Brother Randy is right. They don't even teach the truth about the creation of the world, much less Christianity.
Evolution and atheism are the two religions taught in public schools - and all the bad things that go with that, like Buddhism - "safe sex", etc.
I can't see a reason why it would be good to teach about Islam or Buddhism. Why learn the tenets of Islam or the teachings of Buddha? They're false religions, after all. Maybe historically it'd be fine, but there's no real reason to go into the religion itself, right?
In other words, we need vouchers.
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This is why I'm 100% against vouchers. We CANNOT allow these people to fuck up more generations.
In fact, I'm entirely anti-homeschooling for the same reason. You want better schooling for your kids, go help the school. You want ignorance for them, go fuck yourself with a handgrenade.
"Brother Randy is right."
With an opening declaration like that, one knows everything following is likely to be nonsense.
"They don't even teach the truth about the creation of the world, much less Christianity."
The public schools are not supposed to teach the fairy tales of creation, Xian or otherwise, as if they were fact.
"Evolution and atheism are the two religions taught in public schools"
The ToE and atheism are not religions. The ToE is a scientific theory. Atheism is the absence of religion. Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
"and all the bad things that go with that, like Buddhism - "safe sex", etc."
Buddhism is not taught in public schools anymore than Xianity or Islam is taught in public schools.
Safe sex is a good thing, Sarah. It goes a long way toward preventing STDs.
"I can't see a reason why it would be good to teach about Islam or Buddhism."
Learning about religions may be a good thing, but evangelizing for a particular religion must be disallowed in public schools.
Perhaps your problem is as simple a you can't see reason.
"Why learn the tenets of Islam or the teachings of Buddha? They're false religions, after all."
Please prove that Xianity is any more reasonable or true than Islam or Buddhism.
"Maybe historically it'd be fine, but there's no real reason to go into the religion itself, right?"
Wrong. Teaching the history of a religion with no mention of the tenets of that religion would be almost entirely pointless. It would be like teaching about the oceans without mentioning salt or water.
"In other words, we need vouchers."
Vouchers would steal monies from the public school system and make it even harder for financially poorer students to get a good education. Good plan, Sarah. Just drink Bro. Randy's Kool-Aid and STFU.
You can't see why it's a good idea to teach other religions, because you're bigoted. Religion shouldn't be taught in a public school, but if you can wrap your head around the idea that a "true" religion doesn't really exist, then someone learning about Buddhism or Islam isn't a bad idea.
I can't see a reason why it would be good to teach about Islam or Buddhism. Why learn the tenets of Islam or the teachings of Buddha?
Well, there is that whole thing about understanding many of the other 4 billion people who you share this mudball with.
Your opinion does not equal fact.
There is nothing bad about Buddhism. Not a single drop of blood has ever been spilled in the name of Buddhism. How many other religions can that be said of, least of all your own?
And safe sex can never be a bad thing either. You are one screwed up, brainwashed kid that needs to get out in the world you live in and pay some attention outside of your narrow-minded, sheltered existence.
Yes, those are religions. Personally, I am a Gravitationist. In my religion, it is a sin to jump.[/sarcasm]
In other words, you need to go to a public school and see by yourself that those kids are taught those religions the way you desire them to be and that many children believe in those false religions. Moreover, that more than 30% of the voters can believe in them.
I can't see a reason why it would be good to teach about Islam or Buddhism.
Or Methodism or Presbyterianism or Catholicism or Judaism or Lutheranism, or anything else that disagrees with the Bro's bigoted version of the radical Southern Baptist faith practiced in his tiny cult church. "Teens-4-Christ" should be "Teens-4-Fundie Baptists".
Evolution and atheism are the two religions taught in public schools
I'm getting burnt out. I didn't even notice that she pulled the 'atheism is a religion' bullshit. They say it so much it doesn't even stand out anymore.
Ahh well, on with it then...
*clears throat
FUCK you sarahm, fuck you right in your ear.
It's fuckminded assmites like you that contribute to the death and disease and hatred in this world through your narrow-minded, wide-brushing, short-sighted tall-tales.
You don't know what evolution or atheism even mean, and you don't seem to know much of the other religions you are bashing. You slander the practice of safe-sex because you are emotionally crippled and sexually stunted. The human sexual drive is the second most powerful one in the human body, the first being the drive to survive. It is not going to 'just go away', no matter how hard you pray. Your attitude helps to create an unhealthy and potentially damaging or even life-threatening situations. You are a bitchy, preachy, ignorant, dangerous, bible obsessed luddite. Old hen, clean the cobwebs out of your rafters once in a while and shut the fuck up.
The Caliphs at one point controlled an area that stretched from Southern Spain all the way to India. They contributed huge amounts of knowledge to Western culture, including algebra, optics, metallurgy, and the precursor to modern chemistry. They preserved works of Greek philosophers while the rest of Europe were busy burning libraries. Until the 18th century they were a powerful force in world politics. I think to understand the things they did, it's important to know a bit about their beliefs (i.e. Why they did it)
Why learn the tenets of Islam or the teachings of Buddha? They're false religions, after all.
Ah! See, that's the thing: a couple billion people think you're full of shit on that, m'kay?
WTF??? Buddhists don't give a shit about evolution or creation--the concepts have no bearing on the elimination of suffering. Since creation itself is irrelevant in the Buddhist view, a creator God is a moot point.
There's a distinct difference between atheistic and non-theistic. Just as there's a distinct difference between fucktard and closed-minded fucktard.
Please excuse me--I have to renew my passport for a quick escape after the founding of the New United Christian States of Jesus.
"Evolution and atheism are the two religions taught in public schools - and all the bad things that go with that, like Buddhism - "safe sex", etc."
Holy fucking shit this person is a god damned idiot. I sincerely wish that her parents had practiced "safe sex".
Oh yeah, and
"They're false religions"
LOL MY RELIGON IS BETAR THEN URS FAGTS OMG LOL
Evolution: not a religion. It's a scientific theory, with evidence no less.
Atheism: also not a religion, and not "taught" anywhere.
Buddhism: not related to evolution, and not atheism.
Safe sex: not a bad thing, and I'd like to see your reasoning that it is.
Islam and Buddhism are just as valid as Christianity, faith-wise. It's obvious from your statements that you're willfully ignorant, however, and know nothing about the actual religions (or even the definition of "religion").
If, Constitution forbid, you ever take over this country's public schools and rewrite the curriculum to teach your lies about ID, abstinence, and the beliefs of our founding fathers, will you still favor vouchers and homeschooling, so that people who disagree with you can have an escape route? No, I didn't think so.
[...]teachings of Buddha?
Buddhism teaches peace, moderation, puts great value on life. Whereas most Abrahamic religions teach 'believe what I say or I'll hurt you'
PS, I consider Buddhism more of a philosophy than a religion.
This is a great idea. Bring them on.
Because then, people will be able to get a high-quality education using actual science and accurate history in their privately-run schools or at home with the full attention of their parents then they will using the A Beka Book-style texts you'll be using in the public schools, after you've remade the public school system in your own image.
And they'll get to do it with the full help and assistance of the state.
Right?
Wrong. Woefully wrong.
@Julian: "...that can fart the national anthem in morse code while I drive trucks up the I-76."
To be fair, if you ignore the alien goat bit, this part's probably not hard if you eat plenty of brussels sprouts washed down with Dr. Pepper, memorise a bunch of morse code and practice...
On topic, let's insult SarahM. What a blindfolded idiot she is. Other religions are all false, but hers is irrevocably and perfectly true in every totally-not-self-contradictory-or-generally-bullshit detail. Score one for open-mindedness.
@Skywolf: No blood? Aw, c'mon, Sun Wukong and company kicked some major ass to get those sutras from India!
(I am aware that Journey to the West is a work of fiction.)
More soberly, the Buddhist establishment has done a moderate amount of persecuting when in power, and a king or so has waged war in what they at least called the name of the Buddha. It just follows a whole lot less naturally. Whole lot.
Oh, yeah. And grow a frontal lobe, Sarah. Geez.
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