Trimegistus #fundie voxday.blogspot.co.uk

I have a theory: they won't condemn pedophilia because they have sensed that it's on the calendar as the next big Fundamental Human Freedom They've Always Supported. They've got gay marriage, they've got legally-enforced cuckoldry, they've got their fucking legal weed, they've got Federally-funded abortions. Kid-fucking is the obvious next step. (I used to think it would be polygamy, but I've come to realize that after shoving gay marriage up our collective asses, polygamy just doesn't have that pervy transgressive thrill they're addicted to.)

I don't keep up with upcoming film releases, but I'd be willing to bet the price of a movie ticket that there will be one "brave" and critically-acclaimed film about an attractive and high-status person having a sexual relationship with a child. (Probably adult lesbian and teenage girl, so anyone who objects can be called a homophobe who hates women.) I also wouldn't put it past Obama to give Roman Polanski a Presidential pardon before heading off on his post-Presidential bribe-collection tour of the Middle East.

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