(FSTDT? CTSTDT? Can't decide.)
Cruise is planning to build a $10 million bunker underneath his Colorado mansion in preparation for the end of the world, according to a new report. The Top Gun star is said to be taking the costly precaution in order to out-smart an evil intergalactic ruler called Xenu who, he believes, will attack Earth.
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A christian fundie would be very quick to point out the lunacy in this, but really, is this any crazier than what christians believe?
"an evil intergalactic ruler called Xenu who, he believes, will attack Earth."
Just take out the 'intergalactic' part and it sounds an awful lot like the Antichrist.
Goddamnit! Foiled again! Curse you Tom Cruise!
Hm... a new plan... I shall pretend to attack the earth. Wait till you get inside your "bunker". And then like hire some flunkies (I am an evil alien emperor) to like hang around outside and moan about brains or make laser noises... It will be "kind of fun!".
Oh... And can anyone help me with a question? Disembowelling in your species? Fatal or not?
- Xenu
Yeah, I gotta call bs here, too. Cruise might be a bit off the deep end, but I can't think he'd take this deep a plunge. Most Scientologists don't buy the Xenu line.
@crazyroper
While doing this whole Scientology Protest thing, people have leaked upper level internal memos from Scientology that states that they seriously believe that Anonymous is the forward team for an invasion fleet for a Galactic force known as the Macarbian Confederacy.
I doubt that Cruise is building a bunker though.
Heh heh heh.
In my day job I still hold the keys the local cold-war era nuke bunker...suck on that Xenu!
Seriously, we all know religion boils down to money and power but is any other belief system so transparent about it as Scientology?
not to give credit to his lunacy, but does he think that even the most sophisticated bunker we might be capable of building could keep out 'the evil ruler Xenu' since he allegedly commands some sort of super advanced intergalactic army that already possessed technology we can't yet engineer ourselves thousands of years ago?
Dear Mr. Cruise:
I am given to understand that you await the end of the world in late 2012.
My information says you are building a bunker to keep you safe during the event.
If this is true, I have a humble request of you.
[personal information]
The way I see it, the world is going to end, anyways, so your wealth and material goods won't be very useful to you in a post-apocalyptic world. Thus, I am willing to graciously relive you of the burden.
Alternatively, if you prefer not to do this because you feel the world will not end, just send me the $10 million you are using for your bunker, and I will give you my perosnal guarantee that nothing will happen.
It's a win-win offer for everyone involved.
I eagerly await your reply,
LMAFO Tom Cruise.
What a joke!
Confused?
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