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Anti-vax parents #ableist #crackpot #psycho #quack texastribune.org

The Texas parents of an unvaccinated 6-year-old girl who died from measles Feb. 26 told the anti-vaccine organization Children’s Health Defense in a video released Monday that the experience did not convince them that vaccination against measles was necessary.

“She says they would still say ‘Don’t do the shots,’” an unidentified translator for the parents said. “They think it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be.”

The couple, members of a Mennonite community in Gaines County with traditionally low vaccination rates, spoke on camera in both English and Low German to CHD Executive Director Polly Tommey and CHD Chief Scientific Officer Brian Hooker.

“It was her time on Earth,” the translator said the parents told her. “They believe she’s better off where she is now.”

“We would absolutely not take the MMR,” the mother said in English, referring to the measles-mumps-rubella vaccination children typically receive before attending school. She said her stance on vaccination has not changed after her daughter’s death.

“The measles wasn’t that bad. They got over it pretty quickly,” the mother said of her other four surviving children who were treated with castor oil and inhaled steroids and recovered.

The couple told CHD that their daughter had measles for days when she became tired and the girl’s labored breathing prompted the couple to take her to Covenant Children’s Hospital in Lubbock. There, the girl was intubated and died a few days later. The other children came down with measles after their sister died.
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The parents’ interview was recorded Saturday and later posted on the website of Children’s Health Defense, an organization founded in 2007 by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now secretary for the U.S. Health and Human Services Department. Kennedy stepped down from the organization to run for president in 2023.

The deceased girl’s father insisted that measles helps build up a person’s immune system. “Also the measles are good for the body for the people,” the father said, explaining “You get an infection out.

Araphel-Ein-Sof #fundie

Revelation 18:23

Revelation 18:23 says “And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”

The Greek word for sorceries in this verse is pharmakeia.

"Pharmakeia” according to Strong's Concordance is "the use of medicine, drugs, or spells." Thayer's Greek Lexicon includes "poisoning" here. Holy balls of fire, that's interesting given recent events! There are poisons deliberately being used in our water, food, medicine, clothing, beds, homes, vehicles.....

So just for kicks, let's do a little word substitution here:

“For by thy pharmakeia were ALL nations deceived."

"For by thy use of medicine, drugs, spells, or poisons were ALL nations deceived."

Are you following me here?

We know that in the end times good will be called bad and bad will be called good, according to Isaiah 5:20. What are seeing these days? We are seeing constant persecution for those who truly care about the health of themselves and others- people such as myself who are almost obsessively (*cough cough*) reading studies and finding that more than 50% of them qualify as absolute junk science. Yet these are the studies that are being upheld as proof that one should have the right to medical freedom taken away. If there is anything we know, it's that we have been lied to. We've been lied to about asbestos, mercury, DDT, tobacco, sugar, fat, cholesterol, Vioxx, fluoride, aspartame, glyphosate- the list just goes on and on!"

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie pittparents.com

[From an article about the author's trans daughter, who moved in with an affirming family at 18]

Over the next couple of months, we learned that this family had relocated to another city. Our son was now sharing a room with their son and had plans to go to a budget college in state that they had helped him to apply for, including filling out the FAFSA. He didn't have his car or cell phone, and he was only communicating with his brother and friends. We also learned that these friends were more aware of the situation than we knew and that the family we saw as friends (we had helped them financially, with rides from school, with yard work just weeks before they sold their home), had been grooming Jake for almost a year. Both of their children were "different", their daughter even wanted to be a cat. I remember feeling so violated, so sick to my stomach, that two self-proclaimed "Christian" people would find their actions not only acceptable but laudable. I know what hate really is now. I don't know why God allowed this.

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I haven't been well in a long time. I saw my doctor and got medicine. It doesn’t seem to help but, hey, I lost 20 pounds. I will admit that I think about just being done with life. I'm honestly tired. My husband and daughter want me to let him go. My son says he tells Jake that I love him, but he won’t let me speak directly to Jake or meet up with them if Jake happens to be in town. Nothing changes and the little boy in the pictures on my walls and on my phone keeps smiling. And a piece of me dies each day.

Vox Day #wingnut #racist voxday.net

[From “Infertility is the End of Democracy”]

A highly astute observation on how the ascent of the so-called nationalist autocracies and the demise of the so-called democracies appears to be inevitable due to the way these democracies heavily bias their policies toward the least-productive members of their societies:

As far as I can tell, the most notable political science results of the 21st century is democracy cannot work well with low fertility rates. All converge on prioritizing retirees over workers and immigrants over citizens escalating social transfers beyond sustainability[…]

This is simply another way that enfranchising and educating women, and encouraging the 30 percent of young women who historically married and had children to enter the work force, is both logically and observably incompatible with societal survival[…]
We can see the fundamental flaws in the underlying assumptions of failed past ideologies
•Communism: the idea that production will take place without a profit incentive
•Libertarianism: the idea that consent is a valid or viable basis for morality and legality
•Democracy: the idea that the collective will of the people exists in any meaningful sense or is relevant to the ordering and sustainability of society in any way
•Representative Democracy: the idea that an elected elite will meaningfully represent the wishes of the people
•Constitutionalism: the idea that words on a piece of paper, interpreted by a political elite, will preserve the intentions of the society’s founders[…]
Personally, I think the reason the “democracies” are failing is because they are fake, evil, and literally gay, but it is without question true that a societal lack of fertility and the inevitable evils that result from it will eventually render even the ideal Platonic form of liberal, constitutional representative democracy non-functional

Mayor Glenn Jacobs #wingnut twitter.com

Check out Reading Lolita in Tehran, a memoir about life, especially for women, in post-Revolutionary Iran. Much of the book centers on the regime's imposition of "the veil" on women. The veil is analogous to the Left's obsession with masking during COVID-19 (and for some, still today). Both are symbols of religious fanaticism, one Islamic, the other secular.image12:09 AM · Mar 25, 2025 · 19.6K Views

Sfc Mac #dunning-kruger #wingnut sfcmac.com

Just a reminder: In January, 2017, the FBI released a document dump that showed Hillary’s emails were accessed by “foreign actors” and that she sent classified emails regarding NATO strategies, Iran, Yemen, Bahrain, and secret intelligence from Hamas, to Oscar Flores, one of Bill Clinton’s aides, so that he can “please print” them for her. Hillary deliberately used an illegal, unsecure server to store and transmit classified information, tampered with evidence, deleted incriminating emails, and lied before Congress. It’s right in front of everyone’s face. She knew that it was a national security violation, but did it anyway. Her malfeasance with regard to classified information cost lives. Thanks to Comey’s corruption, she was never indicted.

IDGAF about their indignation over the Signal call. When the Dems rid their own hypocritical house of their own deliberate national security transgressions, they can bitch and moan over the mistake made by Hegseth’s chat group.

Conservapedia #wingnut conservapedia.com

Based on the comic book character of the same name, Jennifer Walters is a lawyer, but after a car crash caused her cousin Bruce Banner’s blood to mix with hers (different than the original origin) turns her into a She-Hulk. Unlike Banner, she can turn from She-Hulk to Jennifer back and forth. There’s a major feminist tone to it as Jennifer narcissistically says she has it worse than Bruce, and blames men for her other problems. She’s also an adulteress, and rarely takes her job seriously. It also turned openly Catholic hero Matthew Murdock A.K.A. Daredevil into a bumbling bafoon to make Jennifer look good. At the end of the show, Jennifer breaks the fourth wall (a tribute to the 1990s comics) and goes to KEVIN (a robotic stand in for producer Kevin Fiege) and complains that her ending sucks.

Liberal critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert give biased reviews to theatrical films, telling their viewers what to think.

Paula White #fundie #god-complex #mammon #quack baptistnews.com

President Donald Trump’s chief faith adviser is selling seven “supernatural blessings” for Easter season gifts of $1,000 or more.

On her website and social media, televangelist Paula White has a special offer for what she calls the “Passover season” when “your obedience to align yourself with the desires of God” can “release seven specific supernatural blessings for your body, your family, your finances and your future.”

White leads the White House Faith Office and recently assembled a group of 17 evangelical pastors to pray over Trump in the Oval Office.

With a portion of Exodus 23, she takes God’s promise to the Children of Israel and applies it today to those who give her $1,000 or more.

“As we read in Exodus 23, when you honor God during this Passover,” she claims, God will “assign an angel to you,” “be an enemy to your enemies,” “give you prosperity,” “take sickness away from you,” “give you a long life, “bring increase and inheritance” and “give a special year of blessing.”

All this can be yours, she says, if you bring a “Passover offering to the house of the Lord.”

Then she relates this testimony from one of her followers named Alfred: “I sowed a seed as a result of the teaching of giving during the Passover season. As a result, my unemployment benefits were restored and increased this past week. My family and I are being provided for, and spiritual blessings are evident. I believe the 7 Blessings are being manifested in me, and believe full restoration will take place in my life, career, child, and service to the Lord.”

But wait, there’s more!

With your gift of $1,000 or more, White will send you a 10-inch-high Waterford cross, plus some devotionals and an “olive wood communion set from the Holy Land.”

That special set “contains unleavened bread and grape juice from the Holy Land, two beautiful olive wood communion cups” and a booklet, her advertisement says. With these items in hand, “you can join Paula in taking communion during our special Good Friday online GLOBAL communion service at noon eastern on April 18.”

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy sinfest.xyz

[From “March 12, 2025: Bad Place 5”]

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Panel 1: Someone wearing sunglasses and earpieces come behing the Aryan Ubermensch of the previous cartoon, saying “Hey fellow White supremacist”
Panel 2: The man does a Nazi salute while saying “Fire up the gas chambers” and “Can you smell what the fuehrer is cooking”
Panel 3: The man is concluding with “World White whitopia” while being surrounded by two angels, a pot of mayo and Wonderbread
Panel 4: A MAGA-wearing Brainled says “Uh… based?”, to which a MAGA-wearing Wojak replies “No. Fed”

An earlier version, available here, is shown below;; the only difference resides in that Panel 2 has the Fed plant saying “Round up the mudbloods” and “Exterminaaaate” instead of “Can you smell…”

distressed parent #transphobia pittparents.com

I have endured four birthdays since my son was seduced by the heinous trans cult at 19. On his twenty-third birthday, my husband was unaware of this special day we shared. I did not remind him about his son's birthday, as I knew it would heighten his daily pain and anger. So for the day that would have been celebratory in a sane world, I shouldered alone my tender grief. The birthday of my son is also my birth - day. Along with my son, my memory has been stolen of the joyous welcoming of my healthy infant son. As this essay elequently expresses, for PITT parents there are jolts of even more pain throughout the years that are visceral markers of our cruel alienation from a precious child with whom we once shared a loving relationship. Our primal ambiguous loss is beyond sad.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. #quack #pratt #dunning-kruger statnews.com

When Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed as America’s secretary of health and human services, neutral observers might have asked themselves: Would it be possible for a lawyer who had questioned the safety of childhood vaccinations for two decades to look at the available data and reconsider his views?

Kennedy’s recent interviews with Fox News, along with an op-ed he published on that outlet’s website, have been enough to make many experts conclude the answer is “no”

Parsing every claim about the measles vaccine that Kennedy has made would take a long time, so let’s focus on one: that the vaccine causes deaths every year. Researchers say that simply isn’t true, except potentially in a small number of people who are not supposed to receive it — those with compromised immune systems

“There are adverse events from the vaccine,” Kennedy said in a March 11 interview with Fox’s Sean Hannity. “It does cause deaths every year. It causes — it causes all the illnesses that measles itself causes, encephalitis and blindness, et cetera. And so people ought to be able to make that choice for themselves”[…]
“The MMR vaccine has never been found to cause a death in an immunocompetent individual,” Daniel Griffin, chief of the division of infectious diseases at Island Infectious Disease Medical in New York said, echoing that conclusion. “If you’ve got someone who has a compromised immune system, and someone doesn’t know any better and gives them an active vaccine, which is what you are not supposed to do, then, you know, that could result in a death”[…]
Kennedy’s claim about vaccine deaths came amid a series of other claims about vaccine safety. In one interview, he claimed vaccines are rarely compared with placebos; they usually are. He also made it sound as if measles immunity from the vaccine wanes faster than it does; in fact it is typically lifelong

Ani Osaru #crackpot #magick #racist #ufo #conspiracy truthmafia.com

Jupiter island, you know, Jupiter is the orange planet. Trump is called the orange man. Trump was born on a blood moon. And there is a, you know, the connection with Trump being the possible last president in the, in the book, back in the 1900s, talking, talking about the last president. And Trump was actually, since he was born during a blood moon and we had a blood moon during his second presidency where he’s going to make these radical changes to usher in the new world Order. They’re also connecting it back to the book, Baron Trump’s marvelous journey on the ground.

We gave a lot of connections with that. Where the underground cities and some of the Sabbathian Frankish practices is to utilize children as a Saddamic gate to time travel. Some real indecent things. When you really understand the real thing, the real aspect of what they’re doing. Trump also met with the president of FIFA and they came out with this of a nine world championship, world championship FIFA trophy. So it’s pertaining to the wheels of the Merkabah, the, the interdimensional ship that we all possess. But I’m also going to reveal in my next upcoming Patreon videos, that we have access to several ships, almost like cars in a garage, depending on what dimension you can tap into through the waveform frequencies, how you vibrate yourself.

Because I explained that the Kundalini is here to synthesize your cold fusion during a totality of a lifetime. So, so you can prepare the soul to jump the dimensional gate from the physical reality. That’s what the Kundalini, the Niagara waveform, the serpent waveform is here to do. That’s why in the year of the Snake, you got the whole Trump aspect and they got the Black Mamba documentary. They came out with two black mama documentaries in this same year. And there’s been a lot of Kobe rituals in the connection to the Philadelphia Eagles winning. You know, in the first time when the quote unquote pandemic happened, Trump was in office.

Popular-Block-9907 #moonbat #elitist #dunning-kruger reddit.com

You don’t quit veganism

I don’t see this mentioned enough, but if you were “vegan” and then started eating animals again, you likely saw veganism as a diet rather than fully embracing the principle. You weren’t vegan-you were plant based. That’s why I hate the term “ex-vegan” because they were never vegan to begin with. You don’t just quit veganism, just like you wouldn’t quit believing in human rights. If you stop, it means you never fully believed in it in the first place.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

It's been nearly six years since my daughter's announcement. For four years before that, there had been a drastic change in her attitude, her appearance, her interests. She has spent half of her life being one person, and half being another. It destabilized me for a long time.

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In April 2023, a month before she turned 20, she took her first shot of testosterone. My anxiety, bordering on panic, became a deep depression. Now, every time she speaks, her once-beautiful voice cracks like a teenage boy. I wince every time I hear it. People have noticed. She's probably noticed. I'm OK with that. I get to be in pain, too, and my pain matters. I have no idea what parts of her future she's taken away by this decision, but I wonder, and it makes me so desperately sad.

The election of Donald Trump gave me a small boost that sense would finally arrive. I had, however, been demoralized by a decade of having my reality turned upside down, my language policed, my parental agency robbed, and watching an entire culture, particularly the college-indoctrinated waters that I somewhat swim in, cheer the whole thing on as if my destruction and that of my beloved daughter constituted cause for celebration. I didn't really believe change would happen. One month has changed me.

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Now, when family members, friends and acquaintances rail against Trump, I point out that it's he, not the Democratic Party, who is trying to protect young people from medical experimentation and long-term harm. I point out that this sinister medical regime only exists because of the patronage and protection of the Democrats. I understand that Trump is polarizing, has not lived a virtuous private life, and has said and done things, and stands for things that I and many others don’t care for. Yet I voted for one reason: to protect my daughter and thousands of other young people from this dark period in the history of medicine.

Joel Webbon #fundie #psycho #homophobia peoplefor.org

On the most recent episode of the Right Response Ministries podcast, radical Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon and his co-hosts advocated for the government to literally seize control of churches that do not share their far-right theology. It’s the latest bit of evidence that they view core American values like religious liberty and religious pluralism as nothing more than roadblocks to be dismantled as they impose their Christian nationalist vision on the U.S.

The discussion began when co-host Wesley Todd complained that there are tens of thousands of "apostate" churches in the United States and thus it would take "decades of work" to properly re-educate their parishioners. Instead, Todd said, the government should investigate every church in the nation and then seize the "wicked" ones and redistribute their holdings to "faithful churches."

"Hear me out," Todd said. "The president, the sovereign, the magistrate, Barron Trump, he comes out and he says, 'I've taken a task force. We've gone through every website. We've driven by every building and we have logged thousands of churches with Pride flags out front, women on the clergy, and there are soldiers on the street now. We are taking their property and we are giving it to the faithful churches in town.'"

"That is completely historically within the realm of the magistrate," Todd continued. "He can do that. You are an apostate, wicked church and your building, your land, your heritage is taken from you and it is given to those that will bear the fruits of it."

Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut mediamatters.org

You know [Trump]'s going to go to the Olympics in four years and he's going to want to light the torch, Jessica. He's going to want to hold the torch in LA, you're just going to have to face it. It's going to happen. All the homeless are going to be cleared out of LA, they're going to be gone to a mega prison somewhere, Camada will be competing - with us, under the Stars and Stripes, and I think the palisades will probably be condas (?) under the Trump banner.

Ethan White #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon gazetteller.com

When Melania Trump first appeared with her now-famous diamond ring, few understood what it truly represented. It wasn’t about wealth. It wasn’t about status. It was a message. A symbol, quietly marking the beginning of something bigger: a parallel financial system rooted in real value, quantum infrastructure, and American sovereignty.

World Liberty Financial, founded and led by Donald J. Trump, is more than just a name. It’s part of a well-orchestrated movement to return financial power to the people—Patriots—who’ve been locked out of true wealth by a system rigged in favor of the elite.

And this new system is already running. It’s called the Quantum Financial System (QFS)—a secure, AI-driven, asset-backed infrastructure designed to replace the corrupt fiat model with real-world accountability and value.

The QFS doesn’t run on promises—it runs on real assets. At the core of this shift are two powerful pillars:

Diamonds, long recognized for their scarcity, intrinsic value, and resilience against inflation or manipulation. These are integrated into the asset ledger of the QFS itself, anchoring transactions in tangible wealth.

XRP, the digital bridge asset enabling fast, sovereign, cross-border settlement across QFS nodes. While Wall Street and mainstream media ignored XRP, Trump’s financial team ensured it was deeply embedded in this new structure—positioned not as a speculative coin, but as a functional backbone.
Together, they form a system that cannot be corrupted, hacked, or seized. Unlike fiat currencies, which are losing credibility by the day, the QFS and its assets are built to last.
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World Liberty Financial represents a new beginning—one where Patriots hold real assets, not digital promises. Diamonds aren’t just symbols in this new economy—they are the certified collateral that gives the QFS its power.

This isn’t about what’s coming.
It’s about what’s already here.

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #ufo #quack #transphobia #conspiracy telestai.substack.com

In the same way as virology is a very complex model with mind boggling studies, to cover up nanoparticle poisoning (often in conjunction with EMF), quantum physicists delude us quite deliberately with string theory, in order to hide the simple fact of an Aether.

The sophisticated ivory tower derived theories of so called “contagion”, collapse entirely under the colossal weight of their false premise of replication.
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So in the same way wrong models of physics have been used to lead us astray deliberately. The notion of string theory for quantum physics has abstracted the simple truth of an Aether (not a vacuum per se) that is filled with energy- with the complication of a dozen dimensions that no one understands, they succeeded by inducing headaches instead of real understanding. Meanwhile, the casimir effect can be demonstrated with ease:
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This brings forth, besides infinite clean energy from that zero point energy field, the healing powers of the orgone accumulator, for example- the box with metal plates that uses the quantum fluctuations between those to charge biological cells, which has a profound effect on the human body and thus led to successful therapy session of Wilhelm Reich, until the FBI burnt down everything.
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We are literally getting bombarded with propaganda about the looming apocalypse due to energy scarcity, the shadow projection of the dark hearts of those controlling technocrats, claiming that we are to blame for getting born into this long endured slave system (while Malthusian Eugenicists are getting young people to chop off parts of their bodies through all sorts of multilayered propaganda and conditioning). That trees are suffocating from thousands of tons of nanodust produced by companies like graphene flagship or even BASF in Germany - cytotoxic nanodust of aluminium and graphene- is not being discussed. But we are surely to blame for the damage, because… “microplastics” and “Climate Change”

James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy charismanews.com

What if I told you that scientists have now created something called a “woolly mouse” by mixing the DNA of modern mice with that of ancient woolly mammoths? It sounds like a headline from a science fiction magazine, but it’s real—and it’s happening right now.

Colossal Biosciences, the company behind this project, claims it’s a major breakthrough in genetic engineering. Their CEO, Ben Lamm, recently spoke in an interview about how they’ve managed to edit mouse embryos with mammoth DNA to give them traits like thicker fur, larger bodies, and cold resistance—traits specifically associated with the long-extinct woolly mammoth. They’re calling it a proof of concept for the eventual resurrection of extinct species.

And while the scientific world is buzzing with excitement, there’s one question almost nobody is asking: What does this mean spiritually?

Jesus gave us a prophetic warning in Luke 17:26:

“As it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be in the days of the Son of Man.”

We’ve heard this verse quoted many times. But have we stopped to think—what exactly were the days of Noah like?

Genesis 6:4 tells us about the Nephilim, a race of giants born from the union of the “sons of God” (understood to be fallen angels) and human women. This was a direct corruption of God’s creation—a genetic manipulation of humanity, and it was so serious that God brought the flood to wipe out nearly all life on Earth.
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Genesis 6:4 tells us about the Nephilim, a race of giants born from the union of the “sons of God” (understood to be fallen angels) and human women. This was a direct corruption of God’s creation—a genetic manipulation of humanity, and it was so serious that God brought the flood to wipe out nearly all life on Earth.
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And now here we are, once again, playing with ancient DNA—blurring the lines of what God originally made.

Eric Zuesse #wingnut #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy amazon.com

How America took over the world after World War II in order to enslave it to U.S.-and-allied billionaires. Their cartels extract its wealth by control of not only their ‘news’ media but the social ‘sciences’

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This book is unprecedented in numerous ways, and so it cannot be described accurately by saying that it belongs in any existing tradition, except science. It is anti-imperialist while not being Marxist; it is progressive without being communist in any way; it is a 100% pure application of the epistemology that is science, to society, in each of society’s varied aspects, concerning polity, economy, culture, and law.

In order for the social-science fields to become authentically scientific, they need to become based 100% on empirical facts, truthful history, solidly documented historical facts — empirical truth. Without that, science can’t even exist. Justice isn’t possible on any other basis than 100% historical truth. However, the social sciences aren’t, and never have been, based on 100% truthful history — they’re instead based upon philosophers’ theories (opinions).

This book aims to switch from philosophers’ opinions, to only verifiable historical truths — 100% empirical facts — as the foundation for the social sciences. Doing this will start the social sciences as authentic sciences, so that justice will finally become possible.

For the past 2,500 years, philosophies, not science, continue controlling society. That produces no progress. It instead extends failure. Philosophers contradict each other, endlessly. Science is the only system for real progress. Thus, justice will now become possible, for the very first time in history.

The aim here is that what Galileo started in investigations in physics, and what Darwin started in biology, will now start in society (the science of society).

U.S.-and-allied billionaires sustain — not solve — the problem. Let’s solve it. Only science — not philosophy — can do this. Only 100% historical truth can do it.

Bro. JD #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 23: Correct Doctrine

By Bro. JD

Galatians 1:19 “But other of the apostles saw I none, save James the Lord's brother.”

I was at a Baptist conference in Sterling Heights where I came across a terrifying things. Self proclaimed Baptists saying they believe in the “immaculate conception!” Not the virgin birth. The “immaculate conception!” This is an untrue Papist dogma that goes directly against the Bible!

The Bible says Jesus has many brothers and sisters. Including James! The Bible only says Mary was a virgin to the point she gave birth to Jesus! She has no extra honors and isn’t the “Mother of God” or wasn’t a queen of heaven! She wasn’t born without sin through an “immaculate conception!” I’d expect this at a Papist church but at a Baptist conference? Baptist pastors need to educate better to stomp out this extreme heresy!

We don’t pray to statues or put anyone else on the level of Jesus! Especially not Mary who according to the Bible and the historical record was intimate with many other men besides her spouse Joseph after the birth of Jesus! AKA a SINNER!!!!! A HARLOT!!! It is in the BIBLE!! I don’t care what anything else besides the BIBLE says!!!

So many Baptist pastors these days suck at their jobs! We need to bring them back to real education and not fake SBC “seminaries” where they lead the flock astray with such lies as the “immaculate conception!” NO MORE STRANGE DOCTRINE IN BIBLE BELIEVING BAPTIST CHURCHES!

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #homophobia sinfest.xyz

[From “March 11, 2025: Bad Place 4”]

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Panel 1: a well-built bearded man is telling to Miko and the Cartoonist “White nations for White people” and “Black nations for Black people”
Panel 2: the man continues: “People instinctivelt prefer their own race”, “This is natural” and “This is healthy”
Panel 3: the man is between two Trump supporters and says “The best society” and “is a homogeneous society”
Pänel 4: the Cartoonist says “Homo genius society?” On the right of the panel are a purple-haired man (LGBT-coded) playing a violin, another purple-haired man creating a painting and a third one, looking like Albert Einstein, holding dildos and wearing an open lab coat. The only clothing each of them wear besides the markers of their professions are thongs barely containing enormous genitals.

Andrew John (The Sun) #magick #wingnut #racist #conspiracy withthesun33.com

Here are 5 reasons I believe Donald Trump is a Chaos Magician


1. Belief as a Tool: The Shape-Shifting Narrative
One of the core tenets of chaos magic is that belief is not fixed but a tool to be wielded. A chaos magician does not necessarily believe in any single ideology but instead adopts beliefs as needed to achieve specific goals. His statements often contradict each other, but rather than suffering from inconsistency, he thrives in it. This is post-truth reality manipulation—a classic chaos magic technique.

2. Sigil Magic & Memetic Power
In chaos magic, symbols and sigils are charged with emotional energy to alter reality. Trump’s entire brand is a walking sigil—the red MAGA hat, the gold name plastered on buildings —all of which act as memetic sigils that influence public consciousness. Chaos magicians often create sigils from words or names, charge them emotionally, then let the subconscious do the work.
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3. Disruption as Power: The Trickster Archetype
Chaos magic thrives in disruption—it’s about breaking established norms to create new realities. Trump functions as a chaos agent, upending institutions, norms, and political expectations in a way that mirrors the archetypal Trickster (like Loki, Hermes, or Coyote). He doesn’t play by the rules, forcing the system to respond to him rather than the other way around. Even when he “fails,” he repositions the failure into a new mythic narrative where he is still the central figure (e.g., impeachment, lawsuits, election loss).
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5. Secret Societies & Esoteric Influence
Chaos magicians often engage in secretive or elite circles where power, wealth, and influence converge. Trump’s connections to the ultra-rich, global elites, and possible occult-adjacent groups (such as Skull and Bones-style fraternities, The Jesuits, The Knights Of Malta, Freemasons, and esoteric business networks) fit this pattern. The Trump Tower design itself is loaded with esoteric symbolism—gold, mirrors, sacred geometry.

Jonas E. Alexis #racist #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy vtforeignpolicy.com

Over 50,000 Palestinians lie dead beneath the ruins of their homes, hospitals, and schools, a death toll now openly admitted by even Western-aligned humanitarian monitors. These are not combatants. These are not “human shields.” These are the elderly, the starving, the wounded, and the children — targeted with precision satellite-guided weapons branded proudly by Lockheed, funded by Congress, and launched with Pentagon coordinates.
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And all of it done in the name of… what? Security? Vengeance? Or something far older, far darker?

The Biblical Hebrews are dead. They died with the prophets. What now calls itself “Jewish power” is not Hebrew. It is not Semitic. It is not even religious in the sense of faith. It is a synthetic military caste — born of Khazarian nobility, raised in the blood of Europe, then hijacked by Rothschild finance and Zionist ideology into a colonial machine indistinguishable from fascism.

The Gaza genocide marks not only the annihilation of a people but the ritual desecration of Jewish memory itself. The very essence of the Torah — justice, compassion, covenant — is now strangled beneath the boot heel of a modern regime that prides itself on tanks named after ancient prophets.

This is not Judaism. This is apostasy by artillery.

Western journalists, drunk on Zionist mythology, cannot say what they know: the majority of those who now drop bombs on children in Rafah are not the genetic or spiritual descendants of the Hebrews. As shown in your own files — “Fabricated Histories,” “Greatness and Controversy” (TID REAL HISTORY) — the Ashkenazi elite are the descendants of converted Khazar aristocracy, an empire of mercantile warriors whose adoption of Judaism was never religious but geopolitical. They are Germanic-Turkic in blood, not Semitic. Their homeland was never Judea. It was the Volga steppe.

Zionism was never about return. It was about conquest, dressed in scripture. And now, with Gaza in ruins and Lebanon next on the altar, the mask is off.

Natalia Alba #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy voyages-of-light.com

During this time between eclipses, and as we approach the Aries eclipse, many of you are working on reconstructing your three-dimensional bodies, utilizing the plasmatic transmissions received to build your three-dimensional layers, healing all anomalies, and starting to transfigure your three main chakras.
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Some of you are now passing through these phases of deep reprogramming in your first chakra, as it is with Aries, associated with our first light body layer, that we have the opportunity to heal and restore all we have accumulated in our first chakra throughout the lifetimes we have lived.
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Many of you have imbalances in your nervous system, and when asking your Guides, the main blockage is not in the nervous system, but in the first chakra, which as you know governs the autonomic nervous system responses, and when it is blocked due to untreated trauma, a***e, and other galactic/human/inherited anomalies it creates many blockages.

Most of the time people focus on the upper chakras, without remembering the importance of healing cellular memories, galactic ones embedded within it, as well as our human/familiar/epigenetic (especially poverty consciousness) and galactic lineage, for all of our primal, survival fears and other memories that limit us and our present self and reality, are storage in our first chakra.
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These issues may impede you from being grounded, and sovereign embracing your inner creator, manifesting abundance and all the resources you need for your life experience because abundance is another form of love, and if we have not yet loved all of who we are and heal all our traumas, there is a hidden programming within us that still governs ourselves and reality. False programming telling us that we are not enough, that we do not have a mission for we are unworthy of it, for we are never enough, when in truth simply by being a child of God, we are worth it.

Dr. Ana Maria Mihalcea #wingnut #crackpot #fundie #racist #conspiracy henrymakow.com

It emerged very clearly from Club of Rome meetings that its main purpose and objective was to: retard industrial development; hold back scientific research; depopulate cities, especially the formerly industrialized cities of North America; move population to rural areas; cull the population of the world by at least 2 billion people; prevent reorganization of political forces who oppose COR plans; destabilize the United States through massive layoffs and loss of jobs and class and racial wars; and, destroy capital incentive through high interest rates and high capital gains taxes.

With the destruction of industry, would come the destruction of all of our basic morals, our basic beliefs in God and country, our Christian-based culture, which will lead swiftly to the return to the world of an occult theocracy of the new dark ages.
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The COR laid out a scenario that is in direct contradiction with God's law, which says that we must be fruitful, and multiply and subdue the Earth, not for the benefit of the COR and the Committee of 300, but for the freedom of our people in the United States and others who choose to respect their national identities.

The Luciferians, members of the Cult of Dyonisus, the "Olympians" - they say, "No, we were placed here to rule the Earth and we alone shall enjoy its benefits."
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The elites protect themselves with herbal compounds mixed with sugar and the protection of low frequency radiation. Using the technology developed by the virologist Gurtjev who proved that every living thing has a vibratory cycle. He was able to measure the vibratory cycle of deadly viruses. By vibrating them double their cycle you would kill them instantly. That is one of the defensive weapons they got that will kill the plague if they ever get it. The same technique will kill cancer cells. The medical profession run by the Rockefellers and pharmaceutical companies did not want you to know this.

Know Thy Enemy.

Robert Stacy McCain #transphobia theothermccain.com

Did you know that every Tesla automobile has a built-in security camera? The idiots committing these acts of terroristic vandalism don’t seem to be aware of this security feature, and the fact that they could spend years in prison doesn’t seem to have occurred to them, either. And I just want to say, Thank you, stupid Democrats, for giving us an excuse to send you to prison with a felony conviction that, in most states, will prohibit you from voting. Wile E. Coyote could not be reached for comment.

Our good friend Deb Heine had the story of Justin Thomas Nelson, a/k/a “Lucy Grace Nelson,” a 42-year-old Democrat who is facing multiple felony charges in Larimer County, Colorado, after police say he/“she” repeatedly visited a Tesla dealership and committed acts of vandalism. The charges include “Explosives or Incendiary Devices Use During Felony.” But while contemplating this criminal’s stupid, could we just mention that no one will ever mistake Justin/“Lucky” for a woman?

He does not pass. Period. Until rather recently, the inability to “pass” as female would have deterred a person like Justin Nelson from transgenderism. What is the point of this masquerade if no one believes it? That is the question any sane person concerned with facts and logic would ask about such behavior, but facts and logic are transphobic, you see, and thus sane people are deprived of the First Amendment right to speak the blunt truth: “That’s not a woman. It’s a lunatic in a dress.”

We are not supposed to notice the bullying inherent in the transgender agenda, where people are compelled to play along with this nonsense. And the fact that lunatics like Justin/”Lucy” feel empowered to engage in terroristic crime — well, isn’t that a logical consquence of this?

Lisa Guadagna #transphobia #dunning-kruger pittparents.com

I have a trans son who claims to be a girl. We see him for dinner every month and I always get in trouble for using the wrong pronouns. Although I voted for Trump for this and for MAHA. Trans ideas of injecting and swallowing all kinds of substances and not even questioning if that is healthy is sinister. I also voted for trump because of the dictatorial powers in forcing injections to keep a job and hen my eyes were opened to media propaganda. Yes I am beginning to read about cults because the trans ideology has so many of those characteristics. By understanding their techniques I am better equipped to fight.

Matt Walsh #wingnut twitter.com

In saner times, if a man organized and pulled off a mission to rescue stranded astronauts from space, he would be hailed as a hero. Instead Elon is vilified. The Left would have loved if the rescue ship exploded and killed everyone on board. We all know they were rooting for it.
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V. D. Shadar #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger #conspiracy shadar.jimdofree.com

The 1st Cosmic Law of Cause & Effect

Why is this law so important? Especially NOW and more than ever in the 5th dimension?

It is the first law of our universe. All other laws are derivatives of the law of cause and effect.

It states that every effect (= consequence) is based on a cause (a trigger such as a thought, feeling, word or action).
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This law applies to all levels of existence!

It also states that Intention is above Matter, which means that intention sets the process of realization in motion - always. Another aspect is the equally famous saying: Energy follows Attention.
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Even more clearly, the worlds of THINKING, FEELING and MATTER are interdependent and influence each other - ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENS WITHOUT BEING THOUGHT PRIOR TO IT, an idea, a concept, a belief in the mind.
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Humanity is at a turning point, a quantum leap in consciousness is imminent for all of us, and the shaking off of a millennia old slavery in which we have been kept stupid and in misbelief. The content of belief may have changed - in the past it was the religions, today it is politics, media, business, industry and science that serve their purposes - but what is happening on the world stage right now is the (final, crumbling) peak of mass stupidity and popular dumbing down of society. Is this fear or just inertia? Do I keep quiet as long as it doesn't affect me directly, as long as I still have a roof over my head, a job, electricity from the socket, hot water and something to eat?

This is the worldly analogy for what should and can happen in our consciousness. In order for boundaries to be crossed, more and more must be fenced in, regulated and restricted. So that the will for freedom awakens. The 5th dimension brings new freedom. Those who do not move (in their consciousness) will feel more and more pressure, will lose more and more freedom. This is what is happening now in the old matrix of the earthly world.

RaptureNinja83 #fundie #conspiracy #elitist amazon.com

All around the world, millions of people have vanished… where did they all go and what does it all mean?

Author's Disclaimer: "I created this guide BEFORE the vanishings as a survival guide for those who have been left behind. Since I fully expect to be among the vanished, I will not be able to make content updates once I am gone."
– RaptureNinja83

Bottom Line: Those who believed in Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior have gone to be with Him for they have been spared from the wrath that is about to come. Those who remain on this Earth have been left behind… but there is still hope because Jesus and all those who vanished will return during the Second Coming of Christ.
Good News: Jesus Christ is going to return in approximately seven years and all those who vanished will return with Him at the Second Coming. Even better, if you accept Christ as your Lord and Savior now, it is not too late to receive the gift of eternal life.

Bad News: Scripture tells us there is an insanely difficult road ahead for those who have been left behind. Over the next 7 years, the world will endure a period of unprecedented Tribulation, a series of increasingly catastrophic events culminating in the Battle of Armageddon and the defeat of Antichrist and the forces of evil.

The primary objective of this guide is to prepare those who have been left behind to survive the 7 Year Tribulation Period and to be prepared for the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

Here is an overview of the 4 topics covered in the Post-Rapture Survival Guide:

Accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Personal Savior
Understanding the Rapture
Surviving the 21 Judgments of the 7 Year Tribulation Period
The Second Coming, Millennial Kingdom, and a Glorious Ending

Conor McGregor #racist theguardian.com

Ireland’s taoiseach has denounced anti-immigration comments made by Conor McGregor as the MMA fighter visited the White House before a St Patrick’s Day meeting with Donald Trump

McGregor said “Ireland is on the cusp of losing its Irishness” and that an “illegal immigration racket” was “running ravage on the country”

Last week, Donald Trump singled out “Conor” – who last year was found liable for sexual assault after a civil trial – as one of his favourite Irish people

Dressed in a green business suit to mark Ireland’s national day, McGregor was at the White House at Trump’s invitation and participated in an impromptu Q&A session with reporters. “There are rural towns in Ireland that have been overrun in one swoop,” he said, speaking in the White House briefing room alongside the president’s press secretary, Karoline Leavitt

The 36-year-old former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) champion said he was “here to raise the issue and highlight it” and that he would be listening to Trump on immigration – one of the president’s main areas of focus as he seeks to ramp up deportations of people in the US without proper documentation

The apparently off-the-cuff comments were immediately condemned by Micheál Martin, the taoiseach. “Conor McGregor’s remarks are wrong, and do not reflect the spirit of St Patrick’s Day, or the views of the people of Ireland,” the Irish prime minister said on X

Various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger realclearpolitics.com

Big John
16 March, 2025
Free Press! Is Ms. Atkinson joking? The "Press" in America has been bought, and paid for by the Democrat party. And, the "free press" was more than willing to do the bidding of their financial benefactors.

mecheng70
17 March, 2025
You are correct - the "free press" is nothing more than leftist ideologues spewing propaganda then clutching their pearls when they're caught lying.

mecheng70
17 March, 2025
Name them all *To response of Evokes comment “So why again does Trump have 20+ "news" outlets?”

Atticus Finch
16 March, 2025
Just because the liberal media hates Donald Trump doesn't mean you idiots should also blindly hate all of Trump's personal enemies. You don't know the histories. He probably screwed someone's wife at the Washington Post or the New York Times.

babyseal
17 March, 2025
What free press? There ain't no such animal anymore, if there ever actually was such a thing. Closest thing to a "free press" is Youtube podcasts.

Padraig Martin #racist #wingnut #conspiracy identitydixie.com

[From “A Migrant Strategy for the Right: Afrikaners”]

A new policy of demographic replacement began in earnest throughout the United States. To make the US less White and simultaneously transform states that were turning from “blue” or “red’ to “purple,” the Obama and Biden teams (same thing) dumped millions of migrants into strategic locations[…]
Arizona and Georgia are no longer solidly red. The combination of Yankee transplants to those two states coupled with carefully relocated migrants with voting rights changed those two states forever. Maine and Minnesota, two states that were beginning to vote Republican, received hundreds of thousands of Somalis[…]Florida lurched far right, despite the invasion, only because of its unique political architecture that protects conservatives. Nearby Alabama, meanwhile, is not as fortunate[…]
As we become less White, we also become less ideologically “American.” We grow further and further away from the Constitutional principles of an Enlightenment Era once led by White men[…]
Today, it is very obvious that Afrikaners, South Africa’s White Boer descendants, are being genocided by a Marxist government. The murders are not simply an exercise in extermination; they are an exercise in humiliation and savage “vengeance.” I use quotes around vengeance because South African blacks are avenging a myth. The Boers arrived onto a harsh, uninhibited peninsula and carved out a once thriving civilization[…]
If I were Trump, I would (A) officially recognize the genocide that is ongoing against Whites in South Africa and (B) offer naturalized citizenship with the same migrant benefits that have been given to non-White migrants for decades to those new White Afrikaner citizens. I would set a time limit[…]to encourage as many Afrikaners to jump on the opportunity – preferably in time to change the next election. More importantly, I would ensure their settlement into areas that are on the Purple-Red political edge

HisGloryIsPrecious #wingnut raptureforums.com

The old Saturday Night Live has nothing on the ridiculousness of the dems. I was waiting for the democrats to worship Donald Duck, but his first name is Donald.
Years ago I was carrying on about a celebrity being God, I was locked up on a psych ward for two weeks and given high doses of Haloperidol.

Aryan Dawn #racist web.archive.org

The ancient Aryan struggle to break free from the death grip of Zion and throw these disgusting Hebrew vermin into the abyss has been turned into a legendary adventurous gameplay series by the Japanese game designers who created this popular and timeless franchise. The anti-Semitic themes can be considered subtle or even hidden to the untrained eye, but those who are familiar with World history and the nature of the Jewish Problem, will be able to decipher it.
It is no coincidence that the evil antagonist and arch-nemesis ‘Ganondorf’ has red kinky hair with long earlocked sideburns, dark beady eyes, a giant hooknose and the typical look of a creepy smirking pedophile. ‘Ganon’ symbolizes the Jew: the timeless cosmic fiend and bloodthirsty adversary to the Aryan race. He routinely and systematically kidnaps blond White women and hold them hostage. His agenda is total World domination and ruthless enslavement of all the so-called “Goyyim”. This devious Kike is even wearing a ‘tefillin’ on his forehead and arms. The only thing missing is a yarmulke, and you would have a fully equipped baby-penis sucking Orthodox Hasidic Chabad-Lubavitch rabbi.
The protagonist of ‘The Legend of Zelda’ Nintendo game series is the blond and blue-eyed Aryan natural-born warrior known as ‘Link’. Above, you can see many of his appearances throughout his life of heroism and righteous anti-Semitic struggle. Link fights the eternal enemy Jew with untiring vigour and bravery. Nothing will stop this Caucasoid European legend from putting the slimy throat of Zion to the cold steel of his viking sword.