Just get everyone of our soldiers over there in Iraq right now, dip your bullets in pigs blood. Let it be known, "Guys, we're here to help your country, we really are. We're not the bad guys. We'd like to help. You guys have a problem. We got rid of your evil dictator and we would like to see you rebuild a decent country so you can enjoy life. However, if you're going to shoot at us, we're going to shoot back, and you're not going to get to go to Heaven and forget those 72 virgins because they are not going to be there because we've got pigs blood on all of our bullets". Get your hollow point bullet. Put a little pigs blood inside and fill 'em with wax and just carry them with your from now on. And if anyone shoots at you shoot back. And I guarantee it would stop the violence in Iraq in thirty seconds.
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Lol, wut?
I would call it a poe if it wasn't a quote from Kent. That's as ridiculous as the appliance of full nude pictures on Iraqi tanks to prevent real time surveillance (it would have to be censored first).
But I guess that's what happens when one religious dipshit tries to defeat the others. The other dipshits would find a solution to this - like wrapping their soldiers in wet cloths - to 'cleanse' the bullet before penetration. Or simply stating this wouldn't be enough blood to stain one's immortal soul. Or the death for allah would outweight... or... or... or...
Anyways. This would be a much funnier arms race than the atomic one, wouldn't it?
With such a keen military mind, it is shocking, SHOCKING, to me that good ol' K.H. hasn't been running this war the whole time.
I'm quite sure that the rules apply to only to intentional ingestion, and possibly even then if it is to preserve life.
No doubt a lot of ritual cleansing afterwards, but what the hell...
Sorry Kenty boy. Iraqis have every right to shoot at Americans. Americans invaded their country. I don't b;ame the decent ordianary American, but I do blame the crass and stupid and greedy administration that wanted to get its paws on oil. So American boys and girls are Bush's sacrifices to Mammon, no?
And BTW, your little pig's blood suggestion will be enough to upset all Arabs. They are brothers in race, religion and language!
You stupid, empty-headed person, you! Try some joined-up thinking for a change!
And I guarantee it would stop the violence in Iraq in thirty seconds.
You don't know much about human beings, do you?
I'm pretty sure that would clog the weapons, making them harder to fire, not to mention clean. I don't care, personally, but just thought you might like to know.
Since the 9/11 guys drank alcohol and went to a stripper club before the day, I don't think they would care about pig at all. Let alone that double standard like "we're here to help your country", killing half his population.
We got rid of your evil dictator and we would like to see you rebuild a decent country so you can enjoy life. now you have to do what we, the occupying force, tell you instead of what he did.
This goes for you too, France! How dare you decide not to go along with whatever we ask after we saved you from having to do whatever the Nazis asked!
We're having enough trouble fighting a relative handful of lunatic fringe Islamists. Why would we want to turn it into a war against the entire Islamic world by insulting the entire religion? As much as fundies like Hovind would like it to be otherwise, most of us are just trying to stop terrorists from blowing up our buildings, not resurrecting the Crusades.
So if someone were to wad little bits of the satanic bible into their hollow-points, or dip them in the blood of 'teh gayz', then shoot a christian, that christian is doomed to Hell?
Wow, your god is an even bigger dick that I thought!
Such a keen strategic mind should surely note that such a threat would likely get our troops killed in their sleep and their corpses brutally desecrated. Yes?
Moral of the story: don't even try and fuck with a believer's chance at salvation.
or they will build bombs, mines, RPGs, tanks, jets, bombers,choppers ect...
Maybe. Or maybe you'll start getting a lot more truck bombs and IED's, and finally manage to piss off the last fraction of the country's inhabitants that don't actively want us dead yet. Whichever, right?
Tempting thought to control the radicals with their own crazy beliefs, you've got to admit...
But if you're that crazy, you'll think of a way to make yourself the good guy. This quote wasn't that bad, the guy just dodn't think things all the way through.
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