Feminism and lesbianism are the social germs that gave us the homo. We need a more sexually accessible straight female population in order to vaccinate the remaining straight, healthy male population. Women like Sarah Pallin and Katherine Harris are good examples of what I am referring to, they keep their men healthy and happy.
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Ok, genius. If so, why is it that male homosexuality is more prevalent than lesbianism?. Or that many homosexuals ARE MARRIED, to cover their homosexuality?
Somebody's not getting any...
Seriously, this guy should go over to Loveshy with the rest of losers and commiserate over how mean women are for not putting out for them.
The problem is, if I had sex with Sarah Palin I'd never be able to look at myself in the mirror again. How would I shave?
@Doctor Fishcake
Sluts for Jesus? I can get behind them! If you follow my meaning.
So, you need dumb, pretty, airhead, bimbo women who won't ever contradict you, to keep you healthy and happy? That really shows your "superiority", and tells much, much more about you, than it can ever do about the women.
Btw, lesbians are a part of "the homos". It's like saying "apples are the germs that gave us the fruits".
Feminism has very little to do with lesbianism, really.
Oh, I don't know. I don't think one has to be a lesbian to encourage homosexual behavior. :) For example, lots of straight men start making out with each other the moment they learn that it turns me on.
Edit: Vince, now you know two. :)
Being up in his Montana Militia hidey-hole has separated him from women for so long that he forgets how it all works.
Of course, that could be why he moved there in the first place.
As abhorrent as the lie of homosexuality-as-disease is, I can't help but giggle at the phrase "social germs that gave us the homo."
"Women are working outside the home, and as a result, they gave us all a very bad case of GAY."
Well, lesbianism is responsible for homosexuality, yes, in that lesbians are homosexual . Real shocker there.
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Ew, very creepy, you little man. Bet your dick is really small. Wouldn't "sexually available" mean, in your mind, "slutty"? I thought you didn't like "slutty" women? Oh, I forgot. You only hate it when they're being "slutty" with someone other than you. Fucking hypocrite, go find a machine gun.
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"Feminism and lesbianism are the social germs that gave us the homo. We need a more sexually accessible straight female population in order to vaccinate the remaining straight, healthy male population. Women like Sarah Pallin and Katherine Harris are good examples of what I am referring to, they keep their men healthy and happy."
...by messrs. Failin and Harris having a hot, sweaty and torrid lezzing out session, while their husbands watch. One Word:
Tribadism.
X3
practical god
Oh, I don't know. I don't think one has to be a lesbian to encourage homosexual behavior. :) For example, lots of straight men start making out with each other the moment they learn that it turns me on.
That, I would very much like to see.
Following your logic, wouldn't there be in the past more homosexuals, since women had to wait sometimes years to give their bodies after marriage(and men married far later)?. Think about, if supposedly all women in the past were chaste and men didn't get any until 21 at least, homosexuality would be rampant. It wasn't particularly. Always, of course, according to fundies. On the other side, wasn't feminism responsible for women turning sluts?. Make up your mind.
@Newhere
"It's 'Palin'. the word you were looking for is 'Palin'"
The only one who has the right to have their name like that spelled properly is the ex-Python and travelogue-maker Michael Palin. In the case of the evil right-wing sliimebag Caribou Barbie, I prefer to spell it 'Failin'*.
;)
*- The only way she'll earn the right to have her name spelled properly is when she becomes a Left-wing Atheist.
@Kevin Klawitter
And 'Bison's quote here can be equated with that film, the worst one ever made, only rivalled by Battlefield Earth". (why did Raul Julia's last film have to be "Streetfighter"?! He was a damn fine actor previously)
"more sexually accessible females"
I'll go for that. Where do I sign up?
Screw the rest of that rap!
Wait a sec, is this... Chris Chan?
Sounds like one of his nutty idea's. And naming himself after a vidya character fits too.
If this is Chris Chan, hordes of inquiring trolls wish to know!
Although then again, Chris Chan didn't actually know who Sarah Palin was last time and thought her name was Sarah Perrin...
@ Anon-e-moose:
" And 'Bison's quote here can be equated with that film, the worst one ever made, only rivalled by Battlefield Earth". (why did Raul Julia's last film have to be "Streetfighter"?! He was a damn fine actor previously) "
Because he knew he was dying and he wanted his last film to be one his kids (who were big Street Fighter fans) could enjoy.
Confused?
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