Short Prayer For Valentines Day
Let's us all unite and join our hands together in prayer for February 14th Valentines day.
Oh St blackops2cel St hamlossus St onecooldude123 and all other glorious holy truecel figures
Lend us incels the stREngth to survive this cold cruel and lonely day of the year
We pray for a NiCe MirAcle that will warm our hearts and bring us joy
We hope the evil scum that enjoy life at our expense will get what they desERve
Let this year's valentines be anothER joyous occasion like the last
AMen
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"We hope the evil scum that enjoy life at our expense will get what they desERve [sic]"
What, laid? Yeah, we hope so, too.
"We hope the evil scum that enjoy life at our expense."
At your expense? How are you contributing to anyone's happiness?
Most of the people you despise don't even know you exist.
@TinyJebus:
ER stands for Elliot Rodgers, so I guess "what they desERve" is being shot down by an incel mass murderer.
I guess the "AM" in "AMen" stands for Alek Minassian, but I have no idea about the other random capitals.
We hope the evil scum that enjoy life at our expense will get what they desERve
Enjoy life at your expense? How is my happy life impinging upon you? I'm not going to make my life miserable just to make you happy. And I am getting what I deserve... a happy home life with a wonderful, loving wife and two wonderful, loving kids. And sex now & then.
BTW, my wife & I don't particularly care for Valentine's Day, either. We tend to show each other love year round and don't need one special day out of the year to do it.
...because nothing says "lover boy" like a bitter desire for some sort of revenge that (pretty much like the "wrath of god") is aimed at all the wrong victims. You're really big on retribution. If you expended that kind of energy on trying to correct your attitude, you could be enjoying life instead, but you find it easier to whine about a problem than to fix it. Tell us, are you a politician?
Is the random capitalized letters supposed to be some kind of code or something? Let me give it a go...
rencmaereram
Now to run it through a word scrambler...
Here's what the unscrambler came up with
link to "Your Dictionary Word Finder"
Sorry, but nothing using all 12 letters.
*sigh*
Just returning from the night out with the lady in my life: taking her to a restaurant, then drinks, finally screwing each other senseless at her place - thus both of us got what we deserved, thank you very much - all I can say is you haven't even got a prayer, manbabies.
Where is your Elliot Todger now...?!
@K
This statement is what gives me a warm glow deep within. They have so little in their lives they need to be oppressed. But oh how wonderful it is to tell them or even just say it.
They don't know you exist, incels. They don't care because they can't. They'd have to know you, as a person, exist. And they don't. They don't. And you are a nothing.
No-one is enjoying life at your expense, dearie. Happiness isn't a zero sum game, it grows with the numbers of people enjoying it. Like we say in Sweden, Shared happiness is double the happiness, shared sorrow is half the sorrow. These dolts somehow do it the wrong way...
Is there a method to your capitalizations? RENICMAERERAM
Nope.
Oh, they are murderous losers? Yeah, pretty-little-rich-boy ER is really a standard for your cause.
We pray for a NickelCerium MirActiniumle that will warm our hearts and bring us joy
Chemcel?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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