I always remember what happened to the "group of mocking youths" and Elisha ! Love that story, because God's Word tells us that "God is not mocked;". Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!
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You are a fuckwit.
I'm waiting for the bears.
Still waiting.
Holding out a jar of honey now. Still no bears.
Picanic basket?
Fresh salmon?
Aw, c'mon, I wanna see the bears!
Your god is such an insecure, whiny, little glory-hog. Why would the all-powerful, all-knowing creator of the universe care about being mocked by puny little humans? Do you feel bad because the bacteria in your gut don't worship you?
Well, actually, he probably does.
And they'll know we're Christians by our love, by our love...
They'll know we're Christians by our love...
BTW, placing yourself in the position of God is blasphemy.
You're not God, you pompous piece of ignorant shit.
For that matter, your deity is a stupid, vicious, paranoid failure.
And he's imaginary.
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah.
Stiiiillllll waiting on the bears.
So if you mock atheists are you mocking Satan? You'd better have a care; he's a pretty tough old boy - your omni everything god hasn't been able to pin him in even one fall since - well, since ever, now has he?
Once again, RR does NOT equal Christian. No one on that site even comes close to being a Christian. You're a bunch of self-obsessed, inane, arrogant, ignorant, greedy, hate mongers. Those are not characteristics that Christ supported. Get over yourselves.
"Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!"
Once again, fundies conflate themselves with God. You think God will send bears to bite us for mocking him? That's nothing compared to what he'll do to you folks for committing what amounts to the Ultimate Blasphemy -- that is, if he exists. So now, you'd better hope we're right!
For the last fucking time:
ELISHA WAS NOT A CHRISTIAN.
So if you mock a JEW, you get mauled by bears. Get your facts straight. When the Samaritans in Luke rejected Jesus, his disciples asked him if they should call down fire from heaven to consume them (much like Elisha's boss did with the two captains) and Jesus told them no.
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Mocked fundie was mocked.
@Alethe:
Actually, it's "your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries." Montypython 22.9
Edit: Sudden flash of brilliance! Monty Python tracts to hand out to christian protesters at events!
"I ahwayz wemembah wut append to teh gwoop o mockin yutes an Ewisha! Wub dat towy cuz God's woid tewz us dat "God iz nawt mokt;". Anniwun oo mox kwistens is weewee mockin God!"
Now THAT'S how you mock someone!
“I always remember what happened to the "group of mocking youths" and Elisha ! Love that story, because God's Word tells us that "God is not mocked;".”
And you LIKE this?
“Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!”
Okay. Bears? Waiting on the bears, now. We’ve had a few in the neighborhood. Hope they don’t disturb the baby foxes out back when they come to tare into me.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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