(re: the end is near)
Like I said, I believe that our time on this earth is very quickly ending, and I have left my Bible and a book on Prophecies, as well as documents from the main page of Rapture Ready (I actually used an entire cartridge of ink) , and placed them in a hidden place in my apartment, with instructions on where they are (I don't want these to fall into the wrong hands)
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Is the website is going to be raptured as well?
While you're at it, can you leave some instructions on where you currently keep your valuables hidden?
Look, if you really needed to save toilet paper that badly, couldn't you have gone out and bought some? I mean, really, that's a waste of perfectly good paper.
Edit: @Tolpuddle Martyr
Damn, beaten to the joke.
If I was god, I'd rapture everybody except the fundies.
That would be sure to get some laughs over in Asgard and at Mount Olympus.
This idiotic belief must be having a seriously deleterious effect on these people's mental states (yeah, I know, their mental states are pretty bad already). But seriously, living their entire lives in anticipation of something which clearly isn't going to happen must be absolute torture. And to think that the main thing keeping this belief afloat is the sense of moral superiority that the holders of that belief feel it bestows on them.
Waste of ink, waste of paper, and Trance, here, is a waste of fucking oxygen.
"I have left my Bible and a book on Prophecies, as well as documents from the main page of Rapture Ready ... I don't want these to fall into the wrong hands"
WTF
You mean impressionable children or the weakminded who may be taken in by this crap?
Yeah, because the whole world really gives a shit where you keep your collection of fantasies.
Let me guess, they're under your mattress.
Assuming this fool is "Wrap-tured" )cling film?), what use will s/he have for such earthly things? Besides, books on prophecy are surely demonic. Any book that is not the Bible is inspired by Satan - no?
And as to falling into the wrong hands - paranoia much?
Er, you do know that anyone can access Rapture Ready? And anyone can go into a bookstore and purchase a bible. (If it's a big bookstore you might even be able to get it in hebrew and Greek, so you get closer to the original.)
Poor schmuck! He thinks he's going somewhere better, but he's still worrying about his bible...
Journeyer, why would i feel bad? The idiot bought it and my bank account is now 600 bucks fatter.
Oh by the way, i have this brand new computer i'd like to sell to you. It now prevents quadposting! Only 599.99! Buy now, and you get a free bridge!
Trance : ... and placed them in a hidden place in my apartment, with instructions on where they are (I don't want these to fall into the wrong hands)
Brilliant. What great leaps in logic you have. You should do that to all your valuables also.
And yet they somehow look down on Branch Davidians or the Heavens Gate cult. At least those cults actually did something to help hasten their own rapture.
Oh, and @Journeyer... be careful what you say about Macs. I'm a Mac user and am proud of the fact that I've purged my house of all products Microsoft.
So you hide your stuff, because you don't want the wrong people to find it, then leave instructions on how to find it.
What if the wrong people find the instructions? Maybe you should hide them too.
Fundie cognition at its finest.
@aaa
I did not mean to imply you'd feel bad, just that you'd feel dirty for selling a Mac (I certainly know I would).
And my quad-posts from before was wholly unintentional and I have no idea what happened. My first post didn't seem to take, so I made another one which also didn't seem to take, and then I gave up. Result: four posts.
"Like I said, I believe that our time on this earth is very quickly ending, and I have left my Bible and a book on Prophecies, as well as documents from the main page of Rapture Ready (I actually used an entire cartridge of ink), and placed them in a hidden place in my apartment, with instructions on where they are (I don't want these to fall into the wrong hands)"
First of all, you totally wasted an entire cartridge of ink.
I own several bibles and other religious books, a few books on prophecies and a few more debunking them, and I can get the "documents" from the Ruptured Retards site whenever I want (though I don't think they're worth wasting an ink cartridge on).
So bad news, trance, they're already in the "wrong hands." Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Journeyer: "@aaa. I don't think I'd bother if I were you; she's probably a Mac user... "
What makes you think she's a creative/artistic person who prefers a user-friendly computer that is impervious to viruses?
So you carefully hid your special documents in your apartment, then left instructions as to their location, then posted all this on the Internet.
I am in awe of your genius.
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
Why hide printouts of information available over the public internet?
Why leave instructions for finding what you've hidden?
Why not use a fucking USB stick instead of all that paper and ink?
Why not use a fucking USB stick instead of all that paper and ink?
Well, he probably expects civilization to collapse as soon as he and his fellow lunatics get Craptured, so no more electricity, ergo no more working computers to read the content of said USB stick. After all, how can we ever hope to survive the disparition of a few Wal-Mart greeters and McDonald's employees? Unwarranted self-importance, thy name is fundie...
I wouldn't like the Bible to fall into the wrong hands, either...impressionable children, the mentally ill, etc
LMAO! Trance hides her documents then leaves instructions on where to find them.
I'll find your documents and your little dog, too.
Aaahahahahahahaha...!!
That is hilarious.
Imagine how it would feel for this guy's kids if a genuine emergency or natural disaster were to strike and they dashed to the emergency supplies he left them, but instead of food, medicine, warm clothing, money, weapons, a two-way radio, batteries or anything like that they found only a wad of paper covered with insane ravings.
And my rat likes to take all her food pellets and bury them so no one can find them.
That's what you're doing, right?
@ Brain_In_A_Jar
A hidden place in your anus would have been more appropriate.
BTW, you do know that leaving instructions on how to find hidden objects rather defeats the purpose of hiding them in the first place? Or do you think that the "wrong hands" are all illiterate?
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