[On an article about ending no-fault divorce and keeping women at home with children.]
"Divorce is just terrible," Rep. Dick Harwood, R-St. Maries, said. "It's one of Satan's best tools to kill America."
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Is it "evolution," "gays," "atheism," "miscegenation," "Islam," "feminism" or "divorce" which is going to kill America? Or do you make up your mind which is the biggest threat by spinning a wheel once a week?
Not even Dick's fellow Republicans believe that, given the number of them that have been through divorces.
Hell, Rush Limbaugh's had three!
What about divorce in other countries? Is that 'killing America,' too?
Oh, wait... I guess you don't acknowledge anything outside of the "United Theocracy of Jesusland," huh?
Oh. So to save America, I should've stayed with my mentally and emotionally abusive husband who traded in "I love you" for "Shut the fuck up, you bitch" after about ten craptacular months. Damn. My bad.
yes, you should have, poisonedrationality.
You've helped Satan destroy America. good job
Okay, here's the message I'm getting. Satan is using divorce, legalized gay marriage, and Democrats to cause the American people to sin. The American people go ahead and sin. God doesn't like sin, so he punishes us, causing death in Iraq and catastrophes like Hurricane Katrina, 9/11, and California fires. Therefore, Satan is killing America through God's punishment on us.
This means that Satan is making God do things that God doesn't want to do. Which would indicate that Satan is more powerful than God. Is that right?
The thing with these fundies is that you can't combine their arguments together in any logical way, or else it all falls apart.
Because divorce is far worse on a child's psyche than living with two people who stopped loving each other years ago, have started in on hating each other with a fiery passion, and trade pot shots and insults over the breakfast table. Yeah there's NO way that could compare to the damage a divorce can do, eh?
"Divorce is just terrible," Rep. Dick Harwood, R-St. Maries, said. "It's one of Satan's best tools to kill America."
Indeed, Dick. Just ask your fellow right-wing Fundamental ist Christian preacher Jimmy Swaggart:
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And he was 'Saved '.
What a sad thing that your fellowmatse, most of them, in the party, didn´t think the way you do. More than once.
"Divorce is just terrible," Rep. Dick Harwood, R-St. Maries, said. "It's one of Satan's best tools to kill America."
And that's our job!
Confused?
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