Henry Johnson and Joe Taylor #fundie omniology.com

"ORRORIN tugenensis"
THE LATEST "PATRON SAINT OF MAN"
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THESE FOSSILS ARE THE MOST RECENT COLLECTION OF DISARTICULATED BONES AND TEETH, YET TO BE FOUND IN THE "FLOOD DEPOSITS" OF THE TUGEN HILLS OF KENYA IN 2000. THESE 13 PIECES OF BONE AND TEETH HAVE BEEN AUDACIOUSLY LABELED BY THE DISCOVERERS AS
"ORRORIN tugenensis (ORRORIN means "original man" in the local dialect)."

THIS METAPHYSICALLY MAKES "ORRORIN" THE "ADAM" OF
MACRO-EVOLUTIONARY ORTHODOXY!
AS IS TRUE WITHIN MANY RELIGIONS, WE SEE HERE DISSENSION AMONG THE DARWINIAN FAITHFUL. MANY TRUE BELIEVERS, HIGH PRIESTS & CARDINALS DO NOT ACCEPT THIS NEW DOCTRINAL REVELATION.

THE LAST DOCTRINAL PARAGRAPH IS THE MOST REVELATORY OF ALL.
IN IT A CARDINAL STATES THAT THE DISSENTING VIEWS IN THIS EDICT REFLECT THE FACT THAT THE "METAPHYSICAL WHOLLY SEE" LACK A CLEAR DEFINITION OF A HOMINID!

AS PARADOXICALLY CONDEMNATORY AS THIS LAST PARAGRAPH IS,
THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR THE DARWINIAN FAITHFUL.
THAT HOPE IS "ORRORIN'S JACKALOPIAN RESURRECTION."

THE "WHOLLY ORDER OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC," LED BY THEIR EGOISM, WILL SOON EXORCISE THE TRUTH FROM SCIENCE AND PERFORM THE DUBIOUS MIRACLE OF ORRORIN'S JACKALOPIAN RESURRECTION!

FROM A PALTRY PILE OF QUESTIONABLE BONES, THE SPIRIT OF IMAGOLUTION WILL FILL THE MINDS OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC IMAGINARIANS AND "ORRORIN - MILLENNIUM ANCESTOR" WILL APPEAR,
EX NIHILO, IN THE FLESH AND ON THE CANONIC PAGES OF
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE

IF THE READER DOUBTS THE VERACITY OF THIS PARODY, CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND JUDGE THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PAGE,
"BEHIND THE SCENES - New Artists For Old Bones," FOR YOURSELF.

Click here for
National Geographic's JACKALOPIAN ARTISTS

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