Sign me up for the guillotine. I'd rather die and be with Jesus than risk those microchips being anywhere near me. One way tickets to Hell they are.
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Like anybody is going to bring back the guillotine. The Anti-Christ is supposed to be from Europe, yet the death penalty is gone in all of The European Union.
Most people refuse to be tagged with a microchip.
/Begin sarcasm
I am so with you! My dogs are micro chipped and I just know they are actually monitoring me and my husband.We don't let the dogs be in any room where we are having a conversation. We don't take them with us in the car anywhere because the car is the only safe place. We thought about killing them, but don't think god wants us to kill our faithful, loving companions.
Oh, the dilemma. What to do. What to do.
/end sarcasm
Fine, I'll start sharpening the blade.
Edit @ tmr
We don't take them with us in the car anywhere because the car is the only safe place.
How old is your car? Most made after the mid 90's have fink chips built into them, so it's not as safe as you think!
Sign me up for the Iron Maiden, I hate this world.
Huh? You don't have one handy? Shucks, I'll just have to wait it out, then.
Actually, Now that I think about it, Martyrdom by guillotine and tagging people with microchips are one of the few constants that Fundies have stuck with for twenty-five years, regarding Biblical prophecy interpretation.
You should give them credit for that.
Sorry. If there WAS a guillotine, and you could sign up other people for it, I would sign you up for it. Honest. You're caught between the sure damnation of suicide and the sure damnation of microchips. You'll just have to hide under your bed when you hear those jackbooted UN troops marching down your street. Good luck.
I'd rather die and be with Jesus than risk those microchips being anywhere near me.
Funny how 99% of the comments about Jesus made by these nuts are virtually identical to the comments made by celebrity stalkers...
"I shot John Lennon and was planning on shooting myself so we could be together!"
@kingoftheheavies:
The guillotine as we know it was invented at the end of the 18th century (suggested in 1789, functional in 1792).
Though earlier decapitation devices are known to have existed starting from the 12th century, during the 15th century decapitation was mostly done with a good old axe or sword, not with some newfangled machine.
Plus, back then decapitation was a privilege of the nobility; the common man had to settle for hanging. :P [/nitpicking]
There are microchips in your computer, dumbass. Unless you've lived under a rock in the deepest, darkest corner of the Amazon rainforest for the last few decades, you should know this.
Seriously, how can anyone be this stupid? It must hurt.
Appt. for one w/guillotine--Not Perfect But Forgiven. Friday, 3:45pm.
There. All signed up. Thanks for calling.
@Eileen:
They've been threatening us with the guillotine stuff since at least the late 70s. They made us watch an xian endtimes snuff film in youth group once that portrayed martyrs going to the head slicer en mass.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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