GOD hid hundreds, if not thousands, if not millions of world life events in the bible codes!
For example - In Isaiah 53 - Found in the codes are - JESUS' name as the Messiah, the 12 apostles, the 3 Marys, Pilate, and many other real life people who had to do with JESUS too.
Found in the bible codes would be world events, modern events and even smaller events for example --->>>> My friend David's name is in a bible code, with his wives name Mary crossing his name, with their marriage date crossing both their names!
Just think about it. GOD put both of their names in the bible crossing each other, now their marriage date crosses their names. This is just one single tiny tiny tiny example of the possible millions of bible codes found in the bible!
I share this with the atheists but guess what? It wont work! They still will not believe. They still reject JESUS and the holy bible!
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Humanity looks for meaning in recurring patterns, but then we can only connect the dots backwards (thanks Steve Jobs), and a lot of this only happens on hindsight rather than foresight that includes the David and Mary case.
Just saying, Chinese astrology has done that as well auspicious dates for weddings are selected on the basis of the couple's birth dates and times.
For fuck's sake, God did not write any version of the Bible: men did. Many different men that contradict each other and often themselves. The various gospels written and rewritten by the apostles and other supposed associates of Jesus were voted on and edited to make the Bible, which has since been rewritten.
Ooooh, I found the hidden code in Garrett's post. Using only words he typed into his post, I find the hidden meaning of his message.
"I reject JESUS and the holy bible. Share this with hundreds of thousands of people."
There you have it, Garrett's secret code.
@Prager
I believe people actually have found funny "Bible Codes" like that to tear down the whole conspiracy.
Not to mention all the end of the world prophecies that came from bible code and failed to happen again and again and again.
"GOD hid hundreds, if not thousands, if not millions of world life events in the bible codes! "
Including the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
"GOD hid hundreds, if not thousands, if not millions of world life events in the bible codes!"
Show me in the Bible - verbatim - the words 'Blu-Ray player'; also what format will replace this - and maybe your claims might be listened to, Gary Feltender.
"I share this with the atheists but guess what? It wont work!"
Quelle surprise...! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
Man, this kind of credible BS gives me gas.
Anyway, it's called Synchronicity (look it up) and it's the friend of con-men and -women everywhere.
Stop being so goddamn gullible, Garrett.
Bible codes are a load of BS.
They used the same methods to find "predictions" of 9/11 in a Vanilla Ice back catalogue.
Then they did it in reverse to show 9/11 reports "predicted" the downfall of Vanilla Ice's career.
One Israeli computer programmer used the "Bible Code" techniques on the Hebrew translation of Gone With The Wind , and found several messages that were just as prophetic.
Mr. Felender needs to stop watching his copy of The Omega Code . Seriously.
Please share with us your cytological code so that your results will be reproducible. Than we'll fairly judge the existence of biblical predictions.
Until then, we'll call bullshit and laugh at your idiocy. What I'm betting you did is look for words in the first letter of sentences and such. Now people hiding words in that is a real thing, but it happens accidentally all the time. There are only so many letters in the English language, and common words almost universally use a small subset of those letters. So it stands to reason that in any sufficiently large work, one can find such codes. This is simply due to the size of the work, not the correctness of the work or of its predictive ability.
What I'm going to say may shock you Garrett, but when you look for certain patterns, you start to see them because you want to see them. Not because they are really there.
GOD hid hundreds, if not thousands, if not millions of world life events in the bible codes!
God also said (and not in any kind of code... it's very plain and open about it) that what you're talking about is a massive sin, and that trying to make others believe in that stuff is rejecting God, and Jesus... and the Bible.
I share this with the atheists but guess what? It wont work! They still will not believe. They still reject JESUS and the holy bible!
There are millions of things just like that to be found in Moby Dick... Chance? Coincidence? Proof that Moby Dick is all true?
Let me know which you decide... and you'll understand why your "evidence" doesn't convince anyone who doesn't already believe.
I am sure you could use the same methodology to prove that Jesus was gay, if you were so inclined.
Strike that, I doubt this asshat really has a methodology.
@Beezlebub
Clearly this means Vanilla Ice was the mastermind of the 9/11 conspiracy, and his career falling was divine justice!
And now he's rising again...
:P
"GOD hid hundreds, if not thousands, if not millions of world life events in the bible codes! "
So which is it? If you were doing anything more than talking out of your ass, I'd like to think you'd know the value at least to within two orders of magnitude.
Brad Watson, that you?
Nah not enough numbers.
"I share this with the atheists but guess what? It wont work! They still will not believe. They still reject JESUS and the holy bible!"
because you're insane. hey, does it have the date david and mary will divorce, or the number and names of the children they haven't had yet, or when they'll die, and from what?
of course not, because those things haven't happened yet.
"I share this with the atheists but guess what? It wont work! They still will not believe. They still reject JESUS and the holy bible!"
Amazing that even in the face of such overwhelming evidence as this, of god's trickery, we atheists still cannot come to grips with fundy unreality. Why...WHY? can't I bring myself to believe? I am so abashed and appalled at myself.
That's it. I'm going out in the garden and eat worms!
Found in the bible codes would be world events, modern events and even smaller events
And what about that goddamn matching sock I can't find?
Which code from the Bible do I use to find that?
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Riiiight....?
So Gawd hid his messages inside his main biblical message so that we could all spend our lives decoding and arguing over coded meanings rather than, say, helping those in need?
Sounds like a douche bag to me.
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