Ergo Proctologist Sum
Atheists are paradoxes, because they are their own gods. Ergo they deny their own existence.
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Atheists don't need any gods, silly! How hard can it be to understand that?
Cogito ergo sum. I think, therefore I am .
At least I have one up on your supposedly omnipotent 'God', o Duckturd Dumb, when he can't so much as do the one ultra-easy thing that I can:
Exist.
No, Duckturd Dumb, you are the paradoxes.
And then Duckturd Dumb was a worse -than hyper-hypocrite. >:D
they deny their own existence.
Except they they can see the evidence for their own existence.
Ergo, this is a bad argument for even you Doomie.
@Zed:
Malal, Chaos God of Atheism. Who, due to the way Chaos gods worked, actually grew less powerful the more people believed in him.
Supposedly, he represents the tendency for Chaos to be self-defeating (generally read: kill each other when they're supposed to be cooperating), so he's not totally a joke. But he's in the Bin of Things GW Likes to Pretend Never Happened.
Atheists are paradoxes, because they are their own gods.
I assume you have proof for this claim? I mean, you wouldn't just come out with your opinion and declare it fact... would you?
It's true. I don't exist. Therefore, I don't think and am not am. Therefore, Bible God, and other right wing spittle flecking concepts. Drool on nonexistent brothers!
And one would say this guy is too stupid to live. Yet here he is.
When atheists realize this fallacy do they implode on themselves or do their heads just explode? At least denying our own existence would be possible, because unlike the Christian god we actually exist and have physical proof of existence. So atheists still win.
By strict interpretation of your statement, DoctorDumkopf, you acknowledge the existence of more than one god. Ooopsie!
Those who think inside the box you have put yourself in can be excused for not understanding the difference in concept between god and ego prime.... excused and pitied.
Yeah, now I remember. I got up this morning and worshipped myself. Then I sang a couple of hymns to me, and made a huge tax-deductable donation to myself. Wish I didn't have to eat and drink my body and blood though.
Atheist. A Theist. No Theist. They don't follow any religious beliefs, nor do they worship any gods.
Is it really that hard to understand?
@Jamaican Castle
Malal was god of spite, the willingness to destroy ones self in order to make your enemy suffer.
Necoho was god of Atheism.
[/Warhammer nerd]
*checks* Nope,not a god. Just a human. And I exist.
@Papabear- your comment made me laugh so much.Thank you! :P
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