documents regarding his past.

Since he will not produce his records from Occidental College — we know he went there, because there are pictures of him there, smoking dope — I must assume that a) he never graduated; or b) he did, but because of affirmative action; or c) he was receiving aid as a foreign student, i.e., an Indonesian, like his adoptive step-father, Lolo Soetoro; or d) a combination of a and/or b, and c. The same goes for Columbia, where no one — I repeat, no one — remembers him, and Harvard.

I can hear the Obamabots now, going apoplectic, calling me a racist, a conspiracy nut, a birther. But if I am wrong, all Obama has to do is unseal the records, and prove it. Period.

As to the birther part of it, since a large number of independent experts have declared every single purported Obama birth record to be rather crude forgeries, I still await verifiable proof.

The really outrageous thing about all this is that what Obama-Soetoro refuses to produce is what a greeter at Wal-Mart or a federal GS-03 file clerk is required to hand over to get hired, and would be fired for, if the documents or claims turned out to be fake. But according to the corrupt federal judges who have thrown out every single suit asking for this documentation, the man holding the highest, most powerful, and thus, most responsible office in the free world, doesn't have to. Folks, there is something seriously, dangerously wrong here.

Michael Oberndorf, Renew America 34 Comments [8/7/2011 2:47:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 86765

Back in 2006 after the national elections in Kenya, Raila Odinga had lost his try for President of Kenya but rioting ensued by his followers. BHO2 encouraged Odinga to foment murderous rampages. Christian churches were burned down with parishioners inside.
Never, never, never forget that our President advised his relative to do that. It is what he intends for the U.S. - of that, I have no doubt.

SatinDoll, Free Republic 19 Comments [4/3/2012 3:48:29 AM]
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