(In response to a poster speculating that a sufficiently advanced species would eliminate all religion from their culture)
As you are an atheist I guest you can't spend one damn day without trying to harass religions. Typical atheist guy that says "lol I am enlightened with knowledge because I am atheist lol lol lol lol lol my fail logic says that religion is against science I mean I dont even have arguments but rofl lol science above all lol lol etc"
Those aliens would most likely have their own religion; They might even be Christian.
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"They might even be Christian."
Probably not, but funnily enough they might claim to worship a deity that looks just like them and to view all other deities as false. Sound familiar?
"Those aliens would most likely have their own religion;
Yes, they might well.
They might even be Christian
That's impossible, however. Unless they had the same set of ancient languages we do.
The Jesus myth is unique to Earth, why would aliens follow our mythology?
Even Jesus wasn't a Christian.
Then the aliens land and tell us they are conquering us in the name of their god Gleebl-Glorbshnakct, assuming they speak English. You ask them they mean God. They respond with "Who the fuck is God?" You are crushed that your belief in Christian aliens is destroyed and that the conquest looks all to familiar to American history.
As a Chri-stain you probably spend every minute of your day harassing atheists.
Oh, you don't like that? Well, see it from the atheist perspective.
Me? I'm a Goomyist/Helicalist/Jew/Haruhiist. I proclaim the greatness of Goomy very often, but I also praise Helix. It's mostly for t3h l0lz, but so is everything else I do.
@DAR31337
Thank you:
(In response to a poster speculating that a sufficiently advanced species would eliminate all religion from their culture )
"As you are an atheist I guest you can't spend one damn day without trying to harass religions"
MyAnime List.net, eh...?:
(Never was this pic soooooo appropriate!):
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...well, I guess the anime series "Asobi ni Iku Yo! " - featuring the extraterrestrial Catians - isn't in your list, eh? For fear of annihilating your own argument. Or you have watched it, and that's precisely why you daren't add it to your list! =^_^=
...now, back to you, FSTDT. X3
A thought: That pic above; "Neon Genesis Evangelion"'s Rei Ayanami (l) and "Martian Successor Nadesico"'s Ruri Hoshino (r) as catgirls ? Nya! =^_^= (Damn, but those Rei clones get everywhere !)
@Goomy pls
I bet loopydim here isn't a Haruhiist, neither; nor will "MoHS" be in this smeg-for-brains' list, neither. I mean, just the initial scenario would induce "Scanners"-esque head 'splodyness, re. who Haruhi Suzumiya is...! >:D
lupadim....punctuation can be your friend.
As you are an atheist I guest you can't spend one damn day without trying to harass religions.
Also, what party are you a guest of? I mean where's my invitation?
Taking a different angle...
Not knowing the original context of the discussion I can only speculate on the origin of the religion line. But it may have been a worldbuild-y talk. Having made a few worlds myself I can tell you religions (or lack thereof) are an important part of making a world. So discussing them is valid. Yelling about that is dumb. But I think we all could have expected that out of you.
Not everyone on Earth believes in your God, your numbers say a third but that's adding the babies in too, (nice trick, only children of race should be counted in population racial labels, not religion) people that say they are, that others would say they're not, as they don't attend church, denominations that say the other churchs aren't Christian,,,
But they think aliens would be holding that King James and taking about how Jesus sacrificed his life for,,,Earthlings.
"Those aliens would most likely have their own religion"
More likely, probably many, probably grew out of them centuries ago. I hope so anyway.
"As you are an atheist I guest you can't spend one damn day without trying to harass religions."
Interesting that you would suggest that. Why, it was only about 30 minutes ago that somebody knocked on my door to proselytize your religion. I have never bothered people in their homes, or knocked on their doors to proselytize atheism. Who is harassing who? (or is that whom)?
As you are an atheist I guest you can't spend one damn day without trying to harass religions.
A religion cannot be harassed. And someone presenting a differing view to yours is not harassing you.
They might even be Christian.
Unlikely, as Jesus is supposed to have died for the sins of the world, which makes Christianity, in alien terms, a local religion.
science above all
Got that right.
@moose
Very interesting, indeed.
"Hello are you a Christian, Have you heard the word?"
"Well, yes I have"
"Stop doing that. Have a nice day"
Those aliens would most likely have their own religion; They might even be Christian.
Let's hope not! The last thing we need is a bunch of fundie christians running around with interstellar travel and death rays.
@Anon-e-moose
Moose-sama, I sincerely hope, from what I've seen of it, that he doesn't have Ah! My Goddess in his list. His head might a splode, sure, but so would the rest of his body. Such is the a splosion that his entire body would a splode from watching it. In fact, I might watch it ^_^
"They might even be Christian."
Well, there was that one planet from Stargate SG-1 populated by humans from medieval Europe who were brought there by the Goa'uld, Sokar.
Ugh, I'd like that day to come soon. Pagan as I am, I do think the world could do with less religion. Just don't start putting me on the fire, 'K? My path is *my* path, no one else's.
(Anon-e-moose)
On that note, I present you with...Rei-ven. *grins*
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Sorry, Moose, but you can't have her. Raven is my waifu, damn it! *hugs her*
(In response to a poster speculating that a sufficiently advanced species would eliminate all religion from their culture)
Those aliens would most likely have their own religion; They might even be Christian.
Been here, already, and no, their book was not written in Ye Olde English.
Nel Reeble-Reltub will return. Soon.believe!
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@ Old Viking
@Da Rat Bastid
"I present you with...Rei-ven. *grins *"
GROAN
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...that's fine; I have Suigintou:
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I must say, that since winning the Alice Game, she's become quite the healthy lady, eh...?! X3 [/"Omamori Himari"]
@Goomy pls
Especially as "Ah! My Goddess" is inspired by Nordic mythology*; a masterstroke by Kosuke Fujishima, and it's popularity is a testament to his creative genius.
*- 'Yggdrasil': the huge megacomputer - controlled by Goddesses (Urd being an Admin, then there's Chrono, Ere & Ex as the 'Bridge Bunnies') - that maintains Reality. Hmmmm. Yggdrasil = 'World Tree'. The Mayans had something similar in their mythology...! [/Popol Vuh]
"They might even be Christian."
Given they exist, and given what else they "might be", it's much more likely they "might even be" something else.
(Anon-e-moose)
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I must say, that since winning the Alice Game, she's become quite the healthy lady, eh...?! X3 [/"Omamori Himari"]
Meh. They look like balloons, for cryin' out loud. Now, her thighs , on the other hand--
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"As you are a creationist I guest you can't spend one damn day without trying to harass science. Typical creationist guy that says "lol I am enlightened with knowledge because I read the buybull lol lol lol lol lol my fail logic says that science is crap and against god I mean I dont even have arguments but give me time on your Cosmos show rofl lol science is evil above all lol lol etc" "
That's what you meant to say, isn't it?
@Da Rat Bastid
>Zettai Ryouiki
...well, that's one reason...! X3
Another couple of reasons (also why this character in "Haiyore! Nyaruko-san" is my favourite in such) can be summed up...:
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...in a couple of reasons. One word; Paizuri . :9 The Cthulhi, Luhy Jistone? She makes me JIZZ stone! X3
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