The wife and I homeschool our children with great results. How are they going to enforce this multicultralism bull-plop in our home? I dare them to try.
We have no fears of terrorists taking over the bus our kids could be on, no fears of school shootings, no fears of indoctrination, no fear of our kids parenting the teacher's child - I can on for hours.
Just recently, some District slag tried to give us a hard time claiming that our kids would suffer socialy from homeschooling. After a slight debate (I was civil, she was going off on rants), I finally realized why the public and private school folks constantly bring this up - they don't warn of developmental problems; they threaten it. She threatened us with blackballing.
Our family has consistantly yelled at local government to stop stealing our money to fund their illegal activities like public education and welfare. They just brush us off 'til election season. Then they act like "Huh? We brushed you off?" and then say whatever they think we want to hear to get our vote.
If the Islamofacists think they can enforce their psychobabble in our home where I am Lord-Protector and Heavenly Father fights our battles; then they'd better be ready for a fight!
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I like the rant just after saying she was civil and other people go off in rants.
ironic, yes?
EDIT: a list of words you misspelled:
ya... you're a GREAT teacher.
Homeschooling makes your children socially retarded.
Especially if they skip ahead like 4 grades too, but I can't see that happening in your case.
Islamic terrorism is characterised for trying to cause as many victims as possible. A bus full of children in the middle of the Bible Belt is not an objective(among other thihngs, because they can't make a middle eastern adult get there without suspicion). If you want to shield your kids of reality, you're going to effectively harm them. Moreover, I think that the idea of the "bus taken by terrorists" is copied from the movie in which Denzel Washington and Bruce Willis star, Under the Siege, or something like that.
"We have no fears of terrorists taking over the bus our kids could be on, no fears of school shootings, no fears of indoctrination, no fear of our kids parenting the teacher's child - I can on for hours."
Did you remember to swath your children's heads in cotton wool before they step outside? God forbid anything to do with the real world should slip in there!
To be doubly sure you should just roll your kids around in a barrel when you take them out. You can just yell through the airholes if they want to know what the outside looks like. Be sure and put a good strong lock on the lid now- wouldn't want to crack the barrel open on their wedding day to discover a homosexual has been in there the whole time, making them eat copies of The Selfish Gene and teaching them the lyrics to Dva Sokola.
Yeeaah. This person is fit to teach children. Since when has public education and welfare been illegal?
I'd be concerned about home-schooled children being properly socialized. I'd also be concerned that they'd, you know, not be educated.
Homeschooling doesn't have the socializing experience of public schools, be it friends, cliques, sports teams, clubs, or gangs.
Also you fail miserably for thinking public education and welfare is illegal. Die in a fucking fire.
"no fear of our kids parenting the teacher's child"
So you mean to say that you think you're kids will fornicate with the teacher? I have to say of all my experience of this going to school thing, that problem has never come up.
"no fear of our kids parenting the teacher's child"
I'd be more afraid of my neighbour across the crick, or my pastor, or someone in my home-educated family doing that, if I were the 'Lord Protector' of this half-wit's children.
If I were the children, I'd be more concerned that it was HIM doing the parenting, because he clearly has no idea of how to bring up decently educated, well-rounded, socially adept kids.
"Our family has consistently yelled at local government to stop stealing our money to fund their illegal activities like public education and welfare."
What is legal and what is illegal is determined by your government (Legislature) and your courts (Judiciary), neither of which agrees with you that public education or welfare is illegal. Your inability to tell the difference between you saying something and it being so speaks volumes on your inadequacy when it comes to schooling children.
Newsflash, fundie: Us regular people who went to actual high school never worried about our buses being taken over by terrorists, either.
"Oh no, school bus 5212 from Shadowbriar is hijacked! They'll run it into city hall! Ruuun!"
Er, yeah. Not even Hollywood is that dumb.
Newsflash, fundie: Us regular people who went to actual high school never worried about our buses being taken over by terrorists, either.
"Oh no, school bus 5212 from Shadowbriar is hijacked! They'll run it into city hall! Ruuun!"
Er, yeah. Not even Hollywood is that dumb.
Public education is not illegal. That is just one of many things wrong with your diatribe.
If you don't like it here, there are probably many countries that would be willing to take you. I have no problem with you packing your bags and leaving and I'm sure your local government would enjoy the peace and quiet in order to do their job.
no fears of terrorists taking over the bus our kids could be on
That was a fear? Really? Come on, you're pulling my leg here, right?
Our family has consistantly yelled at local government to stop stealing our money to fund their illegal activities like public education and welfare.
Illegal, huh? Were you homeschooled too? I bet you were...How cute.
and then say whatever they think we want to hear to get our vote.
They said that they would do away with public education and welfare if you elected them? I somehow doubt that one. Despite whatever delusions you may be under, they exist because the majority (aka the sane) support these concepts and do not want to take a step back into the 19th century.
If the Islamofacists think they can enforce their psychobabble in our home
You think people with Islamic beliefs run the country? Now I'm sure you were homeschooled.
Our family has consistantly yelled at local government to stop stealing our money to fund their illegal activities like public education and welfare.
I hope you get involved in a debilitating but nonfatal accident, then not get paid welfare, you sick fuck.
This person was not homeschooled. He's just trying to please that stupid cow of Debbie Schluessel putting all possible stereotypes in vogue and trying to make it a reality. Public education and wellfare are not illegal but this idiot thinks they should be. Islamic terrorism doesn't work that way and they're not currently in any thinkable position of power. Moreover, he's not even euphemistic when trying to ridiculised the "multicultural society", in order not to look racist(and Debbie's ancestors are, actually, its main benefitiaries). The question is, this way, he's trying to establish what his ideology is.
Personally I would prefer you homeschool. Fewer kids to compete with mine for scholarships and good jobs. Of course you might want to mellow on that welfare thing, given the level of intelligence of your post, and you being their teacher, your kids might need it some day.
Assuming this post is serious, and assuming the conversation with the 'District slag' really went anything like he claims, I'm willing to bet that the reason she got het up was that she was just as horrified as I am at the level of 'education' it sounds like those poor children are getting.
Nice little misogynist aside there - a woman DARES to talk back to him, so obviously she sleeps around!
Right. Because teaching FEAR! and HATRED! is much better than teaching "Why do these people hate us? Well, let's see..."
I took the required Current World Affairs in high school, and, while admittedly, we did learn about Islam, we also learned about why they hated Isreal and, in turn, the West.
I really hope your kids have a better reason to go to the polls than just "FEAR AND HATE ANYTHING NOT AMERICAN!"
"Already exists. Its called Canada."
Sorry, no, I've been there.
We have no fears of terrorists taking over the bus our kids could be on, no fears of school shootings, no fears of indoctrination, no fear of our kids parenting the teacher's child - I can on for hours.
No fear of learning anything...
"We have no fears of terrorists taking over the bus our kids could be on, no fears of school shootings, no fears of indoctrination, no fear of our kids parenting the teacher's child - I can on for hours."
What about fear (or at least concern) about terrorists taking over the buses that all of the other children are on, of school shootings that would affect other people besides your kids, of indoctrination of other people? Or do you have no empathy for anyone outside of yourself and your own little family?
Why would a terrorist want to take over a school bus?
Also, just in general, you're a crazy.
How are they going to enforce this multicultralism bull-plop in our home?
We have no fears of terrorists taking over the bus our kids could be on, no fears of school shootings, no fears of indoctrination, no fear of our kids parenting the teacher's child
Our family has consistantly yelled at local government to stop stealing our money to fund their illegal activities like public education and welfare
If the Islamofacists think they can enforce their psychobabble in our home where I am Lord-Protector and Heavenly Father fights our battles; then they'd better be ready for a fight!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
Homeschooling is one of the worst things you can do to a child.
Period.
- a homeschooled person, still recovering
"We have no fears of terrorists taking over the bus our kids could be on, no fears of school shootings, no fears of indoctrination, no fear of our kids parenting the teacher's child - I can on for hours."
Of course you have these fears. It is these paranoid fears that make you want to homeschool your children. If you did not have theses fears, then you would not have any qualms about sending them to public school.
You are an egotistical twunt if you think terrorists would bother to take over a school bus just because Christian children were on it. And you probably live in the fucking suburbs. You have to worry about terrorists about as much as someone who lives in Mongolia has to worry about sharks.
Sorry. Sometimes I forget that everyone who's mocked here believes that religion is the only reason for terrorism instead of a flimsy justification for it because the political reasons are messier.
As far as I know, we've had NO school shootings in Sweden, no bus-takeover, no indoctrination as all kids are encouraged to think for themselves.
What's a blackball?
Render unto Caesar, stupid! Read that Holy book of yours, please.
Islamo-fascists have the same rights as Christiano-fascists, to enforce their psychobabble in people's homes, i.e. no rights whatsoever!
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