I don't believe car accidents happen randomly either, I believe that they happen due to reactions to reactions to reactions to reactions of one action, the action of satan. and then good things, like getting a raise, are a reaction to a reaction to another reaction of an action caused by God. It's not a hard concept to grasp.
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