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Kim Jong Un plays a vital role in the Illuminati's overall scheme and may even be a part of it himself. Regardless of his membership status, he had to have paid homage to the Satanist cult and did so through a series of homosexual acts and ceremonies. This is where Dennis Rodman's visit comes into play. The former NBA star and is colorful persona was the perfect Illuminati envoy. Rodman has done and will do almost anything, and the Illuminati dispatched him to North Korea to "induct" Kim into the order's subservience.

These secret ceremonies involve several perverted acts beginning with sodomy (the inductee is the receiver). This act is performed multiple times and done throughout various parts of the day, according to the positioning of the moon. The first sodomization is done through a bondage position. The second is performed in a position resembling a goat and might have been accomplished with the administrator wearing a goat mask. Finally, the third act is completed with the receiver standing straight and being sodomized from behind. Kim would have had to perform all three acts to pay homage to the Illuminati.

To someone as prideful as Kim Jong Un, these homosexual acts must have been highly undignifying, but they were necessary for him to maintain his power. After pledging his allegiance, Kim can now maintain a tight grip on North Korea with a lot of help from his true masters, the Illuminati.

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