[A review of "Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock" for PS2]
Satanic Game
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR TO PRAISE SATAN, THIS VIDEO GAME IS EXACTLY YOUR BEST CHOICE. I BOUGHT IT FOR MY teenager son, for this first look it is fun, but the most dificult the level is, the most satanic songs are and the graphics, you;ll see the devil killing people. Honestly, we felt bad, and strange things happened to us in two days. Game was returned. I had to click on the stars to rate it, but the rate is -0
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It's a VIDEO GAME, not propaganda material. Even I, a Baroque Vivaldi-loving nerd, love Guitar Hero, and I see no evil in it.
Wait a sec. You say that it's all Satan propaganda, and bla, bla, bla.............but the title is evident, why did you buy it for your son?
You returned the game? Shouldn't you have been a good fundie and burned it so that it wouldn't pollute anyone else?
Oh wait, money was involved.
Wow! The command of the English be amazing! This feels like reading one of those goofy chain letters. You know, the ones that say, "Send this on, or something bad will happen in 2 days!" Except this one should state, "Do not play, or something bad will happen in 2 days."
Oh, as for the debil killing people, may I show you something Rossy?
[img]http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/455.jpg[/img]
Oh, and what lie did you tell when you returned the game, since most retailers have a zero return policy on opened software and computer games, unless it is defective?
It's a FREAKIN' VIDEO GAME!
Sorry.. these idiots really get my goat.
Hey.. wait.. isn't the goat associated with-- *GASP*
It's apparent that Rossy has never played "State of Emergency."
Also, my entire Grant Theft Auto 3 experience consisted of me using a cheat to get all of the weapons, then swarming up to to the top of a building to shoot random people on the street in the head. Or else I'd run people and cars over in the Rhino. That kept me amused for months.
Good times.
"IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR TO PRAISE SATAN,"
Kewl, I was wondering what to get my sister for Christmas.
Guitar Hero is Satanist? I'd have thought it was an excuse to buy another gaming peripheral that I and a few friends can look like dorks using.
Anyway, if I had a PS2, I'd get it.
@Sideshow Bob:
Do it. Shin Megami Tensei is awesome.
@#395939 -
I was wondering that as well. Heck, Guitar Hero III has a picture of Slash, Pat Benatar (I think?) and one of the KISS members on its cover. You THINK maybe that's an indication of its content? Maybe the rating label?
(And I thought the final song was Through the Fire and Flames. But then, I don't own it.)
@ Sideshow Bob
So what's the downside?
I think when they said -0 they MEANT to express the mathematical term <0 to mean 'less then zero'.
Except they were probably home schooled and we all know what that means....
Hell! I'll even say it!
Homeschooling: Learning less then your parents by being taught what little they know with everything they don't like censored!
Hey, guess what?
Negative Zero is non-existent rating, stupid.
The name "Guitar Hero" should have tipped your crappy christian music loving asses off, fools.
CITIES ON FLAME WITH ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
I think fundies, by there very nature, are unable to tell fact from fiction. After all, the Bibble is real, so Harry Potter and Guitar Hero must also be real, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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