The Baptist church is the one that Jesus began when He was here on earth. However, not ALL Baptist churches still follow the Bible like they once did. Even some independent fundamental Baptist churches are straying from the foundations in God's Word.
No other denomination was started by Jesus....they were all started by fallible mortal men.
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This is what drives most intelligent people who are christian nuts.
Jesus pretty well said, "Just say no to churches".
He said a LOT which is ignored because these people would rather make everyone like them than understand who they claim to be.
Simply put, there's no such thing as a church going christian. Or at least, not in reality.
Well, I hear there's a verse in the NT where JC renames Simon, and calls him Peter (The Rock), and says "On this rock I will build my Church", and guess who the first Pope is said to have been?
(Yes, yes, I know it's totally bogus, but at least it's in the NT. There isn't shit about any Baptists - apart from John, and he came before Jesus).
There is a large portion of the bible that I ear marked as total bullshit before I dropped it completely, and when you can notice a significant change in the behavior of the 'savior' based on his earlier stances, it fell into that category.
I tend to toss his formation of a church into that, because through the rest of it he spent a good deal of time mocking the churches around and point out flaws, all of which have resurfaced in ones dedicated to him.
I remember the 'pray in your closet' quite clearly, but I've had people try to sell me on that just being because they were oppressed at the time. I need a little sign that says "No Sale" when I'm talking to these people. If he died for it, he should expect his followers to at least be open about it and risk the similar fate.
This is the way the argument escalates:
1. Only Christians are going to heaven.
2. Only Protestant Christians are going to heaven.
3. Only Fundamentalist Protestant Christians are going to heaven.
4. Only Baptist Fundamentalist Protestant Christians are going to heaven.
5. Only The Most Rigidly Fundamentalist Baptist Christians Who Agree With Me are going to heaven.
Eventually, this leads to:
6. Only I am going to heaven.
It's lonely at the top, isn't it, Mrs. Debbie?
~David D.G.
Actually, John wasn't "a" Baptist, he was "the" baptist. As in he baptized people. He really didn't give a shit about any religious organization. Or money. Or bathing. Or being nice to people. Or really anything else.
Um, no. That would be Roman Catholicism, you know, that religion that a bunch of people split from during what was known as the Protestant Reformation because they had issues with several million things that they no longer agreed with, most prominantly the infallibility of the Pope.
And in case you missed it in your precious bible, Peter was the first Pope.
Idiot.
Evidently, Mrs. Debbie doesn't know that the Baptists were started in the early 1600's. Funny, if Jesus was a real person, I've never before seen someone say he was wandering around in 1600, nor that he started a church then :P
The Baptist church is the one that Jesus began when He was here on earth.
This is a myth created and believed only by a minority of Baptists themselves, just like the Free Masons claim they were founded by the builders of the pyramids, and the Romans said Rome was founded by Romulus and Remus. While there were some early cults that held some of today's Baptists' views, they were offshoots of orthodox Christianity and have no real connection with today's Baptists. The founders of today's Baptist sects in the US were originally Puritans - nominally Church of England, but with separatist views.
Actually the "churches of Christ" claim to the the authentic church started by Jesus. The name of their church is actually in the Bible; Baptist Church is not.
They teach that the only church organization that can be taught from the Bible is allowed. No councils, synods, ordination, reverends, mission societies are allowed since they are not Biblical, but they are Baptist.
They have a better claim to be the ultimate über-fundies than the Baptists do.
I didn't know that the bible, the great book of fairy tales, could be diluted and twisted any more than it was, yet here we are.
When I was growing up, people who were stupid and arrogant were shot down in their bizarre assertions and set straight, and they learned to learn, or at least keep their lying mouthes shut to avoid ridicule. When you got a computer you can spout all sorts of rubbish and think you are smart. I fear for the future.
Even some independent fundamental Baptist churches are straying from the foundations in God's Word.
Now this is kind of an interesting statement. My knowledge of the Christian faith is a little bit shaky, but I'm pretty sure that Baptists are supposed to believe that everyone follows their own path, and that they answer only to God. Certainly most of the Baptists I know seem to believe this. That would mean it's pretty much inevitable that no two Baptist churches would agree on everything, and the same would apply to individual members of the congregation. So I would suggest that this person isn't nearly as good a Baptist as they probably think they are. Which was pretty clear to begin with.
They teach that the only church organization that can be taught from the Bible is allowed. No councils, synods, ordination, reverends, mission societies are allowed since they are not Biblical, but they are Baptist.
A few months ago, before I discovered FSTDT, this would have sounded like a relatively sensible position to me. Now, of course, I see the problems with it, starting with the fact that the very book they use was put together by a council... Add to that the contradictions and inconsistencies in the Babble and the choices they would have to do (OT-style Hebraic clergy or NT-style prophet + flock of disheeple, for example), and the Perfect Church according to the Word© of Gawd® isn't for tomorrow...
Yep, that's right. The Baptist church OBVIOUSLY wasn't started during the Protestant reformation as the Anabaptist church and FOR SURE didn't move to America and split into the Baptist and Amish churches. Nope, Jesus done it!
Someone doesn't have a firm grasp of church history. The early church was the Catholic (meaning universal) Church (comprised of the patriarchates of Rome, Alexandria, Antioch, Jerusalem, Constantinople). It was the only recognized legitimate show until 1054 A.D.
No other denomination was started by Jesus....they were all started by fallible mortal men.
No denominations at all were started by Jesus. They were started by his "followers" many years after he died.
@Jesus or Whoever Wrote His Lines5And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Do you really think that someone who says "avoid the synagogue, pray in secret" would set up a new synagogue under a different name?
Besides, Jesus (if he existed) was a "fallible mortal man."
Prove what you're saying. The fact reamains that Jesus truely started the Coptic and Gnostic faiths because we actually have proof of that in the Gnostic Gospels, the Dead Sea Scrolls and the Coptic Church which has kept all the original books and did no editing to them (can you say King James?) or banning of books such as Enoch.
bwahahaha.
History disagrees!
Matilde>
Historic revisionist of the month?
My vote goes for generally clueless loudmouth, but that works too.
Actually, the baptist church was started by an Englishman named John Smythe in the 17th century as part of a puritanical Dissenters movement from the Church of England. From there it splintered into the many various sects that we have today. The fundamentalist independent baptist churches grew out of the fundamentalist movement in the 18th to 19th centuries in reaction to a perceived liberalism that was supposedly creeping into the churches during the Enlightenment. It was from here that the evangelical movement began, who agreed in principle with the fundamentalists, but rejected the idea of separation from society at large. There are only two (or four, depending on who you ask) churches that go back through time to the beginnings of christianity, 1. the roman catholic church (and this is debatable, seeing as how many doctrines important to catholics didn't begin to show up until about the 5th century onward), 2. eastern orthodox church, and two churches that left the EO 3. the oriental orthodox churches (which disagreed with the EO and RC over the two natures of christ at the 4th ecumenical council of chalcedon), and 4. the assyrian church of the east (sometimes called the nestorian church, but there is debate as to whether this is an accurate label) which split from the church during the 3rd ecumenical council of ephesus over the role of the virgin mary, and whether she should be called 'theotokos' (mother of god). So the baptist churches are far from 'true' churches, if historicity is a factor.
Point of order: The Reformation didn't happen over the infallibility of the pope as that wasn't declared Catholic dogma till 1870 if memory serves.
It was about corruption overall, including things like nepotism (giving church positions to relatives) and simony (selling church offices), and the inciting incident was the selling of indulgences (i.e. you pay the Church money, your relative gets time off Purgatory and gets into heaven quicker).
[No other denomination was started by Jesus....they were all started by fallible mortal men.]
Ah yes, just like the ones who wrote the bible.
If this is so, then there is something you must consider. The earliest recorded Baptists (i.e. from the 17th century) were staunch advocates of separation between church and state. Indeed, they were persecuted in England for promoting this idea (among others). Granted, modern day Baptists have betrayed the noble origins of their movement, and are in fact largely ignorant of them, but Mrs.Debbie acknowledges that not all Baptist churches follow their founding ideals.
So Mrs.Debbie, are you saying that Jesus advocated a secular society, as the original Baptists did?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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