Angry, audacious, asinine atheists profess loudly to all who will listen - even to those who won't - that God does not exist. They are especially overbearing and offensive even obnoxious during the Christmas season. Atheists also do not believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan but they do not try to convince others of their non-existence! However, I don't believe in atheists and neither does God! The Bible clearly teaches that God loves the world and wants everyone to place faith in Him to guarantee forgiveness of sins and a place in Heaven. Atheists don't exist because God will not permit it!
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No, neither God or I believe in atheists. Atheists don't even believe in atheism!
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"Atheists also do not believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan but they do not try to convince others of their non-existence!"
Santa Claus's believers doesn't try to change laws according to their belief.
when they will do those thing, you will see people trying to convince others in the lack of proofs of existence.
No, neither God or I believe in atheists.
It's amazing how often God agrees with you, isn't it?
Angry, audacious, asinine atheists profess loudly to all who will listen - even to those who won't - that God does not exist. They are especially overbearing and offensive even obnoxious during the Christmas season.
Probably because nobody ever tried to pass a law to limit or eliminate my rights based on teachings attributed to Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny or Peter Pan and only a mentally ill adult would still believe in such nonsense.
And my existence proves your god wrong. So either he lied about being all-knowing or he's just, you know, another make believe character to be added to that list you were reading off earlier.
Angry, audacious, asinine Talibangelists profess loudly to all who will listen - even to those who won't - that God exists. They are especially offensive even obnoxious during the Christmans season. Talibangelists do not believe in equality, in tolerance, in intelligence, and rational Scientific method and they do try to convince others of their non-existence! However, I don't believe in Talibangelists and neither does the rest of the rational world! Historical documents tell us this country was founded on a separation of church and state to directly keep Talibangelists from taking over and installing a fundie theocracy. Talibangelists will never hold power because the Constitution will not permit it!
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No, neither the Constitution nor I believe in Talibangelists. I don't really know how they believe in themselves.
Foul, frustrated, fallacious fundamentalists profess loudly to all, whether they want to listen or not.
See, Don? I can alliterate too.
Angry, audacious, asinine atheists
Alliteration always appeals!
Atheists also do not believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny , and Peter Pan but they do not try to convince others of their non-existence!
Just start a campaign to force anyone to follow the teachings of The Guardians of Childhood books and you will see (not only) atheists do exactly that.
But as we are on the subject: Please tell us your reasons not to believe in these
entities, but to believe in your god?
Atheists don't exist because God will not permit it!
Sorry, but until he comes here himself and convinces me, I will keep on not believing in him or any other god.
Atheists also do not believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan but they do not try to convince others of their non-existence!
Mainly because those mythical beings don't have followers insisting that everyone else also believe in them or suffer eternal torment and trying to force their beliefs into government.
"They are especially overbearing and offensive even obnoxious during the Christmas season."
Yes, he is. Especially angry, audacious, and asinine.
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Just try to force prayers to Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan into public schools and town hall meetings. Try to build monuments to Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan on public land and in courthouses. Try to use public money to put they sayings of Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan on police and emergency vehicles. Try to pass laws that allow discrimination against others based on some "teachings" of Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan.
I'm sure that'll get you some attention.
Let us know how that works for you.
"Atheists don't even believe in atheism!"
Thank you for telling me what I believe. I'm so glad you know my mind better than me.
No one is trying to force me to worship those imaginary characters. I haven't seen anyone saying that our government should be based on the Naughty vs. Nice lists. I have yet to see a reality show called "19 Teeth and Counting". There's no pressure on school boards to include the Intelligent Rabbit as an alternative theory of chocolate production. I've never seen people on the side of the street with signs telling me what Peter Pan hates. I've never heard a boss say "You don't believe in unicorns? I'll have to keep a close eye on you." My in-laws didn't ask my wife if I beat her when they found out I didn't believe in leprechauns. No one asserts that I have no morals because I don't think mermaids exist.
If you want to make a comparison to those fictional characters, perhaps you should try and understand why you grew out of belief in them, but not god.
I don't believe in atheists and neither does God! The Bible clearly teaches that God loves the world and wants everyone to place faith in Him to guarantee forgiveness of sins and a place in Heaven. Atheists don't exist because God will not permit it!
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What about Pagans, Buddhists, Hindus or any other religious persuasion? We all seem to exist just fine without your approval - or that of your god.
How does our existence factor into your faulty and shamelessly stupid narrative?
Crazy, callous, condescending, complacent, crackpot Christians!
Oh, goody, a other damn Christian trying to pretend that they know me better than I know myself. Fail.
"Atheists also do not believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan but they do not try to convince others of their non-existence!"
"Atheists also do not believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan but they do not try to convince others of their non-existence! "
That's because other people do not believe in them, unlike the huge swaths of the population that not only believe in the Great Beard In The Sky, but actively hate people for no other reason than because a dude in a black robe who claims to have an in with GBITS says to
What if I told you I knew Santa, and the only way he was going to give you presents this year was to get me tax exempt status, give me all your money, and hate, ah fuck I dunno, uh, people named Rick?
Atheists also do not believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan but they do not try to convince others of their non-existence!
But fundie Christians do (links to fundie quotes about all four). Fundies are plainly much more insecure than atheists.
"The Bible clearly teaches that God loves the world and wants everyone to place faith in Him to guarantee forgiveness of sins and a place in Heaven."
I don't believe in atheists
I don't believe in fundies!
*sticks fingers in ears*
NA NA NA NA NA NA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
[Pictured above: the Commentus Efesteedeedeeus in its natural habitat, mocking the Fundamentalius Idioticus with its own methods.]
Angry, audacious, asinine atheists ...
Oh, pffftt! , you nattering nabob of negativism.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
I'm enjoying this guy's mental illness. Nice of him to burble online for the amusement of his adoring fans.
I must say though, Bible God is showing Himself to be a poor judge of character by siding with this dipstick and agreeing with everything he thinks.
Also, what's up with withholding the secret compelling evidence of Bible God's existence?
Crazy, cheeky, cretin Christians profess loudly to all who will listen - even to those who won't - that their particular God does exist, but all the others don’t exist.
Dearie, most atheists just refuse to acknowledge the existence of gods, when pushed to do so by fundies. Plus, we want the same rights to not believe, that you have to believe. If you find that "overbearing and offensive even obnoxious"[sic], then it's good you're on the fundie side and don't have to endure your behavior from our point of view...
Don't you fundies often berate a-santaclausists for destroying the belief of children?
The Bible clearly teaches that God got fed up with the behavior of all but eight humans, and two or seven of each animal "kind", and destroyed all other life in a flood. It doesn't say what all the animals, plants and fungi had done to deserve such a punishment, though...
This is a barrel of stupidity.
"Atheists also do not believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Peter Pan but they do not try to convince others of their non-existence!"
That's because there isn't any large collection of believers in any of these fictional characters that try to force society to abide by their rules as not to offend them. When parents tell their children to behave otherwise Santa won't bring them presents, they are not being serious.
Atheists also have a stronger grasp on what differentiates fiction from reality. It's why we scoff at the worrying over the spiritual dangers of Harry Potter.
"The Bible clearly teaches that God loves the world and wants everyone to place faith in Him to guarantee forgiveness of sins and a place in Heaven. Atheists don't exist because God will not permit it!"
Well, why isn't he doing anything about it? We've existed throughout history, though today we are more numerous and vocal (because we're allowed to be!) and God permits our existence.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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