(Jesse Lee Peterson suggests Christians should take money from gay couples and bake their wedding cakes, but give the money to an anti-gay organization)
"Christians would be better served that they take the money on one condition, that they can use their own creativity in creating the cake or other baked good. Without this proviso, they will not do the job. If the gay says yes, the Christian can make a piece of dog doo and put in their cakes and make a demon looking piece of "ART" come out and be delivered at the last minute. Smashed and decimated to reflect the satanic views of the customers perverse lifestyle. Their creativity might come into questions, but at least they did not refuse service and they delivered on time and with their own creativity in the end product. TURN THE SCREWS ON THEM IN THE FINAL MOMENTS OF THEIR EVENT. REVENGE IS MINE SAYS THE LORD. iF THE GAY SAYS NO then they do not have to explain why they are refusing to do the baked good or flower piece. Make them pay dearly for their stupid perversion. LMAO."
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"If the gay says yes, the Christian can make a piece of dog doo and put in their cakes and make a demon looking piece of "ART" come out and be delivered at the last minute. "
Then the christian will be arrested for adulterating food with a dangerous substance.
And they will add to the christians in the prison population.
Very few people allow a baker to use their own creativity in creating a wedding cake. They almost always have a list of specifics so that it fits in with the rest of the wedding. Screw up the cake and you'll have hundreds of guests who will not only refuse to come into your bakery, but will tell all their friends about your lousy products. Good luck at the "Going Out Of Business" sale.
the Christian can make a piece of dog doo and put in their cakes
REVENGE IS MINE SAYS THE LORD
Damn. You hate gays so much that you are willing to get your place shut down by the health department AND commit blasphemy by calling yourself God. That's some pretty substantial hate.
Then the gay couple sues the baker for not delivering the cake they ordered, not to mention having their shop closed down by the health department for putting dog doo in their cake. And not to mention that they'd lose all their business once word of that got out. Nobody wants to take a chance of buying baked goods with dog doo in them.
If this is really what Christian bakers want to do, then they need to find another line of work.
Just think of the hysteria from the Christian persecution crowd if someone even suggested a gay baker putting an image of Jesus having sex with Judas Iscariot on top of a Christian couples' wedding cake.
to reflect the satanic views of the customers perverse lifestyle.
To reflect your perverse lifestyle.
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REVENGE IS MINE SAYS THE LORD
So leave it to Him. He doesn't need your help.
As far as I know it is usual practice for the purveyors of ceremonial cakes to provide either a mock up or pictorial example of the kind of cakes they can provide. If the cake provided does not match said example then the customers are within their rights to sue for compensation.
Presumably Mr Peterson does not own a bakery because if he did he would not offer such ridiculous, not to mention potentially dangerous, advice.
And they’ll know we are Christians by our love, by our love,
Yes, they’ll know we are Christians by our love.
The sheer Christian Love(TM) of this quote feels so warm, it's giving me third-degree burns.
How exactly does one become this bitter and mean-spirited?
Well, might as well say something controversial.
I support the baker in this case. If they don't want to do business, don't make them. Now mind you, I am not homophobic or supportive of those who are. If somebody hates you for who you are.... I mean, uh, has strong moral indignation at you based on what is totally a choice of yours, then why would you want to patronize their business and give them your money?
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So according to dkepus-chan, the choice is either to refuse a gay couple service solely on the basis of them being gay and reveal their bigotry in the process, or make a cake for said gay couple that could make anyone that eats it really, horribly sick, not only revealing their bigotry but torpedoing their business in the process?
Why can't they just make the gay couple the cake they ordered and not raise a huge stink about it?
@Nemo
Fair enough, but the problem with this quote isn't the "refusing service", part it's the part about putting dog doo in their cake on top of that. That part really isn't justified by a desire to refuse service, that's deliberately inflicting pain out of malice.
Man, you never would believe who brought dog doo to the wedding.
It's baked inside the cake by a jerk fundie.
And what do you think makes that Christian so hateful?
He's steeped in rotten dogma, and there's no charity.
Hey!"
With apologies to Tom Shutter and Leo Burnett.
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That is the most juvenile form of "revenge" I've ever heard. Not surprising they believe their god wold support this, though.
Pretty sure they can't say "it's my way or the highway" and then deliver a completely unprofessional dog crap, "demonic" piece of shit cake without facing any consequences and a lot of bad publicity. If you seriously put excrement in your baked goods that's a super fast way to get shut down for good. I really hope this person is just a troll and not actually so insanely stupid.
Nemo: You kinda missed the point that it's not legal to deny service to a same sex couple. Or it should be illegal considering gay people and those in same sex relationships are a minority. A bakery could just as easily say they won't make a cake for an interracial couple, not because they dislike anyone, but because their convictions/beliefs dispose them to oppose race mixing. But they'd still be racist shits, regardless.
take the money on one condition, that they can use their own creativity in creating the cake or other baked good. Without this proviso, they will not do the job. If the gay says yes, the Christian can make a piece of dog doo and put in their cakes and make a demon looking piece of "ART" come out and be delivered at the last minute.
Wow, back in the fifth grade all over again.
LMAO
Jesus is up in heaven beaming with pride because of your attitude. "Way to go! That's why I died on the cross!"
Yeah. And why can't mechanics sabotage the brakes of gays so they'll get killed, farmers poison food bound for gays, and electricians make sure gay people's houses burn down ... oh wait, I know why. They'll get sued into bankruptcy! But, hey, they'll sure have the satisfaction of having let those prancing limp-wrists know how they feet about homosexuality, and that ought to warm their hate-filled hearts when the gas is turned off.
"make a demon looking piece of "ART""
"Smashed and decimated"
So a performance art piece showing off your pettiness.
And what will you do with the 1/10th piece that you remove from the cake?
Revenge is MINE says the Lord, dumbass! It's not for humans to revenge, in other words; particularly not to revenge things that doesn't affect their lives, whatsoever.
Would YOU accept that offer, when YOU're getting married, dkepus? Would you be happy with a cake in the shape of a dildo, or a peace sign, or the incredibly disgusting cake below?
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(It was done for a Female Genital Mutilation conference, and the black-face head was screaming each time the cake was cut. The point could have been carried without the racist imagery, though...)
@Ibuki
Because, because the poor little bakery is being forced to tolerate someone different from them! That can't stand, they have to fight back! Their livelihood and reputation are but a small price to pay to make them gay folk know they're not wanted here. </sarcasm>
Even if a bakery were able to do this, without the added dog shit, they'd still be out of business in no time. They'd be asked "why did you make our cake this way", and the average homophobe would be stupid enough to respond by outright telling them that they think the customer's way of living is an "abomination" which the cake design reflects.
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