Believe it or not, one report that has reached me is not that the oil rig was blown up by murderous Muslim terrorists. (They were having trouble driving their car bombs out that far!) Word is that the rig was hit by a missile from a North Korean submarine. Either way, you can trust the News Mafia to cover for the murderous acts of anyone who hates America as much as they do.
Have you heard many interviews from the survivors? I thought the News Mafia was always interested in speaking with the victims of such tragedies yet they have kept us focused on oil washing up on shore and not pursued interviews with those who were there. This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!" To cover for their fellow terrorists the News Mafia simply didn't pursue that story either. The News Media is the REAL ENEMY!
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So aside from the poor "joke" about Muslim car bombers (the USS Cole was not hit by a car bomb, it was a boat), and the ridiculous notion that the "eebil Mooslems" are in league with the North Koreans, do you seriously believe that a NK submarine sailed all the way across the Pacific, around Tierra del Fuego (it ain't going through the Panama Canal), into the Gulf of Mexico (the US's own private Navy pond), fired off a missile, and escaped scot free?
I'm going to have to ask you to come back and talk to us when your medications have taken effect, m'kay?
This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!"
Citation seriously f*&%ing needed.
This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!" To cover for their fellow terrorists the News Mafia simply didn't pursue that story either.
Then why did they report on the 9/11 attacks at all instead of covering it up? Or, if they're covering for their Muslim friends, why don't they attribute the attacks to a conspiracy by the U.S. government? There's already a bunch of people who already believe that one.
Also why would North Korea piss off the USA... China won't stand for them dicking with their biggest market and smack them in the face themselves rather than watch as the US blows 7 different kinds of crap out of NK in retaliation in full knowledge that backing NK up will result in a massive western backlash and "as much as we are reliant on their products, they are reliant on our markets".
If a North Korean submarine were responsible for sinking any American ships, especially a civilian vessel like an oil rig, it would be an act of war. Since the United States has not declared war on North Korea, or done anything at all to North Korea, you are wrong.
And you know why they didn't tell about that Muslim bus driver? Because the event happened on the day the World Trade Centers were destroyed by terrorists. They most certainly had their priorities in order.
This is truly a great web site. Sam Gipp is an expert at knowing more than experts and his expert bons mots are worth reading, light reading that is, reading for laughs. I love the noise of amateur experts bemoaning actual experts in their field. Sam's word is as good any one else's, his ego is as bloated as the next man's, he knows how to express himself as forthrightly as the next man, he's just a bit of a jerk.
@aaa Some of them have the range (one way) though they'd probably need to run on the surface to get that far and they'd have a good chance of sinking. Pretty certain they're from a time before firing missiles out of torpedo tubes was commonplace, though, so some poor geezer would need to stand on deck with an RPG... :)
Informations that, surely, come from your head and not from the Pentagon, who had given a complete report and were well informed of the moves of the USSS Cole(how can a car hit it or North Korea move on those waters without a report is beyond me)
So a report reached you, and you're pissed off, and it's all the media's fault for reporting the news-got it!
The report didn't come from this news source perchance?
Believe it or not, one report that has reached me is not that the oil rig was blown up by Gray aliens. Word is that the rig was hit by a plasma bolt from an alien spacecraft.
There's exactly as much as much evidence for my theory as there is for yours.
Well Sam, I don't believe it. There's no way a North Korean submarine could have entered the Gulf without being detected by anybody on its way there.
And just what is the "News Mafia"? Is Tony Soprano controlling what I see on CNN?
Fffffuuuu-
My "favorite" bit of this word-vomit is: This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!" -- Sammy here needs to cough up a citation for that claim.
This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!"
If that actually did happen, that is, of course, deplorable.
...Maybe he's confusing his paranoid fantasies with what really happened after 9/11 ? (Under the section, "Backlash and Hate Crimes.") I believe locally (Seattle-area), in the wake of the attacks, there was a student who asked "Are you a Muslim?" then choked and beat his cab driver...who turned out to be Sikh.
Whoops!
Yes, the 'news mafia', who loves to get higher ratings by terrifying people, would surely gloss over an opportunity like that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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