Pleasure is good! But people twist it, and it becomes selfish. Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for, and if you try it, you will see that is not the way it should be. God's rules are to protect!
Many amputees have been healed by miracles, and that is true, and a valid point you have made!
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"Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for....."
Yet he never mentioned it to King Solomon, go figure.
Hey, git, how do you know what your god designed sex for? Even your bible mentions multiple partners.
And I'd really like to see your documentation of amputees being healed by miracles. We have so many soldiers coming home with such injuries.
You really are a git, aren't you?
I remember reading this post (someone linked to it on the atheism community), but I didn't really look at the comments. Damn, guitar_dan is just a gold mine of funny, isn't he?
@Old Viking;
It's just that the amputee healings weren't very well publicized.
That's the damned liberal media. They just don't want you to know about all the good that's come about, because liberal-agenda-gloom sells newspapers
Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for
God's rules are to protect!
Many amputees have been healed by miracles
Antichrist sez: "how many times to wave your meat in the air"
You should stop waving it when it stops dribbling or if you finally get the pastor's wife's attention--but that's just a personal guideline, not a rule.
@guitar_dan
Many amputees have been healed by miracles, and that is true, and a valid point you have made! image
"Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for, and if you try it, you will see that is not the way it should be."
Why then are there so few monogamous species?
"God's rules are to protect!"
I think you'd be hard pressed to explain how not wearing mixed fabric clothing protects you from, well, anything.
"Many amputees have been healed by miracles, and that is true, and a valid point you have made!"
Really now? Where's all the documented evidence of this? How come I don't see any of them on CNN?
Many amputees have been healed by miracles, and that is true, and a valid point you have made!
It's amazing how the actual point flies over the fundies' heads.
Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for
Where in the Bible does it say what God "designed " sex for? Why don't fundies read the Bible instead of making shit up and claiming they know what God wants?
Many amputees have been healed by miracles, and that is true
Name one? And provide proof.
P.S. Lying for jesus will still get you sent to hell
"Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for, and if you try it, you will see that is not the way it should be. "
And yet, God creates hermaphrodites.
"Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for"
You just don't have the necessary skill to pull it off.
I do think having sex with multiple partners is wrong. I'm sure anyone can see that.
Some people mention Solomon but they missed the parts when he faced problems because of his countless wives. He even says that he was a miserable man.
And about the amputee part,I'd like to have some proof on that.
"Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for, and if you try it, you will see that is not the way it should be."
Being of a properly skeptical and scientific nature, I would be quite willing to subject this hypothesis to proper experimentation. Are there any unattached hot chicks young adult females here interested in assisting me in advancing the cause of science?
;^D
Can you also share the insight of why your god created some other things? I'll provide a list of some of the ones I'm very interested in:
The Human Appendix
And finally, one other important question. If he has this spontaneous creation ability (look at all he made already) why is it he never spontaneously creates bibles? Why did man have to pen it?
"Many amputees have been healed by miracles, and that is true, and a valid point you have made!"
Yeah, maby mentally but physicly... bullshit.
Someone has clearly never had a threesome, but is oh-so-obviously longing for one!
Nothing wrong with threesomes, just more people present to enjoy it with, though it certainly is a tangle of legs and arms.
Besides, there is nothing selfish about sex unless you make it selfish. So I guess you, guitar_dan, should take a good and long look in the mirror. You know, it is just common decency to eat out your girlfriend/boyfriend/german shepard after he/she/it has finished you off.
About the amputees being "healed" ... yeah, citation needed!
Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for
Well, if you take a group of say, 15 gay men, and place them all in a cirle and ask them to bend over....
You'll see that that apearently is exactly what god designed sex for.
He's somewhat right if he means group sex - getting involved in that can be emotionally damaging to some people. If he means just sleeping with different people at different times instead of holding out for your One True Love(tm) he's just being a fundie.
I don't see how the amputee comment fits with the rest, but it's still a lie.
Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for...
Obviously not because if God had designed sex for that then I'd be getting some.
Like sex with multiple partners, that is not what God designed sex for, and if you try it, you will see that is not the way it should be.
Oh, alright. I wasn't going to, but you've convinced me I need to see for myself.
What's wrong with multiple partners? You don't seem to be bitching about David. You know, the guy who had wives already but then had some guy sent to the front lines, knowing he'd get killed, just to get his wife? Man, those hebrew kings really liked their wife and concubine collections, didn't they?
No matter how much they pray, amputees still have no regenerated limbs. It's only by the grace of Science that they were fitted with prosthetics, which allow them to have any kind of limb at all.
Many amputees have been healed by miracles, and that is true, and a valid point you have made!
Prove it. One provable citation, please.
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