120 months?! That's like - 10 years!! Kent will do alot of good and save many souls in 10 years. At least we can take solice that anyone in contact with him in the pokey will never rape, steal or murder again.
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I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
"120 months?! That's like - 10 yrs!!"
Hahaha, nope, his celly won't rape again, no, not at all.
Save people how?, leaving them in the ruin with his fraudulent donations to his dinopark, so that they can´t commit crimes?, bothering them with his preaching so that they commit suicide and leave us alone?
"...anyone in contact with him in the pokey will never rape, steal or murder again...."/quote]
"120 months?! That's like - 10 years!!"Yeah, it's so like 10 years that it is EXACTLY 10 years.
"Kent will do alot of good and save many souls in 10 years."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe he'll hang hinself with a bedsheet. Maybe he'll get beaten up every time he tries to evangelize. Maybe he'll find he really enjoys gay sex. You just never know.
"At least we can take solice that anyone in contact with him in the pokey will never rape, steal or murder again."
I wouldn't bet on that.
Let's see. If even one of those people rapes, steals, or murders, then you are a false prophet. Why am I holding a stone and a copy of the Old Testament? Oh, no particular reason.
the result is 120 months followed by 3 years of supervised release and $200 fine. $5800 in special monetary assessments. Restitution $604,874.87. Costs of prosecution $7078.24. All these registered against him. image
At least we can take solice that anyone in contact with him in the pokey will never rape, steal or murder again.
"...anyone in contact with him in the pokey will never rape, steal or murder again."
Naw, they'll just get store bought doctorates and spout nonsense on lecture tours. After all, if an idiot like Hovind can get rich doing that, anyone can. If his jailhouse disciples will have the good sense to pay their taxes they should be set for life.
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