"Most gays, if they're having a wedding, don't want pizzas -- they want cake," Robertson told "700 Club" viewers, according to Right Wing Watch. "It's the cake-makers that are having a problem."
Still, he warned Christian business owners of all types that gay customers will eventually "make you conform to them."
"You're gonna say that you like anal sex, you like oral sex, you like bestiality," he added. "Sooner or later, you're going to have to conform your religious beliefs to the group of some abhorrent thing. It won't stop at homosexuality."
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Who buys Pizzas at a wedding? I mean, I wouldn't complain, but the way Patrick is phrasing it suggests that not having Pizzas is some kind of Gay thing, like the same-sex Groom and Groom wedding cake toppers, or the blow-job contest.
They want bakeries to make cakes for their wedding, they don't want them to say they like anal sex.
Ivurm it's a reference to that pizza place that said they won't serve gay weddings even though they were never asked.
Wonder how anyone would respond to any baker who declared: "I will not make any type of wedding cake whatsoever! Gay or straight, a wedding is a promotion of a variety of the sexual lifestyle and as an asexual, I refuse to support that!"
I've never asked anyone I wasn't in bed with whether they liked anal, oral, or any other kind of sex.
If someone walks into a bakery and orders a wedding cake for Chris and Leslie, is the baker going to insist on knowing their genders before agreeing to take the order?
Again with the bestiality, Pat. Why is it that christians are always the ones bringing this up?
Please explain exactly how your personal religious beliefs will be forced to "conform to the group of some abhorrent thing". What is it that you're afraid you're going to be forced to do, Pat? Is giving homosexuals rights in any way forcing you to be homosexual, Pat?
When you can give us evidence that anyone's religious beliefs are forced in any way to anything, perhaps then we could continue this conversation. Until then, just shut the fuck up!
In a way, I'm glad Sir Terry Pratchett passed away when he did, before Alzheimer's destroyed his priceless creative genius.
Because this is what happens when fundie -based Senility is allowed to run riot.
But then, when Patty-boy went fundie, he was lobotomised by 'Faith'.
Thinking Pizza = Cake? As if that non-sequitur was bad enough, you have to throw the 'Beastiality' slippery slope fallacy into the savoury/sweet mix. You're a fucking subhuman loony, Pat.
@Doubting Thomas
Nobody tell him about Strapons in heterosexual relationships! (*KA-BLAMMO!
Pat... are you off the meds again, Pat? You know you have to keep taking the meds or they don't work.
The abhorrent thing anyone is expecting people to conform their religious beliefs to is your version of Christianity, Pat.
And when did oral sex become an exclusively homosexual thing? Did I miss a memo? Does this mean Bill Clinton was gay? Will Batman ever find a place to get rid of that bomb? Find out next week!
As an aside, am I the only one that thinks pizza at a wedding is kinda tacky?
Repost. Possibly a second, at that. Unless he said it again. I have no trouble believing that senile ol' Pattycakes, here, is starting to forget where & when he is and repeat himself.
"You're gonna say that you like anal sex, you like oral sex, you like bestiality," he added. "Sooner or later, you're going to have to conform your religious beliefs to the group of some abhorrent thing.
Pat doth protest too much, methinks.
Pat's just upset because he hasn't been able to get it up since last century.
Besides, everybody loves pizza.
"Still, he warned Christian business owners of all types that gay customers will eventually "make you conform to them."
Exactly HOW, Pat? I'm still waiting for any of you bigoted christian fucks to explain HOW this will happen, or what we might be making them conform to.
"Eventually", Pat will die, and there will be much rejoicing.
Four ways in which nothing will change:
1. No one is going to force you to be gay.
Four things that will really change:
1. For-profit businesses run by Christians will not be free to discriminate because of people’s sexual orientation.
from here.
Personally, I refuse to use any business that will not state in writing, upfront, their preferred sexual position. Doesn't everyone do this ?
Or is it just me and Pat ?
I have never sold anything to anyone unless they can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they do not, have not, and will not participate in any sexual activity I find immoral. That is just common sense.
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