A reading from the book of Bullshit, Chapter 6, Verses 6-66.
"And yea, the serpent did say unto Eve 'Did the Lord God say that thou wast created from Adam's bone, even from a rib?'
'Aye,' responded Eve, 'For the Lord created Adam, and I from him, and this garden in which it is for us to dwell.'
'Nay, tis not so!' replied the serpent. 'For thou didst evolve from earlier life forms. For an RNA molecule didst beget a cell, and a cell begat a multicellular organism, and a multicellular organism begat a chordate, and a chordate begat a vertebrate, and a vertebrate begat a tetrapod, and a tetrapod begat a mammal, and a mammal begat a hominid, and a hominid didst then beget thee.
'And so too did the plants of this garden and the animals within it likewise evolve from earlier forms, all issuing forth from that first simple cell.'
And in hearing this, Eve's mind began to think and hunger for knowledge and understanding, which angered the Lord God from where he sat in Heaven observing these events unfold. And her mind so contaminated with knowledge concluded that it was as the serpent described."
This is the Word of God, for the people of God. Thanks be to God.