I voted absolutely none for reasons already stated! My one friend is really getting wrapped up in a relationship! The other day, I saw him and the girl he was dating holding hands!!! It's getting pretty serious and I'm worried. Things for them seem to be moving quickly! I mean, they've only been dating for 2 weeks and they're already holding hands! They might have even been doing it longer than that!!! It's just I've never seen it until now! My friend is really starting to lose interest in God and I blame it all on this!!!!
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Hey, Romans 6:23, I got news for you. Unless he is an absolute psychofundy, he's trying to get into her pants, too (if he hasn't already.)
Ugh... someone's reply to this:
Wait. You are afraid that your friend is losing interest in god because he found a girl who likes him? Shouldn't that be god's problem?
Well, that's good that they are holding hands... might mean that THEY ARE NOT JUST HAVING wild monkey SEX, but also being affectionate. That is a good thing. Romans, write that down.
Morgan wrote:
I think somebody's jealous. Maybe you wanted to hold hands with the cutey your friend is dating? Or was it that you wanted to hold your friend's hand? Maybe it isn't their interest in God that concerns you at all, hmm?
Actually, there's a more likely explanation.
His friend, with whom he used to enjoy lots of good buddy-buddy times with together, is now spending his time with a girl instead.
He probably feels like the girl took his friend away. Heck, there have been times when I've felt like this myself.
It's just too bad that his rather petty desire to keep his buddy around is driving him, consciously or unsconsciously, to come up with these ridiculous Xtian justifications for "intervention".
so sex raises its head, and teen-hormones kick in. The kids will start thinking for themselves soon, and maybe escape the lunacy
PS is that "my one AND ONLY friend"
"The other day, I saw him and the girl he was dating holding hands!!!"
Holy fuck! In public? Yick. That's sooooo disgusting and inappropriate...
If you're six. And still think girls are "icky." Or a fundy. Or completely socially inept in ways I can't even conceive of.
"It's getting pretty serious and I'm worried. Things for them seem to be moving quickly! I mean, they've only been dating for 2 weeks and they're already holding hands!"
Good god, no! Say it isn't so. Obviously after two weeks they're not even supposed to be within sight of one another yet.
"They might have even been doing it longer than that!!! It's just I've never seen it until now! My friend is really starting to lose interest in God and I blame it all on this!!!!"
You're one of the most pitiful people I've ever had the displeasure of coming across.
Holding hands is oh so fine. I'll hold your hand, you hold mine. Anywhere or anytime is good for holding hands. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
Xan-chan{Pieguy259}, as much as I love you, mate, you watch too much MP.
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