We point at nature and life and teach our kids to sing “All things bright and beautiful! The Lord God made them all!” In reality, maybe we should be teaching them to sing “All things maimed and mangled! The Lord God cursed them all!”
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Ah Hammy old bean...it's already a song.
All Things Dull and Ugly [from Monty Python Flying Circus].
All things dull and ugly,
Each little snake that poisons,
All things sick and cancerous,
Each nasty little hornet,
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
If God hated us all, it would explain a lot.
Like your existence, for example.
Good grief, the original words are bad enough:
The rich man in his castle,
We point at nature and life and teach our kids to sing “All things bright and beautiful! The Lord God made them all!” In reality, maybe we should be teaching them to sing “All things maimed and mangled! The Lord God cursed them all!”
"Why not just give them a free copy of GTA IV? Don't mangle words - practice mangling people so when the time comes for all good Xians to start the second crusade against teh gheys and liberulz your kids are well trained!" -- Princess Rot
The fundies have already put that idea into practice, Princess! Check out the game "Left Behind: Eternal Forces!" Here's an article at Talk2Action dealing with the game: http://www.talk2action.org/story/2006/5/29/195855/959
It's disgusting. The characters run around New York City, trying to convert bystanders. If they refuse to convert, you can go ahead and kill them! Oh, and you can remove the stigma of killing unbelievers by praying for a minute or so!
"All things maimed and mangled!" How is it that "made them all" and "cursed them all" are mutually exclusive? He created the maimed and mangled as much as the bright and beautiful, regardless of whether he decided arbitrarily, after the fact, to curse them...
"All things wise and wonderful, the Lord God made them all"
As opposed to Ken Ham, who was made by the FSM (just for the lulz).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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